Kingmaker 4- Weaving a web of autism

Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
Thrice has connected.
Thrice: 	and agi is just a dead
Agi has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Thrice: 	yo
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Agi: 	eyo
	Haretsu: 	Man, I thought that Happs guy was dead
	Haretsu: 	not just knocked out
	Haretsu: 	damn
	Haretsu: 	Oleg's been torturing the fuck outta him
	Arte: 	*so we had four boar pelts worth 20 gp total right, and oh the berries*
	Arte: 	*should probably get those to Wooden Sword Ryu sometime*
	Haretsu: 	*well we ain't SELLNIG those berries*
	Haretsu: 	*sell nig, yes*
	Haretsu: 	*let's not go there*
	Hendrix: 	You arrive back at Oleg's wonderful land of discounts and other sorts of capitalisms, where there appears to be a commotion going on in the center.
	Haretsu: 	*and Wahwee has escaped*
	Haretsu: 	*by which I of course mean Lightkeeper*
	Haretsu: 	*c'mon man*
	Tarron: 	My, what could be happening today?
	Hendrix: 	hold your boots son
	Haretsu: 	*fine*
	Haretsu: 	*but I'll need to wash my hands once we get into town*
	Arte: 	I don't know, but I plan to soon. Let's go on in, what are we waiting for?
	Bastardi: 	*Pops popper* Happy birthday....scumbag.
	Spoony Davis: 	Happy birthday *COUGH* to you man!
	Haretsu: 	No reason I can see.'
	Eldrich: 	Happy birthday to you dear old Ravenclaw!
	Ravenclaw: 	*Crossed arms, looking on unamused*
	Laurie: 	*Swigs mug of beer* I'm gonna go batshit crazy today!
	Eldrich: 	*Points at Laurie* Hold on there! I know we're having a good time and all, but we're all still equally guests in this establishment, and thus should restrain ourselves as such.
	Tarron: 	A party! We have arrived at a pleasurable time indeed!
	Svetlana: 	Oh, well hello there! It's been a real crazy day today, so I'm more than glad you could make it.
	Haretsu: 	What's the occasion?
	Svetlana: 	It's the special day for a, erm, not-so-special person. I made a good amount of food for this occasion, but then dearest me, I only JUST realized I ran out of my supply of Moon Radishes!
Haretsu: (( aw shit ))
	Svetlana: 	*Pushes fingers together* It may not be a big deal for today, but I know dear Oleg gets real cranky when he doesn't have his Moon Radish Soup
	Arte: 	Celebrating a bandit's birthday... Stranger things have happened, I guess. What's, uh, up with "moon radishes"?
	Haretsu: 	*well nigga, something tells me they're a type of radish*
	Haretsu: 	*maybe they're round, like the moon*
	Tarron: 	They sound delightful! Anything to do with the moon must be!
	Svetlana: 	A special radish native to Brevoy, it makes for some real nutritious cooking! Problem is, they grow about 16 miles south of here...
	Arte: 	Only sixteen miles?!
	Haretsu: 	*aw man, if only we had some sort of mobile cellular phone*
	Arte: 	*We just walked like, a fucking hundred*
	Svetlana: 	It wouldn't be too much to ask you to go pick up some radishes the next time you depart, would it?
	Svetlana: 	I only need about a, oh, basket full for now.
	Haretsu: 	Of course not. Rather wish you'd told us before we set out... we may have just walked by the patch earlier today.
	Tarron: 	Oh, no need in worrying, we would not have been able to carry them anyways!
	Tarron: 	We have no basket, after all.
	Svetlana: 	I have one or two lying around, so that'll be no problem. If it helps, I'll aide you with a 250 GP reward for your troubles.
	Haretsu: 	Right, we should pick up a few of those. I don't think these berries are taking too kindly to the saddlebags.
	Hendrix: 	You're handed a few baskets and place the berries into one.
	Arte: 	*Right we got here at the end of the day*
	Ravenclaw: 	*Looks into sky" Thanks, everyone. I don't know what I'd do without such good friends. I don't even mind if you wanna go crazy all over the place, like we did during those strongman contests back at the encampment that usually ended in about 2-3 bear maulings.
	Ravenclaw: 	(I just....really wish I could tell them....) *Looks into sky with tears in eyes*
	Ravenclaw: 	(My birthday....was last month)
	Arte: 	So! Stay here for the night, celebrate with these guys, get the berries to the old man tomorrow, then set out and get all those radishes while exploring. That sounds like a good idea, no?
	Arte: 	*poor Hufflepuff*
	Haretsu: 	*sure, after I'm done taking quite the piss*
	Haretsu: 	*shoulda done this before the session*
	Lightkeeper: 	*Strums not-guitar all over the place* Gooooood iddeaaaa to me!
	Tarron: 	It sounds wonderful to me! Oh, and a happy birthday from me as well!
	Tarron: 	*Hah, I could drink Harry under the table with my 14 Con (D)*
	Tarron: 	*Pansy*
	Tarron: 	*But yeah, let's have this party and all*
	Tarron: 	*Also jesus I nevern oticed how long Svetlana's neck was, which FF character is that*
	Hendrix: 	You party and drink the night away like true men and women and women who dress like men while Oleg stares on unapprovingly like he usually tends to do.
	Spoony Davis: 	*Drunkenly staggers over and puts arm over your neck* IIiii gotta say man, what IS that *burp* coat made out of anyway?
	Arte: 	*is he talking to Harry or Arte (HIPPO)*
	Spoony Davis: 	*Was talking to Arte, Harry just sorta moved over here*
	Haretsu: 	*yeah, leaning against this wheelbarrow with what I've got for a drink, mixing something up*
Arte: (( you just mix gunpowder in with your drink ))
	Haretsu: 	>my drink
	Haretsu: 	>MY
Haretsu: (( You misunderstand why I got sleight of hand ))
	Arte: 	Hahaha! It's the finest leather, of course! What else? It's of the best work around! They give em to the top cadets in the military!
	Spoony Davis: 	*hic* Goddamn the military! Able to afford such damn fine patchwork leavin' us lower classes in the dust. I swear, I could barely afford this dirty shirt on my back!
	Oleg: 	-I- paid for that shirt, asshole.
Haretsu: (( So if someone were to unknowingly drink a disguise self potion, would they turn into the person decided by the brewer or just whoever they were thinking of at the time? (hmm) ))
Tarron: (( well they wouldn't TURN INTO anyone, they'd look like them ))
Haretsu: (( well, you know what I mean ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d2 = 1 » I dunno, let's crapshoot this
	Hendrix: 	first one
Tarron: (( Though Disguise Self is range personal ))
Haretsu: (( Fun (chew) ))
Tarron: (( So I dunno if it'd work with Infusion anyhow ))
Tarron: (( not really any reason for it to not, I guess ))
Haretsu: (( Not totally sure why it wouldn't indeed ))
Tarron: (( besides not doing so when any other spellcaster uses it ))
Haretsu: (( Personal'd just be... the person who drank the potion ))
Haretsu: (( hippo ))
Tarron: (( I ASSUME you mean -extract- ))
Haretsu: (( well yeah ))
Haretsu: (( I'm not doing an actual POTION here ))
	Haretsu: 	Hmm... *scans crowd inbetween mixing this up, apparently it just takes a minute, not bad*
	Bastardi: 	Poor old Garess. I think he done drank himself to sleep hours ago, and probably not because of the party.
	Tarron: 	Oh, nevermind that man! You two, you are guards, yes? Tell me of your battles! Surely, something has needed fending off while we are gone!
	Bastardi: 	Oh certainly. There was, uh....
	Laurie: 	*Rubs chin* Huh....nothing, really.
	Bastardi: 	Damn. Do you think every base is as dull as Oleg's is?
	Arte: 	Ah, you might have the right idea, David, was it! I don't need the military anymore! It's all me now!
	Bastardi: 	Really, when we're at this sensitive age, being bored is as bad as being tortured alive. Just like that man up there!
	Tarron: 	Oh, boo! No bears, even?
	Happs Bydon: 	*Sips tea with free hand* I've gotten used to it, really.
	Haretsu: 	(Now, which of these people can I have the most fun with... drunk enough not to question it, aware enough to realize in the first place.)
	Eldrich: 	Of course there won't be any bears running around. Seriously, developing patience is a big part of preparing for real life out there in the great big world.
	Eldrich: 	Being a guard or a handy worker is a job that can't possibly be fun. This may be a base out in bandit-infested lands, but apart from that, it's just like everywhere else.
	Bastardi: 	Not a single bear! I swear, I'm sick of seeing the same stuff every day.
	Bastardi: 	I just wish for once, something really unexpected would happen *Crosses arms*
	Arte: 	If you do happen to see one, be sure to take the thing out! We didn't, next thing you know, it was right in front of us again!
	Haretsu: 	*quickly mixes something else up*
	Arte: 	*Well shit nigger what're you doing*
	Arte: 	*and brb*
	Haretsu: 	*damn, who even HAS drinks out right now*
	Haretsu: 	*everyone's gotten off of the table, making my job harder*
	Hendrix: 	Uh, there's Davis and uh...Bastardi I guess.
	Haretsu: 	*well good, Davis just happens to be right in front of me*
	Haretsu: 	*which is more drunk (chew)*
	Haretsu: 	*also brb myself*
	Haretsu: 	*actually, I guess it doesn't matter*
	Haretsu: 	*lucky me, everyone's looking away from spoony*
	Haretsu: 	*walks past, casually sleight of hands a vial of extract into his drink*
	Haretsu: 	(Something unexpected, alright! Heh, every sip'll be a bit more unexpected. Now, hell am I supposed to do with the other one...? Ah whatever, that can wait.)
	Haretsu: 	*should I roll for this or whatever*
Arte: (( stanley kuback's a backwork orange ))
	Spoony Davis: 	*Drinks mug* I swear, one of these days I'll be able to afford my own house and move out of this place with my girlfriend!
	Haretsu: 	*put Enlarge Person in his, I imagine it'll have a partial effect with every sip until it's all the way done*
	Ravenclaw: 	You...do realize we're being held here against our will, right?
	Hendrix: 	Bastardi isn't as smashed, maybe you should roll
	Tarron: 	Oh, bother! We'll make quick work of those other bandits, and then, what reason do we have to lock you up?
	Haretsu: 	Excuse me, coming through... so how'd you find yourselves guarding this place, anyhow? *nah, I'll hold on to my other one*
	Haretsu: 	*talking to Bastardi*
	Bastardi: 	It's basic training work, really. If you wanna be a knight of Restov, you always gotta do this menial work for years on end. Ol' Kessie here volunteered to lead us.
	Bastardi: 	I mean, bein' led by a total has-been like Kess here must mean they were really sending us out to die. But it seems the only thing threatening us here so far is sheer boredom.
	Haretsu: 	Hmm, I see. And this would be early in the training for you? Simple, mundane threats such as bandits and the occasional bear, nothing... pardon the expression, "magical" yet?
	Spoony Davis: 	@Tarron Oh, have we forgotten the whole "tried to take all your stuff" thing already? *hic* You people are the beeeest man, I swear.
	Arte: 	Hey, she said we! Oleg wants to keep you here, can't stop him! I really can't get mad at you for what you tried on me! I mean, you saw your boss and all, it wouldn't have worked anyways.
	Bastardi: 	Hmm, magic? Well, before I got here, I heard a group of evil monks and priests of a lesser-known goddess of hatred and spite and all that other bad stuff once hung out on the northern shore of the Tuskwater to the south.
	Bastardi: 	Hey, I bet there are still cultists out there, stirrin' their mean shit up, and they're behind the sudden rise of banditry out here!
	Laurie: 	I saw a Unicorn!
	Bastardi: 	Laurie there isn't a goddamn unicorn out here.
	Laurie: 	But-but I saw it with my own eyes!
	Haretsu: 	A Unicorn! You don't say?
	Laurie: 	Well okay, I sorta only caught a glimpse of it, I think...
	Tarron: 	Unicorn?! Really, now! They are supposed to be dazzling!
	Bastardi: 	*Shakes head* Everyone knows magnificent creatures don't come out here no more. They were all probably driven off by the bandits.
	Haretsu: 	Oh, well that's a shame. All we've seen on our travels have been, well, Mites. And I'm not convinced they count.
	Tarron: 	Those homely things? They put an awful swing on the term "fey"!
	Eldrich: 	Oh, Mites. I've seen plenty of those out here.
	Eldrich: 	There's a tribe of kobolds and a tribe of mites living somewhere in the hills. They cause nothing but trouble for everyone, not just us bandits.
	Haretsu: 	How far south has your company been? The tribe we saw was nestled in the roots of an extremely tall tree... we could barely see the top of it!
	Eldrich: 	Believe that's where the Mites make their lair now. That tree is called the Old Sycamore, and it's about as old as this land itself.
	Eldrich: 	Not too sure where the Kobolds live, but they can't be too far away from the tree.
	Haretsu: 	Old Sycamore... got it. Hey, is there any chance you know of a way to get over the river just a bit more to the south? We've plenty of area to explore before it's an issue, but we can't rely on that old hanging bridge forever. Particularly not when we've got a lion to manage.
	Eldrich: 	....why were you using those bridges?
	Haretsu: 	Best option we had. Nettles' crossing... well, I'm sure you know.
	Tarron: 	Did you not say bridgeS? Is there anotehr way besides them?
	Eldrich: 	You uh...do realize just a few miles south from that bridge is the river crossing, right?
	Haretsu: 	*no, considering that a few miles south is... past the river*
	Eldrich: 	The river only runs about, like, 3 feet deep there.
	Haretsu: 	*east, west*
	Hendrix: 	NOPE, it actually is south!
	Hendrix: 	As the compass is positioned really strangelike on the map
	Hendrix: 	So basically, your northwest is your north
Tarron: (( those bastards ))
	Haretsu: 	...actually, no, we had no idea. Heh, good to get the local knowledge though! We'll be sure to mark that on the map.
	Tarron: 	My, how handy that will be!
	Tarron: 	There are no beasts in the water, are there?
	Eldrich: 	Well, sure glad I wasn't traveling with you. You have no idea how much I hate rickety bridges.
	Eldrich: 	I dunno, maybe. They probably won't bother with the river crossing though.
	Tarron: 	Outstanding! Thank you.
	Spoony Davis: 	*Shakes mug* Damn, is this thing out already?
Tarron: (( beasts: *certainly do bother with the river crossing* ))
	Haretsu: 	*...smile creeps over face, turns towards Davis's voice*
	Ravenclaw: 	Woah now David, you've been drinking too damn much for your health. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
	Haretsu: 	*yeah nigga, you Large now*
	Spoony Davis: 	*Hic* Damn, why are you getting all up in my grill like this? Don't think you can boss me 'round juss cuz it's your birthday!
	Haretsu: 	*oh crap, he's a violent drunk isn't he*
	Ravenclaw: 	All right, you've been in a reeeaaaal sour mood since drinking that. Come on, you're going back to bed.
	Spoony Davis: 	NO! (ANNOYED)
	Ravenclaw: 	Come on now, just take my hand....
	Spoony Davis: 	That's it, you're making me real angry!
	Spoony Davis: 	And you dooon't wanna see meee when I'm AAANGRRRY!
	Arte: 	Whoa, man! Settle down!
Arte: (( he just becomes the hulk ))
	Haretsu: 	(...oh. Crap. Um.)
Arte: (( damn it agi, why ))
Haretsu: (( Eh, it's not like it's much ))
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*Beats chest* ROOOOAAAAR
	Ravenclaw: 	AW SHIT
Haretsu: (( clap ))
Haretsu: (( http://paizo.com/prd/spells/enlargePerson.html ))
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*PUNCHES RAVENCLAW INTO THE MILKY WAY*
Haretsu: (( +2 Str, -2 AC, increase weapon damage ))
Arte: (( makes sense ))
Haretsu: (( ...or that. ))
	Ravenclaw: 	D'ooof! *Actually just crashes into the wall*
Arte: (( +2 size bonus to Strength, a –2 size penalty to Dexterity (to a minimum of 1), and a –1 penalty on attack rolls and AC due to its increased size ))
Arte: (( Dex might matter ))
Haretsu: (( So basically, all it does is reduce AC by 2, increase damage output by 1, and increase weapon size ))
Arte: (( uh, it lowers attack rolls ))
Haretsu: (( Str makes up for it ))
Arte: (( right, maybe, but only on Tuesdays ))
	Arte: 	What did you say to him?! Since when could he do THAT?!
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*Beats chest* OOOG OOOG YOU NO MAKE DAVE MAD ANY MORE
	Eldrich: 	Dave, what the hell are you doing
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*JUMPS OVER AND KIDNAPS ELDRICH*
	Haretsu: 	*bites lip, I'll explain afterwards* Well for right now we just need to- damnit!
	Eldrich: 	Dammit Dave
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*Climbs to the top of stables, beats chest* *Tarzan yell*
	Tarron: 	Ohoho! My, my! He certainly is energetic!
	Bastardi: 	....
	Bastardi: 	...huh, didn't know he could do that.
	Eldrich: 	Maybe it's something he only did in the restroom when I wasn't looking.
	Haretsu: 	...Well? You were saying you wanted something exciting to happen!
	Bastardi: 	Pfft, I heard from a collegue that -their- encampment was -way- more fun and exciting than whatever this is.
	Eldrich: 	*Sips leftover tea* As I was saying, an encampment is a place where you sit around and guard, not a place where you can reasonably expect something fun or exciting to happen.
	Eldrich: 	That "collegue" was probably exaggerating, I bet his base is just like ours. every bit as boring.
	Eldrich: 	In short, everyone who guards is bored out of their skull. They just don't wanna admit they're in a stifling environment so they don't have to face the fact they're meaning dull meaningless lives.
	Bastardi: 	*Clenches fist* Is it -too much- to ask for a little excitement here?
	Arte: 	This is what you talk about when you're being manhandled by the guy? Get him down from there!
	Laurie: 	Hmm, this certainly is an interesting situation...
	Haretsu: 	*checks wrist, why have watches not been invented yet* It should only last about two minutes, give or take.
	Oleg: 	Hey, what are you- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING YOU'RE MAKING A GODDAMN MESS GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU HOOLIGAN
	Eldrich: 	Sorry sir, I'm afraid this was a case of things getting way out of hand and I will try my best to make sure it doesn't happen again.
	Arte: 	Two minutes is more than enough, look at the guy! How do you even know that?! That just something you magic people can do?
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	ROAR STOP SPEAKING THINGS, DAVE SMASH. *Throws Eldrich at Arte*
	Eldrich: 	« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 » oh my
	Arte: 	*Well that hits certainly*
	Eldrich: 	« 2d6 = 3 » I entirely forgot how these work, so take fall damage for me
	Arte: 	OOF! What the hell?! That's it, we're dragging his ass down!
	Haretsu: 	Well, it's a simple Enlarge Person extract is all, they usually aren't this potent...! Should I have waited until he was more drunk?
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	THAT'S IT, PREPARE TO GET SLAMMED ON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
	Arte: 	WHAT?
	Corrupt Davis Hippo Hippo Ololol: 	*GOES UP THE TOP ROPES, FALLS DOWN ELBOW-FIRST* SLAAAAAM
	Haretsu: 	IT'S A PARTY TRICK.
	Siegfried: 	hurmph when'd the fat guy get here
	Spoony Davis: 	AAaaaaaam *lands on head* Ooof.
	Laurie: 	*Kicks David aside* Pffthaha, loser.
	Arte: 	Why couldn't he do that sooner?! BEFORE he threw the midget at me!
	Lightkeeper: 	Well, if something CAN go wrong...
	Oleg: 	*Fire in eyes* Oh you bet your ASSES you're gonna work 5 times as hard to clean up THIS here mess! *Cracks knuckles*
	Oleg: 	That goes for ALL OF YOU! Now clean this up THIS INSTANT!
	Bastardi: 	D'aaaw, way to ruin everything, stupid blondie.
	Tarron: 	*You mean Harry right (D)&*
	Haretsu: 	*naw, I'm a redhead*
	Haretsu: 	*I think*
	Haretsu: 	*auburn? Is that a thing?*
	Arte: 	*looks like yellow to me, auburn is brown* Argh, what? I didn't even do anything!
	Oleg: 	Oh don't you give me that preschool-level "Well it wasn't MY fault" drivel. You're gonna learn to take responsibility for your group just like everyone else!
	Haretsu: 	Don't mind me, I'm just going to... *quaffs the other one, inspects damage on roof*
	Eldrich: 	*Gets up, dusts off clothes* He's right. We were far too careless for today, and we should owe up to it like responsible adults.
	Laurie: 	Careful, you're gonna pop something off with all that sucking up you do (ﺧ益ﺨ)
	Tarron: 	My, no big deal! Or maybe there is, now! Tell me, is there a rag or broom around?
	Hendrix: 	The roof is pretty damaged, with debris and plankings thrown all about.
	Haretsu: 	*yeaaaah I'll just climb up here while it's still easy*
	Hendrix: 	It's gonna take the rest of the free night to get this all cleaned and get a reasonable amount of sleep.
	Haretsu: 	Someone want to pass me a hammer?
	Arte: 	Take responsibi--MY GROUP? Since when am I in charge of those buffoons! Do any of them look noble enough to serve under me? Argh, no sense arguing it if Tarron says so. *sure let's get a hammer from somewhere*
	Arte: 	*and presumably skip the repairing, we should probably do something this session*
	Haretsu: 	*maybe*
	Hendrix: 	quite
	Hendrix: 	After truckloads of back-breaking work, you get a good night's sleep and wake up to another boring day at the post.
	Haretsu: 	*rubs neck* Hey Arte, no hard feelings about that, right? It usually doesn't end up like that... typically the guy's just confused and we poke fun at him a bit.
	Arte: 	*what do you mean usually*
	Arte: 	*that's literally the first time you ever could have done it (D)*
	Haretsu: 	*hey, I've brewed potions (D)*
	Haretsu: 	Maybe it's because it was an extract instead of a proper potion? Then again, drunks vary in nature... I could've just been lucky up until now.
	Arte: 	Are they typically DRUNK? Don't do that again, no matter HOW it "usually turns out". Or you'll be discussing why it DIDN'T with Siegfried. We've got more than enough to do today without quibbling over this.
	Haretsu: 	...well, I'm bringing it up because I imagine you could make use of something like that in combat. Perhaps not while riding Siegfried, of course. But... here, just take it and use it when you're ready. It takes a bit of my energy to maintain it out of my possession, but... I'm sure you'll put it to good use.
	Haretsu: 	Anyway. Let's get those berries to old Bokken.
	Haretsu: 	*and sell those hides, forgot about those*
	Tarron: 	My, you should be careful! If you were to go berserk like him, I'm not sure what would come of it!
	Hendrix: 	you better sell those hides
	Hendrix: 	Which are about 5GP each
	Haretsu: 	It's not a BERSERK potion, it just makes you larger.
	Haretsu: 	*sold already indeed*
	Hendrix: 	m
	Haretsu: 	That was all him.
	Arte: 	You aren't kidding about that. Not using this around you three until I figure out just what it does to me.
	Lightkeeper: 	Twenty four before my love and I'll be theeeere~ *Strums along*
	Eldrich: 	Hey, if it helps, he probably would have tried that even if he didn't suddenly learn to become big. He usually just stumbles upon himself though.
	Arte: 	Remind me to watch his glass next time.
	Arte: 	*Right let's set out for the old man's place*
	Hendrix: 	oh gee I do hope I remembered to save the latest version of the map
Haretsu: (( that might've been a good idea, yes ))
	Hendrix: 	I did not, shame on me
Haretsu: (( Boourns ))
	Hendrix: 	*Rubs forehead* I think this map is wrong too
Arte: (( it looks right to me ))
Haretsu: (( missing a Deku tree ))
Arte: (( right, besides that I guess ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
	Haretsu: 	*to Bokken we shall go*
Arte: 	*aw now why'd you uncheck everything*
	Hendrix: 	did I just go full retarded before or something
	Hendrix: 	some parts of the map are completely off
Arte: (( maybe ))
Arte: (( lel ))
	Tree nigga: 	well
Arte: (( that might be why we didn't see it ))
	Tree nigga: 	that'd be why we didn't see it before.
Arte: (( hippo ))
	Tree nigga: 	inded.
	Tree nigga: 	m
Arte: (( but we have no ))
Arte: (( w ))
Arte: (( we'll have to turn the berry drawing into whatever is actually there later ))
	Arte: 	« 1d100 = 25 » *welp, to old man bokken's we go*
	Arte: 	*naw we good*
	Arte: 	*So yeah after like goddamned 5 hours we get to bokkey's(
	Haretsu: 	*just two, shit (D)*
	Arte: 	*I meant of travel*
	Arte: 	*You hoppo*
	Haretsu: 	*you might've, but I can't be sure*
	Bokken: 	Dr. Bokken is pushed out of his house by an explosion before you really get a chance to knock "Gweh! I swear this time I'll *looks over* Well dart toot my roots, if it ain't yew guys again!"
	Bokken: 	*Flips over, gets up*"You got what I asked for right? I'm runnin' reeeeaaal short on Fangberries right now, y'hear."
	Arte: 	Sharp eyes you got there, old man. Yeah, it's us.
	Haretsu: 	And we've got your berries right here! ...though it was a bit of a hassle nabbing them in the first place
	Haretsu: 	.
	Arte: 	*Dat mysterious-ass LK*
	Bokken: 	"Whassat? Givvit here!" *Checks your basket. "Yeeeeee HAW I DONE HIT THE MOTHERLODE!"
	Bokken: 	"Do hope you didn't get 'em too dirty, cuz I got no time to wash 'em now." The mad scientist takes your berries and stores them in his lab.
	Tarron: 	My, my... I hope you do not mind my asking, but which sorts of potions do you make?
	Tarron: 	*LK is still mysterious as shit
	Tarron: 	*
	Haretsu: 	*didn't we already ask him*
	Bokken: 	"I tells ya, you're too kind to help out a wee old crock like me in my time of need."
	Tarron: 	*Right so we did*
	Tarron: 	*Forgot that*
	Haretsu: 	*I mean, no problem getting a refresher, but hey*
	Bokken: 	"Dern it, don't forget this! I can craft any potion on this list!" *Goes on to explain every potion of a spell of 2nd level or less on*
Haretsu: (( so wait, the circle on the map ))
Haretsu: (( is that still meant to be there ))
	Hendrix: 	It's a thing, I don't feel like erasing it
Haretsu: (( Well. ))
Haretsu: (( This is the part where I can actually get some of those potion recipes for myself. (hmm) ))
Haretsu: (( >An alchemist can also add formulae to his book just like a wizard adds spells to his spellbook, using the same costs and time requirements. ))
Haretsu: (( Oh shit what costs and time requirements ))
Haretsu: (( let me check that one sec ))
	Haretsu: 	That's... quite the selection you have there!
Haretsu: (( Spells Copied from Another's Spellbook or a Scroll A wizard can also add a spell to his book whenever he encounters one on a magic scroll or in another wizard's spellbook. No matter what the spell's source, the wizard must first decipher the magical writing (see Arcane Magical Writings). Next, he must spend 1 hour studying the spell. At the end of the hour, he must make a Spellcraft check (DC 15 + spell's level). ))
Haretsu: (( So damn that'd take a REALLY LONG TIME to add them all in ))
Haretsu: (( and I'm not going to force y'all to wait around that long ))
	Hendrix: 	Well, do what you please.
Tarron: (( back ))
	Haretsu: 	How's the bear problem been? We killed just the one off to the east of here last time we were around.
Tarron: (( you DO have to actually be able to cast the spell ))
Tarron: (( also are you keeping track of your book ))
Tarron: (( spells take up pages (TIPSY) ))
Haretsu: (( W-what (FEDUP) ))
Tarron: (( yeah, 1 page per levle (HIPPO) ))
Tarron: (( 0th take up 1 ))
Haretsu: (( There's no actual MENTION ))
Haretsu: (( of pages ))
Haretsu: (( for Alchemist at least ))
Tarron: (( regular spellbooks have 100 ))
Tarron: (( as you use the same kind as a Wizard or Magus or whatever ))
Haretsu: (( It doesn't mention anything about pages for an alchemist (crs) ))
Tarron: (( it's just...under Magic ))
Haretsu: (( ...nor does it for a Wizard ))
Tarron: (( not in the alchemist page ))
Haretsu: (( Why the hell does that have its own page ))
Haretsu: (( seems pretty important ))
Tarron: (( Because it's Magic, motherfucker ))
Tarron: (( lots of shit on Magic ))
	Bokken: 	*Rubs beard* "Haven't had any problems lately, but dern it do they still go through my berries like crazy. I swear, I'm starting to think this is all that temple's fault!"
	Tarron: 	Oh, a bear temple?
Haretsu: (( mip ))
Tarron: (( DC35: SHIT NEVERMIND THEY HAVE THEM, RUN. ))
Tarron: (( Damn, I can't make that. ))
Tarron: (( but yeah ))
Tarron: (( you follow these rules ))
Tarron: (( Writing a New Spell into a Spellbook Once a wizard understands a new spell, he can record it into his spellbook. Time: The process takes 1 hour per spell level. Cantrips (0 levels spells) take 30 minutes to record. Space in the Spellbook: A spell takes up one page of the spellbook per spell level. Even a 0-level spell (cantrip) takes one page. A spellbook has 100 pages. Materials and Costs: The cost for writing a new spell into a spellbook depends on the level of the spell, as noted on Table: Spell Level and Writing Costs. Note that a wizard does not have to pay these costs in time or gold for spells he gains for free at each new level. ))
Tarron: (( lotsa shit on magic ))
	Bokken: 	"Hrrmph! I remember there was this old fool running an Erastil shrine in the forest, but now that shrine has been overrun by a giant bear! Must be some sort of, like, bear shrine now!"
Haretsu: (( SEEMS UNNECESSARY. ))
Haretsu: (( BUT OKAY. ))
Tarron: (( you don't have to pay for spells you get via level up ))
Tarron: (( but they still take up room ))
Tarron: (( even if there somehow are no spellbooks to copy from, this exists ))
Tarron: (( A wizard can also research a spell independently, duplicating an existing spell or creating an entirely new one. The cost to research a new spell, and the time required, are left up to GM discretion, but it should probably take at least 1 week and cost at least 1,000 gp per level of the spell to be researched. This should also require a number of Spellcraft and Knowledge (arcana) checks. ))
Tarron: (( www.d20pfsrd.com/magic#TOC-Writing-a-New-Spell-into-a-Spellbook ))
Tarron: (( all round there ))
	Haretsu: 	A bear shrine? It might be worth investigating at some point.
	Haretsu: 	Can't say I've ever heard of such a thing.
	Arte: 	You say that again once one gets a hit on you. Don't want to see a bunch of bears any time soon.
	Haretsu: 	Hey, hey, I wasn't suggesting storming the thing. Just giving it a look over.
	Bokken: 	"It's gotten pretty dern hard to find due to all the vegetation everywhere. You'll have to go actively look for it yourself."
	Tarron: 	We will be sure to! However, I do not think I am alone in wishing to inspect those peculiar radishes!
	Lightkeeper: 	"Radishes seem not to wait for any man nor woman this day and age..."
	Bokken: 	"Well, if you plan on-" But then suddenly, another huge explosion erupts from the hut.
	Bokken: 	"Dirtied ditches! That kind of explosion could only be-"
	Tarron: 	*that'd do ti*
	The Smooze: 	YOU CAN'T STOP US
	Haretsu: 	*OH GOD*
	Bokken: 	"YER DARN TOOTIN I CAN!"
	Bokken: 	The scientist pushes the smooze back into the hut and punches it like a madman. "Sorry youngin's, I'm gonna be busy right now!"
	Arte: 	...MOVE! Everyone, go!
	Haretsu: 	...how on earth has that man not gotten himself KILLED yet? *YEAH RUN RUN*
	Arte: 	*RIGHT, SO, SOUTH OF OLEG'S*
	Arte: 	*LET'S FIND THE RADI--why did we not mark the location on the map*
	Haretsu: 	*tirk didn't have it up yet*
	Haretsu: 	*it was just "south"*
	Haretsu: 	*and I assume we get XP from completing that quest*
	Hendrix: 	yep, 400 exp
	Haretsu: 	« 1d100 = 41 »« 1d100 = 47 » Guess we rollin twice
	Haretsu: 	naw we good
Arte: (( maybe ))
	Hendrix: 	And thus, you make it to the Radish patch
	Tarron: 	*time to get raped by Kobolds*
	Hendrix: 	A large patch of delicious moon radishes grows in an arrowhead-shaped clearing here. However, it appears you have some unexpected company.
Haretsu: (( dunno how unexpected it was. ))
	Tarron: 	*We getting a map or what, going to ASSUME they're kobolds but hey*
	Hendrix: 	I entirely forget what map was used last itme
Tarron: (( I think some field with flowers in it ))
Haretsu: (( it was like all circly and shit ))
Hendrix: 	I found it
Haretsu: (( wanna say it was flipped horizontally (hmm) ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Radish Patch Kids'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Radish Patch Kids'
Tarron: (( dat 1/--m ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Radish Patch Kids'
Tarron: 	*don't forget LK*
	Arte: 	These things are supposed to be further south!
	Arte: 	*Damn it LK you remain as mysterious as ever*
	Arte: 	*Hell do you have against that token Maptool*
Haretsu: 	Must be another tribe then...
	Haretsu: 	*
	Arte: 	*yeah it fixes after being moved*
Tarron: (( >forgetting your face ))
	Haretsu: 	Either way, it seems these are some popular radishes.
Tarron: (( >1+2012 ))
Tarron: (( shigggigiigigigigigi ))
	Tarron: 	Oh, but we simply must get to them! I wish to see just how closely these are related to the moon!
	Nicklerick: 	The kobolds appear to be lazing around, somewhat queasy-looking.
Haretsu: (( Right ))
Haretsu: (( they're just -SICKENED- ))
	Nicklerick: 	They lie on their backs, with radish remains all around them.
Haretsu: (( >permanently increases Max HP by 5 and all other stats by 2 ))
Haretsu: (( WHY GAME ))
Haretsu: (( THAT IS TOO GOOD (D) ))
	Nicklerick: 	They sit in front of the big radish patch, which seems to be the source of all their near stomach-bursting woes.
	Arte: 	In any case, these shouldn't put up much of a fight. Can't we just walk over and grab some of the radishes?
	Haretsu: 	...yeah, I don't see them being able to do much about it.
	Lightkeeper: 	"They haven't noticed us yet~. Nevertheless, Kobolds are the cowardly type, no?"
	Tarron: 	Why, I'm not sure! Are they?
	Haretsu: 	...heh, wanna give that extract a try, Arte? Grow to the size of that guy from last night and give them a nice war cry?
	Arte: 	Hahahaha! You think I need something like that to scare off a few overgrown lizards?
	Haretsu: 	Nope, but the extra size might make the looks on their faces all the sweeter.
	Haretsu: 	It's a nice testing grounds for it anyway.
	Arte: 	After that guy's display last night, I don't particularly trust that concoction. If I'm going to "test" it it's not going to be around you.
	Haretsu: 	How about we all take several steps back then? Really, I'm not worried about it. I'll just remember not to mix those with alcohol in the future.
	Arte: 	What you think doesn't matter, nor does whether you
	Arte: 	're worried about it. You weren't worried about it last night. If I don't need to use it, I shouldn't, if something could go wrong.
	Arte: 	If those were bears, I'd think about it.
	Nicklerick: 	« 1d20 = 10 »
	Nicklerick: 	« 10+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 »
	Haretsu: 	...so if I'm getting this right, you'd rather use it in a situation where you HAVE to rely on it?
	Tarron: 	Oh! What are the lizardmen thinking now?
	Nicklerick: 	*Looks back*
	Nicklerick: 	*Shrieks in Draconic*
	Tarron: 	*Well
	Tarron: 	*
	Tarron: 	*I can understand Draconic*
	Nicklerick: 	(WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS IS OUR RADISH PATCH GET THE HELL OUT)
	Nicklerick: 	(DON'T YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE, WE KEEL YOU IF YOU TAKE OUR RADISHES)
	Tarron: 	(My oh my! You are so excitable for one as gorged as yourself!)
	Tarron: 	*SHIT, THEY'LL KEELHAUL US*
	Tarron: 	*WE'VE SECRETLY BEEN UNDERWATER THIS WHOLE TIME*
	Tarron: 	*OR UH, ON WATER*
	Arte: 	*Fuck you move*
	Arte: 	Ergh, shut up! You expect me to understand something like that?! *and where'd Agi go*
	Haretsu: 	*I replied to you*
	Haretsu: 	*was waiting for a reply, guess it doesn't matter anymore*
	Haretsu: 	*by which I mean don't bother, it cut us off*
	Nicklerick: 	(LAST CHANCE, GET OUTTA HERE BIG ONES.)
	Haretsu: 	What language IS that? ...And how can you speak it, Tarron?!
	Tarron: 	It seems they want us gone! Oh, but we can't, I want these radishes!
	Tarron: 	*turns to yerawizard* Oh, it is the language of the dragons! They're all so amazing...Um, these AREN'T dragons, but I suppose they speak the tongue, as well?
	Nicklerick: 	(THAT'S IT)
	Nicklerick: 	(I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST BIG ONES. WE WILL DEFEND THIS RADISH PATCH TO THE END.)
	Nicklerick: 	« 1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » (FELLOW KOBOLDS, AAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK)
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » Well, I know a fight about to break out when I see it.
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 » Huh, not as cowardly as I expected....
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 »
	Haretsu: 	*why's the lion behind us anyway*
	Haretsu: 	*that's kinda dumb*
	Kobold 2: 	« 1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15 » FOR RADISHES
	Kobold 1: 	« 1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19 » FOR RADISHES
	Kobold: 	« 1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » FOR RADISHES
	Arte: 	« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 » What can a guy do? You're going to regret this.
	Kobold: 	Kobold1, Kobold2, Arte, Harry, Tarron, Lightkeeper, Nicklerick, Kobold0
	Kobold: 	>he thought I would forget the epic battle music
	Kobold: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyvDau-o8UY
	Kobold 1: 	*Flops around, all bloated* (Oooh, tooo maany raadisshes) *Fires sling at Arte* « 1d20+3-2 = 14 + 3 - 2 = 15 »
	Arte: 	*naw*
	Arte: 	Fahahah! You can't expect to hit a man wearing actual armor with something as weak as that!
	Kobold 2: 	« 1d20+1-2 = 10 + 1 - 2 = 9 » Uuurrgh *Spears LK*
	Lightkeeper: 	"Just a bit too woozy for combat, aren't we?"
	Arte: 	You're serious about this after all? You really should have run away! *guess I'll use Dazzling Display to make them practically unable to hit, ever* « 1d20+8 = 12 + 8 = 20 »
	Arte: 	Clash blades with me only if you're deluded enough to think you'll live through it!
	Siegfried: 	*Oh right I can thing*
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+3+2 = 13 + 3 + 2 = 18 » @K2
	Siegfried: 	*aand I haven't moved* « 1d20+3+2 = 5 + 3 + 2 = 10 » « 1d20+3+2 = 2 + 3 + 2 = 7 »
	Kobold 2: 	*Man we are totally demoralized*
	Siegfried: 	*well fine*
	Siegfried: 	« 1d4+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
	Siegfried: 	*swaps halfheartedly at lizardman, I thought I'd be fighting something DECENT (D)*
	Kobold 2: 	Haha nigga I'm still up
	Haretsu: 	*wets fingers, prepares bomb* Let's see what kind of curveball I can toss here... « 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » @ Nickelback
Siegfried: (( and yeah in case yu don't know ))
Siegfried: (( A shaken character takes a –2 penalty on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. Shaken is a less severe state of fear than frightened or panicked. ))
Siegfried: (( and Arte gets a +2 on attack rolls against them ))
	Nicklerick: 	*Damn, that just hits my touch AC*
	Haretsu: 	« 1d6+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » Splash damage is gonna hit Kobold 0 up there due to Splash Weapon Mastery
	Haretsu: 	*yes*
	Haretsu: 	*it does look that wonky*
	Haretsu: 	uh
Arte: (( and splash damage is 6 yeah ))
	Haretsu: 	they can dex for half
	Haretsu: 	hippo
Arte: (( they get a ref save ))
Arte: (( not the MAIN one ))
Arte: (( the other two ))
	Haretsu: 	Right, ref
	Kobold: 	« 1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 » onoz
Haretsu: (( wait, why do I have it listed as +5...? ))
	Kobold 1: 	« 1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12 » onoz
Haretsu: (( save is 14 ))
Haretsu: (( so naw ))
Arte: (( throw anything ))
Arte: (( which you seem to forget ))
Arte: (( and BAB ))
Haretsu: (( Yeah but that's to ATTACK rolls ))
Haretsu: (( not damage ))
	Kobold 2: 	I'M THE LAST KOBOLD STANDING
Arte: (( All alchemists gain the Throw Anything feat as a bonus feat at 1st level. An alchemist adds his Intelligence modifier to damage done with splash weapons, including the splash damage if any. This bonus damage is already included in the bomb class feature. ))
	Kobold 2: 	I AM THE ONLY ONE WORTHY OF FELLING YOU ALL
Arte: (( no it's not you hippo ))
Arte: (( wait, what ))
Arte: (( damn it your organization is shit (CRS) ))
Arte: (( no idea where the feats start and the class stuff begins ))
	Haretsu: 	Works incredibly well for me
Haretsu: (( Feats is TOTALLY SEPERATE. ))
Haretsu: (( I just have the feats listed in there. RACIAL is between Feats and Class (hippo) ))
Haretsu: (( I'm pretty sure my DAMAGE should be 1d6+4 ))
Haretsu: (( which might mean they're still up, if they have 6 HP ))
Haretsu: (( except for Nicklerick ))
Haretsu: (( because fuck his shit ))
Tarron: (( no he'd be "disabled" and able to take one move or standard a turn ))
Tarron: (( so he could shoot us, though it would put him at -1 ))
Haretsu: (( Right so yeah, add 1 HP to all those niggers ))
	Nicklerick: 	>Implying we have 6 HP
Haretsu: (( I'll go fix that and next time rely on w- mip ))
	Tarron: 	*so yeah FFS*
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+1+1 = 12 + 1 + 1 = 14 » *let's just shoot him*
	Tarron: 	*that hit?*
	Kobold 2: 	*Jojo dodges out of the way* I WAS MEANT FOR THIS
Haretsu: (( stab his shit, Lightkeeper ))
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » Tricky bugger
Haretsu: (( or not ))
Haretsu: (( Damn. ))
	Kobold 2: 	« 1d3 = 3 » 1=Arte, 2=LK, 3=Tarron
	Tarron: 	My, my! Hard to hit, aren't you!
	Tarron: 	*you ass*
	Kobold 2: 	« 1d20+1-4 = 14 + 1 - 4 = 11 » FOR THE RADISHEEES
	Tarron: 	*naw*
	Tarron: 	But I am just as such!
	Arte: 	I'm ending this before it DOES hit you! « 1d20+4+2+2 = 1 + 4 + 2 + 2 = 9 »
	Arte: 	*naw*
	Kobold 2: 	*Mass Jojo posing*
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+3+2 = 15 + 3 + 2 = 20 » goddamn I mean really
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+3+2 = 2 + 3 + 2 = 7 » « 1d20+3+2 = 13 + 3 + 2 = 18 » Shit, people
	Siegfried: 	« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » « 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » Fuck's wrong with you
	Siegfried: 	*punches it to the milky way with Ravenclaw*
	Siegfried: 	*or well, claws it*
	Kobold 2: 	BLAAAARGH I'M DEEED
	Kobold 2: 	100 exp
	Kobold 2: 	give yourself another 100 for exploration points
	Arte: 	...That counts as much as anything!
	Siegfried: 	*naw that was all me nigga*
	Haretsu: 	*I promise you I will not be nearly as broken in the future*
	Lightkeeper: 	"So yes! Radishes!"
Tokens dropped onto map 'Radish Patch Kids'
	Haretsu: 	*2900 right*
	Tarron: 	Thank you, Siegfried! He might have had me, otherwise! *runs over to the radish patch, let's ravish these radishes*
	Tarron: 	*no, 3000*
	Tarron: 	*we got 100 from exploring, too*
	Haretsu: 	*I was at 2700 before*
	Haretsu: 	*so yeah missed something somewhere*
	Haretsu: 	*checks out these radishes* Now, what on earth do these have to do with the moon?
	Hendrix: 	Thankfully there doesn't seem to be any DC50 survival checks to pick the radishes without taking 5d6 damage, so you may pick as many basketfuls as you please.
	Haretsu: 	*let's pick "A few baskets" full*
	Hendrix: 	and the radishes are, well, radishes.
	Tarron: 	*inspects, cuts one, there anything special on the inside*
	Hendrix: 	they have a sort of spicy taste to them
Tarron: (( damn brb aggin ))
	Hendrix: 	it had radish stuff on the inside.
Tarron: (( back ))
	Tarron: 	Oh, how disappointing! I thought they would have some lunar connection...
	Tarron: 	*and you lot are superdead it appears such*
	Hendrix: 	Super duper duper ded
Haretsu: (( was just waiting for you to get back really ))
	Arte: 	They're just radishes, after all. If they were holy, or special or something, would people really be cooking them in stew?
Haretsu: (( but apparently I developed a mighty need to piss while doing so ))
	Lightkeeper: 	"Hey, people have cooked sillier things." *Gathers radishes*
	Hendrix: 	You gather up a few basket fulls of yummy radishes
	Hendrix: 	to the map screen awaaay
	Arte: 	*well do we need to head straight back to Leggo my Eggo's or should we explore another coupla areas*
	Lightkeeper: 	Maybe we should get those radishes over before they spoil...
Haretsu: 	*rolls to know if they gon' spoil anytime soon*
	Arte: 	You heard the man. Let's go.
Haretsu: 	huh what why am I not impersonated
Haretsu: 	okay
Haretsu: 	didn't even change the map
Arte: (( I uh ))
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » They gon' spoil or not => Invalid expression: « 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » They gon' spoil or not.
Arte: (( ctrl+x'd you by accident on the old man ))
Arte: (( and just pasted again ))
Arte: (( hippo ))
You whisper to Agi: these radishes don't tend to spoil easily, and probably aren't going to any time soon
Haretsu: (( Hell'd you even HAVE ownership for, whatever ))
Arte: (( you gave it to me when you went to Murrica ))
Arte: (( ie, Mcdonalds ))
	Haretsu: 	Looking more closely, spoiling isn't going to be an issue with these, though I've sure Ms. Svetlana would like her crop shortly.
	Arte: 	It can't hurt to stop by for a minute, anyways.
	Hendrix: 	You arrive at the post in a moment's notice. Everything seems to be going as usual save for a new face chatting things up with Keston.
	Siegfried: 	shit elkay sorry bout that
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
Tokens dropped onto map 'OlegsTradingPost'
	Bastardi: 	Welcome back. I think there's some guy that was looking for you folks earlier.
	Bastardi: 	There he is, making small talk with old Kessie.
	Tarron: 	Looking? For us? Whatever for?
	Bastardi: 	*Shrugs* Like hell I know.
	Haretsu: 	*yeah, why look for us, we kinda suck*
	Arte: 	We do this every damned time. One of these days, we'll actually walk in without standing around forever.
	Haretsu: 	*you and your metahumor*
	Jhod Kavken: 	*Rubs eyes* Oi, there you are. You men and *ahem* woman must be the exploration charter I've heard ever so much about.
	Jhod Kavken: 	Allow me to introduce myself. I am Jhod Kavken, a priest of Erastil.
	Siegfried: 	did you just call me a woman
	Haretsu: 	*are you a woman*
	Siegfried: 	only reason I could think of to cough while doing so
	Siegfried: 	well I DO have some pretty bitchin locks
	Haretsu: 	*kind of a frilly doohickey on your left side*
	Siegfried: 	that'd be Saber
	Arte: 	Heard about? Good, bad, neutral? What kind of news are we stirring up?
	Haretsu: 	Good to meet you, Jhod. My name is Haretsu, and... well, the others can introduce themselves. I'm the group's resident alchemist.
	Jhod Kavken: 	You can say that for, well, reasons, I I've come to this post to offer some help. Just around here, of course.
	Haretsu: 	Even more help? They've certainly been generous with the guard as of late.
	Jhod Kavken: 	But enough about me. I have a favor to ask. I need you to seek out something for me. A lost temple belonging to my faith.
Haretsu: (( Bears. ))
Haretsu: (( We have a BEAR worshipper. ))
Arte: (( Good ))
	Tarron: 	A temple of Erastil? My, my! Haven't we heard of something similar just recently?
	Tarron: 	*Least I'm pretty sure someone said something about a temple of Erastil*
	Tarron: 	*Think it was the kid*
	Tarron: 	*Unless Bokken DID mention the name and not just bears*
Tarron: (( ah, Bokken did ))
	Jhod Kavken: 	I know it may sound strange, but I ask of you to confirm the location of this temple.
	Jhod Kavken: 	I'll warn you ahead of time though. This temple is guarded by a rather persistant bear. Has been for the lognest time.
	Haretsu: 	You don't say...? Old man Bokken was talking of a temple guarded by the same.
	Jhod Kavken: 	And let's just say...*Gendo poses* there's something that isn't quite "right" about this bear.
	Tarron: 	Is not the entire species perpetually antagonistic?
	Tarron: 	Whatever could you mean by that? Are we dealing with a form of superbear?
Haretsu: (( I HOPE NOT (D) ))
	Jhod Kavken: 	*Stares* Did you not hear me? Something isn't right about it.
	Haretsu: 	Nothing more specific than "not right?"
	Hendrix: 	It appears this man is leaving out something rather important, and probably isn't going to tell you unless you have a more trustworthy way with words.
	Tarron: 	My oh my, yes, further information would be most kind of you!
	Tarron: 	*Well, niggers*
	Hendrix: 	that is to say, book requires Dimplomacy check from someone
	Tarron: 	*I uh, do have Diplom--m*
	Haretsu: 	*someone's go- goody*
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22 » *Yeah I got this covered, I'll loop it into my former sentence*
	Jhod Kavken: 	*Looks down* Oh what am I doing? I can't leave someone like you in the dark like this.
	Jhod Kavken: 	A while ago, when I had just travled into Brevoy, I had a particularly vivid dream about an overgrown temple of Erastil guarded by a huge, angry bear.
	Jhod Kavken: 	When I woke up, I felt an irresistable tug to the south, and it led me here, where I soon after learned of your group and your charter.
	Jhod Kavken: 	*Scrunches back up again* That's why I need you to look out for this temple for me. I feel this is my only chance...
	Arte: 	Making sure we're on the same page here. A dream...showed you this temple of Erastil? And a giant bear? Then you wake up and can't stop yourself from going toward it? So you want to send US there? You can't go yourself because....?
	Jhod Kavken: 	I'm unsure if it truly exists. If you find it, the first thing you should do is take me directly there.
	Jhod Kavken: 	I'm a priest, not a scout after all.
	Arte: 	So, what about when we get you there? What then
	Arte: 	?
	Jhod Kavken: 	Erastil shall show me the way.
	Jhod Kavken: 	That's all I can share with you for now. Carry on your merry selves, and don't get too hurt out there.
	Arte: 	He's already doing that and you aren't listening to him. We'll be showing you the way there. Well, I'm interested in this place, so count yourself lucky.
	Tarron: 	My, my, we will help you! As soon as we help Svetlana! Do any of you know where she is? We have gotten those radishes for her!
Tarron: (( that darned agi and his month-long pisses ))
	Jhod Kavken: 	Svetlana? She must be outside the house or something...
	Tarron: 	*well since aggs died guess I'll go see her and give her the radishes*
	Arte: 	*Or I will, I can actually CARRY baskets without having to catch my breath every three seconds*
	Svetlana: 	Ah! You arrived just on time! It was almost time to cook, and I was afraid I'd have to go another day without moon radish soup!
	Svetlana: 	Why, these should be more than enough for the whole month! I can't thank you harder.
	Svetlana: 	Well, yes I can. I still have that 250 GP reward for your troubles here....
	Arte: 	No, no, we got the radishes for you. About lucky there were any left, with the Kobolds there. Didn't take as long as I'd have thought.
	Haretsu: 	*strikes you with a smooth criminal*
	Tarron: 	Are you sure? That seems a lot! Are these valuable radishes?
	Svetlana: 	Oh those crazy Kobolds. I've had run-ins with them before, not very pleasant to be around.
	Haretsu: 	Whatever it costs to keep a smile on Mr. Oleg's face, eh? Do they only grow in that area...? I'm surprised you haven't got a crop here.
	Svetlana: 	They're a special kind that only grow around this area. Not too sure what their market value is, but I do know Oleg can't get enough of them!
Haretsu: (( « 1d20+8 = 12 + 8 = 20 » Well damn how much are we ripping the lady off ))
Haretsu: (( right that was supposed to be secret ))
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 » mpraise => Invalid expression: « 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 » mpraise.
	Hendrix: 	You do not know anything about these radishes other than they're tasty and grow around here.
	Haretsu: 	*if they grow around here, why don't they grow around -HERE-*
	Tarron: 	Welll....Okay! I won't stop you!
Tarron: (( this is sixteen miles from the corp ))
Tarron: (( crop* ))
Haretsu: (( That's a fair distance to walk, since vehicles apparently don't exist ))
	Svetlana: 	Hmm, a crop of Moon Radishes could be nice to grow around the post....but we're traders, not gardeners.
Arte: (( carriages do, but this is pretty much untamed wilderness ))
Haretsu: (( She could have like a little vegetable garden ))
Arte: (( Don't think you can just plant the radish itself aggs ))
Arte: (( you'd have to transport them, and that's kinda tough to do ))
Haretsu: (( Hell if I know anything about radishes ))
Haretsu: (( Seems to me, if you've got the seeds and you've got the soil, what's stopping you ))
	Arte: 	*guess we'll have to split the money (SAD)*
Haretsu: (( Other then there not being anything around here ))
Haretsu: (( or well ))
Haretsu: (( any SPACE to plant them ))
Arte: (( You saw nerd^3 play farm simulator ))
Haretsu: (( on the map at least ))
Arte: (( imagine that IRL ))
Arte: (( that's farming ))
	Hendrix: 	Maaaaaaaaan
Arte: (( it ain't easy ))
Arte: (( BUT EITHER WAY ))
	Hendrix: 	I could totally go for some Daikon right now
Haretsu: (( some what ))
Arte: (( air conditioning ))
Arte: (( but with die ))
	Hendrix: 	I mean goddamn, I need some Daikon right now
Haretsu: (( well go get some whatever the fuck Daikon is ))
Arte: (( it's like ))
	Hendrix: 	but I don't think any place around here sells or serves it
Arte: (( a carrot radish ))
	Hendrix: 	damn you Mitsuwa for being a billion miles away
Haretsu: (( CRABWALK TO MITSUWA (D) ))
	Arte: 	If you need us for anything else, just ask!
	Arte: 	*DAMN IT, GUESS I HAVE TO SPLIT THE MONEY (SAD)*
	Svetlana: 	Oh don't worry yourselves too hard!
	Haretsu: 	*DAMNED STRAIGHT YOU DO, GIVE SOME TO LIGHTKEEPER, HE'S POOR AS FUCK*
	Arte: 	*so uh, 62 gp and 5 sp each*
	Arte: 	*Right probably out of rations by now*
	Arte: 	*should really get those*
	Hendrix: 	400 stir fried, seasoned Daikon points
	Haretsu: 	119gp whoo
	Haretsu: 	no idea how the fuck we're supposed to have 3000 by level 3
	Haretsu: 	that seems scaled pretty damn high
	Haretsu: 	maybe if we go dungeoning we could get some (D)
Arte: (( items ))
Arte: (( it's not flat money that wealth is measured in ))
	Hendrix: 	how much exp do you have now
	Haretsu: 	3400
Arte: (( he meant 3k moolaa ))
	Hendrix: 	oh lel
Arte: (( or however you spell that ))
Haretsu: (( Moolah? ))
Haretsu: (( And sure, "wealth," so I've got my starting 100 gp in items, plus that, plus a potion (D) ))
Haretsu: (( So far, and I'm just saying this is how it is, but you're the only one to have actually got an item you can use ))
	Arte: 	*CAN use, but have not effectively yet*(
	Arte: 	*Anyhow, let's get to splorin*
Haretsu: (( That said, I should probably bugger off to Bokken's place ))
Haretsu: (( get some formulae ))
	Hendrix: 	a splorin' we shall go
	Haretsu: 	*gets 4 days of rations first, fuck you guys (D)*
	Arte: 	*I have 6 now*
	Arte: 	*mip--well SIEGFRIED does*
	Haretsu: 	*THEN I SHALL GET 6 AS WELL (DHAT)*
	Arte: 	*LK YOU GET SOME TOO YOU'VE GOTTA BE STARVING BY NOW*
	Haretsu: 	*did we...*
	Haretsu: 	*ever get a GENERAL DIRECTION*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
	Haretsu: 	*for this bear shrine*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
	Hendrix: 	nope
Thrice: 	"Go south, nigga"
	Hendrix: 	just "in the forest"
Thrice: 	Direct quote from Erastil himself
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Import 1 of Grasslands'
	Haretsu: 	*sigh* "In the forest..." There are any number of forests around here.
	Arte: 	We won't find it unless we explore everywhere, it seems.
Arte: (( we: *find it immediately with no exploration* ))
	Haretsu: 	That said, it'll hopefully be close to Bokken's place. That's where the bears are swarming after all.
	Haretsu: 	*looks at map* We should be able to get the area between here and there completely scouted on this run.
	Tarron: 	Do you think so? We may try! However, it may be across the river, as well. That was in a forest. *I think that was in a forest*
	Tarron: 	*If not, scratch that statement*
	Hendrix: 	It was near a forest, but wasn't in one
	Tarron: 	*as in the place with Skeleton Jack or w/e*
	Hendrix: 	nor was that a forest
	Tarron: 	*Spoony Davik it seems*
	Haretsu: 	*so yeah I'm suggesting getting those six hexes kinda sandwiched there totally explored*
	Tarron: 	*ah well shit*
	Tarron: 	Oh, we will be gone a week this time! I hope they do not worry.
	Arte: 	Somewhere around there, if we're going to explore all of those.
	Arte: 	Could be up to two, if we get unlucky.
	Hendrix: 	So, which way you goin
	Arte: 	If you need to, Tarron, feel free to hitch a ride on Siegfried. He won't mind.
Arte: (( southeast I guess, to the land of fried chicken ))
	Haretsu: 	At least we'll have some definite progress we can point to. It might be the closest... sixth, but nonetheless.
	Arte: 	*welp let's go to the SE then, square right next to us there*
	Arte: 	*m*
	Hendrix: 	explore or just strolling?
	Haretsu: 	*explorin' this whooole chunk*
	Haretsu: 	*course charted (D)*
Arte: (( we have to start somewhere ))
Arte: (( which is where we are ))
	Donkey: 	Could also nab the hex to my left
	Donkey: 	if we wanted
Arte: (( We will yes ))
Arte: (( but it seems shit goes down in this one ))
	Hendrix: 	While exploring, you find a den strewn about with nearly 200 feet of thick webbing containing the skeletons of baors, deer, bears, and a few humans.
	Arte: 	*FRIGGEN WEBS YO*
	Donkey: 	*CHRIST*.
	Arte: 	...I don't remember those spiders back there eating baors, whatever the hell a baor is!
	Hendrix: 	It's hard to see anything else in this nest
	Arte: 	*yes yes boars*
	Haretsu: 	...I don't think we're dealing with chew spiders here.
Haretsu: (( « 1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13 » BUT SHIT WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH ))
Haretsu: (( RIGHT ))
Haretsu: (( SECRET ))
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10 » WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH NIGGA => Invalid expression: « 1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10 » WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH NIGGA.
	Tarron: 	O-oh, no, I should think not...
	Haretsu: 	*just had to type that out twice*
Haretsu: (( Unknown command: "RSEC « 1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14 » WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH NIGGA". Try /help for a list of commands. ))
Haretsu: (( apparently ))
Haretsu: (( it does not parse capitalization ))
	Haretsu: 	*also you did take my Enlarge Person extract, right*
	Hendrix: 	You can't really see too much unless you want to get at all in a sensable range of the den.
	Hendrix: 	As of right now it's only within your sights
	Haretsu: 	*yeah I'd like to approach to get a better look but BE REASONABLE AND DON'T SPAWN ME TWO FEET AWAY FROM DEATH.*
	Arte: 	*bring LK along, he actually invested in Stealth*
	Arte: 	*though really, we could all go*
	Haretsu: 	This demands a closer look.
	Hendrix: 	New map, go to wherever LK is
Tokens dropped onto map 'random filler map now with spiders'
Tokens dropped onto map 'random filler map now with spiders'
Haretsu: 	*the one directly to the northeast, I assume*
	Hendrix: 	yep that one
	Hendrix: 	So yes, you get in closer, roll a perception to see what's up
	Haretsu: 	*hell'd Thrice go*
	Hendrix: 	Where DID that man go
	Haretsu: 	*I don't even really HAVE perception, come on man* « 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 »
	Haretsu: 	*well I might*
	Haretsu: 	*kind of*
	Haretsu: 	>Find the average concealed door 15
	Haretsu: 	*right, checks for percep are absurdly low*
	Arte: 	« 1d20 = 7 » *you have more than I do*
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24 » *but not me(*
	Haretsu: 	*you don't have ANY additions to percep? (HIPPO)*
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+11 = 11 + 11 = 22 »
	Hendrix: 	You got in close, but you don't seem to see anythig
	Arte: 	*I don't get it as a class skill, so, uh, no*
	Tarron: 	*well ass*
	Haretsu: 	*you don't even have Wis? (hmm)*
	Tarron: 	*freakin 24 didn't do it*
	Arte: 	*No I don't have wis, I have chr*
	Haretsu: 	*ah*
	Haretsu: 	Nothing...?
	Tarron: 	I'm sure I checked near enough everywhere! I can't see a single spider!
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 » *right I exist but I have to nat 20 to beat a 24*
	Siegfried: 	*naw*
	Haretsu: 	Maybe not, but... ergh. I'm more than happy to skip this place for now.
	Arte: 	Bit afraid that trying to leave will disturb them. We can try it, though.
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20-2 = 1 - 2 = -1 » I shall use my terribad percep to save you all
	Haretsu: 	Hopefully they share the smaller ones' distaste for light.
	Tarron: 	*nigga I rolled a 24*
	Tarron: 	*You can't beat that, just don't even try (D)*
	Hendrix: 	Damn, when did you roll that
	Tarron: 	*If that don't do it nothin will*
	Haretsu: 	*indeed, Nat 20 ain't matter*
	Haretsu: 	*...she rolled it ages ago*
	Haretsu: 	*you hippo*
	Tarron: 	*right before you rolled a 22*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Well congrats, you just managed to see the giant spider that was about to sneak up on you
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I mean hiss skskskkssks spider sounds
Haretsu: (( HOLY ASSBALLS IT'S HUGE ))
Haretsu: (( COLOR SPRAY THAT NIGGA ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	*I am also using a piece of spider web as a bungee cord leading into the cave, never know when some nigga might catch on*
Haretsu: (( amazing ))
Haretsu: (( so she just KOs him ))
Haretsu: (( and it's rubberbanded back in ))
	Tarron: 	AWAH! Siegfried, t-the spider! Get it! Get it!
	Siegfried: 	the hell you talkin about woma oh gahd
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » Aw shit some1 saw me I gotta init fast
	Haretsu: 	What? Spider? Spider where?! « 1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » *guess we init*
	Haretsu: 	*HA*
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 » It's RIGHT THERE!
	Arte: 	« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » And here we thought we'd be able to get away!
	Arte: 	*DAMN IT ALL*
	Arte: 	*ALWAYS WTIH THE ONES ON INIT*
	Haretsu: 	*COLOR SPRAY IT TERRY*
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » As if there's any escape!
	Tarron: 	*COLOR SPRAY IS A CONE*
	Tarron: 	*IF I HIT IT, I HIT SIEGFRIED*
	Haretsu: 	*CAN'T YOU ANGLE THAT SHIT*
	Tarron: 	*WHY WOULD I ANGLE IT AWAY THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE*
	Haretsu: 	*OR HELL, JUMP ON HIM*
	Haretsu: 	*MOUNT THE LION (D)*
	Tarron: 	*I DON'T EVEN HAVE RIDE*
	Tarron: 	« 1d20+1+1 = 13 + 1 + 1 = 15 » *I WILL JUST SHOOT IT*
	Haretsu: 	*SO, IF YOU FAIL IT TURNS INTO A MOVE ACTION, DOESN'T IT*
	Haretsu: 	*OR IS THAT JUST ON CAVALIERS*
	Tarron: 	*YES, IT'S A MOVE ACTION, ALSO I'D PROVOKE AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY*
	Tarron: 	*AND THEN ANOTHER FOR CASTING A SPELL IF IT HAS COMBAT REFLEXES*
	Haretsu: 	*WELL*
	Haretsu: 	*DON'T*
	Tarron: 	*Well mounting might not, I dunno*
	Haretsu: 	*DOES THAT HIT TIRK*
	Haretsu: 	*TELL ME IT HITS*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	aaaugh you got me
	Tarron: 	« 1d8 = 1 » *THANK GOD*
	Haretsu: 	*ASS*
	Tarron: 	*FUCK YOU*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	think again
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Tarron, LK, Harry, Spider, Arte shoulda posted that
Tarron: (( naw son ))
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » Bad arachnid! Know ones place!
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you'll nevah catch me
Tarron: (( especially not with the hundreds of penalties on that roll anyhow ))
Haretsu: (( indeed ))
Haretsu: (( it just has total cover AND you'd be firing into melee etc. ))
	Tarron: 	*shit did MINE even hit*
	Tarron: 	Two characters are engaged in melee if they are enemies of each other and either threatens the other.
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	oh fire into melee
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	how silly you are
Haretsu: (( They weren't engaged in melee yet ))
Haretsu: (( I think ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you were not
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I'm in the trees nigga
	Tarron: 	*your turn then*
	Haretsu: 	Get out of there! Run! *just takes my mutagen now*
Tarron: (( why not TBA ))
Tarron: (( so yo ucan firebomb it next turn ))
Tarron: (( without killing us ))
Haretsu: (( That is not prepared ))
Tarron: (( well you niglet ))
	Haretsu: 	*dammit Tarron why DIDN'T you run*
	Haretsu: 	*come on girl*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I dunno u ask me
	Tarron: 	*well, this is awkward*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » *Takes a bite outta crime*
	Haretsu: 	*I was uh, sort of planning on getting in the way, but that works*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	daaaw
	Tarron: 	NO! Get away, you cretin!
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	*fwiiiings back into cave*
	Arte: 	*DAMMIT*
	Arte: 	*That probably doesn't provoke AoOs (SAD)*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	>Implying you'll ever AoO me
	Arte: 	! Where'd it go?!
Haretsu: (( Siegfried could try to grab it out of the air (smirk) ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	nope sorry unpossible
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » Dammit "where'd it go" would be percep, wouldn't it
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19 »
	Tarron: 	The-the string went to the cave! It would be in there...if you want to fight it...
	Haretsu: 	*MAN YOU WERE JUST THERE*
	Haretsu: 	*I SAW YOU (D)*
	Tarron: 	*or well, den*
	Haretsu: 	*CAN'T BE STEALTHING IN PLAIN SIGHT (D)*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Where DID I go anyway?
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I juss dunt kno man
	Arte: 	Yes, I'm going to fight it! That's what it gets, for attacking you! ...I'd like to be able to see it, though.
	Arte: 	« 1d20 = 8 » *welp 10% chance*
	Arte: 	*naw*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you know it's uh, in the cave
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you don't see it anymore though
	Haretsu: 	Oh, DON'T you worry about seeing it.
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 » *Man do I really gotta pull this entire team along*
	Siegfried: 	*I do not*
	Haretsu: 	*is LK not going then*
	Tarron: 	*it'd be my turn*
	Tarron: 	*you happo*
	Haretsu: 	*right*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdmG0k8S8k
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	obvious theme of this epic battle
Tarron: (( hippo ))
	Tarron: 	Spiders, they do not like light, yes...? This will make it easier to see, as well, so YOU can go in there... *daylight on a bolt, but can't shoot it this turn, because standard actions and shit*
	Tarron: 	*still sheds bright light in a 60-foot radius*
	Haretsu: 	*could light one of mine*
	Tarron: 	*well you can use it if you want*
	Haretsu: 	Terry, give one of my bolts a light. Let's get a warning shot out there.
	Tarron: 	*I already cast it on mine*
	Tarron: 	*I can just...hand it to you*
	Haretsu: 	*you can like*
	Tarron: 	*I mean, shit*
	Haretsu: 	*it takes time to load it*
	Haretsu: 	(HIPPO*
	Haretsu: 	*
	Tarron: 	*HANDS IT TO YOU, LET'S NOT GO THERE*
	Haretsu: 	)
	Tarron: 	*You'd have to load it any damn ways*
	Haretsu: 	*why can't you just retcon it*
	Tarron: 	*And it's only a move action*
	Haretsu: 	*that takes zero effort*
	Tarron: 	*nigger let's not go down this road take your bolt*
	Haretsu: 	*unloads the already loaded bolt, reloads the lit one, moves, and manages to fire off a shot then, because you refused to just light mine*
	Tarron: 	*You uh, can't move*
	Tarron: 	*if you load it*
	Tarron: 	*as it's a move action to reload a crossbow*
	Haretsu: 	*this is why I told you to JUST LIGHT MINE THAT WAS ALREADY LOADED.*
	Tarron: 	*you can take a five foot step though*
	Haretsu: 	*WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT (D)*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	keep this up and the spider eats your waifu
	Tarron: 	*So yes, just..step in between Arte and LK*
	Tarron: 	*there's no difference except that you're FARTHER AWAY FROM THE GIANT SPIDER (HIPPO)*
	Haretsu: 	*it needs to go right down the middle of the cave (D)*
	Tarron: 	*This ain't literal mapping, there isn't a "cave"*
	Haretsu: 	*instead of hitting a wall on the inside and accomplishing nothing (D)*
	Tarron: 	*it's the den*
	Tarron: 	*EVEN IF IT BREAKS IT'S STILL SHEDDING LIGHT*
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » *FIRES, WHO EVEN CARES*
	Haretsu: 	*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
	Haretsu: 	*WAIT WHY AM I FIRING*
	Haretsu: 	*ER*
	Tarron: 	*AND MOVE OVER, JESUS*
	Haretsu: 	*ROLLING*
	Haretsu: 	*THERE IS NO TARGET*
	Haretsu: 	*SHE DIDN'T NEED TO ROLL*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you're aiming at something, right
	Haretsu: 	*I'M AIMING INTO THE THING THAT IS LIKE*
	Haretsu: 	*A MILLION*
Tarron: (( aren't you aiming into the den? No you're not going to miss the hole, I'd hope, you didn't even nat one ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	a gorillion dollars
Tarron: (( it does not exactly have a high AC ))
	Haretsu: 	*yes that*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	but yes, the arrow goes into the cave
	Haretsu: 	*it's AC 5 to hit a particular square*
	Haretsu: 	*with splash*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	GOD I AM SO ANGRY NOW
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	WHY IS EVERYTHING LIGHT
	Tarron: 	*you really, REALLY should have fucking GONE TO WHERE YOU COULD LEGALLY MOVE*
	Tarron: 	*because then it would not be able to get to you without provoking an AoO from Siegfried and Arte*
	Haretsu: 	*I TOLD YOU TO LIGHT MY GODDAMN BOLT (D)*
	Haretsu: 	*WAS THAT SO HARD (D)*
	Tarron: 	*AFTER I LIT MINE*
	Tarron: 	*Be quicker on the uptake*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you guys are autists
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	seriously
	Haretsu: 	*RETCON NIGGA (D)*
	Haretsu: 	*RETCON (D)*
	Tarron: 	*I KNOW HE IS BEING ONE*
	Tarron: 	*I AM TRYING TO UNKEEP HIM DOING THAT*
	Tarron: 	*HE REFUSES, IT's THE SPIDER'S TURN*
	Haretsu: 	*no, you're trying to make me do nothing on my turn*
	Haretsu: 	*by handing me a bolt*
	Haretsu: 	*so I have to unload, reload, move, and then fire*
	Haretsu: 	*which is unpossible*
Tarron: (( Agi the only fucking difference is that you would be one square in front of Arte right now. ))
Tarron: (( Which you should be. ))
Tarron: (( You can load the bolt, take a FFS, and then shoot just fine. ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	*Spring attacks*
Tarron: (( Jesus goddamend christ agi. ))
	Haretsu: 	*I'd have to unload it first.*
	Haretsu: 	*which I can't.*
Tarron: (( That is a free action. ))
	Haretsu: 	*why is it free to unload*
	Haretsu: 	*that makes no sense*
Tarron: (( Had you listened to me, you would not be getting spring attacked. ))
Tarron: (( But noooo. ))
	Haretsu: 	*hell it'd be harder to unload it than reload it*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 » nom
Tarron: (( cause it has no benefit mostly ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d6 = 6 »+poison yum
	Haretsu: 	*lets you change ammo type*
Tarron: (( He didn't case Shield, so that probably hits indeed ))
	Haretsu: 	*that is occasionally relevant*
	Haretsu: 	*and yes it hits*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Bite—injury; save Fort DC 14; frequency 1/round for 4 rounds; effect 1d2 Strength damage; cure 1 save.
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 »
	Haretsu: 	*m*
Tarron: (( it might be relevant on the first turn, but let's not be autismal here. ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d2 = 1 »
	Haretsu: 	Ow, dammit!
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	GETTING AWAY, GETTING AWAY, GETTING AWAY, GETTING AWAY
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	(WITH MURDER)
Haretsu: (( Huh, this is the first time poison's ever been a thing ))
	Arte: 	Ha, I can see it now! It's as good as dead!
Haretsu: (( just one save ever? ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	1 save
Arte: (( you have to pass it, but yes ))
Arte: (( er no, you make the save every round I think ))
Arte: (( If that's what you meant ))
Haretsu: (( that's what I meant yeah ))
Arte: (( Just look it up, you're an alchemist how do you not know the rules for poison ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	orite
	Arte: 	*Yeah not going to chance mounting as a free action*
Haretsu: (( because I've not had a chance to use it yet, mostly ))
	Arte: 	*can I charge in there*
	Arte: 	*or is there something stopping me, or would it be fuckingstupid*
	Arte: 	*ie, are there webs everywhere*
	Arte: 	*in the den itself*
	Arte: 	« 1d20+2+2 = 10 + 2 + 2 = 14 » *Eh screw it, I'll just shoot the fucker, it can't eat Siegfried*
	Arte: 	*does that hit it*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	see this shit it's all web
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	that's some difficult-ass terrtain
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	and that just hits me
	Arte: 	« 1d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	ow
	Haretsu: 	*and hey, really*
	Haretsu: 	*it's better that the Str drain hit ME*
	Haretsu: 	*as I don't rely on Str*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Tarron less go
	Siegfried: 	*well, ass*
	Siegfried: 	*I guess I have to walk through the goddamned web to hit it*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	sounds lovely
	Haretsu: 	*I can burn away the web on my turn*
	Siegfried: 	*Yeah fuck it, I ain't getting trapped by web*
	Haretsu: 	*if it's still up by then*
	Siegfried: 	*someone else do something*
	Haretsu: 	*that'd be you still*
	Haretsu: 	*Tarron*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Well if Tarron ain't gon do shit
	Tarron: 	*what CAN I do, shit*
	Lightkeeper: 	« 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 » It should be reasonable to aim into here....
	Haretsu: 	*fire your crossbow, maybe, because you touched my bolt*
	Tarron: 	*I'll just...reload my crossbow*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	lk u suk go home
	Haretsu: 	*as would make sense*
Tarron: (( she was planning to fire her own, Agi, stop being so autistic ))
	Tarron: 	*but yeah guess I'll reload and move*
Haretsu: (( Yeah which is why I said something IC ))
Haretsu: (( presumably, to stop her from doing that ))
Tarron: (( Sorry man, too late ))
Tarron: (( Doesn't matter ))
Tarron: (( The battle is proceeding regularly ))
Tarron: (( Do not interrupt the flow ))
Tarron: (( To austify ))
Tarron: (( Yeah, that ))
Tarron: (( It's also your turn ))
	Haretsu: 	Ergh, this poison... let me burn away those webs. « 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » *literally cannot miss the square I'm aiming for*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I just had to be there, didn't I
	Haretsu: 	*gotta ref, spidey*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 » suck my dick new york
Tarron: (( and you CAN miss if you nat one ))
Tarron: (( hippo ))
	Haretsu: 	*well take two damage then*
Tarron: (( welp spider's turn again ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	It's all Arte now
Tarron: (( also make your save, Harry ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	oh wait, it's me
Tarron: (( for the poison ))
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 » Right that
	Haretsu: 	m
	Haretsu: 	« 1d2 = 2 »
	Haretsu: 	mm
Tarron: (( we probably should look up temp. ability damage. ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d3 = 3 » 1=LK, 2=Tarron, 3= Harry again
Haretsu: (( doing so right now ))
	Haretsu: 	*MMM*
Tarron: (( aaand just so you know poison stacks. ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 » feels gud
	Haretsu: 	*MMMMM*
Tarron: (( At least, I think it does. ))
	Haretsu: 	*YEAH NAW*
	Haretsu: 	*19 AC*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	nuuuuu
	Haretsu: 	*BUT SHIT YOU HIT ME, BLOCKED BY NATURAL ARMOR*
	Haretsu: 	*YANKS AWAY ARM AS IT'S GRABBED* HELL NO, NOT AGAIN.
	Lightkeeper: 	Persistant little bugger isn't it?
	Haretsu: 	LITTLE?
Arte: (( For every 2 points of damage you take to a single ability, apply a –1 penalty to skills and statistics listed with the relevant ability. If the amount of ability damage you have taken equals or exceeds your ability score, you immediately fall unconscious until the damage is less than your ability score. ))
Arte: (( aaand Unless otherwise noted, damage to your ability scores is healed at the rate of 1 per day to each ability score that has been damaged. ))
Arte: (( glhf ))
Haretsu: (( WELL WE'RE TRAVELLING. ))
	Arte: 	Okay, so don't go near this thing, got you.
Haretsu: (( just need to hope I don't have to climb anything. ))
	Arte: 	« 1d20+2+2 = 7 + 2 + 2 = 11 » *let's shoot it I guess, not wading into the spider's den*
	Arte: 	*naw*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	Suck my CR1 cock
	Siegfried: 	*Can I even GET to it*
	Haretsu: 	*do you WANT to*
	Siegfried: 	I guess I have reach*
	Siegfried: 	*it has taken 8 damage*
	Siegfried: 	*So I will try*
	Siegfried: 	« 1d20+3+2+2 = 16 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 23 » *Sure, let's just fucking CHARGE the thing, why not*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	nuuu dont charge into my lair ull mess everythig up
	Siegfried: 	« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » *sadly no no I will not with this damage*
Haretsu: (( no increased damage from charging? Or what ))
Siegfried: (( Charging adds to the attack roll ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	wow it took like 5 of you fagets to kill me lol yolo
Siegfried: (( Not damage ))
Haretsu: (( ah ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	100 exp
	Haretsu: 	*hey Tarron can you like*
	Haretsu: 	*cast Guidance, or something, anything at all*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	also 100 exp for exploring
	Haretsu: 	*that adds to my save*
	Tarron: 	0th: Create Water, Detect Magic, Ghost Sound, Light, Mage Hand, Read Magic, Stabilize
	Tarron: 	*no, no I cannot*
	Haretsu: 	*damn* « 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 » yolo indeed
	Haretsu: 	*good*
	Haretsu: 	*shudders*
	Haretsu: 	Antipoison. That's what I needed to get. Antipoison.
Tarron: (( ah ))
Tarron: (( However, if there is still poison active in you when you are attacked with that type of poison again, and you fail your initial save against the new dose, the doses stack. This has two effects, which last until the poisons run their course. Increased Duration: Increase the duration of the poison by 1/2 the amount listed in its frequency entry. Increased DC: Increase the poison's DC by +2. ))
	Haretsu: 	*antitoxin, ratther
Haretsu: (( Antitoxin costs 50 gp jesus christ why ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	well there's now a den with a knocked out spider in it
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I sure hope you won't do any naughty things to my body :$
Tarron: (( I'm...trying to check ))
Tarron: (( Whether you stop suffering the ability drain when the poison is cured or not ))
Tarron: (( but...there's no mention of that at all ))
Haretsu: (( what ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	huh?
Haretsu: (( You mean you want me to keep rolling 1d2 until I die ))
Tarron: (( no ))
Haretsu: (( despite curing the poison? ))
Tarron: (( I mean, you have 3 ability damage ATM ))
Haretsu: (( yeah ))
Tarron: (( I'm TRYING to check if that goes away when you cure the poison ))
Haretsu: (( it goes away once per day ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	yeah you like
Tarron: (( that seems wrong ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	just said that
Tarron: (( I know ))
Haretsu: (( it really doesn't ))
Tarron: (( but typically when you cure poison ))
Haretsu: (( you still have to recover ))
Tarron: (( you cure it ))
Tarron: (( and...the fact that this is a CR1 monster ))
Tarron: (( with the ability to poison like that ))
Tarron: (( makes me suspect that it does (HIPPO) ))
Haretsu: (( it's not like DC14 is huge ))
Haretsu: (( there also wasn't SWARMS of them ))
Tarron: (( at level 1? ))
Tarron: (( it's kinda big for any non-fighter ))
Haretsu: (( and thus we learned: don't get poisoned ))
	Haretsu: 	Don't mind me, I'm just going to go burn that damned thing.
Tarron: (( I...guess that's how it works ))
* Agi rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16 » Knowledge to know if they typically live in packs for some reason. => Invalid expression: « 1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16 » Knowledge to know if they typically live in packs for some reason..
Tarron: (( seems real damned wonky ))
You whisper to Agi: no they don't secretly live in packs
Tarron: (( it's 1/8 hours, but only once per day ))
	Haretsu: 	*good, they don't secretly live in packs*
Tarron: (( if you're in bed for 24 hours, it's 2 ))
Tarron: (( per ability ))
	Siegfried: 	stop
	Haretsu: 	*tosses goddamned bomb* « 1d20+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 »
	Haretsu: 	*yeah whatever*
	Haretsu: 	*burn baby*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	you done blow the whole place up
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	all the webs and shit are burning, see
Arte: (( good job harry ))
Arte: (( we're kind of ))
Arte: (( near those wbs ))
Arte: (( e ))
Arte: (( there's like ))
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	same with all those corpses and skeletons and other nasty shit
Arte: (( a 200-foot thing of webs ))
Arte: (( shit, harry ))
Arte: (( shit. ))
	Haretsu: 	*webs SMOLDER*
	Haretsu: 	*they don't burst into flames*
Arte: (( NOT IN PATHFINDER THEY DON'T. ))
	Haretsu: 	*HEY PATHFINDER, HERE'S A TIP*
	Haretsu: 	*BE CORRECT*
Arte: (( but uh, what actually happens IRL is that they like...shrink real fast ))
	Haretsu: 	*well that's what I meant*
Arte: (( but yeah in paffinger ))
Arte: (( theyj ust burn ))
	Haretsu: 	*is smolder not the right word*
Arte: (( pretend it's a chemical in the evil superspider web. ))
	Lightkeeper: 	Well, that spider sure is feeling the burn.
Arte: (( shit don't gotta be realistic all the time nigga (D) ))
	Arte: 	...Yeah, and it's lucky we weren't too close to those webs, or we would be too.
	Lightkeeper: 	Guess that spider was no -match- for you.
	Tarron: 	*oh right, I should probably heal you*
	Tarron: 	*can't heal ability damage, but, you know*
	Lightkeeper: 	I swear, that sort of thing could get a man fired.
	Haretsu: 	*indeed* Hope it's not too much to ask for a bit of a healing touch here, Tarron?
	Arte: 	I think the spider would bite you for those if it could, Light.
	Tarron: 	Yes, yes, of course! « 1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » *no*
	Tarron: 	*eh w/e you'll heal the other two through the night (D)*
	Haretsu: 	*well I'll be at full tomorrow morning*
	Haretsu: 	Thanks... though the damage done through the poison's just going to have to take time.
	Punhead Fortune: 	That must be one insecure spider then
	Punhead Fortune: 	he should spend less time on the web
	Haretsu: 	« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 » No
	Haretsu: 	m
	Tarron: 	Now, um, may we leave? This place is uncomfortable-feeling, even with that gone!
	Haretsu: 	*looks over* Is it dead? We can leave when it's dead.
	Arte: 	« 1d20+4+2 = 13 + 4 + 2 = 19 » Yes, it's dead.
	Arte: 	« 1d8+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 »
	Haretsu: 	Then we can leave.
	Arte: 	*I hope it's dead anyways*
	Giant Trapdoor Spider: 	I will always live on in your heart
	Arte: 	*only in Harry's, where your children are even now growing*
	Haretsu: 	*well yes, some of your poison probably IS in my heart now*
	Haretsu: 	*DAMMIT NO.*
	Haretsu: 	*NO (D)*
	Arte: 	*so yeah, I assume we're ending here*
	Haretsu: 	Fuckin spiders man (D)
	Arte: 	Spiders indeed give us a fuckton of trouble
	Arte: 	Damn it
	Arte: 	STILL
	Arte: 	nobody thought to buy a fucking tent
	Haretsu: 	...
	Haretsu: 	hippo
	Donkey: 	I saw the whole thing
	Donkey: 	it was hilarious
	Punhead Fortune: 	Good thing Harry didn't accidentally hit you with his bombs
	Punhead Fortune: 	your ass would be fired for that
	Donkey: 	resisting urge to murder
	Punhead Fortune: 	Murder? I hardly even know her!
	Arte: 	*murds you*
	Punhead Fortune: 	exactly, cupcake.
	Hendrix: 	So yeah, pretty silly session overall
	Donkey: 	We got a good amount done (hmm)
	Donkey: 	And yes, Tirk, it does get more autismal