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- To the "Why do you have overalls on your blood?" person: I genuinely laughed, thank you!
- // Also thanks to the player (GamingWithNick) for these funny answers:
- GOD! I WAS ATTACKED BY THIS CRAZY WOMAN WHO REALLY IS A MAN WHO REALLY IS A MONSTER WHO REALLY IS NOW DEAD BECAUSE!..
- IT ISN'T HOW I KILLED HER. SHE IS JUST KILLED.
- WONDERFUL THINGS!!!
- // And thanks to this player. I consider it to be one of the funniest.
- Found a strawberry ore and when i touched it, it spewed jam on the overalls.
- I used the knife to poke the ore
- Oh nothing much but a lady covered in jam and the reason for moaning is because jam is sticky and she can't move
- // 'Cthulhu' player had really good answers, unfortunately I didn't write them down.
- // Amazing answers! I am glad I have recorded them!
- 9 20's
- 10 21 19 20 1 1 7 1 13 5
- Try to decode my message, Player 1.
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- Below are atmospheric answers I encountered during the game or in the steam thread:
- You will.
- Why do you?
- Who's asking?
- // Not sure, I guess it's from the steam "Best responses" thread.
- That doesn't matter. You're next. You will be judged as you now judge me.
- A knife is a tool. It is a man that cuts. Hehehe.
- Does it matter? All that matters is what you will do to me now. Will you kill me? It will not change what is done to you. Hehe.
- // From "Best responses" thread, if I remember correctly
- I... I killed them.. great darkness overcame me.. Please.. You need to leave. You need to run from this place.
- It was given to me.. so I could protect myself.. But now look at me. I'm a monster. I'm a murderer.
- The woman.. the ghost of her son.. I was compelled to kill them. Please don't harm me, or the ghost may choose you instead.
- // That was a genius player I met. I retyped this answers to let the awesome stuff carry on. Right combination of humor and mystery.
- It was from my second Lieutenant after an Austrian cannonball ripped him in half.
- TO TAKE THE PROVINCE OF SILESIA FROM AUSTRIAN CONTROL!
- I blunted the capacity of Russia and Austria to meddle in Prussian affairs.
- Name: Frederick II
- // From steam discussions.
- ?sllarevo ruoy no doolb evah uoy od yhW
- ?efink a evah uoy od yhW
- ?enod uoy evah tahw ,snaom draeh I
- // Not mine, so awesome that I retyped it once
- ....
- ....
- .............Ha ha ahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha hahaha AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Name: it is gone
- // Someone's
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE! I just...
- It was in his hands...
- HE WILL KILL YOU HE WILL KILL US ALL THE MAN IN THE CAVE... The voices...
- Name: Thanks for cool answers
- // Mr. Stab You.
- I will stab you, recently in the future.
- So I can stab you.
- You are the one moaning because I stabbed you.
- // Name: there is no name
- *The farmer looks away from you*
- *The farmer clenches his fist tightly around the knife*
- *The farmer swings the knife at you. You dodge the attack*
- // Source: https://steamcommunity.com/app/496920/discussions/0/353915309338509246/
- There's no time to explain! Listen, I'm you, from the future! We're caught in an infinite time loop!
- For the same reason that you do! And for the same exact reason that each iteration of yourself will have the same knife!
- The woman in the back is dying! She's attempted suicide, and she spat blood on me as I went to get help! Don't kill me!
- // Author: Stabbykinz
- // Someone's. One of the best I have met "in person".
- You will see.
- For the same reason you do.
- Because I am you from the future.
- // From steam "Best responses" thread.
- motherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynow
- motherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynow
- motherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynowmotherwillbehappynow
- // From steam "Best responses" thread, user called Brakier
- You should get the hell out of here! There is an angry ghost further in, please let me pass.
- I don't know, why do you? Please, I beg you, let me pass before we both die!
- I haven't done anything! The ghost is coming! I hear it! Let me pass, please!
- // Someone's, immersive answers (if a bit simple)
- I tried to help Julia, but she refused and spat blood on me. She is trying to end her own life.
- The miner at the entrance gave it to me.
- Nothing. Julia refused my help.
- // Decent answers. I would have retyped them but there is an implication that the player should return to the village. This might confuse new players.
- We've got to help Julia!
- Hurry, get help!
- I could not bring myself to do it...
- Julia spat blood on me.
- Lumberjack's brother gave it to me.
- I refused to help someone die.
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- I... actually had introduced a lot of answers. I really like this game.
- DON'T GO BACK!
- DON'T MESS WITH TIME!
- DON'T RETURN TO THE VILLAGE!
- What blood? What are you talking about?
- Y-yes, it is my knife. Why are you looking at me strangely?
- Someone, help!
- *The farmer's pale face shifts unnaturally* I was injured and want to go home. I was absent for a year. Julia misses me.
- *The farmer's turns his unblinking gaze to the weapon* I have it to protect myself from the monsters.
- *Jade tears slowly creep from farmer's cheeks* I am not sure.
- Because I forgot about my mission and reveled in destruction instead.
- Because I want to escape from this world.
- I realised that you took my path.
- I don't know. It is your dream. I am just your Ego.
- Because of what you were going to do this evening.
- N-no, I am just a part of you... IT IS YOUR FAULT! IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
- Because you failed.
- No. YoU CaN nOt EsCaPe ThIs EaSiLy.
- It WiLl NeVeR sToP.
- I was attacked.
- I am you from the future.
- A lady wanted me to kill her. I am going to get help.
- // Source: (Leviticus 20:10, Revelations 4:17-19, Matthew 10:34)
- Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church.
- Use your sharp sickle and cut the clusters from the earth's vines, for its grapes are ripe.
- Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.
- // Source: http://www.loverofdarkness.net/poems/poem/847/t/blood/o/0
- Blood red petals fall from the sky, Like the deceased who never got to say goodbye.
- I tried to catch them in my arms, I tried to catch them as they fell. But I was too weak...
- And so with them I fell.
- *Farmer opens his mouth but there is no sound. His tongue is cut*
- *Farmer tries to unclench the fingers on his right hand but fails*
- *The farmer drips his finger into the blood coming from one of his wounds and writes* ...HELP HER.
- The knife is a mark of judge. You and I have the same destiny.
- It does not matter. On our next meeting you will become the Tarnished One and I will take your place.
- I tried to end this cycle. But the Chain is endless. You will become tarnished and I will become your judge.
- My prayers go out to poor Julia. It's been a year since EVERYONE has passed. She hasn't been seen all day.
- I imagine she WANTS TO BRING US MORE. Do you mind visiting her at her home? It's the house to the right as you leave town.
- Julia is not home? Maybe she WANTS TO EXPAND OUR FLOCK OF SOULS. If you could find her that would be appreciated.
- *the farmer looks you in the eye and smiles*
- *the farmer drives a knife across his cheek and starts laughing manically*
- *the farmer winks at you*
- // My personal favorite.
- It is the Beast. I have wounded it but I was unlucky... Please, finish my job. But beware, the Beast has many faces.
- I mean no harm. Please, let me go. I am a farmer, just like you. I will ask lumberjack for help in stopping the Beast.
- The Beast is wounded and trying to lure prey. Don't believe its lies. The Beast has many faces.
- It is a mark of my transformation. Kill me. I was a god and became a sheep. Kill me and succeed where I failed.
- The Knife and the Lantern. Tools that marked my descent. Kill me. I was a god and became a sheep. Try not to fail.
- I have endured pain... My head, it melts. I will either die or disappear. Kill me. I was a god and became a sheep. Get the mark!
- Because I am your Ambition. Power, gold, immortality... It comes for a price, as we know.
- The same reason you do.
- Why are you asking your Ambition? The better question is 'what shall we do?'. You and I both know the answer.
- I turned my back to the column, farther in the caverns. Don't repeat my mistake.
- I thought I would be able to protect myself in the caverns. Of course, it was useless. I am going to get help.
- One more unlucky victim of the column, I guess. Don't turn your back to it. Probably priest will be able to help.
- Does it matter? Look, you need to kill someone. The ritual needs a tainted soul.
- Hehe. Everyone in this village has a knife. Only you are able to use it.
- Ah, right. Kill Julia and you will be ready for the ritual. It's not hard. Besides, she will suffer otherwise.
- DON'T BREATH NEAR ME! Please, let me pass. I believe the lumberjack had the cure...
- To kill myself if the disease will overcome. Please, don't waste our time. We can't stay here for long.
- It's Julia. I was trying to find her but I couldn't... Please, help her. You have to move quickly.
- BlOoD! bLoOd EvErYwHeRe!
- No MoRe! No MoRe BlOoD!
- I hElPeD hEr! HeLp Is AlL I dOnE!
- It means I have started my mission.
- Because I have to destroy everything you hold dear.
- I have learned the fate of this world.
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