Sperm Whale from atmosphere falling monologue

Aaaaaaah! What’s happening?! Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now. Oh, this is an interesting sensation... what is it? It’s a sort of yawning tingling sensation in my, my, well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach. So... a yawning tingling sensation in my stomach. Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. Hey, what about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? That can be – wind! Is that a good name? Oh, err, It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for, because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wooooow! Woow! Hey, doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Oh. Hey, this is really exciting! So much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation... Or is it the wind? Heeey, There really is a lot of that now, isn't there, and  wow, what's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast?! Very, very fast! So big and flat and wide-sounding word like ow rou round – GROUND! That's it, GROUND! I wonder if it'll be friends with me.
F/X: SOUND OF SPERM WHALE HITTING GROUND AT SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, radio series, sperm whale monologue. Differs somewhat from the script for the radio series in a couple places, like they edited a little of it. This is the edited version as was broadcast.