There lived a certain man in Sinnoh long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snowpoint chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could drink the vodka like a soldier
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

AH AH ALEXEI
lover of the booze cafe
You let him drink, the vodka's all gone
AH AH ALEXEI
Sinnoh's greatest live cliche
It was no shame how he carried on