CHEESEBEAM

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                     | |. '. |:| cheeez!
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    "NANDO YOU     . | : .|  :
    WILL NOT TAKE    | . | : .||
    MY GIRL!!!-"     : |. | . ::  BEAM!
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            /  _)    | :|___ |:|
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           _\/_/_    \\(_O O_)//   CHEEEEEZ!
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         / /    \ \  :|\/\_/\/ |.  EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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           |_  _|    | /_____\.| !!!beeAAAAMMMM!!!
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           [__[__)   .: <_|_> .|

" BECAUSE THE AGENT DID NOT DEPLOY THE EXCEL AUTOMATON
THE ILLEGAL LIFE FORMS HAVE USED CHEESE BEAMS TO STRING
UP HIS GIRL. THE AGENT IS FEARFUL THAT SHE WILL BECOME
THE ANAL SLAVE OF FRAWD."