Mr. Trump, who seems to always prefer chocolate milk to other beverages, ordered a bucket of chocolate milk with a few Oreos in it. Though the Secret Service agents warned him that it would be dangerous to drink the substance, Mr. Trump still downed several cans in one sitting. After that, Mr. Trump’s Secret Service detail escorted him into the public room and instructed him to wear white cotton gloves.

Somewhere in the end zone, Mr. Trump heard the zip-lock sound of the mechanical gate of the Nurture Stage of the zoo and saw something leaping forward. It was an escaped lemur. The lemur wasn’t too happy about finding itself on someone else’s property. He tried to fight the gate but Mr. Trump got him and rushed him off the premises.