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- What did the light bulb say to the generator?
- I really get a charge out of you.
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- Why are electricians always up to date?
- Because they are current specialists.
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- What do you call a detective electrician?
- Sherlock Ohms.
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- I used to date a female electrician.
- She was shocking in bed.
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- What is an electrician's favorite flavor of ice cream?
- Shock-a-lot.
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- What kind of car does an electrician drive?
- A Volts-wagon.
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- A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here."
- The superconductor left without resistance.
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- My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!
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- What does one electrician say to another when they run into each other out in public?
- A: Watt’s up!!
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- These electrician jokes are lame. Don’t you have some more current ones?
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- Electricians never die.
- They just do it til it Hertz.
