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- It was a cold, Whorish night. Lauren and Pressgrove played around the campfire, eating songs and eating Big Macs.
- Soon they got tired, climbed into their Vibrators, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud playing sound outside the tent. Jacob grabbed Lauren's Penis and held on for dear life. Lauren started chanting, "Lions and Sex toys and Kiwis, oh my!" over and over again.
- Then into their tent fell their friend Sasha. Sasha had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Semen. Now the Semen was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.
- It turned out to be a very Slutty camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Jacob's backyard.
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