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COURTYARD SELECTIONS [Complete]

Dec 18th, 2017
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  1. Amami:
  2. ->Let's get some fresh air
  3. Amami: That sounds really nice. Getting some fresh air really helps clear the mind...
  4. Amami: Maybe it'll even help me rack my brain and remember my talent.
  5. Amami: Haha, as if it'd be *that* easy...
  6. Amami: I guess I'll just have to be patient. But that's okay. I won't get bored if I'm with you.
  7. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  8.  
  9. ->Let's go for a run
  10. Amami: Running...?
  11. Amami: Oh, I dunno... I think I would get pretty sore, since I haven't moved my body in a while...
  12. Amami: But then again, I shouldn't let my body go soft on me!
  13. Amami: Just don't be too tough on me!
  14. ->I think this conversation went well.
  15.  
  16. ->Let's go back inside
  17. Amami: ...Umm...
  18. Amami: Then why did we come outside?
  19. Amami: You know how Monokuma treats us? How he jerks us around like that?
  20. Amami: Being forced to go along with someone's nonsense really hurts, y'know.
  21. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  22.  
  23. ~~~~~~
  24. ->Let's relax in the sun
  25. Amami: The sun feels so nice... It really makes you feel good, even if you're in a bad mood.
  26. Amami: It makes me feel like... there's no need to panic, just stay calm 'n' relax...
  27. Amami: I was feeling a bit down, so this is a nice change of pace...
  28. ->I think this conversation went well.
  29.  
  30. ->Let's dance!
  31. Amami: Umm... That's a little embarrassing, don't you think?
  32. Amami: And besides, neither of us can dance that well, y'know?
  33. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  34.  
  35. ->What a great view...
  36. Amami: Yeah, the view is so much nicer than indoors.
  37. Amami: Imagine traveling the world, seeing horizons even more amazing than this all the time...
  38. Amami: ...I wanna share those horizons with you, Shuichi.
  39. Amami: Landscapes that make you feel small... Places so beautiful, you think you're dreaming...
  40. Amami: ...Why am I getting so emotional?
  41. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  42.  
  43. ~~~~~~
  44. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  45. Amami: Well, don't get *too* used to it, Shuichi. We aren't staying here forever.
  46. Amami: When we get out of here, we're going to travel the world to find my family.
  47. Amami: Don't forget that, okay?
  48. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  49.  
  50. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  51. Amami: Yeah! I know what you mean.
  52. Amami: This place... isn't our future. We don't belong here.
  53. Amami: Let's get outta this place, no matter *what*.
  54. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  55.  
  56. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  57. Amami: *spookiest sprite* ...You're not serious, are you?
  58. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  59.  
  60.  
  61. Angie:
  62. ->What a great view...
  63. Angie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  64. >Angie suddenly screamed and began moving her paintbrush in wild strokes.
  65. Angie: Hahhh... Hahhh...
  66. Angie: ...
  67. Angie: Nyahaha! When you mentioned the view, I was overcome with divine inspiration!
  68. Angie: You can have this picture, Shuichi!
  69. >Somehow, I ended up holding the picture, even though I don't remember looking at it.
  70. ->I think this conversation went well.
  71.  
  72. ->Let's dance!
  73. Angie: In my island, only the women are allowed to dance.
  74. Angie: If they dance well, they get money from all the men who are watching.
  75. Angie: Oh, but they gotta take the money with their mouths. That's the most important part.
  76. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  77.  
  78. ->Let's go for a walk
  79. Angie: Huh? Walking? Just *regular* walking?
  80. Angie: God says He doesn't understand what's so fun about that.
  81. Angie: I'll walk to look for offerings, but we're the only ones here in the first place.
  82. Angie: So there's no reasons to go for a walk.
  83. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  84.  
  85. ~~~~~~
  86. ->Let's get some fresh air
  87. Angie: Being raised on an island, I'm pretty selective about the fresh air she breathes.
  88. Angie: ...And this air tastes terrible. Is your tongue stupid, Shuichi?
  89. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  90.  
  91. ->Let's go for a run
  92. Angie: What? Noooo. Running is exhausting.
  93. Angie: Unless it's a competition, making yourself exhausted for no reason is stupid.
  94. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  95.  
  96. ->Let's go back inside
  97. Angie: As long as we're stuck in this cage, being outside is no different from being inside.
  98. Angie: An air-conditioned room sounds like paradise.
  99. Angie: Let's go back inside and I'll tell you all about God!
  100. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  101.  
  102. ~~~~~~
  103. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  104. Angie: I know, right?
  105. Angie: It's pretty comfy here. I can't think help but think we'd all be just fine staying here.
  106. Angie: You and me agree on a lot of stuff.
  107. Angie: I bet you wouldn't be bored at all if we lived here forever.
  108. ->I think this conversation went well.
  109.  
  110. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  111. Angie: There's food, clothes, and shelter here. What else do you need?
  112. Angie: Greed is a corrupting influence, y'know? It'll destroy you from within, Shuichi.
  113. Angie: You're less divine than I thought...
  114. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  115.  
  116. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  117. Angie: God thinks so, too!
  118. Angie: You and me should start a happy family!
  119. Angie: Though I'd miss my island and its people, this place isn't too bad.
  120. Angie: Nobody tries to stop my rituals, or says blasphemies like God doesn't exist...
  121. Angie: And plus, I have you.
  122. Angie: Nyahaha! The more I think about it, the better it sounds!
  123. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Gonta:
  127. ->Let's get some fresh air
  128. Gonta: Yes, fresh air is always good.
  129. Gonta: Oh, but Gonta's forest has the best air! Better than any meal!
  130. Gonta: Just one taste and you can feel it, Shuichi! Gonta will show you when we get outta here!
  131. ->I think this conversation went well.
  132.  
  133. ->Let's do some muscle training
  134. Gonta: Yes! Training your body is never a waste of time!
  135. Gonta: We gotta be strong! For the moment we get outta here!
  136. Gonta: Gonta will work his hardest! So when the time comes, Gonta will be useful to everyone!
  137. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  138.  
  139. ->Let's box
  140. Gonta: No...!
  141. Gonta: We're friends... so why should we fight...?
  142. Gonta: Pointless violence... makes Gonta sad...
  143. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  144.  
  145. ~~~~~~
  146. ->Let's go back inside
  147. Gonta: Huh? But we just got here.
  148. Gonta: Gonta wants to stay outside longer...
  149. Gonta: Oh, but maybe Shuichi knows something Gonta doesn't know... Wouldn't be the first time.
  150. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  151.  
  152. ->Let's look for bugs
  153. Gonta: Did you notice that Gonta feels sad 'cause there are no bugs anywhere?
  154. Gonta: Thank you! Shuichi is the true gentleman.
  155. Gonta: Gonta's sad there are no bugs here...
  156. Gonta: But as long as you're here, Gonta's sadness will go away!
  157. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  158.  
  159. ->Let's dance!
  160. Gonta: Gonta can dance! He learned from the forest family a long time ago!
  161. Gonta: Gonta will show you now!
  162. >Gonta's expression suddenly got very stern...
  163. Gonta: Hah! Yah! Hah! Yah!
  164. >And he began throwing punches into the air with tremendous force.
  165. Gonta: And then, flow into this pose... and show the nature some gratitude.
  166. >This doesn't look like dancing at all... It's more like a martial art!
  167. ->I think this conversation went well.
  168.  
  169. ~~~~~~
  170. ->Let's play catch
  171. Gonta: Gonta knows how to play catch!
  172. Gonta: Gonta used to play catch with the forest family! We used seeds and fruits as balls!
  173. Gonta: Fruits go "boom!" when we threw them real hard, and we all had a good laugh!
  174. ->I think this conversation went well.
  175.  
  176. ->Let's go for a walk
  177. Gonta: Gonta likes to walk around and look at bugs!
  178. Gonta: Oh, but... there are no bugs here.
  179. Gonta: Let's walk around anyway! Maybe we'll find some!
  180. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  181.  
  182. ->Let's play word chain
  183. Gonta: That's the game where you say a word that starts with the last letter of the previous word, right?
  184. Gonta: Gonta's terrible at that game...
  185. Gonta: Gonta usually gives up right away. Gonta doesn't wanna disappoint Shuichi, so...
  186. Gonta: If Shuichi wants to play word chain... please play it with someone else!
  187. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  188.  
  189.  
  190. Himiko:
  191. ->Let's get some fresh air
  192. Himiko: Hmm, let's see...
  193. Himiko: If I stay indoors for too long, I'll feel down and it'll dampen my magic.
  194. Himiko: Magic is just like studying for exams. It's important to take breaks.
  195. >...Why does Himiko look so proud?
  196. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  197.  
  198. ->Let's go for a run
  199. Himiko: I refuse.
  200. Himiko: Not just cuz it's a pain, either. I don't like any exercise that makes me tired.
  201. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  202.  
  203. ->Let's go back inside
  204. Himiko: We just got out here. Why are we goin' back?
  205. Himiko: Are ya tired? Then, I'll share some of magic powder--
  206. Himiko: Wait a sec... Was this all part of your plan to get my magic powder?!
  207. Himiko: You know this magic powder is super illegal and against the law, don'tcha?!
  208. >Is a law against a magical item really *that* necessary...?
  209. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  210.  
  211. ~~~~~~
  212. ->Let's relax in the sun
  213. Himiko: I can gather mana if I'm sleeping in the sun or under a heating blanket.
  214. Himiko: I guess I'll start gathering mana to prepare for my next magic show.
  215. ->I think this conversation went well.
  216.  
  217. ->Let's dance!
  218. Himiko: I'm not good at dancing... I always just get dizzy.
  219. Himiko: If you wanna dance *that* bad, then go ahead and do it by yourself...
  220. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  221.  
  222. ->What a great view...
  223. Himiko: Really? I don't think there's anything special about this view...
  224. Himiko: If you're bored... maybe I could put on a magic show for you?
  225. Himiko: How 'bout it? When you think about being able to see one of my magic shows...
  226. Himiko: Doesn't it make this view seem boring? You don't have to hide it.
  227. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  228.  
  229. ~~~~~~
  230. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  231. Himiko: Yeah, but...
  232. Himiko: That doesn't mean we should stay here forever.
  233. Himiko: There are hoards of people waiting to see my magic shows...
  234. Himiko: I can't just sit around in a place like this!
  235. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  236.  
  237. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  238. Himiko: Yeah, you're right!
  239. Himiko: When I think about it both magically and realistically, I wanna get out too!
  240. Himiko: Once I'm out, I'll make the biggest magic show ever and astound the world!
  241. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  242.  
  243. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  244. Himiko: Hey, are you serious? Are you just tired or something?
  245. Himiko: Be careful you don't get caught by a dark mage!
  246. Himiko: They're the best at manipulating weakened human souls!
  247. Himiko: Nnhaaa?!
  248. Himiko: D-Don't tell me one of them got you already...!
  249. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  250.  
  251.  
  252. Hoshi:
  253. ->Let's get some fresh air
  254. Hoshi: Yeah, I'm gonna breathe in this precious outside air while I've still got the chance.
  255. Hoshi: You can't predict what'll happen in life, so you need to enjoy it while you can.
  256. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  257.  
  258. ->Let's go for a run
  259. Hoshi: That makes me remember the exercise time in prison...
  260. Hoshi: Though there ain't prison guards here.
  261. Hoshi: I don't know if you're just trying to be healthy, but let's not force ourselves.
  262. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  263.  
  264. ->Let's go back inside
  265. Hoshi: Are you telling me to hide my face from the sun?
  266. Hoshi: I didn't think someone like you would say something like that. Interesting...
  267. Hoshi: When it comes to reading people, I'm still no good.
  268. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  269.  
  270. ~~~~~~
  271. ->What a great view...
  272. Hoshi: Compared to the prison... any scenery is nice.
  273. Hoshi: Try and imagine looking around and only seeing men trapped in their pasts.
  274. Hoshi: It's refreshing to see someone like you who looks towards the future...
  275. Hoshi: It gives me the foolish idea that I can live that way, too...
  276. ->I think this conversation went well.
  277.  
  278. ->Let's dance!
  279. Hoshi: ...
  280. Hoshi: Do I really look like I'd take you up on that?
  281. Hoshi: I thought we'd get along, but I guess I was mistaken...
  282. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  283.  
  284. ->Let's go for a walk
  285. Hoshi: Good idea. That'll help reminding me that I ain't in prison anymore.
  286. Hoshi: There, I couldn't dream of just taking a walk whenever I felt like it.
  287. Hoshi: It's funny, right? To me, just taking a simple walk is so extravagant...
  288. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  289.  
  290. ~~~~~~
  291. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  292. Hoshi: To think I'd get used to a warm life like this... Even I'm surprised.
  293. Hoshi: But for some reason... I'm happy I'm even able to feel this way.
  294. Hoshi: If I was able to change... then it was all thanks to you.
  295. Hoshi: ...Thanks, kid.
  296. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  297.  
  298. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  299. Hoshi: Yeah... it'd be great to see everyone's smiles.
  300. Hoshi: But... I...
  301. Hoshi: Sorry... Can I be alone for a while?
  302. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  303.  
  304. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  305. Hoshi: You have people who worry about you, don't you?
  306. Hoshi: Then... don't say something like that! Not even as a joke!
  307. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  308.  
  309.  
  310. Kaede:
  311. ->Let's get some fresh air
  312. Kaede: It's probably just me, but the outside air always feels so refreshing.
  313. Kaede: Composing isn't my specialty, but I feel like I could compose a relaxing song right now.
  314. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  315.  
  316. ->Let's go for a run
  317. Kaede: Running, huh? I guess it's good to do that sometimes.
  318. Kaede: But I get tired pretty quickly, so please go easy on me.
  319. Kaede: If you leave me behind, then I won't teach you any piano! Got it?
  320. ->I think this conversation went well.
  321.  
  322. ->Let's go back inside
  323. Kaede: Huh? Then why did we come outside?
  324. Kaede: I don't get you, Shuichi...
  325. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  326.  
  327. ~~~~~~
  328. ->Let's relax in the sun
  329. Kaede: Everything in my mind just floats away when I relax in the sun.
  330. Kaede: Although, I feel like that's a bad thing...
  331. Kaede: But sometimes it's good to take it easy.
  332. Kaede: All right, I've decided it now!
  333. Kaede: I'm not gonna think about the small stuff and just relax to the fullest!
  334. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  335.  
  336. ->Let's dance!
  337. Kaede: I wish we had a song to dance to...
  338. Kaede: Isn't it a little embarrassing if it's too quiet?
  339. Kaede: Oh! Are you gonna take the lead, Shuichi? I'll dance if you do.
  340. ->I think this conversation went well.
  341.  
  342. ->What a great view...
  343. Kaede: It's better than the dorms, but we're still trapped here...
  344. Kaede: A great view, huh? I don't see it that way...
  345. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  346.  
  347. ~~~~~~
  348. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  349. Kaede: Well, I guess that's the same for me too...
  350. Kaede: But don't think it's okay to stay here forever.
  351. Kaede: We're trapped in this place without even knowing why...
  352. Kaede: It's just not possible!
  353. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  354.  
  355. ->I want to get out as soon as I can...
  356. Kaede: Right?! There are so many things I wanna do once we escape!
  357. Kaede: Listening to new music... Playing my piano...
  358. Kaede: Yeah! I'm getting excited just thinking about it!
  359. Kaede: Let's get out of this dumb academy!
  360. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  361.  
  362. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  363. Kaede: What are you saying? You definitely can't stay here!
  364. Kaede: We gotta work together and find a way out of here, okay?!
  365. Kaede: I assumed you felt the same way as me, but... you don't, huh?
  366. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  367.  
  368.  
  369. Kiibo:
  370. ->Let's get some fresh air
  371. Kiibo: Yes, it is bad for one's mental health to stay indoors all the time.
  372. Kiibo: It's good to breathe fresh air, even if just for a moment.
  373. Kiibo: ...Do you feel it?
  374. Kiibo: Can you feel how overjoyed your air filter must be...?!
  375. >Now that you say that...
  376. >No, I don't.
  377. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  378.  
  379. ->Let's go for a run
  380. Kiibo: Excellent! Professor Iidabashi always said...
  381. Kiibo: A healthy body houses a healthy mind.
  382. Kiibo: In my case, proper maintenance is more crucial to my health than exercise...
  383. Kiibo: But I will join you, Shuichi! Let's see who can keep the longest running pace!
  384. ->I think this conversation went well.
  385.  
  386. ->Let's relax in the sun
  387. Kiibo: I apologize...
  388. Kiibo: Professor Iidabashi has forbidden me from prolonged exposure to sunlight...
  389. >You're talking like you're a delicate instrument or something...
  390. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  391.  
  392. ~~~~~~
  393. ->What a great view...
  394. Kiibo: I shall use this view as inspiration to pen haiku!
  395. Kiibo: I used to watch the professor to write haikus. I always dreamed of writing one someday.
  396. Kiibo: The sound of silence / Seeping into the robot / Cicadas cry out...
  397. Kiibo: ...
  398. Kiibo: ...H-How was that?
  399. ...I don't know anything about poetry...
  400. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  401.  
  402. ->Let's dance!
  403. Kiibo: ...Fine, but for some reason, my dancing always turns into the robot dance.
  404. Kiibo: If you're okay with me doing the robot dance, then I will join you...
  405. Kiibo: If you're *really* okay with the robot dance, that is...
  406. >Perhaps he finds the robot dance offensive...
  407. ->I think this conversation went well.
  408.  
  409. ->Let's go back inside
  410. Kiibo: Then... why did we even come here?
  411. Kiibo: All this coming and going...
  412. Kiibo: I feel like a trivial toy robot some kindergartner would make during a summer break...
  413. Kiibo: As I've said repeatedly, I'm an advanced robot equipped with a strong AI. Got it?
  414. Kiibo: It really hurts my feelings when you underestimate what I'm capable of...
  415. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  416.  
  417. ~~~~~~
  418. ->Let's play catch
  419. Kiibo: Yes, let's do that.
  420. Kiibo: The professor would play catch with me all the time at the lab.
  421. Kiibo: Professor Iidabashi had a pretty good arm, actually.
  422. Kiibo: My throwing speed is approximate to that of a strong senior citizen...
  423. Kiibo: But the professor can throw a ball way faster than I can!
  424. >I'm having trouble determining whether that's good or bad...
  425. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  426.  
  427. ->Let's run a marathon
  428. Kiibo: Definitely!
  429. Kiibo: Except... that sort of intense exercise makes me worry for my back...
  430. Kiibo: I'm very grateful to the professor for giving me many human qualities...
  431. Kiibo: But I don't think he needed to recreate back pain...
  432. >I have no way of knowing what's going on with your body, Kiibo.
  433. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  434.  
  435. ->Let's play word chain
  436. Kiibo: Wha--! You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
  437. Kiibo: I have the intelligence of an average high school student, just like the rest of you!
  438. Kiibo: Such games are better suited for an infant AI that has just begun to learn words!
  439. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  440.  
  441.  
  442. Kirumi:
  443. ->Let's relax in the sun
  444. Kirumi: Yes, it is necessary to relax at times like these.
  445. Kirumi: Shuichi... You are quite mysterious.
  446. Kirumi: I see you lost in your own thoughts, but at other times, I see you mindless.
  447. Kirumi: Since I have never had a client like you before, I am very intrigued.
  448. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  449.  
  450. ->Let's dance!
  451. Kirumi: You wish for me to be your dance partner?
  452. Kirumi: All right... I will obey if it's a request, but...
  453. >It doesn't sound like she particularly wants to... but I can't change my mind now.
  454. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  455.  
  456. ->What a great view...
  457. Kirumi: Yes. Compared to being indoors, it broadens your horizons and it is enjoyable.
  458. Kirumi: Maids usually stay indoors, so it is refreshing to be outside.
  459. Kirumi: Thank you for giving me such a wonderful request.
  460. Kirumi: I wonder how often I've thought about making you my master...
  461. ->I think this conversation went well.
  462.  
  463. ~~~~~~
  464. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  465. Kirumi: But that does not mean it is all right for us to stay here forever.
  466. Kirumi: People fear stagnation... If you are swallowed by complacency, then you will forget to fight.
  467. Kirumi: Please, you must not forget your desire to escape.
  468. Kirumi: You must not be tamed.
  469. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  470.  
  471. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  472. Kirumi: Yes, I feel the same as well...
  473. Kirumi: Our memories may be gone, but our consciousness remains. I served someone before being trapped.
  474. Kirumi: I cannot forgive myself for abandoning my duties.
  475. Kirumi: Shuichi... We must escape this academy.
  476. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  477.  
  478. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  479. Kirumi: That is impossible... Please do not say such terrible things.
  480. Kirumi: Have you completed all of your duties in the outside world?
  481. Kirumi: No... Even if you have, that cannot be the reason you wish to stay here.
  482. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  483.  
  484. ~~~~~~
  485. ->Let's get some fresh air
  486. Kirumi: As you wish. We were outside just a moment ago, but shall we?
  487. Kirumi: Shuichi...
  488. Kirumi: I may be overstepping my boundaries, but... the timing is so convenient I will say it.
  489. Kirumi: You worry far too much...
  490. Kirumi: I advise you to calm yourself in times of relaxation.
  491. Kirumi: You have great potential, so I want you to take care of yourself.
  492. Kirumi: This might sound like a lecture, however...
  493. Kirumi: Just because I am a maid, it does not mean I say this to just any person.
  494. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  495.  
  496. ->Let's go for a run
  497. Kirumi: If that is your request, then as you wish.
  498. Kirumi: Ever since arriving here, I was quite distressed about my lack of exercise.
  499. Kirumi: Is that unusual? Both maids and detectives must train their bodies for their careers.
  500. Kirumi: Although I have heard of maids who do not take part in physical labor.
  501. Kirumi: But that is similar to a detective's job, no?
  502. ->I think this conversation went well.
  503.  
  504. ->Let's go back inside
  505. Kirumi: Why did you not request to stay indoors from the beginning?
  506. Kirumi: A maid is only human...
  507. Kirumi: I do not enjoy following you around without purpose.
  508. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  509.  
  510.  
  511. Miu:
  512. ->What a great view...
  513. Miu: I know what you're plotting!
  514. Miu: You get excited by doin' pervy stuff in front of a great view, don'tcha?!
  515. Miu: You're tryin' to sexually harass me by bringin' up such a lame topic, huh?
  516. Miu: Then in that case... the answer's "yes"!
  517. >...It's a yes?
  518. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  519.  
  520. ->Let's dance!
  521. Miu: Huh? Just dance?
  522. Miu: What kinda basic bullshit is that?
  523. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  524.  
  525. ->Let's go for a walk
  526. Miu: Ahaha! Are ya the kinda perv that gets worked up just by going for walks?!
  527. Miu: Didn't expect such a manly idea from you, virgin!
  528. >...How is it *manly*?
  529. ->I think this conversation went well.
  530.  
  531. ~~~~~~
  532. ->Let's get some fresh air
  533. Miu: Huh? Why would you wanna suck air?
  534. Miu: Wouldn't a virgin like you rather suck on these titties?
  535. Miu: Ooooh, I know!
  536. Miu: How 'bout I make you an air purifier that makes the air taste like my musk?
  537. >...
  538. >That'd be the opposite of an air purifier.
  539. ->I think this conversation went well.
  540.  
  541. ->Let's go for a run
  542. Miu: Huh? I don't wanna run.
  543. Miu: Asking an inventor to exercise is like asking a sumo wrestler to put the chopsticks down!
  544. Miu: *This* is why you'll always be a virgin! 'Cause ya don't even know basic shit like this!
  545. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  546.  
  547. ->Let's relax in the sun
  548. Miu: Ohhh... I know what you're plotting.
  549. Miu: You got a thing for tan girls and you wanna make me more your type, huh virgin?!
  550. Miu: Guess I got no choice! I'll get so tan even the night sky will be like, "Damn, you're dark!"
  551. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  552.  
  553. ~~~~~~
  554. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  555. Miu: Yeah, we're definitely gettin' used to this place...
  556. Miu: But that doesn't mean we should stay here forever! Sounds like a super shitty idea!
  557. Miu: Just imagine -- Iruma Miu-sama, the gorgeous girl genius, trapped here forever...
  558. Miu: Virgins across the world would start sobbin' into their body pillows!
  559. Miu: I may *not* look like it cuz my tits are so huge, but I've actually got a soft spot for virgins!
  560. ->I think this conversation went well.
  561.  
  562. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  563. Miu: Yeah, I can't help but wanna get outta this cramped shithole!
  564. Miu: I'm a scientist, goddammit! I can't test my inventions on only fifteen subjects!
  565. Miu: Let's get the fuck outta this academy, 'right?!
  566. Miu: And then, let's get to makin' babies!
  567. >...What?
  568. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  569.  
  570. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  571. Miu: ...You sure you haven't bumped your head?
  572. Miu: ...I feel sorry for ya.
  573. Miu: You're clearly goin' crazy. Must be all the masturbatin' that does it.
  574. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  575.  
  576.  
  577. Maki:
  578. ->Let's get some fresh air
  579. Maki: Any air is good, as long as I don't have to smell any blood.
  580. Maki: ...You feel the same way, right?
  581. Maki: Detectives and assassins are both affiliated with the yakuza...
  582. Maki: It's not like anything will change though...
  583. Maki: But it's not bad having someone to talk about this.
  584. ->I think this conversation went well.
  585.  
  586. ->Let's go for a run
  587. Maki: I enjoy running since it distracts me from everything else.
  588. Maki: Even for just a moment, I don't have to think about work or things I dislike.
  589. Maki: Well then, let's run 10 laps starting here.
  590. Maki: You invited me, so you're running with me till the end.
  591. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  592.  
  593. ->Let's assassinate someone
  594. Maki: ...Do you wanna die?
  595. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  596.  
  597. ~~~~~~
  598. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  599. Maki: ...Yeah, but I'm scared of becoming too complacent with this place.
  600. Maki: Sometimes I think... that maybe it'll be okay with how things are right now.
  601. Maki: Although, I should be more worried about the outside world...
  602. Maki: I might be more selfish than I think I am...
  603. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  604.  
  605. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  606. Maki: ...I'm definitely worried about the outside world.
  607. Maki: But then, I think about returning to those bloody days...
  608. Maki: ...
  609. Maki: Sorry. Pretend you didn't hear that...
  610. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  611.  
  612. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  613. Maki: ...I think that sometimes, too.
  614. Maki: I'm worried about the outside world, but it's nice living a life away from killing...
  615. Maki: I shouldn't be... thinking like this...
  616. Maki: But... I'm glad to hear you think the same way.
  617. Maki: It's somewhat of a relief to know I'm not the only one...
  618. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  619.  
  620. ~~~~~~
  621. ->Let's relax in the sun
  622. Maki: ...I don't mind, but I'll pass for today. I'll turn soft if I get too relaxed.
  623. Maki: ...You've thought of the same thing, right?
  624. Maki: Life here seems too peaceful, but it's fake... A bloody life is waiting for me in the outside world.
  625. Maki: ...Sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
  626. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  627.  
  628. ->Let's dance!
  629. Maki: Okay, let's dance...
  630. Maki: ...is something I'd never say.
  631. Maki: If you want to dance, then you should invite someone who actually wants to.
  632. Maki: I thought detectives were good at profiling people.
  633. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  634.  
  635. ->What a great view...
  636. Maki: ...Really? My eyes are tired of it.
  637. Maki: I wanna see some other sceneries. If I could, I'd wanna go to a foreign country...
  638. Maki: If there was some way for me to quit this assassin business...
  639. Maki: When that time comes, I want you to travel with me.
  640. Maki: If it's with you, I'll be fine even if we do get caught in a weird incident.
  641. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  642.  
  643.  
  644. Ouma:
  645. ->Let's get some fresh air
  646. Ouma: I have to tell you something. Ever since I was born, I was never able to taste food.
  647. Ouma: So when I eat curry or sushi, I don't taste anything...
  648. Ouma: That's why, I can't taste the air...
  649. Ouma: Oh, Shuichi! Do you have any food that you prefer?
  650. Ouma: I like sweets! But, spicy is good too!
  651. >...
  652. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  653.  
  654. ->Let's go for a run
  655. Ouma: Eeehhh... I'm not in the mood, so I'll pass.
  656. Ouma: By the way, I'm not lying. Okay?
  657. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  658.  
  659. ->Let's go back inside
  660. Ouma: We think alike, Shuichi!
  661. Ouma: I didn't feel like going outside today, but then you invited me.
  662. Ouma: So right when I was thinking about how inconsiderate you were...
  663. Ouma: ...you used your Ultimate Detective's intuition and saw right through me!
  664. ->I think this conversation went well.
  665.  
  666. ~~~~~~
  667. ->Let's relax in the sun
  668. Ouma: Sunbathing's super niiiiice... It's soooooo chill...
  669. Ouma: I start thinking about how stupid it is to be the leader of an evil organization.
  670. Ouma: Eureka!
  671. Ouma: When I get outta here, I'll form a charity organization for the good of the others!
  672. >...That *has* to be a lie.
  673. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  674.  
  675. ->Let's dance!
  676. Ouma: Wow, you suggested something hip. I thought you were more of an introvert.
  677. Ouma: Like I imagine you curled up at the corner of your licking dust or something...
  678. >That sounds more like a monster...
  679. ->I think this conversation went well.
  680.  
  681. ->What a great view...
  682. Ouma: Yup, it reminds me of my hometown! I was born in a place similar to this.
  683. Ouma: When I first saw this place, I was like... Whoa, what a coinkydink!
  684. Ouma: ...
  685. Ouma: Blegh, I can't believe I made such a appalling lie... I'm so bored.
  686. Ouma: God, it's your fault for bringing me into a place like this, Shuichi.
  687. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  688.  
  689. ~~~~~~
  690. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  691. Ouma: That's true, now that you mention it. The only inconvenience is being trapped here...
  692. Ouma: The others are all weirdos. But if you look past that, then they're okay.
  693. Ouma: ...I've been thinking.
  694. Ouma: Maybe I got to where I am today just to live with everyone else.
  695. Ouma: ...I'm lying, of course.
  696. >I'm not so sure about that...
  697. >He's lying about *lying*...
  698. ->I think this conversation went well.
  699.  
  700. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  701. Ouma: Really? I don't think someone as socially awkward as you should go outside.
  702. Ouma: You should just stay where you are. In a lukewarm environment.
  703. Ouma: There's probably no way to escape from here anyway, so it's pointless to think about it.
  704. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  705.  
  706. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  707. Ouma: Yeeeeah, I guess. It's not exactly home sweet home, but it'll do.
  708. Ouma: Maybe I can retire from my organization and stay here for the rest of my life...
  709. Ouma: That's probs better for the world too... O-kay! I've decided!
  710. Ouma: I vow to never leave this place... for the goodwill of the world!
  711. Ouma: But you gotta stay with me, Shuichi. We gotta be trapped here forever together, alrite?!
  712. >He's lying... right?
  713. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  714.  
  715.  
  716. Tenko:
  717. ->Let's get some fresh air
  718. Tenko: W-W-W-What?! A *male* said such delicate words?!
  719. Tenko: I thought men had such warped senses they couldn't tell tea cakes from fish cakes.
  720. Tenko: Are you actually a girl, Shuichi?
  721. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  722.  
  723. ->Let's do some muscle training
  724. Tenko: There's no need to train your muscles for Neo-Aikido. You know that, right?
  725. Tenko: A good amount of exercise is necessary, but extra muscle would only slow you down.
  726. Tenko: But I'll acknowledge you for being interested in Neo-Aikido.
  727. Tenko: You have pretty decent taste for a male.
  728. ->I think this conversation went well.
  729.  
  730. ->What a great view...
  731. Tenko: I already know your ulterior motive!
  732. Tenko: Saying romantic things to get a girl's guard down...
  733. Tenko: GYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (Grrrrrrrrrrrr!)
  734. >She's threatening me?
  735. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  736.  
  737. ~~~~~~
  738. ->Let's relax in the sun
  739. Tenko: Relaxing in the sun is also incorporated into Neo-Aikido's training regimen!
  740. Tenko: When sunbathing, the chakra within your body...
  741. Tenko: Umm... It sorta... you know... gets all kinds of good!
  742. >...Isn't that just resting?
  743. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  744.  
  745. ->Let's dance!
  746. Tenko: Impossible! Holding hands and twirling around with a male...
  747. Tenko: That's just torture for me! It'd be like hell on Earth!
  748. Tenko: If you wanna dance, then dance alone! You should pass out while you're at it!
  749. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  750.  
  751. ->Let's go back inside
  752. Tenko: Of course men never make any sense.
  753. Tenko: We head outside and now we're going back inside? What are you thinking?
  754. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  755.  
  756. ~~~~~~
  757. ->Let's play catch
  758. Tenko: Men never grow up, do they?
  759. Tenko: How could you like childish games even at your age?
  760. Tenko: Just looking at you makes me sad...
  761. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  762.  
  763. ->Let's run a marathon
  764. Tenko: W-Why do men try to challenge things they can't do?
  765. Tenko: You should run somewhere far, far away from me!
  766. Tenko: Run forward and never turn back!
  767. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  768.  
  769. ->Let's blow bubbles
  770. Tenko: Bubbles are great! They're pretty and always manage to calm me!
  771. Tenko: I dream of blowing a huge bubble, and then just sitting in the center of it!
  772. Tenko: But it's unfortunate that bubbles disappear so quickly...
  773. Tenko: It would be great if menaces disappeared instead...
  774. Tenko: But I guess part of what makes bubbles so beautiful is its fragility!
  775. Tenko: I love everything about bubbles with all her heart!
  776. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  777.  
  778.  
  779. Smookie:
  780. ->Let's get some fresh air
  781. Tsumugi: Being in the school building all day is stifling. It's like we're rotting away.
  782. Tsumugi: It feels super good to go outside and breathe some fresh air.
  783. Tsumugi: Ah! It's like when a character trapped in a killing game finally escapes.
  784. Tsumugi: Oh... you didn't understand that example?
  785. ->I think this conversation went well.
  786.  
  787. ->Let's go for a run
  788. Tsumugi: Sorry, but... I'm going to pass.
  789. Tsumugi: I'm fine with running, but I don't have any sunscreen on right now.
  790. Tsumugi: I'm fine exercising indoors, but if I do it outdoors, I'll burn...
  791. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  792.  
  793. ->Let's go back inside
  794. Tsumugi: Are you sure you wanna go back even though we just got here?
  795. Tsumugi: I like the indoors, so that's fine...
  796. Tsumugi: Then let's go back and chat! I've got a lot of stuff ask you about, Shuichi!
  797. Tsumugi: Like... detective stories or other stuff that'd help me cosplay detectives.
  798. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  799.  
  800. ~~~~~~
  801. ->Let's relax in the sun
  802. Tsumugi: I see... so you're saying that plainly sitting in the sun suits the plain ol' me?
  803. Tsumugi: No, it's fine to say that to me. I *am* plain, after all...
  804. Tsumugi: It's plain to see that sitting in the sun will make me tan.
  805. Tsumugi: That might hurt my cosplaying, so I'll have to pass.
  806. ->It seems like that didn't go well...
  807.  
  808. ->Let's dance!
  809. Tsumugi: Ah, speaking of dancing...
  810. Tsumugi: Characters dance in anime endings all the time.
  811. Tsumugi: I've even memorized a few of them. Do you want me to teach you, Shuichi?
  812. Tsumugi: While we're at it, how about we record and upload it to a video site?
  813. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
  814.  
  815. ->What a great view...
  816. Tsumugi: Really?! I sort of like the scenery here, too.
  817. Tsumugi: I didn't say anything before because I thought I'd yelled at...
  818. Tsumugi: For some reason, this scenery looks like it was from an anime or a game!
  819. Tsumugi: Since it has a lot of different elements crammed into one space!
  820. ->I think this conversation went well.
  821.  
  822. ~~~~~~
  823. ->I've gotten used to being here...
  824. Tsumugi: We haven't been trapped here for that long, but... the same goes for me.
  825. Tsumugi: We probably wouldn't feel that way if something happened around here...
  826. Tsumugi: Oh, but of course, it'd be the best if things stayed peaceful.
  827. Tsumugi: I keep hoping for something more, but I guess that's just an otaku's fate.
  828. ->I think this conversation went well.
  829.  
  830. ->I want to get outside as soon as I can...
  831. Tsumugi: Really...?
  832. Tsumugi: I mean, I certainly don't want to stay here forever, but...
  833. Tsumugi: There's still places here I want to see, so I think I'd be fine being here a little longer...
  834. Tsumugi: Is it strange to think that...?
  835. ->Damn, this is awkward...
  836.  
  837. ->Staying here forever wouldn't be so bad
  838. Tsumugi: Oh, you think so too, Shuichi?
  839. Tsumugi: I mean, of course that's just hypothetical...
  840. Tsumugi: It's just... this situation is something out of fiction, right?
  841. Tsumugi: As a cosplayer, I might be too happy of that...
  842. Tsumugi: That's why I'm glad you feel the same way.
  843. ->Good, it seems like we both had a lot of fun.
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