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@@You: hey
Stranger: ask me any 10 questions and ill answer them honestly
#You: ok
#You: can u give me some time to think of them?
Stranger: yes
#You: ty
#You: ok so
#You: 1-
#You: asl
#You: XP
#You: bare with me.
Stranger: 20 f usa
Stranger: lol oka
#You: 2-
#You: u horny
#You: *bare* *with* *me*
Stranger: lol nope
#You: ok so
#You: 3-
#You: u choosing no
#You: picture me as a handsome fellow : )
#You: how would I go about to make you horny?
Stranger: lol you would have to be here
You: u sure
You: remote stimulation can be quite powerful
You: u just have to be in the zone
Stranger: lol whaaaat
You: hey im being honest as well : |
You: now, im not sure if i could make u horny, u've clearly set ur mind otherwise, making the task that much more difficult
You: regardless, i shall proceed.
You: 4-
You: hm
You: are you regretting coming up to me?
Stranger: lol no
You: 5- why
Stranger: no regrets
You: well that's not rly an answer.
You: you could start by saying that i'm a very interesting guy.
Stranger: lol yes it is
You: clearly not simple minded.
Stranger: lol clearly not
You: and an individual who obviously possesses a massive shaft.
You: those are mere examples of what you might say.
Stranger: lol oka i exchange my answeer for yours
You: : )
You: im flattered.
You: 6 -
You: are u horny now
Stranger: nope haha
You: : |
You: geez i guess this isnt my day
You: uhm
You: ok so
You: i have always wanted to know this
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oks
Stranger: oka
You: 7- is the whole 'occasional bleeding from the party zone' worth being a girl?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: ahh clever girl
You: it was a trick question you see
You: as you have no knowledge of how it might be, to have a penis instead of a vagina,
You: but riddle me this,
You: does it impose the occasional wondering of how it'd be like if u didnt have the 'occasional bleeding from the party zone'?
You: do note that I am cleaning out the vocabulary.
Stranger: lol ummm k?
Stranger: i still dont get it
You: does having periods make u wonder what would it be like to be a guy
You: that still counts as one by the way. as you have not yet answered me properly.
Stranger: lol ummm yha sometimes
Stranger: but im glad im a girl
You: care to elaborate?
You: if it makes u feel better, that's question 8.
Stranger: lol yha hold on
Stranger: women can scandalise men better then the other way around
You: not sure if i'd agree with you on that hand.
You: but im sure other women would've supported you on that answer
Stranger: think about it
Stranger: women can cry their way out of almost anything
Stranger: we can lie better
Stranger: if we get crazy we can blame it on pms
Stranger: we can use sex as a weapon
You: that may be, but you get flagged nonetheless.
Stranger: what do you mean
You: -if we get crazy we can blame it on pms
You: you get flagged with being maniac regardless
Stranger: okay ill give you that one
Stranger: but we can use ex boyfriends for anything
You: yes im aware of that.
Stranger: for example i cheated on a guy and he was got mad and i said "Well its just that my ex screwed my head up i am still hurt and i wanted to hurt someone too im so sorry"
Stranger: and then i cried
Stranger: the whole thing was bs
Stranger: lol i was off the hook ;)
Stranger: i have never been emotionally hurt before because im too smart for that
You: well kudos to you
Stranger: lol like i said we can cry our way out of anything
You: yea ok
Stranger: i can do almost anything because im that good but if i were a guy it would screw up my mojo
You: but u prolly should've said 'we can manipulate our way out of anything' instead of scandalizing
Stranger: nope
Stranger: scandalize is the word i want
You: more aggressive?
Stranger: more accurate
You: :P
You: I bet you're feeling pretty good about yourself at the moment : \
You: ok so
You: question 9
You: hm
You: oh yeah
You: this been bugging me for some time,
Stranger: lol okay
You: so I tried cybering a few times.
You: eventually they get off asking my size.
You: I reply 6 and a half. and they say too small .__.
You: to be honest i never had any complaints from my previous gfs
Stranger: thats not too small
You: well its not too big
You: im aware of that
Stranger: size doesnt matter THAT much
You: but it's not derogatory worthy
You: geez
You: it matters to a certain degree from what I can understand
Stranger: have you ever heard that saying its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
You: yes but everyone always assumes that's something girls say to make small dicks feel better
You: it has some truth to it.
You: some
Stranger: lol tru because you cant get across the paciific in a conoe
You: anyways i just want a formal statement from your union
You: so we do agree it's not that small
Stranger: lol okay
Stranger: not its not small
You: thank you very much.
Stranger: lol
You: ok so last question
You: u horny now?
Stranger: nope
You: : {
You: well shoot i tried
You: thank you for answering those questions.
Stranger: i guess
You: they've been very, very helpful.
Stranger: sure :)
You: especially the whole period thingi
Stranger: how
You: but ofc mostly the one where we agree it's clearly a remarkable size.
You: well I can now present the results of this study to my friends.
Stranger: lol okq
Stranger: oka
You: I've been discussing the fact for some time that girls too wonder what it'd be like to have the other sex.
You: especially in times of distress.
You: which im guessing for you is said time.
Stranger: lol what do you mean
You: you know
You: 'occasional bleeding from the party zone'
You: *winkity wink wink*
Stranger: lol if i could go with out the period everymonth i would but having a vagina is worth it
You: fantastic punch line ;)
You: I must get off, again, thank you.
Stranger: youre welcome
Stranger: but i should be going to sleep
Stranger: it was nice talking to you
You: likewise.
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