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- >day milk cannon in Equestria
- >you and Milky are walking home
- I gotta admit Milky, I'm glad you convinced me to go to that book convention at Twilight's library
- >"See, what did I tell you?! Those Daring Do novels are awesome!"
- >as you walked though, Milky looked like she was shifting rather uncomfortably
- >glancing down, you notice that her bosoms do look a litter fuller than normal...
- Uh oh....that time again already?
- >Milky blushes, surprised that you caught on, but makes no attempt to deny it.
- >"Uh huh...."
- We're almost home Milky, I'll take care of it the second we get there.
- >Milky smiles up at you
- >"Thanks anon."
- >as you two kept walking you see a familiar pink pone bounding into the distance
- >It's the motherfucking Pinkie Pie
- >she catches sight of you both, and closes the distance
- >"HIYA ANON! HIYA MILKY!!"
- Uh...hey Pinks, what's up?
- >"I was TOTALLY looking for the both of you! I heard you two have gotten together, and I....
- Look Pinkie, I don't wanna cut you off, but Milky and I kinda need to head home.
- >"This'll just take a second though! You see.....I wanted to get you guys a housewarming slash being-togetherness gift!!"
- >Pinkie reaches into some saddlebags she had on her back, and pulled out an entire vase full of roses
- >fucking miracles...
- >Milky looks at the roses, a little surprised, but pleased nonetheless
- >"Why thank you Pinkie! They're beautiful!"
- >Milky takes a deep breath from the roses, inhaling the wonderful aroma
- >however, her eye suddenly starts to twitch, and her nose scrunches
- >"Ahh.......AHHHHH.....AAAAAHHHHHCHOOOO!!!"
- >Milky tumbles on her back from the immense sneeze
- >"Nnnnah....AHHH....ACHOOOOOO!!!"
- >Milky's front hooves shoot to her teats, pressing into them hard
- >Oh shit, she still needs a milking......god fucking dammit Pinkie!
- >Pinkie bounds up to her, giggling like it was her birthday
- >"HeheHAHAHAA!!! The old sneezing powder in the roses trick! You totally fell for it!!!!"
- >Milky looks up at you fearfully, trying to hold it in....before her nose scrunches up again
- >"Ah....AHHHHH....ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- >Milky holds onto her sides as the sneeze rocks her
- >as clear as day, you see a powerful squirt of milk burst from one of her teats
- >it flew, arcing like a javelin toward Pinkie, who was standing only a couple feet away laughing and snorting
- >time seemed to slow down as, while you watched in horror, the laser like squirt of milk flew directly up the pink pone's nose
- >Pinkie's laughing ceases, her eyes bugging out of her head as she inhaled the milky spurt
- >choking and sputtering, she stumbled around, holding her throat, tears rolling down her cheeks as her coughing fit continued
- >reeling backward, her leg gets caught in a pothole, causing her to stumble wildly to the ground
- >her saddle bags fly open
- >to your amazement, out comes spilling a deck of cards, a dozen white doves, some bouncy balls, several balloons, an MG-42 machine gun, an oversized dragon dildo, and what looked like three pounds of fresh spaghetti
- >as Pinkie lies crumpled on the ground, you and Milky stare, gobsmacked
- >Milky speaks first
- >"D...don't you think we should help he...."
- Nah...I think it's probably for the best if we just....leave her....
- >helping Milky up, you continue walking down the road, sidestepping Pinkie
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