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                - >Be a typical dude, walking down the street on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
 - >As you stop to window shop, a brown fluffy walks up to you.
 - >Godammit.
 - >You're not a pet person by any stretch of the imagination. Fluffies, doubly so.
 - >”Mistah, pwease haf nummies?”
 - >His voice sounds gravely, which doesn't surprise you.
 - >A fluffy stray living in an alley isn't going to be the picture of health.
 - >”Fuck off. I'm not giving you food.”
 - >”Pwease, nice mistah! Fwuffy so hungwy, nee' nummies! Pwease gif!”
 - >There's a 7-11 right down the street, but you'll be damned if you're going to waste money on some shit-colored bottom feeder that will probably drown in its own feces later today.
 - >”No. Go away.”
 - >The fluffy just doesn't know when to quit. He puts his front hooves on your leg, presumably to play for sympathy.
 - >Feels heavy. Lying motherfucker ain't starving.
 - >”I said leave me alone, you little turd!”
 - >You kick the fluffy away, and it lets out a cry as it goes flying back.
 - >It lands on the ground on its side with a loud CLANG!
 - >Fucking fluffies, always bugging people for-
 - >Hold up a second.
 - >Clang?
 - >You look back at the fluffy trying to pick itself up.
 - >One of its eyes is shut, the other is wide open and looking straight up, smoke billowing from the eyelids.
 - >Okay, what the fuck is this?
 - >It stands back up and tries to run as more smoke rises up from the fluff.
 - >It goes a few very rigid steps before coming to a sudden halt.
 - >You take a few careful steps towards it.
 - >The fluff where it landed was partially abraded away upon impact, and underneath you can see dull gray skin.
 - >You're no vet, but you're reasonably certain fluffies do not have gray skin.
 - >You also notice a large cut running suspiciously straight along its side.
 - >You reach out and touch the cut.
 - >It's metal.
 - >The skin is made of metal.
 - >”What in the hell?”
 - >You pull the metal away, and beneath is a large cavity filled with gears, switches, tiny consoles, and levers.
 - >Operating the parts are several little cotton fluffies.
 - >This is a robotic fluffy pony being operated by a bunch of cotton fluffies.
 - >”What the fuck?”
 - >The cotton fluffies all freeze and turn around to look at you.
 - >One coughs awkwardly.
 
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