-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] leans over to kind of. stroke dave's cheek a little, frowning. --
CTT: Egbert. Dave. Don't have half-ghost babies until you're well into your twenties or thirties, seriously.
CTT: Please avoid that.
CTG: im trying to
CTT: I know.
CTT: Just.
CTG: i really dont want to push out another egg any time soon
CTT: Keep condoms on you at all times.
CTG: christ at least all you had to do was pick me up out of a crater
CTT: I'll see if I can't find a way to science up some birth control that'd work on you.
CTT: Hey, I had to pick up a dead horse too.
CTT: That wasn't easy to cart home.
CEB: (( brb ))
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CTT: My shoulder was cramped for like a week.
CTG: ok but did you have to squeeze either of those out of a pelvis not built for it
CTT: Mmmmnno.
CTG: yeah
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] opens his mouth as if to say something about horse cocks then decides otherwise --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] taking a dildo doesnt involve contractions, bro --
CTT: Man, actually.
CTT: That reminds me.
CTG: huh
CTT: I saw the other day that someone in Denmark or something figured out how to wire people to a machine that would simulate contractions.
CTG: uh huh
CTT: No like so husbands could figure out some shit before deciding to have kids.
CTG: ohhh
CTT: Like look you asshole, this is how much pain you are in.
CTG: yeah now imagine how i felt
CTT: ...
CTT: I am very distressed right now.
CTG: i was 13 and i didnt know what was happening since i didnt even know i was bird pregnant
CTG: and it hurt and i was scared
CTT: Yeah.
CTG: im still scared
CTT: Yeah, I can only imagine.
CTT: Kids are scary even when they don't come directly from you.
CTG: it was probably the 3rd worst thing that ever happened to me honestly
CTT: I am not going to ask what tops that list.
CTG: you know what it is anyways
CTT: Having to null your session?
CTG: no
CTG: 1st and 2nd worst things are technically tied
CTG: losing you and losing john and jade
CTT: ...Ah.
CTT: Hey.
CTT: Sit down, I need to tell you something.
CTG: yeah?
CTT: Well.
CTT: When... I died, I had no way of knowing if you would make it out alive, let alone unharmed. Even if it was just for a moment, the though of... The thought of loosing you was hell. Absolute and utter hell.
CTT: A woman at the grocery mart told me once, when you were young, that having a kid was like having your heart outside your body.
CTT: And.
CTT: Even though I don't show it a lot.
CTT: ...
CTT: Yeah.
CTT: Yeah, it's a thing.
CTG: im sorry i didnt do better bro
CTG: and worrying you
CTG: and letting you die
CTT: No, dude, that's not.
CTT: What I was trying to say.
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] sighs --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] rubs his face with the back of his hands, sniffling. --
CTG: i wish you didnt die
CTT: I wish I hadn't either.
CTG: i feel like shit all the time
CTG: i couldve done better
CTT: Bro.
CTT: You were 13.
CTG: you were training me for that shit for 13 years and i let you down bro
CTT: Dude it's impossible to train a baby, and like hell 8 year olds take it well either.
CTT: Don't make this into a guilt competition.
CTT: The point is that. I am so fucking glad I can see you still.
CTT: So.
CTT: Don't do stupid shit.
CTT: Because you need a long and happy life.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] hiccups, nodding slightly --
CTG: im trying
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] slings an arm around him --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] just kinda clings to Bro, arms round his middle, face all yellow from flush and tears. --
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] kinda just pets his hair back and holds the kid --
CTT: Also never, never fucking ever go near dogs.
CTG: christ you think i dont know that
CTG: im not fucking stupid
CTT: Ok good just making sure.
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] shifts a bit, seeming to start settling in --
CTG: mmf
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] seems to have finally stopped blubbering. --
CTG: hey
CTG: bro?
CTT: Mm?
CTG: what if
CTG: i did get
CTG: you know
CTG: from me and john
CTT: It's improbable.
CTT: If you did, I'd really recommend scrammbling that egg.
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] yawns --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] bites his lip and just kinda... pokes at his gut. Anything in there? --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] (spoiler: yes) --
CTT: Don't worry about it.
CTT: As I said, it's highly unlikely.
CTG: yeah
CTG: i guess so
CTT: If you're really concerned, I can pick up a stick for you to pee on.
CTG: would it even work though
CTG: my hormones are probably all sorts of weird
CTT: Maybe.
CTG: like
CTG: by default
CTT: Hmm.
CTG: mmrgh
CTT: Whatever, dude.
CTT: We'll worry about it tomorrow.
CTT: 'M done.
CTG: ok
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] shifts about and gets himself comfortable --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] shit lets be naptime --
-- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] yes --
CTT ceased responding to memo.