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- I have a cunning plan... Well two plans. Well lots of plans but here are two of 'em.
- Gratis.
- I: Community Cafés >> Canteens >> Kitchens
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- These would be locally supported, locally run co-operatives serving free food... for a profit!
- And dedicated to creating and rebuilding a sense of Community in these fragmented individualistic
- times.
- How can that be?
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- A little lesson from history
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- Once upon a time I had a job and a hobby: part of that involved hosting a cheap event for
- students. We crashed them overnight (illegally) and gave them breakfast for free as part of
- the entrance fee.
- However we invited them to make a contribution IF THEY COULD AFFORD IT.
- The facilities were pretty primitive: a tea urn; a big commercial tin of instant coffee; a
- breadboard and knife; big box of teabags; cheap end of the day bread from a local baker and
- the biggest pot of jam I have ever seen. We made £20 profit after the first day!
- We invested in a big pot of marmalade and upgraded to butter and croissants.
- We made £50 pounds!
- There after the tea fund was a regular part of the event and paid for a better program;
- better guests of honour.
- Roll on a few years.
- Occupy LSX had much the same thing -only on a grander scale- a free canteen operating outside
- St Pauls. For a brief time we fed the homeless; the abandoned; the casual city gent;...
- in a true loaves-and-fishes style miracle. Until the Moneyleders sent in the Romans and the
- Church Patriarchs turned their back on the Gospel and re-embraced Mammon.
- But we all knew that they would do that anyway.
- So free food for a profit? WTF! I hear you say. Simples!
- There would be no fixed price. Merely the polite request for a donation in line with the abilty
- to pay and the nominal price of the meal up on a chalk board based on the costs involved in its
- making: wages; rent; food costs; etc. A truly British sense of justice would induce those with
- lots of money to pay over the odds, those on a minimal income to pay the nominal cost and those
- with none: Nothing!
- Given the choice also paying in labour, food donations, food grown on allotments; labour in
- producing food grown on allotments; local community projects...
- Getting started:
- Local co-operatives, community and commensial political organisations would find small
- catering establishments: cafés; gastro-pubs; restaurants;... gone to the wall as the downturn
- deepens for the 99%.
- Ideally the movement would get local support from the local council; central government; private
- benefactors. Credit Unions could offer loans; pressure on government for tax breaks; mentoring
- by charities & trade unions;... all to the end of buying said properties; fixing them up; hiring
- the catering staff; requesting food donations; advertising; educating and, most of all,
- re-engaging the politically ostracised.
- Or we could always (big breath) nationalise these empty holes on the high street for the good of
- the state!
- In more distant locations we could also look to utilising the spare catering capacity of local
- schools to provide a free/ cheap evening meal; vastly superior to a deep fried takeaway.
- The remaining workplace canteens could also be co-opted as a local resource.
- In addition to improving the nutrition of the nation, the aim is to (re) establish the idea of
- communal dining. With its vast efficiencies and benefits of scale to be had over the mountains
- of wasted food; generated by private dining/ mass consumption and poor food hygiene.
- Community Cafes and Canteens would also aim to teach the elements of thrifty cooking; food hygiene
- and the value of locally sourced, seasonal foods. They would act to reinstal a community spirit
- that dates back to our neolithic ancestors gathered around the cook-fire with a stew of the
- day's foraging and hunting.
- Only with more safety regulations. And wifi.
- The Community Ktchen would provide a 'meals on wheels service' to the housebound and,
- perhaps, commercially!
- Finally the Canteen would act in an organic fashion to help those wishing to start up another
- Community Café in their locale.
- (Perhaps even -sotto voce- a chain of Brown Cafes. With a sideline in educating responsible drug use
- and bringing a profit to the people; instead of international crime and the black economy.
- Well us generation flower-powers -that didn't sell out to The Man- can always hope. Isn't it time after
- nearly fifty years to "free the weed" and those victimless prisoners of the War against drugs?)
- Staff would be paid the National Living Wage. Topped up pro-rata by profits and position as decided by
- the local co-operative. Hopefully on a consensual and horizontal basis.
- Staff would be trained in food hygiene; catering skills and encouraged to set up more Cafes; Canteens;
- Kitchens. Spreading the network further still.
- II/ Legislation
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- Three ideas here:
- II.i A new date stamp for food
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- We already have a "Use By Date and a "Sell By Date." This legislation would introduce a third:
- "Donate By Date" or make the "sell by" a "Donate by" by fiat.
- All food would have this date. Either date stamped on the packaging or as part and parcel for type of
- fresh food: vegetables, meat, delicatessen items: cooked meats; etc. This date would be one day before
- the food has to be "Used by" according to current food hygiene regulations.
- Such food would *have* to be donated to a local charity/ food bank/ Community Canteen. Any intact food
- waste found dumped by retailers or manufacturers would be identified by state inspectors (jobs) and
- taxed accordingly. (See below) Similarly horse-burgers found to be contaminated with beef would also
- be taxed or, rather, criminally fined as needless waste. This fine would spread back down the food
- chain to a massive penalty on the globalised manufacturer: pro rata on their counterfeiting profits.
- II.ii Food Hygiene Legislation
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- When one is below the bread line and waiting for the final reductions on bread, one can't but help
- notice that ---in our local Tesco at least--- one to two tons of bread is literally thrown away every
- week.
- On one occasion (I am reliably informed) and on one day some £400 worth of wholesome food sent to the
- incinerators. I have seen, with my own eyes: food dumped before it even gets to the shelves.
- Similarly the contents of various food displays is similarly instantly written off "Unfit for
- human consumption." When, quite frankly, it is not! I would estimate that our local Tesco throws away
- enough food to feed between twenty to fifty people a day.
- More if it were turned into soup.
- Perhaps double that on a bad day and goodness only knows what happens behind the scenes.
- However for once Tesco's is not to blame. It's the food regulations.
- Obviously the current food hygiene regulations have to be changed. If people are literally starving to
- death: such waste is not only incomprehensible, it is also immoral. To deal with the fresh food that
- is currently thrown away I would suggest that it be sent or collected by a registered Community Canteen.
- The bread IMHO is probably still fit. Even the day after. But could be served up toasted as croutons or
- turned into crumbs and baked with vegetables or any one of thousands of recipes utilising 'stale' bread
- that our mothers or grandmothers used during the second world war. Similarly all the fresh foods could
- be at least turned into soups or incorporated into stews.
- "Waste not want not" served the country during WWII.
- It should serve us in the current war declared by this government on the poor; the weak and the
- vulnerable.
- II.iii Food Tax
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- No not a Tax on food but a Tax on waste food. Phew!
- As the _stick_ the legislation I propose would tax wasted food at all levels of the food chain.
- Even down to the consumer: "pound for 0.45359237 kg."
- The mechanisms for this, at a domestic level, will be tricky and easily circumvented by using a compost
- heap.
- But then the food is not wasted ;) Unlike the dozens of pink plastic bags skipped by Tescos and other
- supermarkets every night.
- The waste further down the food chain would be even more strictly monitored.
- The legislation would also provide a _carrot_ : a tax break of one penny per pound. Provided that the
- waste food is donated and delivered to a local Community Canteen where it could be turned into the basis
- of an evening meal. Added to the soup pot or crafted into a breakfast fit for heroes.
- Like those back in 1945.
- CODA
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- In order to survive the coming meltdown (literally) and in order to support the overburden of population
- already in the country; we can no longer afford to waste any food whatsoever.
- And, I fear, the situation will only get worse. Koyanisquatsi.
- If we wish to see in 2045 without food riots; mass starvation; water wars; etc. we will have to radically
- change.
- The Elite does not care, they think they will be safe in their gated Castles. Or their tropical island
- tax havens. Hello! Seven metres sea rise you idiots. Seventy if Antarctica cuts loose in a hurry.
- Time for a peasants revolt... But we really must get ourselves Organised.
- I hope that the above will help.
- Brother B!0!F!
- cc The Green Movement The Common Weal radicalindependence.org
- Please spread the word. Hope is our Duty!
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