Angry Blanc and Cute Vert (fixed)

"Oh my!  Ram, no!  That's not a safe spo-!"

A voice shouted as the sound of pots and pans crash in the distance.  It's probably just Mina doing another one of those weird cooking classes where she pretends to be something mama or whatever she calls it.  I swear if they end up covered in batter again I'm going to have to make Mina take a seat and have a little...talk with her.  Maybe if I take cover under my pillows I'll be able to drown out the noise they're ma-

"Rom!  You'll spill-"

No luck.  Another loud crash, this time it sounded like glass shattered as well.  "Aaah!  Damn it Mina!"  I threw the covers off and grumbled as I crawled out of bed, ready to give the girls a very, very stern talking to.  I'm trying to do everything I can to keep calm, but to wake me up this early and ruin the kitchen in the process?  I think I'll actually decide everyone's punishment for this little mishap this time.  "What the hell are they cooking?"  I can't help but grumble the closer I get to kitchen doors, ignoring whatever smell trailed out.  "Whose bright idea was it to..."

"Gooood!"

"Morning...Blanc."

Ram and Rom both greeted me cheerfully, wearing matching maid outfits for some reason, and took my hands to guide me to the kitchen table...that had pancakes of all kinds set up.  Blueberry, strawberry, banana nut, and a stack I didn't recognize were laid out before me as the girls made me take a seat.  I almost forgot why I came storming in here with everything looked so neat and orderly...except for the slightly darker pancakes sitting on the opposite side of the table from me, and the pots and pans that sat near the sink.  "Rom, what's the occasion?"  I might as well get a good breakfast in me while I get to the bottom of this.

She looked at Ram, who was busy cleaning up the small glass mess near the cabinets.  "Um...Ver-uh...very big sister suggested making breakfast for you and stuff.  It was fun up until-"

"She made the mess!  We were being good Blanc, honest!"  Ram cut off her sister as she finished cleaning up the the shattered remains of the glass and disposing of it.  "Come ooooonnn, don't give us that look.  Enjoy the all-you-can eat buffet before...uh, she comes back."  After scooping the tiny shards into the trash bin she came to pour me a glass of juice, and seated herself on the side opposite of Rom.  I really hope by 'very big sister' they're referring to Mina and some weird game they're playing.  "Eat up while it's nice and hot already!"

I'll let Ram's boldness slide for now since they went through the trouble of making all of this food...although I'm a little proud of her right now, she reminds me of myself a little.  I guess I could try out the banana nut pancakes first, since those are the closest as.  The girls were seated and watched with anticipation as I drew a nice chunk of the stack towards my mouth and took a slow bite.  The twin's grinned as I tried my best from smiling too much, but the taste overwhelmed me and I lost a little control of myself.  "This...this is really good!"  I really can't remember why I came storming in here in the first place but I'm glad I did, and took care of a few layers before I noticed I missed one of the most important things for a meal like this.  I reached for some syrup and started lightly covering what remained of my pancake stack...I let my excitement get the best of me and most of my first serving is gone.  Damn, I should've paced myself better, I almost forgot how good the girls' could cook.  "Whose idea was this again?

"It was meeeee!~"  No, it couldn't be.  She can't be that crazy.  "Big sister Vert is back on the scene!"
I heard a weird...splurting noise as Vert came skipping into the kitchen with a wide, dopey smile on her face.  I can't even begin trying to figure out why the hell she's here so early, but I'm torn between ignoring her so I can try to eat in peace, or throw her out and punish everyone that let her in here.  I'll also ignore the fact that she's wearing a much more fitting version of my clothes minus the hat.  She does look kind of nice though, especially since she isn't stretching my own out.  Ugh, I'll endure little show for the sake of more pancakes.  "What the hell do you think you're doing here Thunder Tits?"  There goes my ignoring her.

"Whatever do you mean, my sailor-mouthed little sister?  I'm just trying to have a nice breakfast with my family...and making a little mess here or there...and burning some food as well..."  She sat down on the opposite side of the table from me and looked down at her overcooked stack with a sigh.  "I'm sorry Ram, I just wanted to make my o-"

"No excuses!  Rom and I both told you to just handle getting the drinks, and you didn't listen.  So your punishment is eating your own burnt-cakes."  She spoke to Vert in such a stern tone that I almost felt a little sorry for her...almost, but it's clear that the twins knew what they were doing in the kitchen and she floundered around nearly ruining everything it sounds like.  I'd praise Ram for taking a firm stand against Vert, but I don't want her getting a big head, that's the last thing I need right now.

Vert took a crunchy bite of her personal creation and cringed a little as she reluctantly chewed it up.  "D-don't be like that...I was only trying to help..."  She groaned a little to herself as she struggled to eat her own pancakes, which were charred black on their bottom side.  As mad as I am at her for being a burden to my sisters, the sight of her looking so sad kind of annoys me as well.

"You should've listened to the girls.  Did you at least apologize to them?"  I was a little distracted by Vert's entrance and didn't even notice the mess I was about to make.  My pancakes were overflowing with syrup to the point where the only reasonable solution would be...more pancakes, of course.  "Hurry up and say sorry, and while you're at it pass me that stack further away from you while you're at it."

She got up, apologized to Ram and Rom separately, and placed the plate of unfamiliar pancakes next to my stack and got on her knees.  "Can I...can I have some of my little sister's stack?"  She looked up at me with watery blue eyes as she sidled closer to me as she tried to wrap her arms around me.  "Pleeeease?"

I can't give in to her childish antics.  "Nah, I don't think you've made up for ruining our dishes.  I'll leave it up to the twins to decide if you have to finish what you started."

As I did my best to not look Vert in the eyes I saw Ram and Rom poking at whatever things were sitting on her plate.  "What do you think Rom?  Think she's suffered enough?"  Ram took her investigating a little further, gave one a flip, and tapped it with her knuckles...and it sounded like she knocking on a really brittle door and it left black marks on her hand.

"Um...Ram...I think she'll get sick if she keeps eating those...charcoal frisbees."  She giggled at her own joke and went back to eating her food.  "I think Blanc should show our other big sister some mercy..."

You little...brats.  After all that scolding a minute ago and they're already cutting her some slack?  I guess it would be a little cruel to force her to eat...those things, and I've put her through some rough things lately.  Not to say she didn't deserve it, I can't help it if she's delicate...but she has tried her hand at being sneaky and that didn't turn out well for her.  "Ugh, fine."  Might as well take out a little anger on this stack as I cut it in half...hm?  I cut off a little piece for myself and gave it a taste...it's peanut butter!?  I seriously can't let the twins know how much I like this, they'll seriously spoil me with and try get their way using these as bargaining chips.  "You can have half my stack, got it Thunder Tits?  You're only getting away with this because the girls like you, so-"

"I knew my little Blanc would help her big sis out!"  Before I could ask what the hell this sister nonsense was about she jumped into my lap and wrapped her arms around my neck, accidentally pulling my face into the side of her breasts.  "Why stop at simply sharing?  To show how grateful I am I'll feed you myself.  How does that sound?"

I wanted to say no and push her off of me for being a pain, but I already had my arms around her and they refused to move away from her waist.  No matter how badly she annoyed me she always meant well, so I can't ever be too mad at her.  "Just make it qui-mmf!"

"Down the hatch!"  Without any warning she shoved a generous fork full of peanut butter pancakes into my mouth with a giggle and smile on her face, while something nearby creaked a little.  "You're probably wondering why I'm going so far with this sister nonsense, aren't you?"  I was too busy trying to enjoy the food the twins cooked up for everyone, so I give her just a nod and do my best to not get too angry at her reason.

"Isn't it because you're lonely?"

"That's not a nice thing to say Ram..."

I shot Ram a glare that shut her up and I looked back up at Vert, who looked a little hurt but she held it in.  "Now now, Rom, she's right.  I often fantasize about having siblings of any age to call my own but that can only help so much.  You all know I want to experience what it's like to have a real family...to have little sisters to take care of and to have them care for me.  I knew you wouldn't agree to something as crazy this, so I suggested we make you a nice breakfast to butter you up."  It's like she knew I couldn't resist the girls when they're on good behavior.

The creaking got a little louder during her pause, but I took the initiative to speak up before her this time.  "Is that all?"  I wouldn't get too mad at the idea of her playing pretend if she had just come to me rationally about it.  "You should've said that in the first damn place!  I think of you as...family sometimes, especially when you're pissing me off."  I maybe put a little too much emphasize on especially, but she knows how she can get around me.  "For you to say you're lonely though irritates me.  Who the hell do you think we are?"

"Blanc, I-"

"I won't hear any more crap coming from you.  Ram and Rom are always more than happy to see you, almost more than Nepgear, and that's saying a lot.  You're the 'biggest' sister, in some obvious ways, and they don't mind the mini-sessions you play with them...just don't make it a bad habit with them and don't you dare play those weird games with them.  Save that for Mina...where is she anyway?"  I reassured her that she was thinking crazy as I rubbed her side and rocked us a little in the chair, when I finally realized the creaking might have been coming from us.  "Um...Vert?"

"Ooooh I knew you'd see it my way.  We're going to have all kinds of sisterly fun later...but first let's finish breakfast have some fun with the twins.  They should be rewarded for such a good breakfast, right?"

"Shut up and gemmf!"  She shut me up instead with another helping of pancakes, unaware that we might be in danger.  "Where should we go today?  I hear there are new rides opening at the amusement park near Planeptune.  We should take the girls there and treat them to a day of fun!"

Our chair shifted a little but again she didn't take notice.  "Dammit Vert, get your obnoxiously huge body and thunderous knockers off of me befo-"  My warning came a little too late as the chair legs snapped all at once, sending me crashing to the floor with Vert falling right on top of me.  I land on the seat with a loud thud, followed by Vert slamming down in my lap, knocking the feeling out of my legs.  I kept my mouth shut, for the sake of her feelings and not wanting to scare the twins with this justifiable rage.  It's not like she knew her massive breasts and body combined with mine would be too much for this small chair and...I should just cool down before I get myself riled up.  Stop thinking about it.  Just smile and nod...smile and nod.  "Mhm..."

"Are you ok Blanc?"

"Do we need to get...Mina's donut thingie.  You know...for your butt?"

I keep nodding as the pain in my rear starts to creep through the numbness that's paralyzed the lower half of my body.  "Oh my!  I'm so sorry Blanc, why didn't say anything earlier?"

I could feel my eye twitch a little at that remark, but the thought of finishing up the food and getting out of the basilicom was enough to help me keep my cool.  I placed a finger on her lips to keep her silent and looked her in the eyes as I painfully chose my next words carefully.  "Let's just...finish the food...and get to that park.  Ram...get me some jelly, I'm finishing the rest of this even it if kills me!  And where the hell is Mina!?"