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- -- serpensArachnus [SA] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 00:33 --
- [12:33] SA: Hiyas
- -- terminallyCapricious [TC] is now an idle chum! --
- [12:34] SA: Oh for the love of--
- -- terminallyCapricious [TC] gave up trolling serpensArachnus [SA] at 00:46 --
- [12:46] SA: o.o
- -- terminallyCapricious [TC] is now an idle chum! --
- [12:46] SA: QWRFGRSDSBHD
- [01:06] SA: .-.
- [01:06] SA: hello?
- [01:07] TC: hello my brother
- [01:07] TC: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
- [01:07] TC: honk
- [01:07] TC: :o)
- [01:07] SA: you were all quiet and it made me sad :c
- [01:07] TC: well I'm sorry my brother
- [01:07] TC: MAYBE I'LL PAINT YOU SOME FUCKING RAINBOWS THEN
- [01:07] SA: it's okay :3
- [01:07] SA: That sounds great! :D
- [01:08] TC: honk
- [01:08] TC: HONK
- [01:08] TC: honk
- [01:08] SA: You would do that for me?
- [01:08] TC: maybe if you came by
- [01:08] TC: PAY A FUCKER A VISIT
- [01:08] SA: I don't know where you live D:
- [01:09] TC: then how can we make miracles
- [01:09] SA: I dunno man :c
- [01:09] TC: IF WE DON'T DO IT TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKER
- [01:09] TC: we can't do anything :o(
- [01:09] SA: That sounds sexual :c Are you coming onto me?
- [01:10] TC: not at all my brother
- [01:10] TC: UNLESS YOU WANNA DRIP MY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
- [01:10] SA: Whoa
- [01:10] SA: Whoa
- [01:10] SA: Whoa
- [01:10] TC: honk
- [01:10] TC: HONK
- [01:10] SA: I do not swing that way :c
- [01:10] TC: honk
- [01:11] TC: that's too bad
- [01:11] SA: I'm sorry :c
- [01:11] TC: THE FUCKING RAINBOWS WOULD MAKE US HAPPY
- [01:11] TC: as we have so much fun
- [01:11] TC: FUN
- [01:11] SA: Rainbows are pretty happy :3
- [01:12] TC: but there aren't fucking enough of them
- [01:12] TC: AND THAT MAKES ME MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY
- [01:12] SA: Whoa, just make more.
- [01:12] SA: It's not that hard :c
- [01:13] TC: but I don't have endless fucking paint my brother
- [01:13] TC: ITS A SAD MOTHERFUCKING SITUATION
- [01:13] SA: Do you want to know a rainbow secret?
- [01:13] TC: of course, brother
- [01:14] SA: you don't need paint :D You just need water and sun.
- [01:14] TC: WHOA WHOA WHOA
- [01:15] TC: sun?
- [01:15] SA: Yeah
- [01:15] SA: you know
- [01:15] TC: THAT SHIT'LL FRY YOUR THINKPAN
- [01:15] SA: that bright ball of fire and shit?
- [01:15] SA: Whoa what?
- [01:15] SA: How?
- [01:15] TC: we can't get too much sun my brother
- [01:15] SA: Why not?
- [01:16] TC: WE AREN'T USED TO MOTHERFUCKING SUNLIGHT
- [01:16] TC: it cooks our eyes senseless
- [01:16] SA: Well it helps with rainbows
- [01:16] SA: ...
- [01:16] TC: THEN YOUR BRAIN
- [01:16] SA: Well don't look at it!
- [01:16] TC: and you motherfucking think colours are beutiful
- [01:16] TC: LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
- [01:17] SA: colors are beautiful :c
- [01:17] TC: honk
- [01:17] TC: :o(
- [01:17] SA: that's what rainbows are made of! D:
- [01:18] TC: that's true my brother
- [01:18] TC: I NEVER FUCKING THOUGHT OF IT THAT FUCKING WAY
- [01:18] SA: See? :3
- [01:19] TC: I gotta open my eyes more don't I?
- [01:19] SA: You know it :3
- [01:19] TC: SEE THE COLOURS IN A DIFFERENT FUCKING WAY
- [01:19] SA: can't see the rainbows if your eyes are closed
- [01:19] TC: well put my brother
- [01:20] SA: Thanks :3 I try
- [01:21] TC: honk honk honk :o)
- [01:22] SA: honk?
- [01:22] TC: DON'T GO STEALING MY HONKS THERE BROTHER
- [01:23] SA: Sorry man :c
- [01:23] SA: I didn't know they belonged to you
- [01:26] TC: honk honk honk :o)
- [01:27] SA: um. noise that is followed by a face~
- [01:27] SA: !
- [01:28] TC: yeah my brother
- [01:28] TC: FUCKING HONK!
- [01:28] SA: NOISE!
- [01:29] TC: heheheh
- [01:30] TC: HAHAHAHAHA
- [01:30] SA: :D
- [01:32] TC: :o)
- [01:33] SA: :3
- [01:33] TC: :o3
- [01:34] SA: Whoa
- [01:34] SA: :o3
- [01:35] TC: you stole my nose bro
- [01:35] TC: THAT ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT
- [01:35] TC: honk
- [01:35] TC: :o)
- [01:35] SA: you stole my happy kitty face D:
- [01:37] TC: true motherfucker
- [01:37] TC: HONK
- [01:38] SA: See? :c
- [01:39] TC: well you don't got to get the fucking sadface on me brother
- [01:39] TC: PUT A MOTHERFUCKING SMILE ON
- [01:39] SA: Alright :3
- [01:44] TC: honk
- [01:44] TC: HONK
- [01:44] SA: like this? :D
- [01:44] TC: honk
- [01:44] TC: THERE WE FUCKING GO BROTHER
- [01:44] SA: :DD
- [01:46] SA: two mouths man
- [01:46] SA: it's the best kind of smile.
- [01:46] SA: it'd oly be better if there were rainbows.
- [01:47] TC: that's some fucking advaced smiley shit brother
- [01:47] TC: BUT IT LACKS THE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
- [01:47] SA: It does? D:
- [01:48] TC: yeah bro hahaha
- [01:48] SA: Why? :c
- [01:48] TC: BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN LIFE NEEDS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES IN IT
- [01:49] SA: how do I get miracles?
- [01:49] TC: they're everywhere brother
- [01:49] TC: JUST FUCKING LOOK AROUND
- [01:56] SA: Where?! oAo
- [01:58] TC: I got to go brother, sorry
- [01:58] TC: FUCKING SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT FUCKING TIME
- -- terminallyCapricious [TC] gave up trolling serpensArachnus [SA] at 01:58 --
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