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  1. >AAAAH, AFTER TEN-THOUSAND YEARS I AM FREEEEE!
  2. >IT'S TIIIIIME TO CONQUER EEEARTH!
  3. >BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO SHOVE A PINEAPPLE UP MY VAGINAAA!!
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  10. >AAAH, ANON!! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT BULGE IN THOSE TIGHT PANTS OF YOURS.
  11. >GET THEM OFF, NOW! IT MUST BE QUITE PAINFUL.
  12. >NOW HOLD STILL SO THAT I MAY SERVICE THAT COCK, YOU BUFFOON!
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  14. >*gag* *cough* *cough* *hack*
  15. >Gahhhhgh, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS, ANON
  16. >I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THIS WET!
  17. >IT'S LIKE A HURRICANE INSIDE MY PANTIES RIGHT NOW!
  18. >I NEED THIS THING INSIIIIDE OF ME
  19. >MAGIC ARROW, MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOOOW!!
  20. >*dick stab*
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  22. >GHAUUUUUGHH
  23. >*hiss*
  24. >AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
  25. >I CAN BARELY EVEN...
  26. >LOWER MYSELF ONTO-
  27. >OOOOOPHGH....
  28. >...THIS MONSTER DIIIIIICK!!
  29. >THIS IS WOOOOONDERFUL!!!!
  30. >GHAAA!!
  31. >HAAA!!
  32. >ANOOON!!!!
  33. >I'M GOING TO CUM, ANOOOON!!!
  34. >RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHGHHHH
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  36. >*Slow, steady slapping noises*
  37. >AAAAAAGGGHHHH, FUCK
  38. >I'VE LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES I'VE CUUUUUM!!
  39. >ARE YOU CLOSE?
  40. >ARE YOU AT ALL CLOSE?
  41. >SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
  42. >GAAHHH, FUCK MY SOPPING PUSSY, YOU MOOROOOON~!!!
  43. >PLANT YOUR SEEEEED DEEEP INSIDE ME, YOU AAANIMAL!!
  44. >COME ON!
  45. >COME OOON!
  46. >COME OOOONNNNN!!!
  47. >HHHNNNNNNGHH!!!
  48. >*the sound that a dick makes when it shoots its goo*
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  50. >*pant*
  51. >*pant*
  52. >*pant*
  53. >MY GOODNESS, ANON. YOU'VE WRECKED ME SO WONDERFULLY.
  54. >LOOK AT ALL OF THIS SEED FLOWING FREEELY OUT OF MY PUUSSY!!
  55. >*spread*
  56. >*pant*
  57. >AHHHHGH, I THINK I MIGHT NEED THAT THING IN MY ASS
  58. >[guitars screeching]
  59. >You aren't sure what's going on or where they're coming from
  60. >A sickass guitar solo begins to play
  61. >NO! NOT HERE! NOT NOW!
  62. >Rita has begun to cower in fear
  63. >Suddenly, a wall beside you fucking explodes
  64. >GO GO POWER RANGERS!
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