Deliberate Lies

1) Bear said he's from New York
2) Bear said he doesn't own Gears of War
3) Bear said he didn't own a video game
4) Bear said there was meatball pizza left
5) Bear said he has never liked anything ever in the history of things
6) Bear said he's never played Dante's Inferno
7) Bear said he ate Qdoba and threw up for seven hours
8) Bear said he ate a double down and his eyes started to bleed
9) Bear said he doesn't have Steam
10) Bear said he has no games on Steam
11) Bear said he's never stepped in lava in a video game
12) Bear said he ice skated while fighting a mech
13) Bear said that it's dark in his apartment
14) Bear said funner is a word
15) Bear said he was a founding member of Nightwish
16) Bear said he backflipped up a waterfall
17) Bear said he has never lied
18) Bear said he got shot in the neck one time and it was better than playing Oblivion
19) Bear said he didn't have any homework on Thursday, and he did
20) Bear said he could sprint the whole way in Zelda
21) Bear said Box never takes him grocery shopping
22) Bear said the last time he saw Box was when he was fourteen
23) Bear said you can't slide in any video game except Vanquish
24) Bear said he was going to buy oranges. He bought clementines
25) Bear said barber shops are legally obligated to give you buckets of hair for free upon request
26) Bear said he doesn't like video games
27) Bear said Valve doesn't make games he likes
28) Bear said Duodecim did not reuse any assets from the original Dissidia
29) Bear said he beats up EE students for lunch money every day
30) Bear said he doesn't play RPGs
31) Bear said Samuel doesn't have blade mode
32) Bear said the Future Foundation consisted of Super Skrull, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and Blue Beetle
33) Bear said Croc was licensed by LifeSavers
34) Bear said he doesn't play JRPGs
35) Bear said he was going to buy Final Fantasy VII if it went on sale
36) Bear said he doesn't take naps
37) Bear said Donkey Kong was originally called Donkey Communism
38) Bear said we watched Life of Pi
39) Bear said he owned two game.com's
40) Don said he never got pizza on pizza adventure
41) Bear said my grandmother got him into Star Wars
42) Bear said he was going to show us a clip of 60s Ghostrider. It was from the 90s
43) Bear said he was in a hurricane
44) Bear said he's seen being a koi fish in a koi pond done better than a koi fish
45) Bear said Space Jam 2 was coming out
46) Bear said that his computer was going to restart and it didn't
47) Bear said that it is always Friday in Japan
48) Bear said he killed the chicken in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
49) Bear said that Don said he would give Bear his friend code
50) Bear said he added Don's friend code. He didn't
51) Bear said there were like five amiibo games. There are like seven
52) Bear said he doesn't eat anything
53) Bear said Bert is 12 years old
54) Bear said everyone in the Skype was dead
55) Bear said you have to collect tears of light every time you want to turn back from a wolf
56) Bear said that Amy had real gemstones. They're fucking glass
57) Bear said he doesn't like pictures
58) Bear said honey is just ground up bees
59) Bear said Jeff's good at words
60) Bear said Justin wears jorts and an Iron Maiden tank top
61) Bear said frogs are the most hairy animals
62) Bear said Corey Feldman has the moves
63) Bear said Tombstone is an alternate history western about Wyatt Earp trying to get the first pizza
64) Bear said he was the one that told John Carmack VR should use a headset
65) Bear said Android 18 is Super Saiyan Android 17
66) Bear said quesadilla used to have a T in it because they were given to knights and they were called questadillas
67) Bear said sharks are just shiny birds
68) Bear said Audioslave built the pyramids
69) Bear said August 28th is Canadian Easter. Why
70) Bear said the first law of physics is you're always more likely to run into a dude jerkin' it
71) Bear said that Jeff Classic's real name is Jefferson Davis
72) Bear said if you go to audible.com/mybrother you get a free McFlurry
73) Bear said Dragonball Z was originally called Dragonball 2, but Toriyama was too polite to correct anyone
74) Bear said Domino's white pizza sauce is just regular pizza sauce with bleach in it
75) Bear said there was an episode of Pokemon where Pikachu had to skin Charmander and wear him as footie pajamas
76) Bear said because Japanese uses fewer characters, Japanese sound files are smaller than their English equivalents
77) Bear said that he always says, "What's better than anime tiddy, but noted concept artist Noah Bradley"
78) Bear said, "As Syndrome once said, 'When everyone's dabbing, no one will be.'"
79) Bear said he's never seen Brian
80) Bear said Green Day took turns voicing Nero from Devil May Cry 5
81) Bear said he's not a weeb
82) Bear said gorillas don't have legs
83) Bear said "Like the legend of the penis," is a lyric from Daft Punk's hit song, Get Lucky (2013)
84) Bear said Metal Gear Solid V's subtitle is Phantom Fang

Special mention: Bear said Shrek is 1h 57m. It is 1h 35m. Brian memed Bear into space with the lawyerology (Danganronpa music)