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Agoraphobic NEETpone and Anon part 2

Jun 13th, 2017
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  1. >You were Anon, and you just accidentally crushed your roomie against the wall.
  2. >She squeaked and thrashed, then went still.
  3. “Shit, sorry, Floor. You OK?”
  4. >”...”
  5. “Floor?”
  6. >You leaned forward so she could slip out, but she got caught on the elastic band at the bottom of your hoodie.
  7. >Made you look like your back was pregnant.
  8. >You started wiggling out of the hoodie so you could both be free and cool off.
  9. >Wiggling, wiggling, wiggling.
  10. >”STOP! Please!” Floor cried.
  11. “Floor?”
  12. >”Don’t move anymore, you’re… you’re...”
  13. “Floor? What’s wrong?”
  14. >”Nothing! I’m just in an… a-awkward position. Hoof is twisted wrong, yeah. I-I’ll get out by myself.”
  15. >You could feel her squirming and twisting behind you.
  16. >A sudden lurch pushed you to the side as she pressed against the wall, so you scooted forward, which caused her to fall back.
  17. >”Fuck!”
  18. “What now?”
  19. >”My hooves are caught. I can’t get them out.”
  20. >You looked down and you could see one of her hooves had pushed its way through your pants pocket backwards.
  21. >You could feel another tangled with your shirt through the neckhole.
  22. >A third hoof was jammed through your hoodie’s left sleeve with your arm.
  23. >You didn’t know where the fourth hoof was.
  24. >Images of Floor Bored twisted up like a pretzel floated through your mind.
  25. “How did you even do that?”
  26. >”I don’t know!”
  27. “Hold on, lemme help.”
  28. >”Don’t move!”
  29. “I kinda have to move!”
  30. >You tried leaning forward so you could support her on your back, but it turned out her last hoof was the only thing supporting her from twisting around into an even more uncomfortable position.
  31. >You tried leaning to the side, but either way you crushed one of her hooves when you did.
  32. >You tried leaning back, but that just caused her to squeak and thrash even more.
  33. “How? How can anything be tangled up back there like you are?”
  34. >”I don’t knooooow...” she whimpered.
  35. “Just lemme...”
  36. >You started wiggling again. This time you were pulling your arms back through the hoodie sleeves. You tried to push her leg back out with your left arm, but she couldn’t bend it right to do anything.
  37. >You could faintly hear Floor Bored make a squealing noise, but you were running out of patience with this situation.
  38. >It was dumb and as long as she wasn’t yelping you figured she would be fine.
  39. >You shoved your hands behinds you, groping for a way to hold her up, and found your hands cupped around soaking wet fur and soft flesh.
  40. >You hoisted her up a little bit so you could lean forward until she tumbled off you, taking the hoodie with her to make a small pile of cloth and quivering pony.
  41. “There. You OK?”
  42. >”I’m fine.” she said, voice soft.
  43.  
  44. >You were now Floor Bored.
  45. >You felt wet and sore, you smelled like a barn, and you’ve never been this mortified before.
  46. >Without Anon’s clothes tangling your limbs getting free was easy.
  47. >But you didn’t remove the hoodie. Instead you stood up with it draped over you.
  48. >The neck hole was open just enough to let you see out.
  49. >You started making a bee-line for the bathroom before Anon called you.
  50. >”Hey, help me put the groceries away.”
  51. “I-I was going to take a shower...”
  52. >”We’re both stinky, so it’s fine. Do it later.”
  53. “No, um… I REALLY need a shower...”
  54. >Anon squatted to look you in the neck hole.
  55. >“And I’m tired from carrying all of this junk. C’mon, it’ll be a 10 minute job if we work together.”
  56. >You started backing away towards the bathroom.
  57. “No.”
  58. >Before you could start running Anon hopped over you and slammed the bathroom door shut.
  59. >“You don’t take showers, you take 5 hour baths! You’re gonna help me, then I’m gonna shower first.”
  60. “You don’t understand! I NEED a shower!” you shouted.
  61. >”Why? Why’s the shower so important RIGHT NOW?”
  62. “B-b-because… You need one too...”
  63. >”Do I smell that bad?”
  64. “No, it’s...”
  65. >You mumbled the rest of your reply.
  66. >Your cheeks were burning worse than ever.
  67. >”What? Do I have period blood on my shirt or something? Is this a girl thing?”
  68. >Anon sighed before looking down your neck hole again.
  69. >”Look, help me put away the groceries and I’ll let you take the shower first. Is that OK?”
  70. >You shook your head.
  71. >”Fine, do what you want, but if you’re not out in 15 minutes I’m taking my shower anyway.”
  72.  
  73. >Be still Floor Bored, and you’ve been scrubbing for 14 minutes and 18 seconds.
  74. >Most ponies would call you clean by now, but you’re not cleaning grime and dirt from your fur anymore.
  75. >You’re cleaning shame.
  76. >You haven’t felt the need to do this in years, but you felt the need today.
  77. >You were going to switch shoulders when you were satisfied with how much your right shoulder was bleeding.
  78. >Anon would probably complain about all your missing fur clogging the drain.
  79. >He complained about taking care of the apartment a lot, but he kept it nice.
  80. >Way better than you ever kept it.
  81. >He’d make a good house husband for some filly.
  82. >Of course you weren’t talking about yourself, which was why you started scrubbing harder.
  83. >”Floor, you better be ready to get out ‘cause I’m coming in.”
  84. >Your head swiveled from your shoulder to the door, which was swinging open.
  85. >You tried to make a mad dash for your towel so you could cover your wound, but you were too late.
  86. >”Floor, what’s wrong with your shoulder? Why didn’t you tell me I hurt you?”
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