YuYuYui CV - Culture Festival - 1

Let's have fun making a culture festival - 1

--(1)--

[Hero Club room]

Mas: It's almost time for the culture festival. We're going for the win again this year, right?

Gin/Wak/Kar: Of course!

Fuu: We all got a bunch of experience, and with our new allies, nothing can scare us!

Tou: Oh, a request has just arrived. From the culture festival committee...

Tou: The gist of it is, they don't have enough staff, and want us to help with the committee's duties.

Kar: We're in the same school, why don't they ask us in person?

Tou: It is mentioned they are so overworked, they do not even have the time to come here.

Tam: Is the committee work that hard? They looked liked they had fun doing it until last year, though?

Anz: I've heard this year's festival will increase in scope, to include the city, I imagine it also made more work for them.

Its: Yes, it will also apparently last longer.

Kir: Not a surprise if their staff is the same that they're overworked to death, then.

Aka: So, what are we doing?

Fuu: Do you need to ask? We're the Hero Club! Of course we'll accept!

Kar: Guess so. We have more experience and more people, even with a few people less, we'll make it work!

Tou: Let us decide who will go, then. It is said a group of around 8 people is preferable.

Meb: If we're serious about winning, our main force who proved themselves every year will stay with the club.

Yuz: Then it only makes sense that we, the newcomers go help the committee.

Fuy: Yes... As utterly regrettable as it is, this is necessary to secure the Hero Club's victory.

Yuu: You can't do that! It's your first culture festival, it has to be a fun one!

Tak: True! Lily-chan and Yuzuki-chan, stay with the Hero Club!

Chi: It's also Hanamoto-san and Aki-san's second one, I think they should stay too.

Yos: Koori-sama...! Such compassion...! My heart is moved to tears...!

Fuu: Okay, let's decide who will help the committee, Lily, Yuzuki, Yoshika and Masuzu excluded.

Yuu/Tak/Aka: Agreed~!

Tou: It's from the committee again. More people have collapsed from overwork, they would like us to be quick.

Wak: Since the Hero Club's victory is on the line, I would like more time to make the right choices, but...

Gin/Kar/Fuu/Meb: Uum...

Tam: Let's do that with a lottery and get it over with, alright?

Anz: But that's too arbitrary!

Hin: No, since all of us are so experienced, it should not be a problem whoever we lose.

Fuu: You got a point! Alright, let's do a ghost leg and quick!

SON/Son/Tou/Sum: Eeh!!

Sek/Suz/Yum/Ren: Us!?

Kar: Wait, wait! It just got all our core members at once!

Gin: What should we do? Do we run it back?

Sek: Then what's the point of a lottery in the first place?

Ren: Hmph, such is the fate of the Hero Club. Let us resign to its whims, shall we?

Fuu: Renge may be onto something. You're likely to succeed if you try!

Fuu: So anyway, the Hero Club team will go for the win, and the committee team will do their best to be helpful over there!

--(2)--

[Executive committee room]

Tou: Apologies for the delay. The Hero Club is offering their help.

Committee member 1: W...We've been waiting for you. Uumh... If you'd like tea first...

Ren: Your consideration is unnecessary. Are you not currently in a race against time? What shall we do?

Committee member 2: Uuh... We have so much to do, I don't know where to start...

Suz: Oh, boy, there's too many things to do, she's overheating.

Sek: Don't mind the order, just shoot whatever you need help with at us.

Committee member 1: Uuh... Cooperation request to the people of the area, concert organization, stage schedule...

Committee member 2: Also, construction of an entrance gate, prepare the fliers and posters to put in town, patrolling at school...

SON: Looks like we'll be busier than I imagined.

Sum: Would people who lack any experience in those subjects really be of any help?

Tou: Someone collapsed at the back!

Committee member 1/2: President!!

Sek/Suz/Yum: Eeeeh!!

Committee member 1: W-What are we supposed to do... That's because she did so much work by herself...

Tou: First of all, let's bring the president to the infirmary. She will need to rest for a while.

Committee member 1: You're right... but what now...? Without her, the culture festival is as good as done for!

Committee member 1: We need a reliable leader to give us accurate instructions.

Ren: A reliable leader, you say... Hmph, Miroku hereby assumes this role.

Committee member 1: Eeh!! You will? You will become our substitute committee president!?

Ren: But of course, however, substitute is a word which does hardly fit Miroku.

Committee member 2: Excuse us, I will call you anything! Chairman, boss or director.

Ren: Hmph, if so, you are to call Miroku this way: honorable committee president.

Yum/Son/Sum: Honorable committee president!?

Committee member 1/2: Yes! Honorable committee president

Committee member 1: So, what should we do?

Ren: Let us see, first, discover all of the committee president's duties and make your report to Miroku.

Committee member 2: But that means we'll have to stop working.

Ren: Was this not the reason of the Hero Club's coming? Yumiko and Suzume, prepare yourself to ask for assistance to the locals.

Ren: Are to construct the entrance gate: Sekka, Tougou, Sumi. Sonokos, you will elaborate an organization plan.

Son: Hawa~, Renge-senpai, so cool~!

Sum: The way she can give instructions so resolutely puts me at ease and makes me want to follow her, but...

Sek: We have no idea how to make an entrance gate.

Tou: Yes, because my task during all the culture festivals to this day has been cooking.

Ren: Do not fret, Miroku does not make mistakes. Now, everyone, begin your respective tasks.

Suz: Eh? Renge-san? Where are you going?

SON: She disappeared just like that to who knows where~.

Sek: To be honest, I don't have high hopes for myself, but I'll just have to try.

Yum: Indeed, if ancestor-sama has said we will be fine, then we are likely to succeed if we try!

--(3)--

[A few days later]

Yum: We are the Sanshuu Middle School culture festival executive committee! We are looking forward to your cooperation in regards to the festival!

Suz: Fwaah, handing out this many fliers is some pretty hard work.

Yum: Suzume-san, would a little more tension truly be so unwelcome?

Suz: I mean, are all these people really going to help just with this?

Yum: Suzume-san! Has ancestor-sama not said so?

Yum: The main theme of this year's culture festival is to have fun while creating, along with the locals.

Yum: And ancestor-sama has entrusted us with such a crucial duty.

Suz: It's that when Renge-san gives you instructions so nonchalantly, you just have to answer yes!

Suz: But when you think about it, isn't that the most uninteresting executive committee work?

Suz: It doesn't feel any different from the usual Hero Club requests...

Yum: I am unable to refute your opinion...

Suz: If only we had a super technique to get them to give us their support instantly.

Ren: Yumiko, Suzume, you may stop distributing fliers.

Yum: Ancestor-sama! But we have yet to distribute even half.

Ren: Hmph, that will do. Because I have come up with a super technique, as Suzume put it.

Suz: Eeh! You're kidding! What is it!!? Nothing less from Renge-san!

Ren: You, return to school, and support the other staff in periodically patrolling the school for any illegal acts.

Ren: From there, verify stocks and order, create a list of guests, and hand out presents...

Suz: Wait, wait, are we doing all that just the two of us?

Ren: Miroku never asks for the impossible. You are capable of this. Is that right?

Suz/Yum: Y-Yes!!

Ren: Miroku will be on her way. I entrust the rest to you.

Suz: Kuuh, I answered yes! without thinking again.

Yum: The way ancestor-sama unwaveringly issues instructions unconsciously forces you to follow her...

--(4)--

[Library]

Sum: Tougou-san, Sekka-san, I have gathered all the DIY books I could find.

Tou: None of them seems to specialize in how to build a gate. Uum...

Sek: Making an entrance gate isn't something you ask us out of nowhere...

Sum: We have so little experience, we don't have the slightest idea of how to make one.

Sek/Tou/Sum: Haa...

Ren: Oh my? How uncharacteristic of you. I thought this was your field of expertise.

Sek: No, it's not even about that, we've never even made an entrance gate before.

Ren: However, are the 3 of you not fervent enjoyers of castles? Castles possess all flavors of grand gates.

Ren/Tou/Sum: Ha!!

Sek: Now I can totally imagine it!

Sum: I will be back with castle construction reference books!!

Sek: The webpages of castle fans also have some nice pictures! Let's use these as reference too!

Tou: I feel suddenly filled with motivation.

Ren: Hmph... It seems Miroku's eyes were not deceived.

[Empty classroom]

SON: Uu~m, this is so blurry, I don't know where to start planning an event~.

Son: That's right~, there's a lot of things we'd personally like to do, though~.

SON: But as the executive committee, we have to make sure everyone enjoys it... Uu~m.

Ren: Hmph, how about a slight change of perspective?

Ren: Such a formal thought process as "as the committee" or "for everyone" is unfit of you.

Ren: What if instead, you imagined what you would wish to do if you were to abuse your authority as committee members?

SON: Abuse of authority~!?

SON/Son: Spark!!

Son: Me, me~! I wanna see everyone flirting a lot~!

SON: Force everyone into flirty situations by using the culture festival!!

Son: We can't miss the opportunity to make them hold hands with a folk dance!

SON: A confession time for everyone to scream their love for the entire school to hear from the rooftop is gonna liven up things~!

SON/Son: But also!

Ren: Hmph, so you have finally started acting like yourselves.

[The day before the culture festival]

Ren: Everyone, are the preparations advancing swimmingly?

Sum: Yes! Thanks to your instructions, we are working our hardest and having fun.

Suz: Everyone's happy that we're gonna be able to make it by tomorrow thanks to our honorable committee president!

Ren: Hmph, how can it not go well with Miroku at the helms. Although, do not lose focus until the very end.

Ren: You never know what awaits during a culture festival.

Suz: Waah! You were right. A unexpected vertex attack!

Yum: Honorable committee president ancestor-sama! What shall we do...

Sek: Now that's a way to call someone...

Ren: We do not have time for this. Let us swiftly defeat the enemies and return.

SON/Son/Tou/Sum: Yes!!

--(5)--

[Jukai]

Suz: Waah! Enemies, and a lot of them again today.

Tou: I have just been informed vertexes have appeared in another location.

Tou: Fuu-senpai is asking us whether she can leave this side to us.

Ren: Hmph, 8 people is plenty for such a vertex attack.

Renge: Yumiko, Suzume, advance! Tougou and Sumi, provide cover!

Suz/Yum/Tou/Sum: Yes!

Ren: Sonokos and Sekka, you will defeat the enemies at the back, incoming from 5 and 8 o'clock.

SON/Sek/Son: Got it!

Yum: Taaaaah!

Son: Yaaaah!!

[School gate]

SON: We somehow defeated them in no time flat~.

Yum: We have ancestor-sama's accurate instructions to thank.

Sum: For sure. What an honorable committee president.

Suz: Well, even though Renge-san just gave directions and didn't do any of the work.

Ren: Suzume, I can hear you.

Suz: Eek! Sorry... Please forgive me!!

Ren: I am not upset. A truly exceptional leader preserves their strength until the end as a trump card.

Committee member 1: Honorable committee president! The preparations will be complete after assembly of the entrance gate!

Ren: I see. Everyone, you have done outstanding work.

Sek: We need a lot of help to put the gate in place, so I'd like if we all did it together.

Ren: Yes, I have accounted for this in our schedule, everyone should be coming soon.

Committee member 2: We're in trouble! We're having problems with the gym stage equipment!

Ren: I see, those in charge, go ahead immediately and handle it, the remaining members will do something about the gate.

Committee member 2: Yes!

Tou: But what remains it... the Hero Club helpers.

Sek: Every part is heavy, this number of people won't do.

Son: I know! Should we ask for help from the Hero Club~?

Sum: I would very much like to, but our victory is on the line, we cannot force them to.

Tou: You're right. If only we had some strong help at our disposal...

Everyone: Haa...

Ren: Sighs will not help with the issue at hand. Yumiko, please, prepare the tea.

Yum: Tea... you said?

Ren: Yes, composure is necessary in such situation. Let us gracefully wait.

Suz: Wait for what!?

Ren: Look, reliable helpers have just arrived. Now, this way.

Sek/Sum/Tou: Eeeeeh!!

--(6)--

[School gate]

Construction company president: Renge-san, sorry for making you wait. You said you needed our help?

Ren: We would like you to assemble these parts and erect an entrance gate.

Construction company president: I see, you even have blueprints. Guys, let's do this!

Construction company employees: Yes!

Suz: Eeeeh! Wait, Renge-san, what is this?

Yum: Are the people working not the carpenters from town?

Ren: Yes, precisely.

Construction company president: Renge-san, what do you think of this?

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Ren: What wonderful workmanship. None can match a professional's skill.

Construction company president: It wasn't on the blueprints, but we added some more extravagant decorations.

Ren: Thank you, because of your cooperation, we now have the greatest entrance gate of all time.

Tou: Uum... Renge-san, while the result is wonderful...

Sek: How'd you get professional to help?

Ren: Hmph, such is the result of the cooperation deals I have been conducting within the shopping district.

Ren: Aah, you mean when you made us stop handing fliers and left somewhere?

Ren: But of course. Rather than flier distribution, speaking to the district representatives was much more efficient.

Construction company president: We were in shock, she came in with such delicious presents, and that self-confidence, you wouldn't think she's a middle schooler.

Construction company president: I became Renge-san's fan on the spot. Look, I even keep one of her signed photos with utmost care.

Sek: Hyeeh, capturing the hearts of the local influential people, that's like an election campaign.

Ren: Hmph, both in elections and a culture festival, to lay the groundwork is the most basic of basics.

Yum: As expected of ancestor-sama!

Tou: A message from the committee members. The trouble in the gymnasiums seems to have been settled.

SON: Glad to hear it~! Now we're fully ready.

Ren: Yes, but tomorrow begins the festival. Do not drop your guard and continue working your hardest.

Suz/Yum/Sek/Sum: Yes!!

Ren: I shall uphold my name of honorable executive committee president and make of this culture festival the best there ever was.