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  1. -- serpensArachnus [SA] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 00:33 --
  2. [12:33] SA: Hiyas
  3. -- terminallyCapricious [TC] is now an idle chum! --
  4. [12:34] SA: Oh for the love of--
  5. -- terminallyCapricious [TC] gave up trolling serpensArachnus [SA] at 00:46 --
  6. [12:46] SA: o.o
  7. -- terminallyCapricious [TC] is now an idle chum! --
  8. [12:46] SA: QWRFGRSDSBHD
  9. [01:06] SA: .-.
  10. [01:06] SA: hello?
  11. [01:07] TC: hello my brother
  12. [01:07] TC: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
  13. [01:07] TC: honk
  14. [01:07] TC: :o)
  15. [01:07] SA: you were all quiet and it made me sad :c
  16. [01:07] TC: well I'm sorry my brother
  17. [01:07] TC: MAYBE I'LL PAINT YOU SOME FUCKING RAINBOWS THEN
  18. [01:07] SA: it's okay :3
  19. [01:07] SA: That sounds great! :D
  20. [01:08] TC: honk
  21. [01:08] TC: HONK
  22. [01:08] TC: honk
  23. [01:08] SA: You would do that for me?
  24. [01:08] TC: maybe if you came by
  25. [01:08] TC: PAY A FUCKER A VISIT
  26. [01:08] SA: I don't know where you live D:
  27. [01:09] TC: then how can we make miracles
  28. [01:09] SA: I dunno man :c
  29. [01:09] TC: IF WE DON'T DO IT TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKER
  30. [01:09] TC: we can't do anything :o(
  31. [01:09] SA: That sounds sexual :c Are you coming onto me?
  32. [01:10] TC: not at all my brother
  33. [01:10] TC: UNLESS YOU WANNA DRIP MY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
  34. [01:10] SA: Whoa
  35. [01:10] SA: Whoa
  36. [01:10] SA: Whoa
  37. [01:10] TC: honk
  38. [01:10] TC: HONK
  39. [01:10] SA: I do not swing that way :c
  40. [01:10] TC: honk
  41. [01:11] TC: that's too bad
  42. [01:11] SA: I'm sorry :c
  43. [01:11] TC: THE FUCKING RAINBOWS WOULD MAKE US HAPPY
  44. [01:11] TC: as we have so much fun
  45. [01:11] TC: FUN
  46. [01:11] SA: Rainbows are pretty happy :3
  47. [01:12] TC: but there aren't fucking enough of them
  48. [01:12] TC: AND THAT MAKES ME MOTHERFUCKING ANGRY
  49. [01:12] SA: Whoa, just make more.
  50. [01:12] SA: It's not that hard :c
  51. [01:13] TC: but I don't have endless fucking paint my brother
  52. [01:13] TC: ITS A SAD MOTHERFUCKING SITUATION
  53. [01:13] SA: Do you want to know a rainbow secret?
  54. [01:13] TC: of course, brother
  55. [01:14] SA: you don't need paint :D You just need water and sun.
  56. [01:14] TC: WHOA WHOA WHOA
  57. [01:15] TC: sun?
  58. [01:15] SA: Yeah
  59. [01:15] SA: you know
  60. [01:15] TC: THAT SHIT'LL FRY YOUR THINKPAN
  61. [01:15] SA: that bright ball of fire and shit?
  62. [01:15] SA: Whoa what?
  63. [01:15] SA: How?
  64. [01:15] TC: we can't get too much sun my brother
  65. [01:15] SA: Why not?
  66. [01:16] TC: WE AREN'T USED TO MOTHERFUCKING SUNLIGHT
  67. [01:16] TC: it cooks our eyes senseless
  68. [01:16] SA: Well it helps with rainbows
  69. [01:16] SA: ...
  70. [01:16] TC: THEN YOUR BRAIN
  71. [01:16] SA: Well don't look at it!
  72. [01:16] TC: and you motherfucking think colours are beutiful
  73. [01:16] TC: LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
  74. [01:17] SA: colors are beautiful :c
  75. [01:17] TC: honk
  76. [01:17] TC: :o(
  77. [01:17] SA: that's what rainbows are made of! D:
  78. [01:18] TC: that's true my brother
  79. [01:18] TC: I NEVER FUCKING THOUGHT OF IT THAT FUCKING WAY
  80. [01:18] SA: See? :3
  81. [01:19] TC: I gotta open my eyes more don't I?
  82. [01:19] SA: You know it :3
  83. [01:19] TC: SEE THE COLOURS IN A DIFFERENT FUCKING WAY
  84. [01:19] SA: can't see the rainbows if your eyes are closed
  85. [01:19] TC: well put my brother
  86. [01:20] SA: Thanks :3 I try
  87. [01:21] TC: honk honk honk :o)
  88. [01:22] SA: honk?
  89. [01:22] TC: DON'T GO STEALING MY HONKS THERE BROTHER
  90. [01:23] SA: Sorry man :c
  91. [01:23] SA: I didn't know they belonged to you
  92. [01:26] TC: honk honk honk :o)
  93. [01:27] SA: um. noise that is followed by a face~
  94. [01:27] SA: !
  95. [01:28] TC: yeah my brother
  96. [01:28] TC: FUCKING HONK!
  97. [01:28] SA: NOISE!
  98. [01:29] TC: heheheh
  99. [01:30] TC: HAHAHAHAHA
  100. [01:30] SA: :D
  101. [01:32] TC: :o)
  102. [01:33] SA: :3
  103. [01:33] TC: :o3
  104. [01:34] SA: Whoa
  105. [01:34] SA: :o3
  106. [01:35] TC: you stole my nose bro
  107. [01:35] TC: THAT ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT
  108. [01:35] TC: honk
  109. [01:35] TC: :o)
  110. [01:35] SA: you stole my happy kitty face D:
  111. [01:37] TC: true motherfucker
  112. [01:37] TC: HONK
  113. [01:38] SA: See? :c
  114. [01:39] TC: well you don't got to get the fucking sadface on me brother
  115. [01:39] TC: PUT A MOTHERFUCKING SMILE ON
  116. [01:39] SA: Alright :3
  117. [01:44] TC: honk
  118. [01:44] TC: HONK
  119. [01:44] SA: like this? :D
  120. [01:44] TC: honk
  121. [01:44] TC: THERE WE FUCKING GO BROTHER
  122. [01:44] SA: :DD
  123. [01:46] SA: two mouths man
  124. [01:46] SA: it's the best kind of smile.
  125. [01:46] SA: it'd oly be better if there were rainbows.
  126. [01:47] TC: that's some fucking advaced smiley shit brother
  127. [01:47] TC: BUT IT LACKS THE MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
  128. [01:47] SA: It does? D:
  129. [01:48] TC: yeah bro hahaha
  130. [01:48] SA: Why? :c
  131. [01:48] TC: BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN LIFE NEEDS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES IN IT
  132. [01:49] SA: how do I get miracles?
  133. [01:49] TC: they're everywhere brother
  134. [01:49] TC: JUST FUCKING LOOK AROUND
  135. [01:56] SA: Where?! oAo
  136. [01:58] TC: I got to go brother, sorry
  137. [01:58] TC: FUCKING SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT FUCKING TIME
  138. -- terminallyCapricious [TC] gave up trolling serpensArachnus [SA] at 01:58 --
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