Once Upon a Time in the Midwest

[F4M] Once Upon a Time in the Midwest[shitpost][outdoor sex]

Ope, sorry, didn't see ya there. Just gonna sneak right by ya.

I got our burgers babe, and a nice custard for you. You can fill your pop up over there, I didn't know what you wanted.

That's right "pop," not "soda." You're in the midwest now, you're gonna have to get used to it. Didn't you see the cornfield out back?

Yeah, it's wild that it's right there, but also, corn is literally everywhere. Even out of the fields, it'll just grow in random places. I'm serious.

Ooh, babe, couple other ground rules. You gotta wave to the neighbors as you go by, someone will offer you cinnamon rolls with chili, and if Uncle Rob mentions playing at Michigan in '05, don't ask about it. Just trust me.

You should get Vernors if you can't decide, get the full midwest experience. Who knows, maybe I can rustle up a pack of cards and we can play some euchre. (chuckles)

(pause)To be honest, I don't know how to play either. But it feels like most people are born knowing the rules here. I've tried to learn a few times but--

Oh hi, Cathy! How're you? How long has it been? Oh my god you look so good.

Thanks, this is my boyfriend, we're in town for the state fair.

(Chuckles) We'll be sure not to miss it. It was nice to see you.

Oh my mom's doing good, Cathy. Tryin' to get dad to build her that raised garden bed. I keep telling him his back isn't getting any younger. But how's your mom?

Uh huh? Wow! Ok. Hmmm. Good for her. Tell her I said hi. Yeah, take care now. Buh bye.

(sigh) Sorry babe. That's about how these conversations go though, so I suggest you get used to it. Just for the weekend.

We'd better go before someone else wants to drop by. What do you feel like doing?

Well, there's a couple of options. The fair doesn't open until tomorrow. We could go back to the house and watch true crime documentaries with my mom, we could wander aimlessly through the local 24 hour store, or we could drive around.

Yeah that's really it. Most places close pretty early on weeknights--if you consider 8pm on Saturdays "late." I think you're starting to realize why I left.

Hmmmm...wanna go see a cornfield?

(long pause)[sound of running through grass)

(Laughing) God this is giving me detassling flashbacks. C'mere [kisses long and deep]

Are you impressed yet?

Yeah, there's not a lot of substance, but it's home, ya know? [kisses]

(playful gasp) You're so disgusting, I am not having sex with you in a cornfield. I don't even know who's corn this is.

No, I don't know how knowing would make it better.

[kisses deeply]

I feel what you're doing with your hand. You're not going to change my mind about this.

[Kisses deeply][sound of zipper]

(gasp, moan) Fuck, you're so lucky you're cute.

(Moaning, kissing) Yeah rub my clit like that.