Cliche Cultural Critique - Full Album Lyrics

Andrew the Coomlanger:
Cum cum cum cum
Ya Ge love bustin nuts
Unhealthy attraction
Asians and goths
Any girl alive he'll jerk it
Cum cum cum cum
I'm cooming
I'm cooming
Fuck oh god
I'm cooming
Ahhhh

Kennedy the Chameleon:
Kennedy the Chameleon loved to live in the jungle
Then Big Woods Inc. came and said
"Hey Kennedy, let's go!"
Kennedy and Friends, Let's Go!™ (x5)
Now they all go around the rainforest
With our friends Oil and Rubber LLC
With plastic trees we have adventures
Every day
Kennedy and Friends, Let's Go!™

Does Missouri Welcome Us?:
Hor nee bom mer, Logged into onlyfans a
Pri son coo mer, but then the warden caught him
Simping, and splurging government funds.
Cooma bomba
He's the cooma bomba
“I thought you hated
Tech no lo gy, but she’s spread wide just like the
St. Lou is Arch, old berry pal what’s gotten
Into you?”
Cooma bomba
He's the cooma bomba
(She told me that she loved me in the DM's, but she called me Ned :/)
the warden told the mainstream news and now all of the
Na ture club’s mad, what happened to their genius
Nine ty five lad, what do we do now that it’s all a lie
Cooma bomba
He's the cooma bomba
(It's not an addiction I swear, I can quite anytime I want)

Young Flexx, Pt. 1:
Eeeyyyyy… it's yaboi young flexx$$$😎😈
The school best be ready once this drops
I know i’m ready...for the coochie storm😎

I’m at Dylan’s house right now recording this
My mom thinks i’m at work, but i got andrew to fill in the shift for me
Heh, he needs that extra dough to pay for his onlyfans subscription
To belle delphine, ketamine

(inhales) i just took a swig of my juul, it’s coochie flavored
Nah, just messin wit you, it’s actually mango, my favorite, they don’t make that one much anymore
I got it from the senior who stays in the dark stairwell between classes
Y’know, the one that always smells like kush with the used condoms over the floor
I don’t think i’ve actually seen him anywhere but the stairwell, hmm
Well he sells ‘em for 20 bucks a pod, bet y’all can’t afford that
Anyway...

When I watch rick and Morty
My intelligence grows far and wide (wubba lubba dub dub)
Although I may work minimum wage
At a local restaurant (I will)
I will rule the world
I will rule the world
Yeah, uh

Smokin up that kush
I pull up to sophomore year (uh)
In my Malibu, not drinkin Malibu
Cause I already got a speeding ticket this month (yuh)
And the cop took my juul
Which wasn’t very fun😔
(2 ½ beats rest)
But now I’m back with a new one (brr)
And I bought 420 dollars worth of
Yeezies and supreme while i was at it
I also got chains (clink)
But they break the school dress code, so dang

I have six unexcused absences and if
I get exactly one more
The school gon call home (brr)
Don’t worry though I won’t repeat
I’ll show up to biology
And sleep (doubled) during the class cuz i
Stayed up too late last night
Buying lootboxes and grindin for skins (where we droppin bois)
But i bought the notes from Kevin
With the money i made sellin
Kush, to the freshmen (woo)
So yeah, y’know
(beat drop)

I will rule the world (I will)
I will rule the world
Yeah you will know the day when I rule the world


Well, i got some bad news
My mom found out that I use
Three juul pods a day (uh)
She wouldn’t have found ‘em too if it
Weren’t for the fact that I had
To go to the doctor after
I got acute bronchitis from
Vaping every day (skrrt)
So now I’m grounded, but hey
At least she didn’t find my weed stash
Kush cash, gon crash wit my hash...pipe
Uh, and...

Sneakin’ out at 3 am and
Gettin’ wit my friends and then we
Speedin’ through the streets while Joji
Playin’ in the backseat of our
Used honda convertible,
Gettin’ drunk to li’l pump a
Paper bag of diesel junk that
Dylan’s brother snuck for five or
Somethin other bucks uncoverin
Fresh four twenty rolls of kush,
But just as we take the joints out
From our secret sock (supreme brand)
Andrew crashes in the stoplight
Right behind us we see cop lights
So we up and flee the scene,
‘Cept for Andrew he’s still stuck there
In the driver’s seat a blank stare
Positive in breathalyzer
Handcuffed by the officer and
Yeeted in the cop’s sedan,
Now he’s got a DUI his
License gone so too his job well
God knows how he’ll pay the bills to
Get those thrills and chills from girls he’ll
Never even get to know

But that’s just life, so...

I will rule the world (I will)
I will rule the world
Yeah you’ll know the day when I rule the world

My mom found out about that night
And now she’s so strict that I might
Just out and bolt to Dylan’s house
But every door and window’s bolted
Tight and she won’t let me leave her
Sight, but that’s not even the worst of it
I haven’t had a vape or smoke in over forty-
Eight hours and it itches so
Bad, I feel I’m gonna
Cry (sob)

Well Kevin thinks that I’m an idiot
But he doesn’t know that I’m
Actually in 3 AP classes
And I did so well that my mom
Bought me this fresh vlone
Sweater that i’m wearing, mm
So don’t you tell me that I’m stupid
Or that juuls and weed ain’t good for
My developing mind
Cause one day, yeah one day…
Uh, you know it…

I will rule the world (I will)
I will rule the world
Yeah you’ll know the day when I rule the world

Anyway, this song is almost over
If any of you girls listening are interested, hit me up y’know
My snap is yungflexxx69420, uh that’s y-u-n-g-f-l-e-triplex-69420
This gon top the soundcloud charts, fam
Every 15 year old in the country’s gonna know the name of yung flexxx
Also, I just got some birthday money from grandma, so if anyone’s selling, I’m willing to buy some of that supreme vape juice, if you know what i mean
That’s right, we’re living big and boujee now
Well...
I’ll think I’ll hit up Mary Jane now, uh, bye

Interlude:
Bruh are you going to the party after the show?
That band's my favorite bruh, based bussy brawn jame
Neopet pussy
Neopetpet late stage neoliberalism
How bout you neoliberalize yourself some bitches?
Bruh, hoes mad. When you bring me out can you introduce me as joker?
Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut you can get some bitches on your dick, esteemed gentleman
Based idea. Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
Poop bwahahaha
Peepeepoopoo urine and feces
Awooga
Tedpilled return to monke
Cum dispensary
(Kang laughs)

Anti-Work Melodrama:
Work
Will set you free
Or at least that's what the fascists have said
For all of history and they still do
Forget that now,
It’s time to work,
Because that’s what they tell us to do

This old world value
Of endless labor
Your family,
And children neglected
When you work so hard
But they’ll starve when you don’t
Mother and father and uncle and aunt all say
“Im sorry”
“Oh honey i’m so sorry
For leaving you alone my baby”
“Im sorry”

18 Years:
...

and the End:
Know/No where to go it's all dead ends