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- ArmandasJ: "Screw you guys im going home"
- Creeeeeed: I screwed ur mom.
- ArmandasJ: STFU Creeeeeep
- Creeeeeed: Creeeeeed*
- Meistheman: Wow, so civilised.
- Meistheman: Just like my spelling.
- Creeeeeed: u dyslexic bish
- Creeeeeed: Hey Meis.
- Meistheman: Hey.
- Thesexykid: how do you even know shes dyslexic?
- moorsy: Are you Ursarkar?
- Meistheman: Yes, he is.
- Creeeeeed: M-Maybe.
- ArmandasJ: I didn't misspell you are a creep
- Creeeeeed: W-Why do you a-ask?
- moorsy: Intrigue.
- Thesexykid: just ignore creeeeed he is a troll
- Creeeeeed: How do you know Ursarkar?
- Meistheman: Moorsy is a mod.
- Creeeeeed: Sexykid you dyslexic bish, they are six e's, not five.
- Meistheman: He knows everything.
- Thesexykid: who cares?
- Creeeeeed: I do.
- Creeeeeed: It's my name you bish.
- Thesexykid: good for you
- moorsy: Creed, stop insulting people.
- ArmandasJ: Thats just how he is i guess
- Thesexykid: creeed obviously doesn't know what dyslexic means
- Creeeeeed: Hey moorsy.
- Creeeeeed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution
- Thesexykid: 1 grammar mistake and he thinks you are dyslexic
- moorsy: Adorable.
- Creeeeeed: Sexykid, are you calling me ignorant?
- Thesexykid: no.
- Thesexykid: but you kinda are
- moorsy: Yes.
- Creeeeeed: I am offended.
- Creeeeeed: Reported btw.
- Creeeeeed: Enjoy your bans.
- moorsy: There's a thing you don't know.
- Thesexykid: lol ban me for what?
- Creeeeeed: W-What would that be?
- moorsy: A lot of things, I'd assume.
- moorsy: There are a lot of things I don't know.
- Creeeeeed: At least I know ur mom.
- Thesexykid: lol
- Thesexykid: bad comeback creeeeeed
- moorsy: Strangely enough, so do I.
- ArmandasJ: ...
- Creeeeeed: If you want my comeback, kid, you can wipe it off ur mom's chin.
- Thesexykid: it doesn't even make sense at all
- Thesexykid: why is all your comebacks have to do with "your mom"
- moorsy: Why are you trying to rile people, creed?
- Creeeeeed: Because ur mom told me to do that.
- Creeeeeed: M-Me?
- Creeeeeed: I neverever annoy anybody.
- moorsy: Stutter all you like. It's not cute.
- Creeeeeed: It's a medical case.
- Thesexykid: creeeeeeeeeed how old are you?
- moorsy: No comment.
- Creeeeeed: Old enough for ur mom.
- ArmandasJ: Step forward now and fullfill your de-de
- ArmandasJ: Your de
- Thesexykid: oh right i know you cant count that high
- ArmandasJ: Step forward now and fullfill your de-de-destiny
- Creeeeeed: I'm high, unlike you midget.
- Creeeeeed: Get on my level. Jk you can't.
- moorsy: It's time to d-d-d-duel.
- ArmandasJ: Yea s-sure
- Creeeeeed: Only i-if you say so.
- ArmandasJ: S-s-shure
- ArmandasJ: sure
- ArmandasJ: my language is failing me again
- Meistheman: It's time to duel?
- Meistheman: **** yes
- Meistheman: I active Exodia!
- Meistheman: activate*
- moorsy: Damn.
- moorsy: How unlikely!
- Creeeeeed: I call ur mom from the skies.
- JoeN123: hello
- moorsy: Hey, Joe.
- Meistheman: So unlikely, right?
- JoeN123: hi
- Meistheman: Hello Joe.
- Meistheman: Just like Yugi giving his deck to some stupid bug type deck user
- JoeN123: how do you get kongreate points
- Meistheman: With badges.
- JoeN123: kk
- ArmandasJ: Joe lvl?
- moorsy: Badges, rating games, badge of the day gives double.
- devil123456789: netflic
- MIDGETYMAN: is there a way to build a different path?
- Creeeeeed: Yes of course.
- Meistheman: Hax
- moorsy: No.
- Creeeeeed: Try pouring tea on your GPU.
- Creeeeeed: Works everytime.
- moorsy: GPU?
- Creeeeeed: Graphic processing unit.
- moorsy: Odd.
- Creeeeeed: If you can't find it,
- Creeeeeed: pour the tea everywhere.
- Creeeeeed: Works 99% of the times.
- MIDGETYMAN: Who drinks tea?
- ArmandasJ: Me...
- Thesexykid: i do sometimes
- moorsy: Me.
- Creeeeeed: Pritish people.
- moorsy: People from Great Pritain.
- ArmandasJ: I'm not from britain
- Meistheman: I'm from ESPANA
- moorsy: Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed... What happened to Ursarkar?
- ArmandasJ: My classmate is from there
- Meistheman: Which classmate?
- ArmandasJ: Marta or martha i don't know how to spell her name :3
- Creeeeeed: Oh, yes.
- Creeeeeed: Ursarkar was banned.
- Creeeeeed: Something along the absolutely fake lines of "account only using for harassing".
- moorsy: How do you know them?
- Creeeeeed: He was a great guy though.
- Creeeeeed: Well, me and Ursarkar grew up together.
- moorsy: I'm sure you did.
- moorsy: In much the same way I grew up with moorsy.
- moorsy: Hell, he and I could well be twins.
- Creeeeeed: Same thing with me and Ursarkar.
- Creeeeeed: We even had the same parents.
- moorsy: Well, isn't that interesting?
- moorsy: It also seems like your account is used purely for harassing other people.
- ArmandasJ: moorsy grew up with moorsy
- Creeeeeed: Me and Ursarkar were very close, moorsy. That's why we have similar personalities.
- ArmandasJ: Oh noes...
- ArmandasJ: Did this chat die?
- moorsy: Pretty much.
- Creeeeeed: ur mom died
- Thesexykid: that's mean
- Dylanwatson21099: ohh
- Dylanwatson21099: shit
- Dylanwatson21099: who is the nigga talking too
- Thesexykid: what if you told that to someone and there mom actually did die
- Dylanwatson21099: i would ****ing laugh
- Kong Bot: Set status to active
- Thesexykid: ...... wow ok then
- Dylanwatson21099: naw just joking
- moorsy: Oh.
- Thesexykid: k
- moorsy: Wow.
- Thesexykid: ikr
- Thesexykid: creeeeeeed is a big jerk
- ArmandasJ: Well my mom is alive so yay
- Thesexykid: mine too
- moorsy: Well, Creed's going to be quiet for a bit.
- Thesexykid: creeeed should be banned
- Thesexykid: hate that guy
- Meistheman: Just because you hate him doesn't mean he has to be banned.
- ArmandasJ: He has tons of pictures
- ArmandasJ: and he keeps asking
- moorsy: I should buy some icecream.
- Thesexykid: he should be banned because he is harassing people
- ArmandasJ: True
- ArmandasJ: And morsy get me some too :D
- ArmandasJ: i'll pay you back
- moorsy: Which flavour?
- ArmandasJ: any
- moorsy: Chilli?
- ArmandasJ: no :D
- Thesexykid: i want mint
- Thesexykid: :)
- ArmandasJ: Yes mint will be good
- moorsy: So not any?
- ArmandasJ: yes mint please
- moorsy: Do you mind if it melts before it gets to you?
- Thesexykid: do people still play call of duty black ops 2?
- ArmandasJ: No i have 2 fridges
- Thesexykid: i haven't played it sense last august
- moorsy: Nobody plays anything.
- moorsy: Gaming is a thing of the past.
- Thesexykid: except gta 5
- Thesexykid: and btw you gotta pay for online
- Thesexykid: which is so stupid
- THATITIMMAD: me too
- Thesexykid: so what is it?
- ArmandasJ: what is in now if not gaming?
- moorsy: Books.
- moorsy: They're making a return.
- ArmandasJ: Yes becouse my teacher is torturing us with them :(
- Thesexykid: i was on a tuesday :)
- Thesexykid: born*
- moorsy: Tuesday's child is full of grace.
- Thesexykid: :)
- Thesexykid: do you know sunday literally means sun-day
- ArmandasJ: I'm born at monday :|
- ArmandasJ: I think
- Thesexykid: mondays child is fair of face
- LeafPaw12: um hello?
- Thesexykid: my dad was born on a weekend
- moorsy: Hi there.
- Thesexykid: you are more likely to be born on a weekday then weekend
- ArmandasJ: fair of face?
- moorsy: 5/7 days are weekdays.
- moorsy: Of course you're more likely.
- ArmandasJ: Translate fair of face
- LeafPaw12: guys go to foom one
- ArmandasJ: "mondays child is fair of face"
- LeafPaw12: im in there
- LeafPaw12: PEACE OUT!
- ArmandasJ: translate that please
- moorsy: Fair of face. Nice to look at. Pretty. A sight to behold.
- Thesexykid: transalte tuesday full of grace thing?
- Thesexykid: translate*
- ArmandasJ: ;)
- Thesexykid: please :)
- moorsy: Err... Graceful.
- Thesexykid: ty
- moorsy: How was that sufficient? I just moved some of the words.
- ArmandasJ: Why do i like pain?
- moorsy: It reminds you that you're alive.
- Thesexykid: moorsy are u a boy or a girl?
- moorsy: No.
- Creeeeeed: FINALLY.
- Creeeeeed: Who silenced me?
- Thesexykid: who do you think?
- Creeeeeed: Definitely not you.
- MaginManiac7: What's that? Silence you? OKAY (reply)
- Creeeeeed: Because you're a pleb and you'd never get mod powers.
- Thesexykid: obviously
- ArmandasJ: Well
- To MaginManiac7: But I was just out of a silence
- To MaginManiac7: unfer
- moorsy: I'm, technically, a pleb.
- MaginManiac7: Too bad (reply)
- moorsy: And shall be for just over a year.
- parker2323: hey moorsy
- Thesexykid: did u know it possible to swallow your tounge
- To MaginManiac7: Who muted me though?
- MaginManiac7: Wow moorsy, you ain't old
- Creeeeeed: Magin, you muted me?
- MaginManiac7: U wot
- moorsy: No, but I will get a degree.
- Creeeeeed: Magin, reported.
- Creeeeeed: Enjoy your ban.
- MaginManiac7: Er, ok
- moorsy: Creed. http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct
- Thesexykid: lol creeeeed you should know who someone is before you try to ban them
- parker2323: who is the host
- moorsy: Look at numbers 1 through 3.
- moorsy: Hell, look at them all.
- Creeeeeed: I know who ur mom is, sexykid. That's enough for me.
- Creeeeeed: I've been on that page many times before, moorsy.
- Creeeeeed: I live on that page.
- moorsy: And yet you haven't learnt anything.
- Creeeeeed: It's a medical case.
- moorsy: Mmm... it seems you're exceptional.
- Creeeeeed: That's what the doctors said.
- Creeeeeed: btw the doctor is ur mom.
- moorsy: Creed. Stop.
- Creeeeeed: But I'm not doing anything wrong.
- Creeeeeed: "We’re all gamers here so nobody’s going to ban you for life for something like, “Damn, I suck at this game” or even, “I like boobs.”"
- Creeeeeed: See?
- Thesexykid: whenever i eat junk i feel like crap but when i eat healthy i feel like the strongest person ever
- Creeeeeed: lol pleb
- Creeeeeed: It's 2014, you still eat food?
- Thesexykid: you don't make sense
- ArmandasJ: What do you eat?
- ArmandasJ: BTW POPCORNĄ
- Creeeeeed: P-
- Thesexykid: fruit, water meat
- Creeeeeed: Pussy.
- moorsy: Drumroll.
- Thesexykid: usually vegtables too
- moorsy: Damn. Too late.
- Thesexykid: im on a diet
- Creeeeeed: Indeed, moorsy.
- Creeeeeed: But it's the thought that counts.
- moorsy: Yeah. I thought "If I was Creed, how predictable could I be?"
- Creeeeeed: It's one of my traits.
- ArmandasJ: Who went to the church today?
- moorsy: Replace that with learning from your mistakes.
- Creeeeeed: It's 2014 now, nobody goes to Churches.
- Thesexykid: little true
- Creeeeeed: I'm always true, kid.
- Thesexykid: no your not
- Creeeeeed: no u
- ArmandasJ: The church was full today and my country isn't even 3millions
- Thesexykid: nobody goes to church where i live
- Creeeeeed: Did you think about bombing the church, armandas?
- Thesexykid: only when we have to
- ArmandasJ: No....
- Creeeeeed: You're such a pleb.
- Creeeeeed: Next time, you strap a bomb to yourself.
- ArmandasJ: How about strap a bomb to your mom.
- Creeeeeed: Hey
- Creeeeeed: Don't say shit about my mom.
- Creeeeeed: Asshole.
- moorsy: Or we could all stop. That'd be lovely.
- Thesexykid: you say shet about others people mom
- Thesexykid: peoples*
- Creeeeeed: ur mom is lovely, moorsy
- ArmandasJ: My popcorn is lovely
- Creeeeeed: not as lovely as ur mom tho
- ArmandasJ: Maybe, maybe...
- Creeeeeed: I'm kidding.
- Creeeeeed: Your mom isn't lovely.
- moorsy: Creed, you may have to look up the definition of "harass".
- ArmandasJ: And yours has a snuke up her snizz
- Creeeeeed: "subject to aggressive pressure or intimidation."
- Creeeeeed: I'm not pressuring anyone.
- ArmandasJ: So im nobody now eh?
- Creeeeeed: You were always a nobody.
- ArmandasJ: look at a mirror first
- moorsy: *sigh*
- Creeeeeed: When I look at my mirror, I see myself.
- Creeeeeed: Unlike ur mom, she can't even see 1/17 of her body.
- Creeeeeed: :^D
- You have been silenced for 1 hour. Click here to read about silences.
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