Tony You Drunk Bitch

Tsaaq: ((Whhhhy))
Alexithymiaa: -Brad pulled his fucking 98 toyota camry up to the bar with Dani in the passenger seat cause I imagine that was a thing I guess. "This is it. The place everyone hangs out." Putting the car into park, he climbed out, his eyes tipping up to stare at the sign on top of the building. "Wow, I haven't been here in a while."-
Musik: -Dani looked at the building through the windshield, blinking a few times at the ruggid building.- "This is where everyone hangs out? Why..." -She said as she climbed out, pulling her jacket closed moving around the car to stand next to Brad shrugging slgihtly.- "It's cute I guess." -She made her way up to the building, pulling the door open to step inside, pulling her ID out to flash it to the bouncer before shoving it back down into her tight ass jeans.-
Tsaaq: ((>.> <.< Would Tony and Hayley be here already or would Hayley be driving him so he could get drunk even though horrible driver?))
Musik: (OH SHIT FIRE FUCK HOLD ON.)
Tsaaq: ((FIRE? OMG))
Alexithymiaa: (Uh oh)
Musik: (No not a fire. it's a saying.
Tsaaq: ((Lmao I must be old.))
Musik: (Tony's already here, but Hayley probably drove because he's trashed. He probably came trashed.)
Tsaaq: ((Lord this mofo.))
Musik: -Tony sat at the bar with a half empty beer in his hand, his other hand waving around crazily trying to get the bartenders attention.- "IIIIIIII neeeeeeed SHOOOOOTTTTTTTTS." -His words slurred terribly as his hand got tired and slammed against the bar, trying to focus on the bartender.- "Of everything. Shots...of everything."
Alexithymiaa: (Tony no)
Alexithymiaa: -Brad smirked, stepping behind Dani to follow her into the bar, flashing his fake ID at the bouncer because he wasn't 21 yet. He nudged her with his elbow and moved quickly through the crowds of people because thirsty thursday, making his way up to the bar and calling over his shoulder. "What do you want?"-
Tsaaq: Hayley came into Beer Goggles, don't ask questions about how she got there we'll figure that out later. She walked towards the bar, shaking her head because she heard Tony's loud voice instantly. Hayley went to stand beside him and put her hand on his shoulder. "My god." Hayley muttered at the sight of him. "Oh, you're actually really fuckin' drunk..." She sighed quietly.
Musik: -She moved behind him up to the bar, standing next to him, probably way too much into his bubble.- "Uhhhh.. Vodka Cranberry." -She said with a smile as she leaned up against the bar.- // -He jumped when she touched his shoulder, spinning around way too quickly for his drunk ass. He blinked a few times befor seeing Hayley's face, smiling wide and throwing his arm around her shoulders to pull her into him for a sloppy hug.- "Hay!" -He slurred.- "Want a drink? they're on the house, right Lisha?" -He asked the bartender who glared at him because that wasn't true and that wasn't her name.-
Alexithymiaa: -Brad rolled his eyes with a small laugh, leaning over to try to flag the bartender down. "So weak. Hey, can I get a beer and a vodka cranberry?" He returned his attention to Dani before nodding in the direction of the stage. "A lot of the time there's live music here. There always is whenever I've come here."-
Tsaaq: She sighed again. "No, that's okay." She patted his shoulder then pulled away from the hug. "Ugh, at least you smell like my mom..." Hayley grumbled, trying to lighten the situation. She looked to the bartender with a shrug. "Sorry?" Hayley said awkwardly before turning to him. "You're shit faced." She pouted at him.
Musik: "I am not weak!" -She protested, bumping her hip into his before taking the drink that the bartender sat down. She turned around to look at the stage, sipping on her drink through the tiny ass straw they put in those things. She raised her brows slightly before looking to Brad.- "Why don't you get up there and sing?" // -Tony shook his head, waving his finger at her.- "I am not shit faced..yet. I'm like...fart faced.." -He said with a straight face before letting out the loudest most obnoxious laugh ever, chugging down the rest of his beer before waving it in the air.- "Lisha! I need anotherrrrrrr!"
Alexithymiaa: -Brad started to laugh, taking his beer and shaking his head. "Eventually. Not now. I don't have anything with me, and I'm not exactly prepared for that. I promise it'll happen one day though."-
Tsaaq: Hayley blinked at him slowly. "Gross." She scoffed under her breath before leaning on the bar. "Fine, be drunk and shit. I'll just stick around to drive you home or something. At least I'll know you're okay." Hayley said with a shake of her head.
Musik: "I will hold you to that." -She said lifting her hand to bop his nose, turning to look around at everyone in the bar.- "You know from the outside you never really picture this place being this full.." // Tony waved his hand around at Hayley because I guess waving and fucking with his hands is what he does when he's drunk.- "I'm fiiiiiiine. I can drive home." -He slurred smiling innocently at not Lisha as she handed him his beer and his two shots.- "Thank youuuuu!" -He chugged back the shots before chasing it with his beer.-
Alexithymiaa: -He tried to swat her hand away from his face, lifting his bottle up to take a sip of his beer. "Yeah well... it's pretty much all younger patrons and college kids. Steph said for a while they weren't carding here, so you can imagine how popular it must've been."-
Tsaaq: She shook her head. "No you aren't good to drive you ass." Hayley said with her eyebrows furrowed. She crossed her arms over her chest. "That must've been a joke..." She trailed off as she watched him down all the alcohols. Hayley sputtered her lips loudly and kept pouting cause she was still a brat.
Musik: "I mean fake's are pretty easy to come by these days. Half the kids in here are probably under age." -She cleared her throat a little because bitch was still one of the underaged bitches. She pushed her hair off her shoulders, setting her drink down to shrug her jacket off.- // "Noooo it wasn't a joke. I'm goooooood." -He slurred, leaning over to lean his arm against her shoulder, almost falling off the stool.-
Alexithymiaa: "Oh yeah, definitely." He laughed a little nervously because his ID was a fake too, taking a long ass drink of his beer. "You know, I was thinking how hot you looked, and you just confirmed it by taking off your jacket. Guess I'm just always right about these things." He started to crack up, unable to keep a straight face. "I'm sorry, that was terrible. I can't guarantee the next one won't be worse, but I'm at least sorry for that one."-
Tsaaq: Hayley practically toppled over before she pushed fucking Tony upward so he could sit up straight on the stool once again. "You're not good asshole! You were good fifty beers ago!"
Musik: "Well duh I look hot. But yes, that was terrible. But I think the terrible pick up line things are your thing. Because they work for you." -She smirked and grabbed her drink, moving away from him at the bar to move over to the crowd, her hips swaying to the music as she started dancing along with the crowd, which they're totally doing.- // -"I haven't had fifty beers!" -He said as he sat up again, running his hands over his face roughly.- "I've had......twenty? and a few shots. It's okay!" -He shouted and chugged back his beer.-
Alexithymiaa: -He laughed with a shrug, taking his beer with him to follow her. "A lot of things work for me. Although I should probably be taking notes from you." Stepping behind her, he took another sip of his beer and dropped his free hand to her hip, kind of just moving his feet to the music because he was really white, but at least he tried.-
Tsaaq: Hayley groaned again. "You know what, it doesn't matter how much you drink cause I'm driving us home anyways soooo." She shrugged. "Just shut up, you don't have a decision in the matter cause you're wasted. I could flash you right now and you'd think I was the chick with three boobs from total recall, probably." Hayley rambled.
Musik: -She pressed DAT ASS against him as she danced, pushing her hair up out of her face.- "Well you should start writing, lovey." // "That's....noooooot true. I'd just want to fu- hug. I'd want to hug you." -He said, correxting himself because even though he's plastered he still knows not to say that right now.-
Alexithymiaa: (Bliss has poisoned us all.)
Tsaaq: ((<3))
Alexithymiaa: -He just kind of swayed and let her grind on him because why the fuck not, finishing off his beer and ending up just holding onto the empty bottle. "What do you think I'm doing right now?"-
Tsaaq: Her face dropped at his slip up. "Oh god." Hayley covered her face with her hands. "I shouldn't have even said anything." She said as she took her hands away to fan over her face so she wouldn't get hysterical or anything.
Musik: -She laughed and turned around to face him, slipping her free hand to his back to hold his body against hers as she danced like a skank.- "Well you probably staring at my ass." -she said with a smirk.- // -Tony ffrowned watching her.- "I'm...I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. Here take a drink." -He said holding his beer out to her face.-
Alexithymiaa: "That wasnt what i meant, but I'm definitely not going to deny that while we're on the subject. I'm not a liar." He smiled and tightened his grip on her hip. "You know this would be a lot more fun back at my dorm...."-
Tsaaq: Hayley shook her head as she pushed the beer away. "No stop, I don't want a drink. It's fine. I got what you meant." She said as she lowered her head. "It just makes me sad..." Hayley muttered as she went to look away.
Musik: -She leaned up to his face, inches away from his lips as she whispered, loud enough for him to hear over the music.- "I agree with that, and I don't know why we're still standing here." -She said with a smirk before playfully biting his lower lip. She pulled away, letting go of his lip before chugging back her drink.- // "I know and I'm sorry I'm stupid." -He slurred and brought his beer up to his lips to finish it off, setting it on the bar.-
Alexithymiaa: -He raised his brows, his eyes looking down into her face before his lips curled into a smirk. Grabbing her by the wrist, he turned to set his beer bottle down on the first ledge he could find, beginning to pull her through the crowd toward the door. "Say no more."-
Tsaaq: "No, it's not that." She sniffled, wiping her eyelids face before tears could leave her eyes. Hayley forced a laugh before crossing her arms over her chest. "After all this bullshit that's happened I almost forgot that I'm hot as fuck." She said with a smile creeping on her lips.
Musik: -She giggled softly and grabbed her coat as she set her empty glass down, not bothering to put it on as she quickly walked behind him to the door. Once they got outside she quickly pulled her jacket on and made her way over to his car to get into it.- // -Tony furrowed his brows and turned to look at her.- "How could you forget that? I mean have you seen yourself?" -He asked in a slur, moving his hand to motion to her body.-
Alexithymiaa: -He stepped outside into the cold with her, unlocking the doors to his shitty car and dropping down into the driver's seat to start the engine. "It's a good thing I met you. I'd be pretty bored otherwise." With a smile, he put the car into drive, pulling off out of the to head back to Talon.-
Tsaaq: She shrugged and kept wiping her face. "I don't know, I guess most of the time since shit has happened I just feel gross." Hayley answered with a small pout.
Musik: "You're not gross. You're hot. Stop it." -He said reaching his hand to pat her arm, spinning his empty beer bottle in his hand.-
Tsaaq: Hayley smirked a little and snatched the beer bottle from him and put it on the bar. "I guess I am." She shrugged coyly. "Come on, we're going home." She said as she took one of his arms and draped it over her shoulder as she tried to drag him from the bar.
Musik: "Oh...No but I want to drinnnnkkk." -He slurred not fighting and letting his arm drape over her shoulders and stumbled with her to the door.- "Beer is calling my nameeeeeeee. Why are you keeping us apartttttttt."
Tsaaq: "There's booze at your apartment." She said as she went out into the cold with him. "Besides, beer is whore and is probably trying to steal you from me. I'm calling your name now: Tony? Tonnnny." Hayley cracked a smile a moment before finally getting him into the passenger seat of the car, letting out a loud exhale as she went towards the driver's side. "Okay, time to drive home."
Musik: "No one is stealing me from you. I'm not going anywhere." -He slurred in a grumble before sliding into the car, handing her the keys before sinking down into the seat leaning his head against the window.-
Tsaaq: ((No sit up, buckle up omg.))
Tsaaq: Hayley started to smile a bit at him before watching him sink. "Ugh." She sighed as she put on his seat belt. "I'm not trying to touch your dick, I just don't want you to die." Hayley said in a monotone before putting on her own seat belt and driving off into the night like a maniac towards Tony's apartment.
Musik: -He grumbled lowly probably passing out into a drunk coma sleep thing.-
Tsaaq: ((My god Tony.))