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- >Be a typical dude, walking down the street on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
- >As you stop to window shop, a brown fluffy walks up to you.
- >Godammit.
- >You're not a pet person by any stretch of the imagination. Fluffies, doubly so.
- >”Mistah, pwease haf nummies?”
- >His voice sounds gravely, which doesn't surprise you.
- >A fluffy stray living in an alley isn't going to be the picture of health.
- >”Fuck off. I'm not giving you food.”
- >”Pwease, nice mistah! Fwuffy so hungwy, nee' nummies! Pwease gif!”
- >There's a 7-11 right down the street, but you'll be damned if you're going to waste money on some shit-colored bottom feeder that will probably drown in its own feces later today.
- >”No. Go away.”
- >The fluffy just doesn't know when to quit. He puts his front hooves on your leg, presumably to play for sympathy.
- >Feels heavy. Lying motherfucker ain't starving.
- >”I said leave me alone, you little turd!”
- >You kick the fluffy away, and it lets out a cry as it goes flying back.
- >It lands on the ground on its side with a loud CLANG!
- >Fucking fluffies, always bugging people for-
- >Hold up a second.
- >Clang?
- >You look back at the fluffy trying to pick itself up.
- >One of its eyes is shut, the other is wide open and looking straight up, smoke billowing from the eyelids.
- >Okay, what the fuck is this?
- >It stands back up and tries to run as more smoke rises up from the fluff.
- >It goes a few very rigid steps before coming to a sudden halt.
- >You take a few careful steps towards it.
- >The fluff where it landed was partially abraded away upon impact, and underneath you can see dull gray skin.
- >You're no vet, but you're reasonably certain fluffies do not have gray skin.
- >You also notice a large cut running suspiciously straight along its side.
- >You reach out and touch the cut.
- >It's metal.
- >The skin is made of metal.
- >”What in the hell?”
- >You pull the metal away, and beneath is a large cavity filled with gears, switches, tiny consoles, and levers.
- >Operating the parts are several little cotton fluffies.
- >This is a robotic fluffy pony being operated by a bunch of cotton fluffies.
- >”What the fuck?”
- >The cotton fluffies all freeze and turn around to look at you.
- >One coughs awkwardly.
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