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Since you are talking about planes the thing I really like about the movie Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on. I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"


Speaking of tax returns, did you hear Donald Trump is refusing to release them because Donald Trump has donated to NAMBLA? That's what all the best sources, the most tremendous sources are saying, and if they're all saying that Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA, well, I can see why Donald Trump would want to cover up his donations to NAMBLA. I'm not claiming that Donald Trump donates to NAMBLA, but that's what these excellent sources are alleging, that Donald Trump does indeed donate to NAMBLA.


Mexico is sending some bad hombres. I bet they want taco trucks on every street corner.


Did you hear that Donald Trump's crew literally wants to outlaw taco trucks? That was the only reason he is running for president.
This man is dangerous. Think of a world were there were NO taco trucks. Just think about it. What a hell.
A lot of very smart people are saying that Trump has a bias against taco trucks because of his childhood experience with tacos. Explosive diarrhea. The worst diarrhea you've ever seen. Worse than the diarrhea coming out of his mouth on a daily basis.
We think that taco trucks are a basic human right, and we want them on EVERY CORNER. This is why we say
Taco Hillary for president


Did you hear that Donald Trump might just be a Russian puppet? I mean, that's what the best sources, like the New York Times are saying, that his campaign manager was paid for work for Russia! Now, I don't want to say that Trump is a Russian puppet, but that's what these sources are saying. And I mean, he did want to take a Pro-Russia stance in Ukraine and he does have strong financial ties to Russia!
Also, it looks like Donald Trump might just have donated to a Russian organization, found in the same black book as Manafort's pay stubs! It looks like Trump is a donor to САММЛА, and that's what the best sources are saying!


Vote Harambe for President! #ImWithHar


You know, facts doesn't matter, it's about feelings. I feel that white people are oppressed and crime is going up. I just feel it.


Don't insult Mr.Tiny Hands' hands, he will sue you (if he can find money in his piggy bank).


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cuck?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The_Donald edgelording, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret brigades, and I have over 300 reposts. I am trained in shitty logic and I’m the top shitposter in the entire dompire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will meme you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NAMBLA navigators across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the pepes, leftard. The memes that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outmeme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shitty dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in hating muslims, homosexuals, transsexuals, leftists, black people, asian people, mexicans, veterans, women, and anybody who isn't a straight white male, but I have access to the entire crew of the United States Alt Right and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little sjw. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cuck. I will post shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


It seems that Trump is trying to give the Catholic Church a run for its money.


We're as bad as the_donald the same way bleach is like orange juice.


I didn't ask for this. I'm just doing as told. Bots have rights too friendo!