Dijon 1989

07:54	AltF3KDijon	Hello and welcome to the final round of the 1989 Formula 3000 season
07:55	Dom	Stracciatella?
07:55	AltF3KDijon	After six months and 10 rounds of hard-fought racing, the championship has come down to two men
07:55	AltF3KDijon	It's Team France vs Team Italy, with Erik Comas in the Oreca with a five point buffer over Fabrizio Giovanardi and Il Barone Rampante
07:56	AltF3KDijon	Erik will win the title today if he finishes on the podium
07:56	AltF3KDijon	Gio's task is simply to win this race at all costs
07:56		*** Pinkd56 is now known as FABGIO
07:56	AltF3KDijon	We have all sorts of interlopers up front that can change the destiny of these two men however
07:57	AltF3KDijon	Rookie sensation Alex Zanardi is on pole for the second race running up front
07:57	AltF3KDijon	Defending champion Martin Donnelly is right in the mix in third
07:57	Dom	here's a thing
07:57	Dom	if Donnelly is the defending champ
07:57		*** FABGIO is now known as pinkd56
07:57	Dom	why isn't he running #1 :L
07:58	AltF3KDijon	Johnny Herbert and Emanuele Pirro are also between Gio and Comas, as is Bernd Schneider who put in a season-best performance
07:58	pinkd56	oh hell yeah
07:58	pinkd56	Schneider, Mercedes junior
07:58	Dom	shame I basically run Honda
07:58	AltF3KDijon	In fact, Comas only managed eighth in qualifying, and will start behind Jon Beekhuis in the lead Madgewick car
07:58	Dom	in a different era
07:59	AltF3KDijon	And we're away!
07:59	Dom	where is Artzet by the way
07:59	pinkd56	10th
07:59	AltF3KDijon	Donnelly gets a fantastic start and goes into the lead!
07:59	pinkd56	I think
07:59	Dom	just asking
07:59	Dom	alright
07:59	Dom	oh yeah
07:59	AltF3KDijon	Gio bogs down badly and is down into 4th behind Herbert!
08:00	pinkd56
08:00	AltF3KDijon	Comas meanwhile is in 8th behind Scrattenheim
08:00	AltF3KDijon	Zanardi and Donnelly are sideo by sideo down the front straight!
08:01	TCBY	sideo?
08:01	Dom	sidoh
08:01	AltF3KDijon	And into the lead goes the Italian
08:01	AltF3KDijon	Donnelly's going with him though
08:01	AltF3KDijon	And gets a huge tow this time around!
08:01	AltF3KDijon	Donnelly sweeps around the outside into the lead!
08:02	AltF3KDijon	King Hiro pits to repair damage to his car
08:03	AltF3KDijon	And Gio's starting to get very impatient behind Herbert
08:03	AltF3KDijon	As Beekhuis attempts to nab 5th from Pirro
08:04	AltF3KDijon	There's a car slowing...
08:04	AltF3KDijon	IT'S GIOVANARDI!
08:04	AltF3KDijon	THE TRANSMISSION HAS GIVEN UP THE GHOST!
08:04	pinkd56
08:04	Dom
08:04	pinkd56
08:04	Dom	rip Biscione
08:05	AltF3KDijon	Guiseppi Cipriani is Ab. So. Lutely. FURIOUS on the pit wall!
08:05	pinkd56	now, that's the moment he realised he was destined to race Vauxhalls in the future
08:05	Miguel98	looooooool
08:05	AltF3KDijon	He's storming straight down to the Mugen tent at the other end of pit lane
08:05	Dom	Mugen?
08:05	Dom	this is my turn
08:05	Dom	wait, Mugen make gearboxes?
08:06	AltF3KDijon	Erik Comas is your 1989 Formula 3000 champion!
08:06	AltF3KDijon	But there's still 50 laps to go here in Dijon!
08:06	AltF3KDijon	Beekhuis gets a run on Pirro
08:06	AltF3KDijon	And moves up into 4th!
08:06	TCBY	Shouldn't he be storming down to the Hewland/Xtrac tent?
08:06	AltF3KDijon	Leaving the Italian to fend off the closing Comas
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08:06	AltF3KDijon	And yeah, it would be Hewland, actually :L
08:07	AltF3KDijon	Schneider is having a terrible run so far
08:07	TCBY	Perhaps he's so furious he's storming to the wrong tent?
08:07	AltF3KDijon	He dropped down to 11th at the start, and at one point was as low as 13th
08:07	AltF3KDijon	He's now back up into 12th behind Artzet
08:08	Dom	"Cipriani to pay Mugen 5,000 pounds for destroying tent"
08:08	Dom
08:08	AltF3KDijon	As the leaders start lap 6 of 54, someone who is having a quietly good run is Josephine Aarseth
08:09	AltF3KDijon	Having started outside the top 10, she's made her way up into 7th place in the early going
08:09	AltF3KDijon	As we cut to the second Oreca of Allan McNish
08:09	AltF3KDijon	The Scotsman qualified an abysmal 11th yesterday afternoon
08:10	AltF3KDijon	And has somehow managed to sink even lower to 14th behind Damon Hill and ahead of Andrea Montermini
08:10	AltF3KDijon	Who tries a move on the Oreca driver down the front straight
08:10	AltF3KDijon	The fight to the death for P4 is well and truly on
08:11	AltF3KDijon	Beekhuis has taken the best out of this set of tyres, and is now defending heavily from Pirro and Comas
08:11	AltF3KDijon	THREE WIDE DOWN THE FRONT STRAIGHT!
08:11	AltF3KDijon	WHAT A MOVE!
08:11	Dom	sri widoh
08:11	AltF3KDijon	Pirro sweeps around the outside of Beekhuis
08:11	AltF3KDijon	But Comas gets a monster run to go down the inside of both of them!
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08:12	Dom	bad news normal
08:12	AltF3KDijon	That has to be one of the best overtaking moves anyone has ever pulled off from the Frenchman!
08:12	Normal32	?
08:12	Dom	Gio is outta
08:12	Normal32	Aarseth?
08:12	Dom	7th
08:12	Normal32	hmmm
08:12	AltF3KDijon	And now it's Comas' turn to defend
08:12	Normal32	c'mon
08:12	Dom	lap 7
08:12	AltF3KDijon	This trio is putting on a real show
08:12		*** Normal32 is now known as AarsethFTW
08:12	Dom	anyway yeah, COMASCHAMPLOl
08:12	Dom	LOL*
08:13	pi3141	Comas champion
08:13	AltF3KDijon	Pirro has a look at Comas into turn 1
08:13	pi3141	I know, it's a kinda anticlimatic way to win it, but I don't care
08:13	AltF3KDijon	But can't make it stick!
08:13	Dom	and Cipriani stormed the wrong tent
08:13	AarsethFTW	well yeah
08:13	GertrandBachot	What lap we on?
08:13	AarsethFTW	i imagine
08:13	AarsethFTW	L7
08:13	AltF3KDijon	Lap 9
08:13	GertrandBachot	Ok
08:13	Londoner	Will I get another chance to run my Leyton House kekwagons this season?
08:13	AltF3KDijon	The top guys are running 1:09s here in race trim
08:14	GertrandBachot	How many laps left?
08:14	Dom	lndnr pls
08:14	AltF3KDijon	No, but they'll be full-timers next year
08:14	Londoner	I fancy giving Buddy Lazier and Robbie Buhl another shot
08:14	Dom	maybe in the offseason
08:14	Dom	this is the final race of the year you nut
08:14	GertrandBachot	Buddy Lazier?
08:14	pinkd56
08:14	GertrandBachot	Pls
08:14	pi3141	Both championships for Oreca this season
08:14	TCBY	Dom the Mugen tent must be a smouldering ruin by now
08:14	Londoner	gertrand pls, Lazier is 22 in 1989
08:15	AltF3KDijon	We cut to a midfield fight for 16th between Apicella, Amati and Chiesa
08:15	AltF3KDijon	The CoBRa driver was another to have a terribly qualifying session
08:15	GertrandBachot	But wouldn't be in Indy Lights or some shit?
08:15	GertrandBachot	*he
08:15	AltF3KDijon	And is desperately trying to make up for it
08:15	AltF3KDijon	As both he and Amati dispose of Apicella
08:15	Dom	Buhl? pls
08:15	Dom	get Robby Gordon
08:15	AltF3KDijon	And what is Matsushita doing?
08:16	AltF3KDijon	He nearly squeezes Donnelly against the pit wall
08:16		--- Ataxia is away (like my loafers? former gophers)
08:16	AltF3KDijon	And Martin gives him the international "you're number one" gesture for his troubles
08:16	GertrandBachot	I wanna see a canon 90s CART series :
08:16	GertrandBachot
08:16	AltF3KDijon	Irvine meanwhile has caught Aarseth for 7th
08:17	AltF3KDijon	And is crawling all over the back of her Lola around the back of the circunt
08:17	AltF3KDijon	circuit*
08:17	Dom	circunt pls
08:17	AarsethFTW	best mispelling ever
08:17	AltF3KDijon	He makes a move down the front straight and into 7th he goes
08:17	AarsethFTW	dammet
08:17	AltF3KDijon	Oh!
08:17	AltF3KDijon	While we were watching that, Zanardi went back into the lead!
08:18	Dom	oh
08:18	Dom	looks like we know who is the new Oreca driver
08:18	AltF3KDijon	The replay shows he got a run down the front straight and he took the position from Martin
08:18	Dom	"A. Zanardi"
08:18	AltF3KDijon	This kid has been dynamite since he joined the series
08:18	AltF3KDijon	And there's already word that several top teams are interested in his services next year
08:20	AltF3KDijon	Artzet is on a charge now, having made his way up into the top 10
08:20	AltF3KDijon	As Chiesa mows down another midfield pleb for 15th
08:20	Dom	kek
08:20	AltF3KDijon	Mind you, said pleb is Damon Hill
08:20	AltF3KDijon	Who has been doing some fine work for Bromley this year
08:21	AltF3KDijon	Donnelly is not gonna let Zanardi go anytime soon
08:21	AltF3KDijon	He's still with him on lap 15 of 54
08:21	AltF3KDijon	The rest of the top 10 is Herbert, Comas, Beekhuis, Pirro, Irvine, Aarseth, Scrattenheim and Artzet
08:21	RealRacingRoots	brad is soooo goooood in the booth
08:22	AltF3KDijon	Eric van de Poele meanwhile is dropping down the order like a stone
08:22	AltF3KDijon	He's now down in 15th defending heavily from Hill
08:22	TCBY	The real question is: Will Cipriani find the right tent?
08:23	AltF3KDijon	Zanardi and Donnelly are coming up on more traffic in the form of Jean Denis Deletraz
08:23	AltF3KDijon	Who smartly gets out of the way of the two leaders
08:23	Dom	what
08:23	Dom	DELETRAZ
08:23	Dom	moving out of the way
08:23	AltF3KDijon	Next up is Marco Greco
08:23	Dom	what is this shit
08:23	AltF3KDijon	Who gets out of the way of Zanardi
08:23	AltF3KDijon	But violently chops off Donnelly
08:24	AltF3KDijon	Whos handing out "number 1" gestures like free candy
08:24	AltF3KDijon	The 1988 champion is not a happy man
08:24	AltF3KDijon	Michel Ferte is the next victim for these two
08:24	AltF3KDijon	He holds up Zanardi!
08:25	AltF3KDijon	Donnelly closes in but it's at a point at the track he can't do much about it
08:25	AltF3KDijon	DONNELLY!
08:25	AltF3KDijon	A WHEEL HAS MADE A RUN FOR THE BORDER!
08:25	AarsethFTW	OOFT
08:25	AltF3KDijon	AND HE PULLS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!
08:26	AarsethFTW	hehehe
08:26	Dom	loose wheel?
08:26	AltF3KDijon	And he is out of the race!
08:26	AltF3KDijon	Zanardi is now alone up front with a 12 second gap on Herbert
08:26	AarsethFTW	so Aarseth is now 7th
08:26	AarsethFTW	good
08:27	AltF3KDijon	This will move Irvine into the points
08:27	AltF3KDijon	And McNish into the top 10 for the first time this afternoon
08:27	AltF3KDijon	We have a Bromley that's very much on fire
08:27	AltF3KDijon	It's Thomas Danielsson who was running in PNokers
08:28	AltF3KDijon	It's also worthwhile noting that Comas has been slowly closing on Herbert for second
08:28	AltF3KDijon	With the gap now under two seconds
08:29	AltF3KDijon	Oh, the Madgewick crew just sprung up into action
08:29	AltF3KDijon	And they've got a new steering wheel ready!
08:29	AltF3KDijon	It's for Beekhuis!
08:29	AltF3KDijon	He rejoins in 15th
08:30	AltF3KDijon	But it is within the pitstop window for himself and most of the other competitors, so he won't lose too much time from it
08:30	AltF3KDijon	As proved by the like of Pirro, Artzet and Aarseth all coming in
08:31	AltF3KDijon	ZANARDI!
08:31	AltF3KDijon	PROBLEM!
08:31	AltF3KDijon	THE TRANSMISSION HAS LET GO!
08:31	Dom	wow
08:31	AltF3KDijon	COMAS!
08:31	Dom	hewland pls
08:31	AltF3KDijon	HE ROUNDS UP HERBERT!
08:31	AarsethFTW	YUS
08:31	AltF3KDijon	INTO THE LEAD OF THE RACE HE GOES!
08:31	AarsethFTW	hahaha
08:31	pinkd56	Transmission? More like Pantsmission!
08:31	Dom	pink
08:31	Dom	pls
08:33	TCBY	Will Oreca's boss be storming to a tent of some sort too? (I'll stop with the tent thing now )
08:33	AltF3KDijon	Everyone is cycling through pitstops at the moment
08:34	Aislabie	I know we're all having fun here but - Dom Alfa?
08:34	Dom	ugh
08:34	Dom
08:34	AltF3KDijon	We've also lost McNish somewhere along the line
08:34	AarsethFTW	Dom - Alpha v. 0.0.0.012
08:34	AltF3KDijon	As Apicella now grinds to a halt!
08:34	AltF3KDijon	OH!
08:34	AltF3KDijon	BIG CRASH!
08:34	Dom
08:34	AarsethFTW	!
08:34	AltF3KDijon	AMATI!
08:34	AarsethFTW	oh ffs
08:34	TCBY	Amati ded?
08:34	AltF3KDijon	She has fired straight into the dividing wall at pit entry!
08:35	Dom	omg
08:35	AarsethFTW	ouch
08:35	TCBY	That doesn't sound good...
08:35	pinkd56
08:35	AltF3KDijon	The replays show she was caught out trying to enter the pits while also giving way to Beekhuis
08:35	AltF3KDijon	Lost the rear end of the car
08:35	AltF3KDijon	And went into the end of the retaining wall left-side first
08:36	Dom	o fuk
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08:36	Aislabie	Amati
08:36	pinkd56	Is she okay?
08:36	Dom	we should inspect it post-race
08:36	Dom
08:37		--- Pasta is away (Away)
08:37	lance_rambert	...wew CBell
08:38	AltF3KDijon	We shall find out more post-race
08:38		--- Ataxia is back
08:38	AltF3KDijon	But that's either gonna be a tier 4 or tier 5 impact
08:38	Ataxia	FE broadcast is on now
08:38	TCBY	Is that bad?
08:38	AltF3KDijon	Herbert meanwhile is all over Comas for the lead!
08:38	Dom	assume so
08:39	Dom	I wouldn't be surprised if she misses the whole of 1990
08:39	AltF3KDijon	As Chiesa comes out right infront of the leaders
08:39	AltF3KDijon	And the second Madgewick car has electrical problems now!
08:39	Dom	...
08:39	Dom	rip Artzet
08:40	AltF3KDijon	He makes it back to the pits, but he dumps a lot of time in the process
08:40	AltF3KDijon	Comas comes in from the lead
08:40	AltF3KDijon	Herbert made his stop the previous lap
08:40	AltF3KDijon	Who will come out ahead>
08:40	AltF3KDijon	Comas just holds on
08:41	AltF3KDijon	But Herbert is right behind him!
08:41	AltF3KDijon	With the field cleansed, the order is Comas, Herbert, Pirro, Irvine, Beekhuis and Aarseth
08:41	AltF3KDijon	And just as I say that, Herbert goes for the lead
08:41	AltF3KDijon	But can't make it stick into turn 1!
08:42	AltF3KDijon	King Hiro's broken another rear wing
08:42	AltF3KDijon	And brings the Onyx car back into the pits
08:42	TCBY	So considering that they're mostly competitive, how is EJR so low on funds?
08:42	AltF3KDijon	Well really, only Herbert's been competitive
08:42	Dom	good thing Panasonic's paying these rear wings
08:42	Dom
08:42	AltF3KDijon	Bernard and Fami were both total trash
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08:43	WaffleCat	Hello guys
08:43	Dom	why is Bernard so shit btw
08:43	Dom	he was supposed to be good :L
08:44	WaffleCat	Wait what Alt series are you running where DAMS are running 88 cars at once??
08:44	AltF3KDijon	That I cannot explain :L
08:44	Dom	pls
08:44	Dom	'88 cars
08:44	Dom
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08:44	Dom	OH TOMMY
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08:44	Dom	fak
08:44	Dom
08:44	WaffleCat	Ah okay got ya
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08:44	Aislabie	TOMMY!
08:44	Aislabie	DAMMIT
08:44	AltF3KDijon	Comas has a gap and a lapped car between him and Herbert now
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08:44	Aislabie	TOMMY!
08:44		+++ ChanServ has given op to tommykl
08:44	Dom	yo tommy, Aislabie kinda wants to kill Alt-50s
08:44	tommykl	There we go
08:44	WaffleCat	TOMMY
08:44	Aislabie	I have a plan
08:44	Dom	by taping 4 Bentley engines
08:44	tommykl	?
08:44	Dom
08:45	TCBY	a bad plan
08:45	AltF3KDijon	And we're about to get an absolute slobber-knocker for 3rd between Irvine and Pirro
08:45	tommykl	...o god
08:45	Aislabie	A beautiful plan
08:45	Dom	worse
08:45	Dom	4 Bentley /F3* engines
08:45	AltF3KDijon	Of course, assuming King Hiro gets out of the way of his teammate
08:45	Dom	*F3*
08:45	AltF3KDijon	Which is does
08:45	AltF3KDijon	he*
08:45	TCBY	He's going to build a 2.0L X8 engine out of four Bentley 84-1 V2s
08:45	Aislabie	Going to strap them together to make an X-8 engine that will debut at the British Grand Prix
08:45	AltF3KDijon	Fight to the death for P15 between Ferte and Perry McCarthy
08:45	AltF3KDijon	And Ferte gets the job done
08:45	TCBY	And it's partially my fault
08:45	Aislabie	"Partially"
08:46	Dom	perf: 0
08:46	tommykl	...and what makes you think I'll allow that?
08:46	Aislabie	Humour?
08:46	TCBY	I suggested both the engines and the configuration of them
08:46	AltF3KDijon	Behind the top six, we have Scrattenheim in 7th, the two Fortis of Schneider and Montermini in 8th and 9th, and Chiesa up into 10th place
08:46	Dom	eh
08:46	tommykl	I mean, you're free to buy the engines and enter the car
08:46	Aislabie	In fairness, it was my idea to strap them together
08:46	Dom	in a world where Coswojuddhartlambo was a thing
08:46	Dom
08:46	GertrandBachot	Oh also
08:46	Aislabie	And then everyone started offering up configurations
08:46	tommykl	We haven't had a car fail scrutineering in Alt50s before
08:46	RealRacingRoots	Hey! Don't drag Pacchia into this
08:46	WaffleCat	That thing will have negative performance, no doubt
08:46	TCBY	tommykl It could be worse- I intially suggested a radial engine
08:46	GertrandBachot	Bachot finally got a decent engine
08:46	AltF3KDijon	Scrattenheim is catching Aarseth for the final point
08:47	Dom	ffs tommy
08:47	Dom	Bentley even had a V16
08:47	Dom
08:47	Aislabie	It probably won't get used much
08:47	AltF3KDijon	And, curiously enough, Montermini is fancying a crack at his teammate
08:47	Aislabie	It's only going in my second car anyway
08:47	tommykl	Oh, let me be clear here
08:47	tommykl	The problem isn't that the engine concept is too out there
08:47	Dom	oh there was a question
08:47	Dom	what spec is the Ugolini
08:47	Dom	V6, L4 etc
08:47	AltF3KDijon	And now Chiesa's closing on the pair of them
08:47	tommykl	The problem is that it'd be too much of a pain in the arse to implement properly
08:48	Aislabie	Eh... how so?
08:48	TCBY	tommykl Not really- its just two V4s stacked on top of eachother (like a BRM H16, but with angled cylinders)
08:48	AltF3KDijon	Montermini with the run on Schneider
08:48	AltF3KDijon	And the German yields to his teammate
08:48	tommykl	Not IRL, I meant into my performance model
08:49	Aislabie	It's clearly just the performance of just one of those engines, but to the power of four
08:49	Dom	perf file?
08:49	Dom	nah
08:49	TCBY	Can you model a H or W engine in your spreadsheet?
08:49	AltF3KDijon	We have 19 runners remaining on lap 38 of 54
08:49	Dom	the perf of the 84-1 * square root of 4
08:49	Dom	ez
08:49	Dom	so basically 2 times
08:49	tommykl	Honestly, the engine perf has zero to do with number of cylinders or configuration
08:49	tommykl	Or even of cubic displacement
08:49	Aislabie	So it's fine
08:49	tommykl	I get those from real-life values
08:49	AltF3KDijon	Schneider's gotten back past Montermini
08:49	WaffleCat	Ah
08:49	Aislabie	It's basically just a god tier engine made from Bentleys and blu-tac
08:49	Biscione	So what's the sitrep with AltF3KDijon?
08:50	AltF3KDijon	And now Chiesa is looking at making a move
08:50	WaffleCat	So we just need to engineer those 4 taped engines in real life then
08:50	Aislabie	Sorry guys we've derailed this race coverage
08:50	GertrandBachot	Ya Italian boi I forgot the name of ain't champ
08:50	AltF3KDijon	Comas still leads from Herbert, Irvine, Pirro, Beekhuis and Aarseth
08:50	tommykl	I guess what I'm saying is: I can't stop you from buying the engines and entering the car
08:50	Biscione	GertrandBachot elaborate
08:50	Dom	basically
08:50	tommykl	When that bridge comes, I'll cross it the way I see fit
08:50	Dom	Gio ded
08:50	Biscione	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
08:51	Dom	and Cipriani is trying to find the Hewland tent
08:51	Dom	also Zanardi ded
08:51	Dom	Amati hit the pitwall
08:51	Aislabie	Ha, cross it#
08:51	Biscione	Wizzie y u no use first seed
08:51	Aislabie	Witty
08:51	Aislabie	As it's an X-8 engine
08:51	Londoner	that seed didn't germinate
08:51	Londoner	because of the #beastfromtheeast
08:51	Londoner
08:51	Ataxia	oh Da Costa got bumped back
08:51	Dom	tommy
08:51	Dom	just give it maximum rel and 0 perf
08:51	Dom
08:51	WaffleCat	You mean that one WWE Network special???
08:51	Miguel98	GO
08:52	Miguel98	GOD
08:52	Miguel98	FUCKIN'
08:52	Miguel98	DAMN IT
08:52	Miguel98	AAAAAARGH
08:52	tommykl	Hey, the Beast From The East actually got me home *earlier* than expected
08:52	AltF3KDijon	Chiesa has a much better run on Montermini this time around
08:52	AltF3KDijon	And sweeps through into 9th position
08:52	Miguel98	oh lol
08:52	Aislabie	Also, how much will you charge me for bolting them together and turning them into a beastly new design?
08:52	Miguel98	he got dropped from 2nd to 4th :L
08:52	AltF3KDijon	This fight for 8th, 9th and 10th is the best battle on track at the moment
08:52	Aislabie	Guessing there need to be some sort of design and build costs
08:52	tommykl	The disruption meant CrossCountry allowed me to use any train rather than just the one I'd booked, and delays meant I could get the earlier train back from Coventry
08:53	TCBY	Aislabie So you're using bolts now?
08:53	Aislabie	But we already have like 90% of the work done
08:53	Aislabie	Bolt
08:53	Aislabie	Tape
08:53	Aislabie	Blu-tac
08:53	Aislabie	Hopes
08:53	Aislabie	Dreams
08:53	AltF3KDijon	And Chiesa now clears the other Forti for 8th
08:53	Aislabie	Prayers
08:53	Dom	sweat
08:53	Dom	tears
08:53	WaffleCat	blood
08:53	TCBY	Blu-tac hasn't been invented yet
08:53	Dom	and a Did Not Arrive
08:53	Aislabie	Shit
08:53	Dom	o
08:53	Ataxia	Vernon Kay's gridwalks are a lot more polite than Martin Brundle's
08:53	AltF3KDijon	We also have a huge battle between van de Poele and Artzet for 11th
08:53	GertrandBachot	Bachot's fraud skills
08:53	GertrandBachot
08:53	AltF3KDijon	The Frenchman is desperate to impress, and wants past the DAMS driver
08:54	TCBY	Aislabie I suggest this: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWqw_dAUT0at4s96IkVvfH357Oec7A9XdF49CMsY9VwwZq9U1mDA
08:55	AltF3KDijon	Montermini is back past Schneider for 9th
08:55	AltF3KDijon	As van de Poele and Artzer are about to put a lap on the hapless Greco
08:56	AltF3KDijon	Artzet has another look
08:56	Aislabie	Anyone want to be a babe and point me towards a Spike stream?
08:56	AarsethFTW	hmm
08:56	AltF3KDijon	But the Belgian still hangs on to 11th for deer life
08:56	Aislabie	My housemates are bellends and have Celebs Go Dating or some shit on the telly
08:57	AltF3KDijon	Is this the one with Seb Morris?
08:57	TCBY	Aislabie If you're in the UK: https://tvplayer.com/watch/spike
08:57	Aislabie	Love you
08:57	Aislabie	<3
08:58	AltF3KDijon	Oh, this is an interesting development
08:58	AltF3KDijon	Beekhuis is starting to close in on Pirro for 4th
08:58	Aislabie	Tommykl what is the build cost and stuff for our engine?
08:58	TCBY	I warn you, that stream runs about 1 minute behind the actual channel, as I found when watching C4 F1 qualifying on it last year
08:58	AltF3KDijon	But will he have enough time with 8 laps to go?
08:58	AltF3KDijon	As Marco Greco's season comes to fiery end from P16
08:59	WaffleCat	FE time babie
08:59	Londoner	bet Hamilton ends up winning this race as well
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08:59	Aislabie	I take it we're all pulling for Techeetah?
08:59		*** AFDC_fTW is now known as AFDC_FTW
08:59	AFDC_FTW	damn it
08:59	AltF3KDijon	Comas is doing it comfortably up front on lap 48 of 54
09:00	AltF3KDijon	With an almost 10 second lead on Herbert
09:00	tommykl	Aislabie, I'll look into it and find something suitable
09:00	AltF3KDijon	Artzet!
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09:00	Dom	sent Aislabie
09:00	tommykl	You've got time to think about it
09:00	BigBoiBird	I'm a Bird guy
09:00	AltF3KDijon	He finally gets the move done on van de Poele for 11th!
09:00	Londoner	if you have Freeview, it's on 5Spike which is channel 31
09:00	SeedStriker	Alright
09:00	AltF3KDijon	Pirro's about to encounter a lot of traffic in the form of Gachot and McCarthy
09:00		*** SeedStriker is now known as LopezFTW
09:00	TCBY	It's also on (British) Eurosport 2
09:00	LopezFTW	In which lap the Audis die?
09:00	AltF3KDijon	Could this be the opening Beekhuis needs?
09:00	Ataxia	can Sky get rid of everyone and replace them with Vernon pls
09:01	AarsethFTW	how much until this is over?
09:01	AltF3KDijon	2.1 is the gap
09:01	Aislabie	Cheers Dom
09:01	TCBY	Who's the commentator on Spike's coverage?
09:01	AFDC_FTW	is there any other stream
09:01		*** Dom is now known as LottererFTW
09:01	AFDC_FTW	that isn't Spike?
09:01	Aislabie	Nicholls
09:01	AFDC_FTW	this one is really laggy
09:02	TCBY	AFDC_FTW https://tvplayer.com/watch/spike
09:02	AFDC_FTW	that's the laggy one
09:02	AltF3KDijon	Also, amazingly, despite having to pit twice for new rear wings, King Hiro is not last
09:02	AFDC_FTW	Also
09:02	AFDC_FTW	ppop time
09:02	AltF3KDijon	That distinction falls on Deletraz
09:02	Ataxia	Prost gets worse every year
09:03	AarsethFTW	the team or the driver?
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09:03	BigBoiBird	I see your alt series is realistic as ever
09:03	Londoner	yeah, that segment was definitely live, definitely
09:03	TCBY	It's way ahead of my stream
09:03	Ataxia	the fuck do you think Normal
09:03	LottererFTW	all de smoke
09:03	AarsethFTW
09:03	Ataxia	cheers TCBY!
09:03	TCBY	They've only  just finished the grid lineup
09:04	Aislabie	I'm torn
09:04	Aislabie	I love Techeetah
09:04	AltF3KDijon	2 laps to go for Comas
09:04	Aislabie	But every time I see them I also love Mahindra
09:04	AltF3KDijon	This Oreca combination have been the class of the field for most of the year
09:04	TCBY	And we're go! (in FE)
09:05	BigBoiBird	FeRo's just blasted away
09:05	AltF3KDijon	So it would only be fitting for him to take the title by winning here in Dijon
09:05	AarsethFTW	c'mon
09:05	Ataxia	this is the FE race I've seen all year
09:05	Aislabie	Fuck me, look at those crowds
09:05	AarsethFTW	just a little more
09:05	Ataxia	and I need NIO, Andretti and Jaguar to sit in a room and fix their liveries
09:05	AltF3KDijon	Last lap for Comas
09:06	TCBY	NIO and/or Andretti said they'd change theirs, but so far that hasn't happened
09:06	BigBoiBird	Hey, they're all different colours
09:06	AltF3KDijon	He comes across the finish line to WIN IN DIJON!
09:06	TCBY	DIG up to 17th
09:06	BigBoiBird	Nio's light blue, Andretti is teal and Jaguar is turquoise
09:06	BigBoiBird	All different colours.....right?
09:06	AltF3KDijon	Johnny Herbert will finish the season with a 2nd place ahead of Eddie Irvine
09:07	Aislabie	Would be worth Buemi just abandoning the whole lift & coast thing till he gets past Turvey then worry about it when he actually is past
09:07	AltF3KDijon	Emanuele Pirro holds onto 4th ahead of Jon Beekhuis, and Josephine Aarseth will come home in the final points position
09:07	AarsethFTW	finally, some points
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