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commander ikari you are seriously the most unfortunate miserable excuse of a human being i have ever had the mispleasure of working with. you dont do a single thing i ask of you. i take my eyes off you for five minutes and you're working on turning the entire world into kool-aid for you to drink up with your big ass straw of evil. enough is enough like am i the only person in this office who notices the spooky shit you are up to. im like 86 years old probably i dont remember where i parked my car this morning much less my last name and im the one in charge of psycho nerd over here. you are probably the most sickest individual i have ever met i know its probably hard for you to understand how weird it is to hang around a 14 year old clone of your dead wife while simultaneously porking the entire akagi family, but you have truly taken it to a new level. screw you and screw your weird carrot ass glasses too. i hate those things. sometimes i fantasize about crushing them under my old battered cane just to see you cry and try to pick up the pieces. i hate you and everything you stand for. by the way your wife deserved better and if she were here today she would probably say "gendo ikari is an asshole" actually im pretty sure everyone already makes you well enough aware of it. do you even know how old your son is. have you seen that kid hes great at track and stuff. i bet you didnt even know that because you know even less about your son than you do about not being scum. we're not friends

poopy head