ORC Limeric

ORIGINAL: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnYFP73MKE

Edit by Stardyver

A/N: ORC seemed to have trouble finishing OD2. That was not cool, and I think I have the right to criticize it...In limeric!

So ORC hasn´t finished OD2,
Apparently the mission maker pressed "undo"

To which the HQ responded oh buggery,
So the HQ quarters go dizzy,
ORCs bosses find themselves in a tizzy,
So they stand up and shout,
ORC SORT THIS ALL OUT,
We´d do it ourselves but we´re busy


So we´re sent to a small jungle town,
Where there´s absolutely nothing going down
There´s no active resistance,
And no one needs assistance,
And everything´s going greyish brown,
It soon becomes clear that the city
Has been invaded by HQ community
Mysterious preachers,
Who act like drooling creatures,
Leading men as if they were Lynchers,
We were actually ment to play OD2,
But thanks to HQ´s low IQ,
We were stuck with the first,
Which as a result had many bubbles burst,
It was a pretty hefty blow, because the other mission was 1 week ago,
And playing it yet again was really shallow

Rifles seemed to have trouble finishing OP2. That was not cool, and I think I have the right to criticize it...In limeric!

So the Rifles hasn´t finished OP2,
Apparently the mission maker pressed "undo"

To which the HQ responded oh buggery,
So the HQ quarters go dizzy,
The Rifles bosses find themselves in a tizzy,
So they stand up and shout,
PEOPLE SORT THIS ALL OUT,
We´d do it ourselves but we´re busy


So we´re sent to a small arab town,
Where there´s absolutely nothing going down
There´s no active resistance,
And no one needs assistance,
And everything´s going fucking brown,
It soon becomes clear that the city
Has been invaded by HQ community
Mysterious preachers,
Who act like drooling creatures,
Leading men as if they were leechers,
We were actually ment to play OP2,
But thanks to HQ´s low IQ,
We were stuck with the first,
Which as a result had many bubbles burst,
It was a pretty hefty blow, because the other mission was 1 week ago,
And playing it yet again was really shallow