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LordAnubis

Fluffy Powered Fluffy

Nov 11th, 2012
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  1. >Be a typical dude, walking down the street on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
  2. >As you stop to window shop, a brown fluffy walks up to you.
  3. >Godammit.
  4. >You're not a pet person by any stretch of the imagination. Fluffies, doubly so.
  5. >”Mistah, pwease haf nummies?”
  6. >His voice sounds gravely, which doesn't surprise you.
  7. >A fluffy stray living in an alley isn't going to be the picture of health.
  8. >”Fuck off. I'm not giving you food.”
  9. >”Pwease, nice mistah! Fwuffy so hungwy, nee' nummies! Pwease gif!”
  10. >There's a 7-11 right down the street, but you'll be damned if you're going to waste money on some shit-colored bottom feeder that will probably drown in its own feces later today.
  11. >”No. Go away.”
  12. >The fluffy just doesn't know when to quit. He puts his front hooves on your leg, presumably to play for sympathy.
  13. >Feels heavy. Lying motherfucker ain't starving.
  14. >”I said leave me alone, you little turd!”
  15. >You kick the fluffy away, and it lets out a cry as it goes flying back.
  16. >It lands on the ground on its side with a loud CLANG!
  17. >Fucking fluffies, always bugging people for-
  18. >Hold up a second.
  19. >Clang?
  20. >You look back at the fluffy trying to pick itself up.
  21. >One of its eyes is shut, the other is wide open and looking straight up, smoke billowing from the eyelids.
  22. >Okay, what the fuck is this?
  23. >It stands back up and tries to run as more smoke rises up from the fluff.
  24. >It goes a few very rigid steps before coming to a sudden halt.
  25. >You take a few careful steps towards it.
  26. >The fluff where it landed was partially abraded away upon impact, and underneath you can see dull gray skin.
  27. >You're no vet, but you're reasonably certain fluffies do not have gray skin.
  28. >You also notice a large cut running suspiciously straight along its side.
  29. >You reach out and touch the cut.
  30. >It's metal.
  31. >The skin is made of metal.
  32. >”What in the hell?”
  33. >You pull the metal away, and beneath is a large cavity filled with gears, switches, tiny consoles, and levers.
  34. >Operating the parts are several little cotton fluffies.
  35. >This is a robotic fluffy pony being operated by a bunch of cotton fluffies.
  36. >”What the fuck?”
  37. >The cotton fluffies all freeze and turn around to look at you.
  38. >One coughs awkwardly.
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