the bos baby eps 11eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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-[marker squeaking]
-[yawns]

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[Boss Baby] What I've learned from
the airplane incident: Mega Fat CEO Baby,

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that scooting diaper rash,
will stop at nothing to get me fired.

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How do I protect my job? I need a very
big win. But from where? Concentrate.

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-Hey! Here's just the pick-me-up we need.
-[jazz music playing]

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Hot poppin' jazz to keep me awake.

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-[music gets louder]
-Nice. Ooh!

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I love that jazz sizzlin'
in my little lady veins. Whoo-hoo! Yes!

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It's eight o'clock. Can you turn to
the Goofball Chuck Nighttime Morning Show?

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That's a no, daddy-o.
This jazz is like coffee for my ears.

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-Okay.
-[scatting]

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-"Okay"?
-What? He's my dad. He said no.

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[laughs] "No" is just the first word
in a very interesting conversation.

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You have to think of parents
as adversaries

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to be sliced to bits
at the negotiation table.

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No, you think like that.

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-I think of Mom and Dad as best friends.
-Oh, Templeton.

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[siren blaring]

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[gasps] Did we do crimes?
Are we gonna get arrested?

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No, Tim.
I don't know why he's pulling us over.

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[blaring continues]

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Turn off the jazz.
I don't want him to think we're ruffians.

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What is it, officer?
Driving too carefully? [chuckles]

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My new partner smelled trouble
and she's never wrong.

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Partner! Here, partner!

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-Ahh!
-[meowing]

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-[gasps]
-Ain't she cute as a nickel?

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But she's also tough as nails.
I call her Cat Cop.

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-Cat Cop?
-Cat Cop.

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-Cat Cop?
-Cat Cop? [laughs]

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That is hilarious.

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-[meowing]
-What's that, little partner?

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-[meowing]
-Seems like there's a pretty big problem.

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I'm gonna check it out.
Oh, broken taillight.

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I'm pretty sure it wasn't broken
when we started driving.

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-Hmm. Weird. I'll write you up a warning.
-[meowing]

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What's that, girl?
I should write a full-blown citation?

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-[meows]
-Wait, I'm getting a ticket now

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-because of the cat?
-Do you have a problem

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with my partner's judgment?

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-[yowls]
-[gasps] No, officer, sir.

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Hey! Goo-goo ga-ga there!
Kind of funny, actually.

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Cat Cop's been having me pull over
a heck of a lot of baby families lately.

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I had no idea folks with babies
were such troublemakers.

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Anyway, have a nice night, folks.

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[growls]

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What realm of dark flame
have we come home to?

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[grunting]

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[sighs] Now, you're bringing in
the luggage for them?

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-What? I love helping.
-Then come over here and help me.

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-[Mom snoring]
-What's up?

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I'm trying to reconstruct what happened
while we were in Paris.

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"Cat Cop given real badge.
Brought on as a police mascot,

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this former stray turned local hero
has quickly proven her worth.

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After seeing the little kitten's
savvy nose for crime,

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the chief has promoted Cat Cop from mascot
to an official member of the force."

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She's come a long way since her legendary
act of heroism in Dangerous Well Park.

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"...said Cat Cop's partner, who's human
and not a cat." This is journalism?

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What's this legendary act of heroism
in Dangerous Well Park hoo-ha?

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I don't buy it. Something's rotten.

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Look! "Cat saves man from well.
The man had been in the well for hours.

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The gathering crowd had no clue
how to save him..."

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-Does anybody have a big stick?
-[meowing]

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"...when a little stray kitten
came prancing up to the rescue."

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-[all cheering]
-[Boss Baby] No, this doesn't make sense.

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What kind of grown man gets stuck
in a well?

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[both gasp]

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-It's Bootsy Calico!
-Of course! Oh, Bootsy, you went too far.

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This is perfect! It solves everything.

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-Uh... how?
-Stay with me, Templeton.

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Calico's plots have always been ruthless,

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but up till now, there's been nothing
actually illegal, right?

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Sure?

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-"Oh, I'm Bootsy Calico."
-Nuh-uh.

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-That's Football Mike.
-Just go with it.

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"I opened a cat restaurant
to make people love cats.

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I trained cats to sound like crying babies
so people hate babies.

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No crimes here."

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Hold it right there, Bootsy!

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I shut your cat restaurant down,
I foiled your crybaby cat plot!

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"Oh, no, now, I'm desperate."
Here's Cat Cop.

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-Um...
-I'm aware it's a dinosaur.

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Meow, meow. "I'm gonna stage a fake rescue
to get you on the police force

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and make you do my evil bidding."

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That is a crime! Fraud, corruption.

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You're going to jail. Bootsy goes down!
Boss Baby's a hero!

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Whoo! What do you think about that,
Mega Fat CEO Baby?

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"Unter gunter! I'm going
to get you fired." Mega fat chance.

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Boom! [grunting] Try firing me now!
I'm the king of this company.

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Ahh! I'm king of your face! [cackling]

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Templeton?

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[grunting] You seemed busy,
so I went back to helping.

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No. No, no, no. I can't watch you
throw away your potential like this.

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You're coming with me to Baby Corp.
I'm gonna bust Bootsy, protect my job,

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and give you your first lesson in...

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power negotiating.

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[voice echoing]

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I need Mega Fat CEO Baby to approve
the gold star surveillance package.

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State-of-the-art equipment,
sweet van, the works.

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Isn't Mega Fat's office upstairs?

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Rule one of negotiation:
never meet your adversary on their turf.

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I thought negotiation was marching in
and being all, "Hey, I want this,

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-so give it to me now, dummy!"
-No! Remain cool! Down to earth.

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And never ask for what you want.
Ask for more than what you want.

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-Let them talk you down.
-Oh, so they think they won.

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I call them "smiling salami butts."

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So happy,
no idea they've just been sliced to a nub.

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There's our target, tossing back cookies

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-like he's his own grandma.
-I don't get it.

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Neither do I. Let's get that gold star
package. Mega Fat CEO Baby.

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The picture of good health.

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Oh, Boss Baby, I'm so glad you survived

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that airplane incident in which I had
no part you can prove, but I'm surprised

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you'd show your chubby cheeks
in here again so soon.

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He does have adorable chubby cheeks,
doesn't he?

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Like a dainty chipmunk.

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So nice of you to say.

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Always a kind compliment
coming from your copious mouth.

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Whatever you're buttering me up for,
the answer is no.

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I know how to take down
Bootsy Calico's entire operation.

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Your request was pre-answered,
and the answer was "no."

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Wait, wait. Hold on, Magnus.
My ears are perky.

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All I need from you is... the platinum
supernova surveillance package.

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Ha! Brown surveillance package for you.

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Unacceptable!
Oh, I also need you to make me co-CEO.

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That's too funny to laugh at.
I'm going to go ahead

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-and keep trying to get you fired.
-So, how about we...

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[cracks neck]

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...negotiate?

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[inaudible dialogue]

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[inaudible dialogue]

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Gold star surveillance package. And if
you get Bootsy, I stop trying to fire you.

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You get nothing else. Final.
I win. Shh! No more words.

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If that's all you can give me.

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[snickering] Sucker.
Do you think he heard that?

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Mega Fat CEO Baby
has quietly called you a sucker.

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You are the best, Magnus.

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He's a smiling salami butt!

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Meet your new best friend.
Baby's First Book of Negotiation.

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Learn it, live it.
I've got gold star surveilling to do.

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I deserve this.
I mean, it just feels right.

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[panting] Sorry I'm late.
Ooh, we're hugging cars?

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-[chuckles]
-[car alarm blaring]

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-[car beeps]
-All right, you two, listen up.

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Step one,
catch Cat Cop in the act of dirty deeds.

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Step two, prove that Bootsy
is giving Cat Cop orders.

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Step three, let the benevolent tsunami
of job security wash over me.

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-Where's Tim?
-He's a little busy...

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becoming incredible.

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No way this stuff works.
Mom, will you come here, please?

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What do you need, sweetie?

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Um, well, first, you look great.
Picture of good health.

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Weird compliment to get from my son,
but thank you.

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You know what would really
be great for me? For all of us?

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If I had a huge bowl of ice cream
for lunch. I'm thinking punch bowl?

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Ha! What? No.

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Okay, then. Um, maybe we should...

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[neck cracks]

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...negotiate.

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[inaudible dialogue]

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[inaudible dialogue]

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All right, one cone before lunch,
final offer.

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Throw in a set of sprinkles,
and I think we have a deal.

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[gasps]

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I'm eating ice cream
at 10:30 in the morning?

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This book is amazing.

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[baby cooing]

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-I got eyes on Cat Cop!
-[baby cooing]

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-[meows]
-[gasps]

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[meowing]

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What's that, partner?
Issue a jaywalking ticket?

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-That dirty cat made her jaywalk!
-Jimbo, did you get that? Photo, video?

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I can do that?

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Sorry. I'm used
to the brown surveillance package.

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♪ I'm a little kitty cat
Crossing the street ♪

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[gasps] My evidence!

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[neck cracks]

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[police siren, gunfire on TV]

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We're good parents.

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[grunts]

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Did you see that?
She broke the taillight! Jimbo?

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Got photos.

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We got her!

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We could get Cat Cop off the police force
with this evidence.

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No! I don't just want Cat Cop.

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My deal with Mega Fat was based
on busting Bootsy Calico.

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We have to connect Bootsy to this.

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Team, this is one
of the most important moments--

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-[Mom] Dinnertime! I'll get the baby!
-Bootsy connection. Find it.

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[cooing, sputtering]

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-Negosh?
-Negosh.

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Nice.

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So, I got pulled over twice today,
both times by Cat Cop.

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I feel like she's everywhere.

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Three tickets for me since yesterday.
This is getting expensive.

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-[doorbell rings]
-[meows]

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-Was that a meow?
-I'm unarmed!

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-[gasps] That can't be Cat Cop, can it?
-Not it!

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Kidding. I got you, Janice.
We'll go together.

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Man, this Cat Cop
is really getting to Mom and Dad.

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Don't start feeling sorry for them,
Templeton. You'll lose your edge.

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-Are you putting ice cream on your pizza?
-Anything I want. Negosh life to the max.

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[monitor beeps]

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-We found Bootsy, BB.
-Go time. Where is he?

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-He's walking into your house right now!
-What?

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As I was saying,
once my restaurant closed,

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I decided to get into real estate.

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I just loved finding homes for food
in people's tummies so much,

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I figured, why not find actual homes
for real people?

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[chuckles] How quickly do y'all wanna
move out of this terrible town?

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We've never actually considered moving.

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Oh, no? [scoffs] Seems like
every baby family is moving away,

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selling their houses to cat families.

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It's very trendy.

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We do consider ourselves trendy.

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You most certainly are. Oh, geez Louise,
I may even buy this house myself.

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[chuckles] I bet this nice baby
would love to know my kitty cats

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are frolicking around his old bedroom,
crib filled with kitty litter!

230
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,790
We'd probably take the crib with us.

231
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:35,750
Yes, I'd pay a lot of money
for a pretty little house like this.

232
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:41,880
-I'm sorry, did you say "a lot of money"?
-It's starting to making sense now.

233
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,840
Bootsy's using Cat Cop
to harass baby families.

234
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,720
Why? So he can drive babies out of town!

235
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,180
He's out there trying to get Mom and Dad
to sell him our house!

236
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:55,020
-What? Why would he even want our house?
-Don't you see, Templeton?

237
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,100
He's eliminating the competition.
Clear out all the baby families,

238
00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,940
and this town becomes
nothing but a cat-ruled netherworld!

239
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:05,320
-[ominous music playing]
-Can you open up?

240
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,070
I just need something I left
at my old house.

241
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,330
-[gasps]
-[cats yowling]

242
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,960
[thunder rumbling]

243
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,670
[whimpers]

244
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,710
-[growling]
-[screams]

245
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:22,670
[snarls]

246
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,170
-[screaming]
-[cats snarling]

247
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,260
[panting]

248
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,300
-[gasps]
-[cats meowing]

249
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,850
Football Mike, I'm so sorry I forgot you.

250
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:38,020
Why did you let your parents sell
the house, Tim? Why? Hut, hut, help!

251
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,190
No!

252
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,190
We can't move!

253
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:44,070
It's negosh time, baby.

254
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,070
There's this sprucy new house
five towns from here.

255
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,410
And this one is even better.

256
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,820
-It's farther.
-[door opens]

257
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,410
[neck cracks]

258
00:14:55,990 --> 00:15:01,290
You're making a huge mistake staying here!
Huge! And I don't know how you did it,

259
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:05,050
but here's the $5 I agreed to give you.
Good day!

260
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:12,180
Thanks for buying me some time.
Tonight, we bust Bootsy.

261
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:16,220
You know, a little birdy told me

262
00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,850
the Templetons
are causing all sorts of trouble.

263
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:23,980
Someone from law enforcement
oughta straighten them out,

264
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,980
even if it takes lots and lots and lots
and lots of tickets.

265
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,070
Don't you think?

266
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:38,620
-Jimbo?
-[Jimbo] We got him. Yay!

267
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:42,000
Ugh, no, we didn't!
This just looks like a concerned citizen

268
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,920
-filing a grievance with a local officer.
-Come on, BB!

269
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,970
My job's on the line, Stace.
We pounce too soon, it all falls apart.

270
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:54,430
This isn't enough.
We need solid, hard, concrete evidence.

271
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,760
You two, I want 24/7 surveillance
on Bootsy Calico.

272
00:15:57,850 --> 00:15:59,350
What about Cat Cop?

273
00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:03,230
We won't have to look for Cat Cop.
She'll be coming after my own family.

274
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,770
Oh! Since when is this a red curb?

275
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:21,330
-But that's not our litter.
-[siren blaring]

276
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:26,210
Lucky for you, stealing a lawn gnome
is just a ticketable offense in this town.

277
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,670
What lawn gnome?

278
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,720
-[meows]
-Oh, come on!

279
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,180
I'm having a harder time convincing
Mom and Dad not to sell the house.

280
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:41,310
Cat Cop's really giving them,
pardon my language, big-time heck!

281
00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:44,690
Negotiate strong, Templeton.
I'm fixing this as fast as I can.

282
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,600
[monitor beeps]

283
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:49,440
Boss Baby, my man
with the gold star surveillance van.

284
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,820
That's super expensive equipment,
by the way.

285
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,280
I hope you got results because
I'd hate to tell the board of directors

286
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,780
you're wasting money
and they should let me fire you.

287
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:01,580
But, secretly, I'd love that so much,
I'd kiss it on the mouth. Mwah, mwah!

288
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,460
I love you, firing Boss Baby. Mwah, mwah!

289
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:09,090
Save your kisses, Mega Fat.
I'm seconds away from nabbing Bootsy.

290
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,380
Please tell me we're seconds away
from nabbing Bootsy.

291
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:16,890
Ugh, no proof he's giving Cat Cop orders.
He hasn't left his lair in days.

292
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:21,260
-I need action! I'm so bored!
-Not me.

293
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:25,480
-I saw 102 cars go by.
-Not helpful, Jimbo.

294
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,650
Stace,
let me know the instant he makes a move.

295
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,400
-[Jimbo] 103--
-[clicks]

296
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,730
-[grunts] Templeton!
-Sorry!

297
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,320
[gasps] Wait. You gave me
the break I needed. Look at this.

298
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:41,490
Bootsy's changing the battery
in Cat Cop's li'l helmet.

299
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,750
-So?
-That's how he's giving orders.

300
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,420
The helmet's a remote receiver,
and Bootsy's fingerprints are all over it.

301
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,590
-So if we get Cat Cop's helmet...
-Bootsy's busted, baby!

302
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,420
I need a ride around the neighborhood
to find Cat Cop and steal that helmet.

303
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,970
You think I'm just gonna give
a bike ride away?

304
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,890
Oh, I could not be prouder of you,
monster I created. Let's do this!

305
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:05,100
-[neck cracks]
-[neck cracks]

306
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:14,230
-[gasps] There's Cat Cop!
-[meowing]

307
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:19,910
[mutters] How was I supposed to know you
hated raisins? Oh, man. I sneezed on it.

308
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:22,530
-Do we have a plan?
-We're gonna get that helmet.

309
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:25,450
-[meows]
-I don't wanna get in trouble.

310
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:29,000
And I respect that. I'll come up
with a careful plan. There she is!

311
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,830
-[Boss Baby shouts]
-[yowls]

312
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,130
[cat snarling]

313
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,010
Hurry! Here comes her partner.

314
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:40,010
I still can't get the helmet.
She's too wily. Give me a hand.

315
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:44,220
-[both grunt]
-As they say in Dangerous Well Park,

316
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,270
well, well, well.

317
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,980
The park has three wells.
They're all dangerous.

318
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,110
Listen, officer,
maybe we can work something out.

319
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,310
[neck cracks]

320
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,860
Then he tried to negotiate his way
out of trouble, which really got my goat.

321
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:02,370
I'm gonna have to write you folks
a citation for loose children.

322
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,080
-That's a big fine.
-[meows]

323
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,120
[sighs] Awesome. Thanks.

324
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,870
These tickets are costing us a fortune.

325
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,630
We have no choice
but to sell the house to Bootsy.

326
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,920
Maybe a change will be good for Tim.
He's really been acting out.

327
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,680
Yeah, all that negotiating. I'm starting
to feel like he's taking advantage of us.

328
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:27,020
[gasps] We're moving. Mom and Dad
turned into angry salami butts.

329
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,520
-We didn't even get Cat Cop's helmet.
-[chuckles]

330
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,270
-What are you so happy about?
-[laughs] We did get the helmet!

331
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,980
-I swapped it out for Football Mike's!
-You can't take Football Mike's helmet.

332
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,320
-That's what gives him football powers.
-Templeton,

333
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,610
we've got Bootsy Calico dead to rights.

334
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,990
My job is safe. Mega Fat CEO Baby
won't be able to touch me

335
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:49,290
-when I become the hero of Baby Corp.
-But we still have to move.

336
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:54,170
Who cares? It's a simple real estate deal.
You get a new house. Play it right,

337
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:58,340
and you can turn this into a full bedroom
suite upgrade, with hot tub!

338
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:01,670
Come on, tiger. Get in there
and negosh like I taught you.

339
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,850
You're just trying to teach me how
to be selfish! I don't wanna be like you!

340
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,730
I'm sorry about everything.
I don't want us to move because of me.

341
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,730
[Mom] Oh, Timmy, it's not your fault.
Come here, baby.

342
00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,770
Am I a bad kid?

343
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:21,320
No! You're the best kid I know.
Come here. Big hug!

344
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,820
[Mom] We love you, Tim, so much.
Nothing can ever change that.

345
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,200
[sighs]

346
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,550
[cats snarling]

347
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,640
Bootsy Calico!

348
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,520
I'm here to negotiate.

349
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:58,650
Ooh! Baby in a suit.
So, you've come into my lair to negotiate?

350
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:03,740
I thought you were a smart businessman.
Oh, nice leverage.

351
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,570
Your prints are all over this.

352
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,290
-This is a one-way ticket to prison.
-[gasps] The people pound?

353
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,330
I'm here to do business.

354
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,620
[neck cracks]

355
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:16,210
So, let's do business.

356
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,500
[neck cracks]

357
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,380
So, I'm pretty much
just gonna give this to you.

358
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,590
All I ask is that Cat Cop is off the force
and you pay all of my family's fines.

359
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,140
Wait a second. What's the play here?

360
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,560
I just want my family to be happy again.

361
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,940
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Family's making you soft, baby man.

362
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,030
Mom and Dad's fines went away,
and the newspaper said Cat Cop quit.

363
00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:51,160
You can go bust Bootsy Calico now.
We'll all be fine.

364
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,250
I can't bust Bootsy anymore.
I gave him the helmet.

365
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,710
What? Why? What about your job?

366
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:59,750
You really think Mega Fat
has the brains to get me fired?

367
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:04,630
Just gonna be tougher to beat him now.
Besides, some things are more important,

368
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:08,340
like proving to your brother
you're not as selfish as he thinks.

369
00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:12,510
Oh, make no mistake.
I'm still selfish, but more self... ish?

370
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:16,810
Is that Mr. Pineapple's Café?

371
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:21,360
I put a spy camera
in Cat Cop's helmet! [chuckles] Classic!

372
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,900
-[Timmy] What's on the board?
-[gasps]

373
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,320
[Timmy] "Six well-placed kittens"?

374
00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:35,080
It looks like his master plan.
I think that's his master plan!

375
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,540
Six well-placed kittens.
We got him. Let's get to work.

376
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,590
[theme song playing]

377
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,020
♪ Boss Baby ♪