Dry Bowser's Wild Western Delivery

Dry Bowser was not exactly sure why he agreed to do a delivery for Waluigi. Perhaps it's because he owed the lanky dastardly man a favor, or maybe it was because he felt pity for him. Whatever the reason was, the skeletal reptile was tasked to deliver the burgers and french fries he made for Waluigi's business, with them still being hot as they were inside a compact brown bag.

"Man, I hope for Wallace's sake that whoever likes burgers will pay a hefty sum for this." Dry Bowser said as he passed by a western town that looked like it came out of a certain video game based cartoon from the 1980s, with it looking as crooked as you would expect. "Hmm... why would people order burgers and fries in the desert?"

Dry Bowser decided to not question it as he spotted a green Pokey cactus with a black cowboy hat slowly moving by, making the reptilian skeleton squint his orange eyes within his empty black eye sockets as he brushed back his red hair. Noticing that there seemed to be nothing but a waterfall with rotating wooden platforms and a high rising green rocky formation with a shack resting at the top, Dry Bowser took a look into the bag containing the burgers and fries as he let out a sigh.

Dry Bowser: There really isn't more to this place than it seems, huh?

"You got that right, lizard boy!"

Dry Bowser: (in shock as he looked around) The hell was that? (feels a breeze go by him)

Hearing laughter echo throughout the town, Dry Bowser could note that the citizens were similar to the ones that he remembered from that bizarre dream world he went to many years ago, which seemed odd since most of the buildings were boarded off. But the biggest surprise was that Waluigi was there in the one building that was open, dressed up like a cowboy himself!

"I'm the sheriff of this town!" Waluigi boasted as he adjusted his cowboy hat, his sheriff star shining brightly on his overalls. "And those must be the burgers and fries I asked for!"

"...But why did you send me out to deliver these?" Dry Bowser questioned as he placed the bag down and pulled out the burgers and fries.

"Because I felt like being tacky." Waluigi responded as he ate a burger and some fries simultaneously, wiping his mouth. "Besides, you did owe me that favor."

Dry Bowser was going to say something, but he sighed as he joined Waluigi and the others in eating up the burgers and fries while they were still deliciously hot to devour. Eventually, a certain Mouser stumbled onto the scene, pointing his gun at Dry Bowser and firing, with the bullets doing nothing.

"Hey! challenge me to a race to the top!" Mouser exclaimed. "Whoever fails has to go down the railway!"

Dry Bowser sighed as he held a burger and a batch of fries in his bony hands, shrugging. "Whatever you say, rat face."

After finishing up his burger buffet with his fulfilling fries, Dry Bowser took to Mouser's challenge as they raced to the top of the rocky formation west of the town, with Mouser firing at Dry Bowser and making him lose his bones. However this proved to help him, for Dry Bowser was able to claim victory quite easy, which made Mouser nervous as he wasn't sure how a certain flesh version of the sentient dinosaur bones would react to him losing this badly. Dry Bowser smirked as he took out a burger and several fries he had stuffed within his hollow bones, eating while taking pride in his victory, the desert air not doing a thing to his already dusty bones.