> slap the guard with your penis

You find yourself face to face with two guards. One of them grabs your arm and
 starts pulling you towards him. You yell at him to let you go and punch him
 in the face. The second guard sees what happened and runs after you.

> enter beast mode

You become a savage beast and tear the first guard apart. You rip his head off
 and throw it at the second guard. He catches it and throws it at you. You dodge
 it and kill him too