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[14:40] <InbarFink> HI GUYS
[14:40] <Zarek> Hi Inbar!
[14:40] <@Wackd> HI GUYS
[14:42] <InbarFink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSZ8Uihz0w does anyone else remember that?
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[14:43] <InbarFink> (jesus christ I forgot how silly Galatic Football is)
[14:44] <InbarFink> the narrator talking about the entire planet being covered in ice for 18 years with the same importance as WE DON'T HAVE A DECENT SOCCER TEAM
[14:45] <InbarFink> ....actually since it's a show about soccer maybe it didn't get much airtime in america
[14:45] <@Wackd> Yeah I've never seen this show before but holy shit this is ridiculous.
[14:47] <InbarFink> "okay here's my idea for a show, Star Wars - but with soccer instead of Paladins"
[14:48] <@Wackd> SOCCER WARS
[14:49] <InbarFink> The bud soccer team dresses in all black and has EVIL RED MAGIC FORCE SOCCER SMOKE
[14:49] <InbarFink> *bad
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[14:49] <@Wackd> Hey Mukora!
[14:49] <InbarFink> HI MUKORA
[14:49] <Mukora> Hello
[14:50] <InbarFink> Maybe you remember Galactic Football?
[14:50] <Mukora> I did work today. It was exhausting
[14:50] <InbarFink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSZ8Uihz0w
[14:50] <Mukora> I do not remember this
[14:52] <InbarFink> Awwww man...
[14:53] <InbarFink> The others I could chalk to the general american avoidnece of a sport called football that actually featured both foots and ball-shaped balls
[14:54] <InbarFink> SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK CALL IT FOOTBALL IF YOU THROW AN OVAL SHAPED BALL WITH YOU HANDS THAT STUPID
[14:54] <InbarFink> call it shoulderpad ball or whatever
[14:54] <Mukora> Tackleball has a terrible real name
[14:55] <@Wackd> concussionball
[14:56] <Bocaj> Eggball
[14:56] <Mukora> Handegg
[14:56] <Bocaj> yes
[14:56] <Bocaj> runball?
[14:56] <Mukora> Runball is too general. Most balls involve running
[14:58] <InbarFink> Also, Mukora, you are italian, right? I did not get confused and just emberrassed myself?
[14:59] <Mukora> I'm French-Italian
[15:00] <InbarFink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmBHTqgRK5E can you tell me A. if that's real italian
[15:00] <InbarFink> B. what do they sing?
[15:01] <InbarFink> (It's a cover of an israeli song, and you know translations interest me so I'm curious)
[15:01] <Mukora> I'm pretty sure that's real italian.
[15:02] <InbarFink> I was listening to that on my iPhone and being like "what langugue is that? Maybe my chat friends will know"
[15:03] <InbarFink> And then I looked for it on youtube and saw the picture and "well, that at least solves that"
[15:03] <Mukora> I might be wrong because it's been a while since I actually spoke anything but English so my native language is actually kinda rusty but I thiiiink there are a few minor grammar issues but yeah it's not just gibberish
[15:04] <InbarFink> AND OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THE JOKE
[15:04] <InbarFink> Baruch's Boots in italian BECAUSE ITALY IS SHAPED LIKE A BOOT
[15:06] <Mukora> Oh geeze.
[15:07] <InbarFink> and google translate at least tells me that it's still boots in this version (not tortioses like the offical english version)
[15:08] <InbarFink> (dumb decision BTW a person caring to his boots like they're a person is not as nonsensical as someone caring for their pet tortise like that)
[15:09] <Mukora> Yeah gli stivali is "boots"
[15:10] <Mukora> Why on earth would they change that to tortoise?
[15:10] <InbarFink> I DON'T KNOW
[15:10] <InbarFink> I mean Baruch's Boots is even allterative in english!
[15:11] <InbarFink> if it really didn't go with the rythm of the song just find another article of clothing or at least an aninamite object
[15:12] <InbarFink> how would even do the chorus if it's about pets now??
[15:12] <Mukora> Yeah. I mean... The song is about a guy loving an inanimate object way too much. That's not as funny if it's a pet
[15:13] <InbarFink> Hold on I'll try and find a version of (ugh) Morris and his Tortoise
[15:14] <InbarFink> middle aged american jews don't fail me today
[15:15] <Bocaj> hah it rhymes
[15:17] <InbarFink> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D8Wu-T580Q okay that answers my question, music aside "Morris and his Turtle" has nothing to do with "Baruch's Boots"
[15:18] <InbarFink> *shrug* the 70's I guess
[15:19] <Bocaj> Unrelatedly, here's all the stories I posted this month: http://thebibliomancer.tumblr.com/post/145216159439/return-of-the-i-may-have-written-month
[15:21] <@Wackd> Read them
[15:21] <@Wackd> They're good
[15:21] <InbarFink> 'Cause he found him right on the street
[15:21] <InbarFink> He was crawling on his feet
[15:22] <InbarFink> but when your tortoise starts complaining
[15:22] <InbarFink> And he's making quite a fuss
[15:22] <InbarFink> Try putting him beneath a moving bus