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  1. From MatrixM (#1842676) [reply] [quoted]
  2. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:26PM
  3. Pepper fog: You've inhaled a cloud of spices chosen with your culinary prowess. That'll keep out those icky odors in your adventuring journeys!
  4. Now if only you didn't keep sneezing every twenty seconds...
  5. You gain +3 stench resistance, -20% combat initiative
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  8. New! From McKibben (#3126888) [reply] [quoted]
  9. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:25PM
  10. Saffron Slice, buff, lv5
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  12. "A monster once asked you why saffrons are so expensive anyways? You answered with with a nice clean slice right down the middle with your saffron infused tanto, ignoring the fact you have no idea what the answer to that is."
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  14. deals (10*level) hot damage
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  17. New! From TheSilhouette (#3057921) [reply] [quoted]
  18. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:25PM
  19. Pa"prick"a 5 mp combat with round damage because spice stings ya'll
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  21. Ever tried rubbing some spicy spice on your eyes and noticed how much that stung ?! Well this skill allows you to summon tiny needles made of spicy paprika! Unleash them on your toes to tell them not only how much you hate them but how bland they are...wait what?
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  24. New! From ham6691 (#3007292) [reply] [quoted]
  25. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:25PM
  26. Salacious Saffron Slice
  27. 23 MP, Combat Skill
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  29. Do you like flowers? I like flowers. Come smell the flowers with me Did I mention I like fl- Hey! Where are you going?
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  32. From CheeseyPickle (#3048851) [reply] [quoted]
  33. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:24PM
  34. Saffron Samurai
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  36. Combat Skill:
  37. Spice Slice(15 MP) (Level 10)
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  39. Throw spices on your sword and slice your enemy with it! It'll burn and make your opponent look silly!
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  41. (Deals Hot Damage + Stun for a few turns)
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  44. From gumpy13 (#2036091) [reply] [quoted]
  45. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:23PM
  46. Bay Leaf Bushido
  47. (Passive, Level 15)
  48. You've mastered the ways of bushido: honor, obedience, duty, bitter tasting, grows widely in scrub land woods in Europe and California... wait a minute.
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  50. Doubles the power of all swords
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  54. From JoshuaKing (#2936579) [reply] [quoted]
  55. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:23PM
  56. Spirit of Saffron
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  58. The smell of saffron calms you, allowing you to gain more inner piece and make contact with your elders, who teach you how to hone the saffron to make your enemies attacks *appear* slower, giving you more time to react.
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  60. For each piece of saffron gear you are wearing you have a +5% chance of dodging an opponent's attack or ability.
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  64. From Jeff Jeff (#3016510) [reply] [quoted]
  65. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:23PM
  66. Passive skill
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  68. Wasabi No Kamae
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  70. Through extensive years of spicy eating, you develop an extreme tolerance for the hot stuff as well as know how to serve it too
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  72. So-so heat resistance
  73. +10 heat damage
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  77. From shootgun47 (#2939230) [reply] [quoted]
  78. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:23PM
  79. Curry karate kick, level 5, combat
  80. The foot to the gut is bad enough, but you rub a delicious spice blend into the wound to make the pain last (after initial attack, does passive damage for the rest of the fight).
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  83. From Frosty Fox (#3129140) [reply] [quoted]
  84. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:23PM
  85. Capsaicin Clobber, level 6, combat, 7mp
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  87. This skill allows you to punch your opponent right in the face! Which doesn't seem very effective when there are weapons available. So, uh, I guess you throw some powdered Habanero in their eyes too, causing 3 rounds of temporary blindness!
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  91. From Majicaster2 (#1006009) [reply] [quoted]
  92. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:22PM
  93. Expensive Taste, Level 8, Passive
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  95. You're a one-of-a-kind. Spicy, but not too potent. Exquisite, but humble. Mysterious, but comprehensible. Bask in the glory of everything unique, but not too much as then you would be a commoner like everyone else who indulges in their fantasies. Eat different food daily to gain bonus adventures.
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  99. From The Blazing Llama (#2885095) [reply] [quoted]
  100. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:22PM
  101. Brisket Blazer
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  103. Brisket Blast, Combat, 3MP
  104. Hurl flaming briskets at your opponent at high speeds
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  106. Hot Hands, Buff, 15 adventures, 15 MP
  107. MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE
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  109. add 20 hot damage to all brisket spells
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  114. From The Great Necronoodle (#3022821) [reply] [quoted]
  115. Date: Monday, December 18, 2017, 02:20PM
  116. Advanced Spicejitsu, allows to meatsmith spices and food into armor and weapons, sort of like a combination of the pastamancer/sauceror skills and seal clubber/turtle tamer skills
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