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Ladies' Night [Various; Crossover, Meta, Comfy]

Nov 18th, 2017
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  1. Ladies' Night [Various; Crossover, Meta, Secret Green, Comfy]: A casual gathering of all the lovely ladies from my pastes in one very self-indulgent bit of wankery. If you can identify them all (excluding the one who has yet to have her own story), then thank you immensely for reading my material!
  2.  
  3. >She’s still following you
  4. >A young woman has been stalking you for the last several blocks
  5. >She’s actually pretty stunning, but such a beauty has to have some kind of ulterior motive for tailing YOU of all people
  6. >Maybe she’s trying to proposition you?
  7. >Well, that’s being hopeful
  8. >She’s more likely to be scoping you out for a mugger
  9. >You’re so absorbed in your runaway thoughts you don’t even realize you’re heading into an alley
  10. >A dead end
  11. >When you turn around she’s right on you, grinning wickedly
  12. >With every step she takes, it looks like a part of her drips off her body
  13. >Her smile melts, literally
  14. >As does the rest of her body
  15. >What was once a beautiful woman is now...
  16. >Well, a dog woman
  17. >A beautiful dog woman
  18. >A two-legged, black-furred canine with all the accessories you’d expect from a devil: horns, fangs, wings, a spaded tail...
  19. >All nearly bursting out of the skimpiest outfit you can hardly see through her fur
  20. >A beautiful, succubus dog woman
  21. >A hellhound
  22. >”You’re looking a little lonely, big guy,” she coos, running a thick claw under your chin
  23. >She’s going to take your soul, isn’t she?
  24. >The hellhound actually just giggles at your fear
  25. >”Oh no, I don’t do that anymore. I don’t take souls, I take commissions. My NEW employer does things a little differently.”
  26. >She pulls a business card out of her ballooning cleavage
  27. >[Medafet’s Matchmaking]
  28. >There’s an address on the card, and it’s someplace not far off
  29. >”Just give me a call when you find some happiness. I’d REALLY like to hear your feedback. Toodles!”
  30. >And the hellhound is gone in a puff of smoke
  31. >...What just happened?
  32.  
  33. >You head to the address on the card come nighttime
  34. >It’s a trap if you’ve ever seen one
  35. >There’s no office or business building you’d expect from some kind of formal “service” being offered
  36. >It’s just a dive bar
  37. >One without signage or even windows
  38. >Of course such an observation is superficial compared to the bouncer at the door
  39. >It’s another anthropomorphic animal woman
  40. >This one’s a wild, punkish looking hyena
  41. >Or at least she LOOKS like a hyena, except maybe a little more…monstrous
  42. >Leaning on the butt of a really big fucking gun
  43. >Not a bad bouncer to have for your bar
  44. >”Go on in, love!” she laughs as you approach. “It’s Ladies’ Night, and I’m sure you’ll find someone to hold you tight if you ask REEEAL polite like!”
  45. >She continues cackling at her own joke as she steps aside for you to enter
  46. >Welp, here goes nothing...
  47. >When you head inside, you’re awestruck
  48. >Not by the bar itself, though; it’s pretty unremarkable
  49. >All the patrons are animal people, and all female from what you can tell
  50. >There’s a number of different species, though quite a lot of canines
  51. >Closest to you is what you’d call the “wolfess table”
  52. >Two gray ones, a russet one, and one darker than all the others
  53. >The darkest wolfess, dressed like some kind of heavy metal fan, is in the middle of a story
  54. >”So I climbed his back, tied the ears on two of his heads to each other, and put the third in a headlock! Slammed the oaf into the ground and made a nice little outline of his body in the ground!”
  55. >”W0w, that s0unds like a g00d Father’s Day, V0lfa,” the russet wolfess says in a somewhat robotic tone
  56. >She has a vicious looking chrome arm with literal blades for fingers
  57. >Doesn’t make it easy for her to pick up her glass, which makes a screeching noise with every attempt
  58. >The one named Volfa throws back a few shots, and her mouth starts smoking
  59. >”Hey, you ever arm wrestle with that thing?”
  60. >”Just 0nce. I w0n.”
  61. >The dark wolfess drops her elbow onto the table
  62. >”Alright, you and me! Hell, I’ll even take HER on at the same time!”
  63. >One of the two gray wolves—heavily scarred and heavily armored—scoffs
  64. >”Hmph. Arrogant pup. Fine, I will take your challenge and show you some humility.”
  65. >”That’a girl!”
  66. >Volfa has a wolfess in each paw and nods to the fourth one
  67. >The other gray is half inside what looks like a mascot costume, like she just got off the clock from her job
  68. >”Thanks, but I’ll watch,” she says. “I don’t think there’s much room left, unless you want me to arm wrestle your toes beneath the table. Then I’d be the real ‘underdog’!”
  69. >She elbows the scarred wolfess, who doesn’t look amused
  70. >”Get it? ‘Under-dog’! Not to be confused with ‘Updog’.”
  71. >”Wh0’s Upd0g?”
  72. >”Dammit, R0uga, you ruined the joke...”
  73. >The wolfess table commences their three-way test of strength as you examine the rest of the bar
  74. >While the dogs have a few tables to themselves, the bar counter is packed with felines
  75. >There’s a jaguar in tribal clothes batting a shot glass side to side, like it were a small rodent or a ball of yarn
  76. >Behind the counter is a lioness dressed up in a medieval wench’s outfit
  77. >”Welcome to the finest tavern in ye olde lands…or whatever,” she says dully to the other cats. “What are you having?”
  78. >The first one to order is a tiger who’s trying hard to adjust her ill-fitting swimsuit as she looks at the menu
  79. >This place doesn’t seem to have a very strict dress code
  80. >”Just water, please,” the tigress says
  81. >The lioness sighs and turns to another large cat
  82. >You think it’s just a second lion, dressed in tribal garb like the jaguar, but this one has enormous protruding fangs like a saber tooth tiger
  83. >What also protrudes from her is a massive pregnant belly
  84. >”Water will do,” she grunts, rubbing the top of her gravid swell. “Best to drink the clean rains so long as the brood is still growing.”
  85. >The lioness turns to yet another patron with a groan
  86. >”Please don’t say ‘water’.”
  87. >The last feline’s even stranger than the saber tooth
  88. >She LOOKS like another lioness, but has scaly patches on her body and a black, snake-like tail
  89. >A…sphinx?
  90. >No, a manticore
  91. >”I’ll have something mixed,” she says with a toothy grin
  92. >”You should do a body shot!” the tigress says, almost popping out of her swimsuit
  93. >”Are you offering?” the lioness bartender asks
  94. >”Hmmm, I’ll do the funnel instead!” the manticore says
  95. >The saber tooth, despite her fecundity, hefts the manticore onto the bar counter
  96. >The lioness props the manticore’s mouth open with a funnel and grabs several bottles in preparation
  97. >You’re mildly invested in the show, but then again there’s still more to see around the place
  98. >Along the wall is a line of flashing arcade machines, with a kangaroo girl tapping the buttons frantically
  99. >You can faintly see a rather familiar blue vixen fighting with a staff on the screen
  100. >The game freezes for a moment and the kangaroo squeals in panic
  101. >Surprising you very little, another canine…ish creature with a vibrant yellow mane walks over
  102. > She casually punches the machine with her staticky paw
  103. >The arcade cabinet pops with electricity and the game resumes
  104. >”Thanks, Juitz,” the kangaroo says without taking her eyes off the screen
  105. >”I got your back, ‘roo,” the spark dog says. “Can I play next?”
  106. >”Uh…yeah, sure. Just…let me…finish this one….”
  107. >The dog leans against one of the cabinets to wait, and the whole line of them glitch to show “JTZ” for every spot on the “High Scores” list
  108. >”Uh, maybe you could be Player 2?” the kangaroo offers
  109. >”Right. I’ll go get the coins.”
  110. >”W-wait, Juitz, you can just do that…”
  111. >Too late, the spark dog’s already off to bother the bartender for game tokens
  112. >Hidden in the corner at a smaller table are even more dogs
  113. >A nondescript one just sulks and mumbles to herself about everything going on in the bar
  114. >Luckily you’re spared from her judgmental gaze
  115. >In fact, she doesn’t seem to notice you at all
  116. >The other one joining her, clearly a German shepherd, only pretends like she’s listening to the grumbling
  117. >It doesn’t seem like she’s ignoring the conversation out of boredom, though
  118. >Rather, her paws are too busy “exploring” regions underneath the table
  119. >She’s fidgeting discreetly
  120. >You imagine she’s trying to do something lewd and not get caught, yet deliberately doing it for the thrill of that very risk
  121. >It makes you think of your own love life
  122. >Or lack thereof
  123. >You just sort of wandered into this place, following the mysterious lead of something completely unbelievable to you
  124. >All of these anthro ladies with different personalities and histories
  125. >They’re all here for a reason
  126. >Though it’s probably just to have a good time
  127. >And yet, they all seem…”taken”
  128. >Like there’s already someone in their lives you can’t compete with
  129. >Is there someone in this place just for YOU, like the hellhound hinted at?
  130. >Well, there’s still the stairs leading to the floor above…
  131.  
  132. >The raucous activity from the bar below peters out to quietness upstairs
  133. >There are several rooms along a narrow hallway, each used for a different reason
  134. >The first one appears to be just a simple lounge
  135. >A white wolfess—�very similar looking to the “Volfa” downstairs—�is enthralled with a nature documentary about wolves on a small TV
  136. >You guess she’s not so interested in the wolves themselves as she is the rugged animal handler playing with them
  137. >There’s a washroom not far off, with the door slightly ajar
  138. >Most of the ladies here look like they could rip your neck from under your head with just a swipe, but you can’t resist taking a peek
  139. >There’s a lighter gray wolfess dressing herself in hunting apparel while someone else is in the bathtub singing
  140. >”Hilde, we’re going to be late for the party,” the hunter wolfess says. “Hurry up or I’m coming in there and finishing the job for you!”
  141. >“~Just a moment!~” the one in the tub sings
  142. >Although the plastic screen hides the bather, the pointed ears of the silhouette make you think she’s probably a jackal or something
  143. >The hunter wolfess seems to have an epiphany right at the same time.
  144. >”Jackal…Hilde…hey, Hilde, what’s that ‘power’ you keep going on about?”
  145. >You back away from the door, just in case they’re ready to come out at a moment’s notice
  146. >You’re starting to run out of rooms to check
  147. >There’s a large bedroom with several more anthro girls in it
  148. >One enormous Kodiak bear is taking up the entire bed
  149. >She looks like she’s out cold, and that almost nothing is going to wake her for a while
  150. >There’s a snow leopard snoozing on top of the ursine like she were a mattress
  151. >She tosses and turns to get comfortable, proving the bear is way too catatonic to be bothered by it
  152. >A teal and gold kingfisher is sleeping upright in the corner under a hut—or a nest—of curtains
  153. >Finally, there’s a hyena (a real one this time) cocooned in a pile of blankets in the corner
  154. >She’s shivering slightly, as though her overabundance of blankets still isn’t enough to keep her warm
  155. >You leave the napping girls and head to the final room
  156. >If this one doesn’t have an anthro girl waiting for you, then it’ll all be for nothing
  157. >You step through the threshold with eyes half shut in anticipation
  158. >When you’re completely inside, you see what you expected the most:
  159. >It’s empty
  160. >You don’t know what you were hoping for, but there isn’t even a single being in here beside you, anthro or otherwise
  161. >Still, there’s a pretty nice bed
  162. >If nothing else, maybe you can crash here for the night while you figure out what to do with yourself
  163. >As you flop on your back, your head back up in surprise
  164. >Closing the door is what you think must be another wolfess, but she’s so large and full of fluff she has to have some bear in her
  165. >Honestly, you don’t know what kind of animal to think of her as
  166. >Except maybe “comforting”
  167. >Silvery fur and deep blue eyes
  168. >Powerful limbs, but an alluring softness
  169. >All packaged in a simple dress and apron
  170. >You sit upright, only to have the anthro woman gently push you back down
  171. >”You seem surprised,” she muses with a soothing voice
  172. >Yeah, a little bit
  173. >You weren’t expecting anyone to notice you
  174. >You can’t think of a single moment in this bar where you felt like you belonged
  175. >Almost nobody made eye contact with you (except the hellhound and the bouncer) and they acted as though you weren’t even physically here
  176. >”Don’t feel bad,” she responds. “I’m sure they would enjoy your company, but they have eyes for only one human of their own already.”
  177. >So it was pointless to come here, then
  178. >…Unless…
  179. >You look into her prismatic eyes, and she gives you a friendly smile
  180. >”This is my inn. I give everyone a chance to be happy and relax, human and anthro alike. I can’t say I’m the one you’re looking for in your quest for companionship, but I CAN give you a moment of comfort before you go looking again.”
  181. >The innkeeper sets her apron aside and eases herself onto the bed with you
  182. >You’re pulled up against her, nestled into her large body
  183. >”When you’re ready to leave, you may. Until then, be at peace.”
  184. >She wraps one arm under you, and curls the other over you
  185. >You can immediately feel the warmth of her body
  186. >The warmth of her plush coat
  187. >The warmth of her caring sweetness
  188. >She completely envelops you in fur and tenderness
  189. >One large paw holds you tight while the other rubs slow circles on your chest
  190. >”You will be loved,” she assures you
  191. >Her voice reverberates through the contact between your bodies, loosening any tension and relaxing your very muscles
  192. >Her breathing is slow; her fluffy form presses up against you with even more softness as she inhales deeply
  193. >When she exhales it’s a gradual, gentle hum in your ear
  194. >”You will find your happiness.”
  195. >You can feel the heat of her breath flow over any part of you not already blanketed in her fur
  196. >Her mantra instills good feelings in you
  197. >And any time your mind dares stray toward cloudy thoughts, she squeezes the negativity out of you
  198. >You wonder how long she’ll let you stay here
  199. >You’re answered with another firm hug
  200. >”Don’t feel pressured to leave,” she whispers. “You’ll know when the time is right, but you’ll also know when you need to…just…rest…”
  201. >She hefts you off the mattress just enough so she can rock you in her arms
  202. >Repeating herself after every breath and every rock
  203. >”You will be loved.”
  204. >”You will find your happiness.”
  205. >Now you’re up on her stomach
  206. >Her neck is your pillow
  207. >Her arms are your blankets
  208. >You rise and fall in time with her breathing, like a gentle wave
  209. >And much like the rise and fall of the sun, she rolls over and places you down on the opposite side
  210. >She resumes her delicate words
  211. >”Loved.”
  212. >”Happiness.”
  213. >Brushing a paw against your face and leaning her head on top of yours
  214. >Your mind stays awake so you can enjoy the rest of the experience, but your body has already gone to sleep
  215. >”You will find someone who can take care of you like this,” she promises. “Keep your heart open. Someone out there wants to feel just as safe in it.”
  216. >It’s been ages since you’ve been able to hear any of the commotion downstairs, and now you can hardly even make out the words the innkeeper says to you
  217. >But even though the words are intelligible, the messages are clear
  218. >She doesn’t know you personally, but you get the feeling she knows what you’re going through
  219. >She relieves you from your momentary stressors, but she doesn’t quite coddle you from reality
  220. >Encouragements, praises, compliments
  221. >Everything she says to you rings true
  222. >But she’s not doing this to flatter you
  223. >She’s doing this to remind you what you should look for in yourself
  224. >”You are perfect just as you are…” you can hear her say as your eyelids grow heavy
  225. >Something in you knows that when you wake up, this place will be gone
  226. >But it’s because you’ll be ready to leave
  227. >Because it’s for the best
  228. >Because…
  229. >You are perfect
  230. >”Don’t ever change.”
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