The Tulpa effect, chap. 1

The Tulpa effect
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CHAPTER 1- Close Encounters with the #Ponytulpa Kind!

The group entered a small, rocky valley. It was not very wide, only about 20 feet or so. The walked through the cavern at a brisk pace, trying to get to the Holy Temple where the Hot Dog Flavored Water is stored.

Sorryman and Kadoh were talking about Dachshunds when all of a sudden they heard a voice. 5 to be exact. They shouted "BR?" over and over again. The group, clearly confused, wondered who was saying 'BR'.

 "Who's there?" FourFiction cautiously called out. The group stood there for several seconds. Suddenly, a tall, hairy, lanky man appeared and said "LOL I REPOR U!" and then flung a spear at Fiction. Fiction, being the slow NEET he is, could not dodge it in time. The spear hit his leg with bone shattering force, pinning him to the ground.

The group suddenly turned beta as fuck, and started running. They ran the way they were supposed to go, but in the process they trampled Fiction.

The men on the ridge of the valley were laughing manically.
"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!". The laughter reverberated all over.

The men trapped them at a ridge.

"GIEB MONIE PLS" they screeched. It was horrible. They were fat, zit ridden people with hairy bodies and tattoos all over them. They wrangled the group to a cave, which had several ponies in it.

"What the shit? Pinkie Pie? Vinyl Scratch? Luna?" Said Sorryman.

Glass, who was also trapped by the Men, looked at the ponies longingly. Her mouth salivated at the thoughts of ponies. Then again, she loved eating everything.

The Men seated them down, one by one, on primitive couches. As I walked by the kitchen counter, I snagged a small vial of blue food coloring. They sat me down next to Kadoh, Josh, and LucidAcid.

The men whispered something to the pink pony, and then she smiled and pulled some red muffins out of the oven. She came by and offered us each one. Many took them and ate happily. Kadoh and Sorryman declined, but Josh and LucidAcid took one.

Everyone happily snacked on the red muffins while pinkie placed some left over muffins on the counter. Everything seemed so innocent, until people starting licking each other and grinding against each other. It took two seconds for Kadoh and Sorryman to deduce that they put something in the muffins.
Josh was making out with Glass, which was VERY uncomfortable for Sorryman.

Then, one by one, the men started to rape people. FourFiction, who was hurt and high out of his mind, was taken away by two fat, hairy men to another room. You could hear FourFiction gag on their cocks.
It sounded like he enjoyed It.

Then, a giantess, who identified as "Mena",   came into the room. She looked at LucidAcid, and said "You! You die by Snu Snu!"

LucidAcid, who was not high due to the massive amount of drugs he takes all the time, wouldn't quit so easily.

He stripped naked, and started shaking his penis in a clockwise motion. He then flapped his arms, and gained air. He flew high up in the cave and dived bombed Mena while screeching "I am LucidAcid, destroyer of worlds!". Sorryman took advantage of the chaos, and used the blue food coloring on two muffins, turning them purple. He then went up to Pinkie and Luna, and offered the two muffins

"I present you two of my finest muffins! I made them just for you!" Sorryman decreed.
"I love muffins!" Luna and pinkie said In unison.

While the two ponies ate the muffins, LucidAcid used his penis to cut several deep cuts into Mena.
"LucidAcid strong! Mena stronger!" Mena bellowed.

LucidAcid was hit down by Mena. He was on death's door. Mena dragged him to another room to die of Snu Snu. LucidAcid, a fighter till the end, used his anal cavity as an explosive device. Mena was killed in the resulting blast.

The ponies who had been fed muffins were now on the floor fucking each other sloppily. Kadoh and Sorryman, heavily disturbed by what they were seeing, tried to leave the cave quickly. Before he could, the Men came out and stopped him and Sorryman

"GIEB MONIE PLS" they chanted, over and over again.

Kadoh finally realized what they meant. He looked at Sorryman with a horrified expression. Sorryman, equally horrified, nodded. The Men brutally fucked Sorryman and Kadoh. Over and over. And over. Their screams were silenced by the Men's excessive laughter.

"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE."

After being fucked, they were all let go. Kadoh and Sorryman sacrificed their virginity to fat, zit covered men. They took one for the team.

"Kadoh, I.." Sorryman was interrupted.
"No words... No words.." Kadoh said, his eyes focused far off into the distance.

Kadoh watched the trees of the jungle sway back and forth. He saw a giant penis wearing a top hat and monocle slide through the forest. Kadoh thought about the giant penis. It was free. Free as a bird...

They waited for hours. The effects of the muffins wore off. Most of the group was asleep by then, except for Josh. They walked over towards him and talked to him.

"Hey guys. Why does my mouth have a fishy taste in it?" Josh questioned.

Kadoh and Sorryman screamed so loud the trees shook.

Sorryman later found a curious note on the ground. He picked It up. The paper had a a small amount of text on it.

"The Mallards will rise. No one can stop the Pleebian war machine."

Sorryman shrugged it off and went to sleep. He needed it.
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