In Which spacetimeCounselor gets Out-Hacked By A Dead Girl

(1:35:45 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what's {Nullsec.}
(1:35:50 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: (( do you mind a kick? ))
(1:36:04 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: Heh. Ask enturbulatedOccupation, why don't you?
(1:36:13 AM) spacetimeCounselor: ((eh))
(1:36:14 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: Perhaps you'll find her out in the Ring.
(1:36:18 AM) SMITH_OF_HEART: (( It's optional. ))
Unknown command.
(1:36:37 AM) ***SMITH_OF_HEART has closed admin panel
(1:36:38 AM) spacetimeCounselor: (( copied the log down, go ahead if you want ))
(1:36:42 AM) You are now known as ventricularPipefitter
(1:37:02 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter has KICKED spacetimeCounselor! (Reason: smart-ass.)
(1:37:09 AM) spacetimeCounselor left the room.
(1:37:10 AM) spacetimeCounselor [[email protected]] entered the room.
(1:37:14 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter has left the memo
(1:37:16 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what the hell
(1:37:22 AM) stanzicApparati: Ahahahaha
(1:37:42 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what the hell, how can you put a paradox in front of a type iii turing loop
(1:37:44 AM) spacetimeCounselor: that doesn't
(1:37:48 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what the HELL
(1:37:58 AM) stanzicApparati: Dude.
(1:37:58 AM) spacetimeCounselor: arnold cmon you'll be ok
(1:38:09 AM) stanzicApparati: Remember the bit where he said 'genius'?
(1:38:11 AM) stanzicApparati: He /meant/ it.
(1:38:26 AM) stanzicApparati: Stop trying to stick your bits where they don't belong.
(1:38:26 AM) spacetimeCounselor: no no no
(1:38:26 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this is
(1:38:28 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this is good
(1:38:30 AM) spacetimeCounselor: actually
(1:38:33 AM) stanzicApparati: Mhm.
(1:38:35 AM) spacetimeCounselor: hm
(1:38:38 AM) spacetimeCounselor: uh
(1:38:47 AM) unpatchedPirate: ugh, you 5hould have been really taken away.
(1:38:58 AM) stanzicApparati: Because finding out that if you stick your bits in the meatgrinder, they get mangled - hey. Learning experience.
(1:39:00 AM) unpatchedPirate: i'm gonna go read my book5 now. >.::[
(1:39:06 AM) ***unpatchedPirate left the memo
(1:39:23 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor voids \\.link; \\.observer; \\.id
(1:39:32 AM) stanzicApparati: Dude.
(1:39:33 AM) spacetimeCounselor: hee hee hee
(1:39:39 AM) stanzicApparati: You can't even upload things right now.
(1:39:44 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm not uploading anything
(1:39:50 AM) stanzicApparati: No, you're just being an idiot.
(1:39:53 AM) stanzicApparati: As usual.
(1:39:55 AM) spacetimeCounselor: don't you worry about nothin'
(1:40:04 AM) stanzicApparati: Y'know what?
(1:40:09 AM) stanzicApparati: Honestly not worried now.
(1:40:31 AM) stanzicApparati: Ain't nothing you can toss at the servers that it won't throw back at you.
(1:40:46 AM) spacetimeCounselor: yeah sure it
(1:41:00 AM) spacetimeCounselor: uh
(1:41:02 AM) spacetimeCounselor: hang on
(1:41:08 AM) stanzicApparati: Ehehehe
(1:41:23 AM) stanzicApparati: I should get some popcorn while I watch this.
(1:43:52 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer melted!
(1:43:55 AM) spacetimeCounselor left the room.
(1:44:03 AM) spacetimeCounselor [[email protected]] entered the room.
(1:44:06 AM) spacetimeCounselor: FUCK
(1:44:10 AM) spacetimeCounselor: WHAT
(1:44:10 AM) stanzicApparati: Bwahahahaha
(1:44:31 AM) spacetimeCounselor: aaaaaa cmon
(1:44:45 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor voids \\.sysMaintain
(1:45:42 AM) The account has disconnected and you are no longer in this chat. You will be automatically rejoined in the chat when the account reconnects.
(1:45:59 AM) The topic for #ultimatereward is: This is the Ultimate Reward. Deal w/ it. | IC for Replay Value - also check the replayvalue memo on pc | OoC on #replayvalue
(1:46:00 AM) mode (+o Zuki) by ChanServ
(1:46:09 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor does not have uploading priveleges!
(1:46:13 AM) spacetimeCounselor: fucking
(1:46:17 AM) stanzicApparati: Ehehehe.
(1:46:26 AM) stanzicApparati: This is /hilarious/.
(1:46:53 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor commits voidstructure [ARNOLD].//
(1:47:02 AM) ventricularPipefitter left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(1:47:37 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor voids \\.metaID; \\.bracket; \\.trawl(content)
(1:47:55 AM) You are now known as ventricularPipefitter
(1:47:56 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor enables .\\id
(1:49:12 AM) spacetimeCounselor: spacetimeCounselor violates voidstructure [BIGBANG].//
(1:49:16 AM) spacetimeCounselor: god damn it
(1:49:19 AM) stanzicApparati: pffff
(1:49:21 AM) stanzicApparati: Dude.
(1:49:25 AM) stanzicApparati: Why are you still trying?
(1:49:33 AM) stanzicApparati: I mean, it's hilarious from /my/ end - but.
(1:49:36 AM) stanzicApparati: Still.
(1:49:37 AM) spacetimeCounselor: how do you even violate [BIGBANG] with an elementary loop
(1:49:46 AM) stanzicApparati: "you suck"
(1:49:48 AM) stanzicApparati: this is how
(1:50:17 AM) spacetimeCounselor: no, the server software reports voidstructure violations
(1:50:21 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this is fucking weird
(1:50:27 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what the hell kind of server software is this
(1:50:34 AM) stanzicApparati: The awesome kind.
(1:50:54 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor enables Standards Check ()
(1:50:59 AM) stanzicApparati: You think you can just toss something out into the Ring and expect it to work normally?
(1:51:03 AM) spacetimeCounselor: holy shit it's part of the filter
(1:51:16 AM) spacetimeCounselor: also that's not how it works so stfu
(1:51:37 AM) stanzicApparati: Dude, that is absolutely how it works.
(1:51:47 AM) stanzicApparati: The server is out /in/ /the/ /Ring/.
(1:51:49 AM) stanzicApparati: Somewhere.
(1:52:05 AM) stanzicApparati: Or maybe it's in a null session, idk.
(1:52:06 AM) spacetimeCounselor: stop being ignorant and let me prod this thing
(1:52:13 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor prods {Nullsec.}
(1:52:20 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer melted!
(1:52:24 AM) spacetimeCounselor left the room.
(1:52:26 AM) spacetimeCounselor [[email protected]] entered the room.
(1:52:28 AM) stanzicApparati: Bwahahaha
(1:52:29 AM) stanzicApparati: Sure.
(1:52:33 AM) stanzicApparati: Go ahead and poke it.
(1:52:39 AM) stanzicApparati: It's /hilarious/.
(1:52:53 AM) spacetimeCounselor: shut up i am getting valuable data here
(1:53:03 AM) stanzicApparati: And I'm getting valuable lols.
(1:54:11 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor commits voidstructure [NONE].//
(1:54:28 AM) spacetimeCounselor: dammit okay why won't it stop sending commands to the public console
(1:54:35 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this isn't even CONNECTED to the security
(1:55:09 AM) spacetimeCounselor: oh hang on a second
(1:55:24 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor voids \\.all()
(1:55:35 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor enables \\.all()
(1:56:23 AM) stanzicApparati: ...
(1:56:29 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor commits voidstructure [CUSTOM].//43ff00.(<3craft)
(1:56:39 AM) spacetimeCounselor: hahahaha okay um
(1:56:40 AM) spacetimeCounselor: wait
(1:56:46 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this doesn't make any sense
(1:57:16 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i mean like, i understand what i'm seeing, but the server is literally reporting that is [does not make any sense]
(1:57:21 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i
(1:57:22 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what
(1:57:44 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this has to be a mask or something
(1:58:01 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what's an enturbulatedOccupation anyway
(1:58:15 AM) stanzicApparati: enturbulatedOccupation was one of the Founders, dude.
(1:58:16 AM) spacetimeCounselor: why does it show up in all the null voidstructures
(1:58:23 AM) spacetimeCounselor: wait that's someone's name?
(1:58:30 AM) stanzicApparati: Was.
(1:58:41 AM) spacetimeCounselor: oh.
(1:58:45 AM) spacetimeCounselor: dang, uh
(1:59:07 AM) spacetimeCounselor: well all of this seems really awkward suddenly
(1:59:16 AM) stanzicApparati: Gee, ya /think/?
(2:00:41 AM) unpatchedPirate left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(2:00:44 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer didn't melt!
(2:00:50 AM) spacetimeCounselor: haha yes wait what
(2:00:55 AM) spacetimeCounselor: why would it /report that/
(2:01:03 AM) stanzicApparati: Possibly because it should've?
(2:01:25 AM) stanzicApparati: That happens sometimes, if it should've exploded or gotten destroyed, but didn't.
(2:04:19 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer melted!
(2:04:25 AM) spacetimeCounselor: what the hell, no it didn't
(2:04:31 AM) stanzicApparati: Are you sure?
(2:04:36 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor connected to memo
(2:04:40 AM) spacetimeCounselor: Apparently not
(2:04:47 AM) stanzicApparati: Hee.
(2:04:49 AM) stanzicApparati: Anyways, dude
(2:04:57 AM) stanzicApparati: quit messing with the dead woman's code
(2:05:21 AM) spacetimeCounselor: oh make it more awkward why don't you
(2:05:26 AM) stanzicApparati: it's tacky as hell, and you're messing with something that's probably the last thing the other Founders have of her.
(2:05:37 AM) spacetimeCounselor: it doesnt matter anyway, there's like a 75% chance i'm just being smokescreened
(2:05:43 AM) stanzicApparati: Hey, if you're still messing with it, it is clearly not awkward /enough/.
(2:05:49 AM) spacetimeCounselor: but unless they're REALLY diabolical some of the strucutral stuff should be the same
(2:05:56 AM) stanzicApparati: Bwahahaha.
(2:06:00 AM) stanzicApparati: So
(2:06:13 AM) stanzicApparati: how many times does your computer have to melt, for you to quit messing with this?
(2:06:21 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i have a lot of computers
(2:06:23 AM) spacetimeCounselor: they are cheap as shit
(2:06:24 AM) stanzicApparati: Ballpark it, if you have to.
(2:06:50 AM) spacetimeCounselor: zero's using loads of grist for his little project but there's plenty of shale left over
(2:07:08 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i've got enough for like i dunno, a couple hundred more machines
(2:07:33 AM) stanzicApparati: So you'll quit after it melts two hundred times?
(2:07:44 AM) stanzicApparati: Yeah, that sounds about stupid-stubborn enough to be you.
(2:07:45 AM) spacetimeCounselor: well no i'll just go find more quartz grist
(2:08:05 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm not kidding about them being cheap as shit
(2:08:11 AM) spacetimeCounselor: grist costs appear to vary by recipe
(2:08:45 AM) spacetimeCounselor: once you have the code you can mix and match really cheapo household shit that && or || to the same result
(2:09:32 AM) spacetimeCounselor: anyway it's clear that whoever this person was took pride in their work
(2:09:38 AM) spacetimeCounselor: it'd practically be an insult to just give up now
(2:11:09 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer turned feral!
(2:11:27 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer was bisected!
(2:11:32 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor connected to memo
(2:11:33 AM) stanzicApparati: wait /what/
(2:11:34 AM) spacetimeCounselor: okay this is getting old
(2:11:43 AM) stanzicApparati: Did your computer just try to /eat/ you?
(2:12:13 AM) spacetimeCounselor: long story short
(2:12:14 AM) spacetimeCounselor: yes
(2:12:19 AM) spacetimeCounselor: she is /good/
(2:12:23 AM) stanzicApparati: Bwahahahaha
(2:12:31 AM) stanzicApparati: oh god, I wish I could've met her
(2:12:40 AM) spacetimeCounselor: me too
(2:12:44 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this is like
(2:13:03 AM) spacetimeCounselor: this is gonna be some kind of rivalry
(2:13:11 AM) spacetimeCounselor: and of course she's DEAD which makes it sting all the more
(2:13:32 AM) stanzicApparati: Welcome to being spadebroken, dude.
(2:13:41 AM) spacetimeCounselor: let's dance, whoever-you-were
(2:14:01 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor enables voidstructure multiplicity
(2:14:16 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor voids voidstructure [BIGBANG].//
(2:14:27 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer.
(2:14:31 AM) spacetimeCounselor: NOPE
(2:14:33 AM) spacetimeCounselor: HAHAHAHA
(2:15:30 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer's spacetimeCounselor computered!
(2:15:32 AM) spacetimeCounselor: ...
(2:15:35 AM) spacetimeCounselor: now she's just being silly
(2:15:36 AM) stanzicApparati: ahahaha
(2:15:39 AM) spacetimeCounselor: when do these dumb traps end
(2:15:44 AM) spacetimeCounselor: let me into the voidcore dammit
(2:16:16 AM) stanzicApparati: No voidcore for you!
(2:16:22 AM) stanzicApparati: Also no ice cream.
(2:16:26 AM) stanzicApparati: Or apparently computers.
(2:18:04 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's voiding privileges have been disabled!
(2:18:12 AM) spacetimeCounselor: welp
(2:18:19 AM) spacetimeCounselor: at least the top level messages should be dead
(2:18:25 AM) spacetimeCounselor: okay i'm done with this
(2:18:35 AM) spacetimeCounselor: there's only so much i can do via the irc feed
(2:19:10 AM) spacetimeCounselor: prepare to undergo 1337 H4XX0RING, eo
(2:19:15 AM) spacetimeCounselor: i'm outta here
(2:19:31 AM) spacetimeCounselor: uh
(2:19:32 AM) spacetimeCounselor: whoop
(2:19:33 AM) spacetimeCounselor: s
(2:19:36 AM) stanzicApparati: You're totally gonna get owned by a dead woman.
(2:19:42 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor 's computer!
(2:19:51 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor exploded!
(2:20:01 AM) ***spacetimeCounselor connected to memo
(2:20:06 AM) spacetimeCounselor: fyi that didn't actually happen
(2:20:12 AM) spacetimeCounselor left the room.