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<i><font color="#808080">OPTIMUS PRIME</font>: Earth, birthplace of the human race,</i>

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<i>a species much like our own,</i>

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<i>capable of great compassion</i>

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<i>and great violence.</i>

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<i>For in our quest to protect the humans,</i>

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<i>a deeper revelation dawns.</i>

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<i>Our worlds have met before.</i>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(GASPS)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(MEN SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

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- <font color="#808080">FEMALE ANNOUNCER 1</font>: Newsflash from the BBC.
- <font color="#808080">MALE ANNOUNCER</font>: Breaking news out of Shanghai.

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<i>There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.</i>

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<i><font color="#808080">FEMALE ANNOUNCER 2</font>: We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.</i>

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<i>We will bring you
any new information as we get it.</i>

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<font color="#808080">WOMAN</font>: NEST Seahawks approaching target.

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<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.

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Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.

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All right, give NEST team the go.

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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.

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<i><font color="#808080">SKIDS</font>: Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.</i>

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<i>Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ass-whupping.</i>

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<i><font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots</i>

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<i>has taken refuge here
under my command.</i>

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<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: Arcees, get ready to launch.</i>

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We're locked and loaded.

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<i><font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,</i>

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<i>a secret but brave squad of soldiers.</i>

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<font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."

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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.

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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.

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We gotta make sure this one does not
get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.

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<i><font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: A classified strike team called NEST.</i>

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<i>We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes</i>

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<i>hiding in different countries
around the globe.</i>

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<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Roll in Alpha through Echo now.

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Move out! Let's go!

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<font color="#E86CE4">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>

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All right, Ironhide.
We got echoes. They're close.

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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.

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<font color="#E86CE4">(GRUNTING)</font>

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He's here. I smell him.

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<font color="#808080">GRAHAM</font>: It's close. It's getting closer.

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- <font color="#808080">EPPS</font>: Oh, no.
- <font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: What have you got?

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Thermal ripple.

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Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.

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<font color="#E86CE4">(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)</font>

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Eagle niner!

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<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: I need an energy proton.

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Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!

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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

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<i><font color="#808080">PILOT</font>: Dog 1, now we are engaging.</i>

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<i>We got a second Decepticon.</i>

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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!

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I got him, I got him!

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<font color="#E86CE4">(GUN FIRING)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(GROANING)</font>

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I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.

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- This is combat, man.
- Total brain freeze, man.

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<font color="#808080">SKIDS</font>: What's wrong with you?

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Bring in Sideswipe!

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Clear a path!

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Damn, I'm good!

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Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!

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<i><font color="#808080">PILOT</font>: Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.</i>

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<i>Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.</i>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(GRUNTING)</font>

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Autobots, I'm in pursuit!

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Pull over!

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Punk-ass Decepticon!

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Any last words?

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<font color="#808080">DEMOLISHOR</font>: This is not your planet to rule!

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The Fallen shall rise again.

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That doesn't sound good.

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Not today.

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<font color="#808080">RON</font>: Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!

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Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.

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<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?

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- Did you rent the room out?
- No, I got other ideas for your room

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and it rhymes with "home theater."

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<font color="#E86CE4">(CHUCKLES)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(SNIFFLES)</font>

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<font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.

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-Ma.
-My little baby-bootie boy.

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- You can't go.
- You see this, Dad? This is how

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you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins

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goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?

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Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
College, bummer!

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You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.

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You have to come home for Halloween.

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Well, I can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.

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- Well, then we'll come to you.
- You're not coming.

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- No, we're not going anywhere.
- We'll dress up.

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We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.

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- You can't do that, Mom.
- Would you let the kid breathe,

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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.

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There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.

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Come on, chop, chop!
Let's go. March, young lady.

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- Dad.
- I love it when you call me "young lady,"

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- you dirty old man.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.

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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?

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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
It's not a rap video.

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It's just like a coach thing.

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That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.

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Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.

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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.

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Now I'm crying again! This sucks!

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You're gonna be okay, Ma.

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You know, it's just going to be,

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you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,

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going out to handle the world
on his own.

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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.

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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

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- Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts!
- Wow!

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You'll see a lot of that in college, too.

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- What are you talking about, Dad?
- There's gonna be a lot of women there.

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Yeah, well,
I'm a one-woman kind of guy.

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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,

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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?

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You're no different
than any other couple your age.

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Except we discovered
an alien race together.

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<font color="#E86CE4">(SCOFFS)</font> How long you gonna be riding
that scooter?

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<font color="#E86CE4">("21 GUNS"
BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING)</font>

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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?

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Wait a second. Oh, who could that be?

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In two weeks, it could be Muffy.

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Hey, beautiful.

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- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?

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<i>You sure?
I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.</i>

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Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good- bye to you.

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Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.

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Guess what? I made you
a long- distance relationship kit.

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Yeah, I got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.

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All Witwicky, all the time.

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<i>And I got you a couple souvenirs
from the event</i>

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<i>that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.</i>

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- Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- Sounds cute. I can't wait.

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Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?

139
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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

140
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Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.

141
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It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.

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- Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- No, it's not that.

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It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.

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You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?

145
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You really should come with me.

146
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They got cheap apartments
near campus.

147
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Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man-child father,

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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.

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I heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?

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- Next to the camshafts.
- I love it when you say "camshafts."

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Whisper it to me.

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Camshafts.

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<i>Why can't I hate you?</i>

154
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It's my Witwicky charm.

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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

156
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I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.

157
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Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.

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<i>Sam?</i>

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There's a fire!

160
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Dad, we got a fire!

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<font color="#E86CE4">(KITCHENBOTS EXCLAIMING)</font>

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<font color="#E86CE4">(DOG WHIMPERING)</font>
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM SCREAMING)</font> Fire!

163
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<font color="#E86CE4">(CRYING)</font> Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?

164
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Can you just stop?

165
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Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!

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<font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMS)</font>

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- Wow.
- Do you know what?

168
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- What?
- I don't want to go anywhere with you.

169
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I don't wanna go to France with you.

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I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.

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- I'm going back inside.
- All right, fine.

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I'll call you from Paris.

173
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<font color="#E86CE4">(KITCHENBOTS GROWLING)</font>

174
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<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM GROANING)</font>

175
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What is all the racket?

176
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Sam?

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00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,574
Dad!

178
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,040
- What was that?
- That's the whole kitchen!

179
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,629
- Bumblebee... Oh, my...
- Bumblebee!

180
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,830
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

181
00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:30,068
- 911.
- Bumblebee!

182
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,071
- Get in the garage. Go!
- What the freak just happened?

183
00:14:33,156 --> 00:14:37,409
I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
Just go in the garage quietly, please.

184
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Holy Mother!

185
00:14:41,956 --> 00:14:45,000
- Oh, my God!
- <font color="#808080">BUMBLEBEE</font>: Whatever.

186
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,252
Get in the garage now!

187
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,427
- Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!

188
00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:59,222
This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?

189
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,897
My house is on fire!

190
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:12,402
- ...very important.
- What happened?

191
00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:17,199
Come here. Listen, I need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.

192
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,450
- What's going on?
- Just take it.

193
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,452
- Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- Yes, Mom. Yeah.

194
00:15:20,536 --> 00:15:22,704
- Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- Hi.

195
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,165
- An old furnace, I think.
- From a waffle iron.

196
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When you go, he goes. I cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!

197
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:31,546
<font color="#E86CE4">(SHUSHING)</font> Judy... National security.

198
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,175
Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.

199
00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:38,595
Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?

200
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Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool and a hot tub!

201
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,267
And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!

202
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,008
<font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMING)</font>

203
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:51,483
- Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- He still having voice problems?

204
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,985
He's playing it up.

205
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:57,155
Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?

206
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,492
<i><font color="#808080">THE POINTER SISTERS' SONG ON RADIO</font>:
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it</i>

207
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:02,702
Hey, I'm not taking you with me.

208
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,540
I'm gonna wait outside, okay?

209
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,376
I meant to tell you about this earlier.

210
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,920
It's just that, you know...
Here's the thing.

211
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,214
Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

212
00:16:14,298 --> 00:16:17,300
I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

213
00:16:17,385 --> 00:16:20,178
Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.

214
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:24,641
I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.

215
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,184
This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.

216
00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:28,645
Can you just look at me, please?

217
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:33,108
Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.

218
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,528
Okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.

219
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,072
You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.

220
00:16:39,156 --> 00:16:42,534
I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college,

221
00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:44,786
and I can't do that with you.

222
00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:47,706
It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.

223
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:51,585
Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.

224
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,797
But you'll always be my first car.

225
00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,342
Love you, Bee.

226
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,443
<font color="#E86CE4">(CHUCKLES)</font>

227
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,043
<font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMS)</font>

228
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,182
Wow!

229
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,436
Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.

230
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,021
- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop. Stop.

231
00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,606
- What?
- Stop, I'm okay.

232
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,065
Look.

233
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:17,402
So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?

234
00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:19,738
You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.

235
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:22,824
- And?
- And I'll do anything for you.

236
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,743
And?

237
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:27,913
- I think Sam's about to say the L- word.
- Let's go, kiddo!

238
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,080
Nice timing, Dad.

239
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,166
I adore you.

240
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,585
That's not the word that I want

241
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,086
- to hear right now.
- What are you talking about?

242
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:36,171
It's the same word as the other word.

243
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,089
- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I say the other word now

244
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,716
and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus

245
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,052
you haven't said it either.
So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.

246
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,721
Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.

247
00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:48,433
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.

248
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:52,687
So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?

249
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:56,358
- It can be.
- I hate that it's working.

250
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,194
Can I have a kiss?

251
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:02,030
We're going to make it work, I promise.

252
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,031
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)</font>

253
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,150
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

254
00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:41,236
Retrieve it.

255
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,802
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.</i>

256
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,722
Bad-ass ice-cream truck
coming through.

257
00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:10,682
- Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- No, I don't...

258
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:11,891
- Hold up.
- Those are nice.

259
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,601
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

260
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:17,355
Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!

261
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,317
- Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- Green? No, green is mine!

262
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:22,777
I call green!

263
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:27,240
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.

264
00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:29,492
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.

265
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,963
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Present arms!

266
00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:58,730
<font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: Director Galloway, what an honor.
I'd love to show you around,

267
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,315
but you gotta be
on the classified access list.

268
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,984
I am now. Presidential order, Major.

269
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,987
I got a message
for your classified space buddies!

270
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,156
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.

271
00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,537
All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS

272
00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:17,791
and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.

273
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,170
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Secure link to JCS is up, Major.

274
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:24,571
<font color="#E86CE4">(CHATTER ON SATELLITE)</font>

275
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:36,572
<font color="#E86CE4">(INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES)</font>

276
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,862
<i><font color="#808080">SOLDIER ON RADIO</font>: Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.</i>

277
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,949
<i>- <font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: General?
- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.</i>

278
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,535
<i>- We had a rough day out there.
- Yes, sir.</i>

279
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,496
<i>We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.</i>

280
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,790
<i>Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him,</i>

281
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,251
<i>but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.</i>

282
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:02,377
<font color="#808080">MORSHOWER</font>: Proceed.

283
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,647
<font color="#808080">EPPS</font>: You gotta wonder,

284
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:26,067
if God made us in his image,
who made him?

285
00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:29,445
General, our alliance
has countermanded

286
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:32,157
six Decepticon incursions this year,

287
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,826
each on a different continent.

288
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:37,829
<i>They're clearly searching
around the world for something,</i>

289
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:41,291
<i>but last night's encounter
came with a warning.</i>

290
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:44,043
<i><font color="#808080">DECEPTICON ON RECORDING</font>:
"The Fallen shall rise again."</i>

291
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,421
"The Fallen." Meaning what?

292
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,924
<font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race

293
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:54,179
<i>was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.</i>

294
00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:55,847
Excuse me!

295
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:01,186
With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,

296
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,814
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?

297
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:07,192
<i>Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.</i>

298
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:10,236
<i>The President just appointed him liaison.</i>

299
00:22:10,321 --> 00:22:12,906
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

300
00:22:14,408 --> 00:22:17,994
- <font color="#808080">GALLOWAY</font>: Forgive the interruption, General.
- Excuse me. Coming through.

301
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,455
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.

302
00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:23,750
After all the damage in Shanghai,

303
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:27,795
the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.

304
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:34,093
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,

305
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:39,724
you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.

306
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:43,728
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.

307
00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:47,398
It would absolutely bring
more harm than good.

308
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:50,360
But who are you to judge
what's best for us?

309
00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:52,487
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side

310
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,113
in the field for two years.

311
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,492
We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.

312
00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,286
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.

313
00:23:00,371 --> 00:23:01,996
Don't tempt me.

314
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,582
And the newest members of your team.

315
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,960
- Easy.
- I understand they arrived here

316
00:23:07,044 --> 00:23:08,920
after you sent a message into space,

317
00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:12,757
an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.

318
00:23:12,841 --> 00:23:16,594
Let me stop you right there,
Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.

319
00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:20,598
<i>And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team</i>

320
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:23,601
has always been above reproach.

321
00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:26,521
<i>Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President</i>

322
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:32,151
<i>that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.</i>

323
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:35,363
Now, what do we know so far?

324
00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:41,869
We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,

325
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:45,540
<i>is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,</i>

326
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:50,128
<i>surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.</i>

327
00:23:50,212 --> 00:23:54,632
We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark

328
00:23:54,717 --> 00:23:56,634
<i>is locked in an electromagnetic vault</i>

329
00:23:56,719 --> 00:24:00,054
<i>here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.</i>

330
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:04,642
<font color="#808080">SOUNDWAVE</font>: Decepticons, we have located the shard.

331
00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:10,565
And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,

332
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,484
well, there's only one clear conclusion!

333
00:24:13,569 --> 00:24:16,404
You! The Autobots!

334
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:19,532
They're here to hunt you!

335
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,577
What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?

336
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:25,538
"The Fallen shall rise again"?

337
00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:27,832
It sounds to me
like something's coming.

338
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:32,670
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served

339
00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:36,466
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,

340
00:24:38,552 --> 00:24:41,471
will you leave peacefully?

341
00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:46,434
Freedom is your right. If you make
that request, we will honor it.

342
00:24:47,644 --> 00:24:52,774
But before your President decides,
please ask him this.

343
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:57,737
What if we leave and you're wrong?

344
00:25:05,287 --> 00:25:07,288
That's a good question.

345
00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:09,489
<font color="#E86CE4">(BELL RINGING)</font>

346
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,920
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!

347
00:25:14,755 --> 00:25:17,048
I feel smarter already.

348
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,011
- Ron, can you smell it?
- Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.

349
00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:26,599
- Oh hey, cheapo!
- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.

350
00:25:26,683 --> 00:25:27,725
Just go ahead and check out your room.

351
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:28,810
Yeah, go.

352
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:34,811
<font color="#E86CE4">("21 GUNS"
BY GREEN DAY - PLAYING)</font>

353
00:25:36,652 --> 00:25:38,403
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Hey.
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Hey.

354
00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:41,406
- You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- Hey.

355
00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:45,993
So, I already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?

356
00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:49,580
- Ah, that side.
- I already chose that side.

357
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,960
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.

358
00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:55,628
Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.

359
00:25:55,712 --> 00:25:57,004
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.

360
00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,631
Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.

361
00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,091
Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.

362
00:26:00,175 --> 00:26:01,217
No criminal record, won't steal anything.

363
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,844
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.

364
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,179
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do. You?

365
00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:08,641
<font color="#E86CE4">(LAUGHING)</font> No, not a chance.
You a techie?

366
00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,935
Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?

367
00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:13,271
- <font color="#808080">FASSBINDER</font>: Server's almost online, Leo.
- <font color="#808080">SHARSKY</font>: Network's up and running.

368
00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:14,772
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.

369
00:26:14,857 --> 00:26:17,859
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my IT gurus.

370
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:21,070
Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal.com.

371
00:26:21,155 --> 00:26:22,405
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.

372
00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,907
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.

373
00:26:24,992 --> 00:26:26,451
- What is all this for?
- See where I'm going, bro.

374
00:26:26,535 --> 00:26:29,454
Look, call me gross,
I want to be a baby billionaire.

375
00:26:29,538 --> 00:26:32,039
Kitten calendars.
That's where I started. Look at me now.

376
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,374
Got to have dreams, bro.

377
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:38,129
Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!

378
00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:41,174
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!

379
00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:43,634
- What's "FTJ"?
- "Fuel the Jet."

380
00:26:43,719 --> 00:26:45,052
Fuel the Jet, bro.

381
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,513
<font color="#808080">FASSBINDER</font>: FTJ. FTJ, legit!

382
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:49,974
Did you see that? Did you see that?

383
00:26:50,058 --> 00:26:52,518
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."

384
00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:54,979
Don't believe the hype, bro.

385
00:26:55,063 --> 00:26:58,691
<font color="#808080">SHARSKY</font>: Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.

386
00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:01,152
Yeah, I saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing

387
00:27:01,236 --> 00:27:03,488
and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like...

388
00:27:03,572 --> 00:27:05,531
- It looks fake to me.
- Dude, it's not fake.

389
00:27:05,616 --> 00:27:08,701
The Internet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.

390
00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,411
- It looks fake.
- No, man, I've seen them.

391
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:13,706
- They're, like, these robots...
- Look, look, it's fake.

392
00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,291
Anybody could do it
on any computer, okay?

393
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,418
And I wasn't there,

394
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,712
- so I can't comment or speculate.
- Oh, no.

395
00:27:19,796 --> 00:27:22,006
"Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?

396
00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:25,051
No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!

397
00:27:25,135 --> 00:27:26,844
- Which sack?
- The ball sack.

398
00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:28,471
Dude, what kind of tool are you?

399
00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:31,557
Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?

400
00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:34,018
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.

401
00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:35,353
Follow me.

402
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,438
Leo, bad news!

403
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:39,857
We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.

404
00:27:39,942 --> 00:27:41,442
Dame Fassbinder!

405
00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:42,443
<font color="#E86CE4">(GRUNTS)</font>

406
00:27:42,611 --> 00:27:44,862
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.

407
00:27:44,947 --> 00:27:46,989
"Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!

408
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:49,575
He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.

409
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,036
By the way, I read your file.
I'm poor, you're poor.

410
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,289
We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.

411
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,709
I work for you now? That's incredible.

412
00:27:58,794 --> 00:28:01,712
It's first day of college,
I got a career in a dinky Internet firm

413
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:04,840
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.

414
00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,884
Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?

415
00:28:06,969 --> 00:28:08,511
That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me

416
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:10,221
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause I'll do it!

417
00:28:10,305 --> 00:28:13,558
Hey, oh hey RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can I switch out?

418
00:28:13,642 --> 00:28:18,521
Oh sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?

419
00:28:18,605 --> 00:28:19,689
- Oh, here we go.
- We made it. Hi.

420
00:28:19,773 --> 00:28:20,898
It's just like Hogwarts.

421
00:28:20,983 --> 00:28:22,191
- Hi.
- Is this co- ed?

422
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:23,568
This is a co-ed dorm.

423
00:28:23,652 --> 00:28:25,111
- You guys want to meet my roommates?
- Yeah.

424
00:28:25,195 --> 00:28:26,445
Some real swell guys.

425
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,905
- Here's Leo.
- We're the Witwickys.

426
00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:29,073
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.

427
00:28:29,157 --> 00:28:30,950
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.

428
00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:33,578
- Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.

429
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:34,829
What is that in your hand, by the way?

430
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:39,000
I got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.

431
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,003
You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.

432
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,629
- Mom?
- Yeah, it's 100% pure,

433
00:28:43,714 --> 00:28:45,339
Hawaiian green for the environment.

434
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:46,924
- How many of these have you eaten?
- Drop it.

435
00:28:47,009 --> 00:28:48,926
- What is this?
- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.

436
00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:50,386
- No, it's...
- Please, give me...

437
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:52,597
Hey! It's my cheat day.
I can eat what I want.

438
00:28:52,681 --> 00:28:54,599
I'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.

439
00:28:54,683 --> 00:28:55,891
Please do something right now.

440
00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:58,519
I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!

441
00:28:58,604 --> 00:28:59,645
Come on, let's go.

442
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,230
I'm sorry and you're welcome.

443
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,731
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)</font>

444
00:29:04,484 --> 00:29:06,152
We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."

445
00:29:06,236 --> 00:29:09,196
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.

446
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,699
Is... Is so nice...

447
00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:16,162
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.

448
00:29:18,373 --> 00:29:19,832
She's tied for number one
on my to- do list.

449
00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:21,626
Do not bird- dog my quail, you hear me?

450
00:29:22,085 --> 00:29:25,963
Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.

451
00:29:26,673 --> 00:29:29,216
You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.

452
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,635
<font color="#808080">MALE STUDENT</font>:
Glad she ain't my mama!

453
00:29:30,719 --> 00:29:32,928
And he recently had his cherry popped!

454
00:29:33,129 --> 00:29:34,129
<font color="#E86CE4">(ALL GIGLING)</font>

455
00:29:34,431 --> 00:29:36,307
He didn't know I was in the house!
I heard it all!

456
00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:38,059
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Here he is!

457
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,687
Oh, he would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!

458
00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:47,652
- Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- No, like a..  like the GPS. OnStar!

459
00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:49,570
- OnStar.
- Frisbee!

460
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,699
No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?

461
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,499
- <font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- <font color="#808080">MAN</font>: Hey! Crazy!

462
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:03,751
- You want it?
- I want it.

463
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:07,254
Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.

464
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,715
- You gotta control your mother.
- I don't know who this woman is.

465
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,343
Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.

466
00:30:12,427 --> 00:30:15,304
All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.

467
00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:18,265
- Did you get the booties? All right.
- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!

468
00:30:18,767 --> 00:30:20,142
I'm upside down!

469
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:39,043
<font color="#E86CE4">(GROWLING)</font>

470
00:30:52,008 --> 00:30:53,718
Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.

471
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:57,638
<i>We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.</i>

472
00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:33,339
<font color="#E86CE4">(INSECTIONS CHITTERING)</font>

473
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,040
<font color="#E86CE4">(ALARM BLARING)</font>

474
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,633
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: Breach at B-14.</i>

475
00:32:20,347 --> 00:32:21,889
Go, go, go, go!

476
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,899
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: The shard's gone.

477
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,500
<font color="#E86CE4">(CREATURE HISSES)</font>

478
00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:41,867
Contact!

479
00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:44,245
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER 1</font>: Take it down!

480
00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:46,497
- <font color="#808080">SOLDIER 2</font>: Which way?
- <font color="#808080">SOLDIER 3</font>: Shoot left!

481
00:32:52,087 --> 00:32:53,671
Knock it down!

482
00:32:56,672 --> 00:33:00,172
<font color="#E86CE4">(GUN FIRING)</font>

483
00:33:02,889 --> 00:33:05,516
First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.

484
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,268
So, get your game faces on.

485
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,478
I can't stay long.
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.

486
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:10,771
- That's so cool!
- No, it's not.

487
00:33:10,972 --> 00:33:14,972
<font color="#E86CE4">("BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE"
BY THE USED - PLAYING)</font>

488
00:33:17,112 --> 00:33:18,779
While he's making out
with his MacBook,

489
00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,739
I'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.

490
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,033
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.

491
00:33:23,118 --> 00:33:24,952
Bro, we're hunting!

492
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:30,332
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.

493
00:33:31,126 --> 00:33:32,501
Okay.

494
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,801
This is our first live chat date.
I've never done it before.

495
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,178
I'm kind of nervous.

496
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:11,999
- <font color="#808080">ALICE</font>: Are you okay?
- No, uhh.

497
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:15,753
I was getting a napkin for my drink.

498
00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:19,173
Thanks. Cheers.

499
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,258
- It's Sam, right?
- Yeah.

500
00:34:21,343 --> 00:34:25,012
- I wanna dance.
- What, like... Like dancing?

501
00:34:25,847 --> 00:34:28,182
Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?

502
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:33,062
'Cause I'm in a... I'm in a permanently semi...semé
I'm in a relationship, kind of...

503
00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:37,483
- Oh, relax. I just want to have some fun.
- Wanna have some fun?

504
00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:41,570
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and...

505
00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:44,531
Oh, my...

506
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:48,243
So, how about tonight
you pretend I'm your girlfriend

507
00:34:48,328 --> 00:34:50,454
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?

508
00:35:00,256 --> 00:35:03,717
Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?

509
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,137
There is a car on the lawn!

510
00:35:08,338 --> 00:35:10,538
<font color="#E86CE4">(BEEPING)</font>

511
00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:12,142
What are you doing?

512
00:35:12,227 --> 00:35:13,727
<i><font color="#808080">TOM HANKS' VOICE ON RADIO</font>:
Houston, we have a problem.</i>

513
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:14,895
- What is it?
- Freshman!

514
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,480
- Yeah? Oh!
- Is that your car in our bushes?

515
00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:20,442
No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a... tighter shirt.

516
00:35:20,527 --> 00:35:23,237
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.

517
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:24,947
Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?

518
00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:26,657
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Yeah? Oh!

519
00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:28,742
- Hold on. Whoa!
- Oh, you wanna try?

520
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:31,662
- I'll back it up right now.
- Get him out of here.

521
00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:34,498
<font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMS)</font> You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?

522
00:35:34,582 --> 00:35:35,666
I've only known you 17 hours.

523
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,253
This is gonna really change our lives.
You have no idea.

524
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:43,549
- I love Camaros.
- Oh no, I can't do this right now, okay?

525
00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:45,551
- Don't be a wimp.
- Oh, God!

526
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,552
<font color="#E86CE4">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>

527
00:35:53,935 --> 00:35:58,188
- My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- Yeah?

528
00:35:58,273 --> 00:36:03,027
Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.

529
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:06,405
Um, we shouldn't stare...

530
00:36:06,489 --> 00:36:09,992
I mean, share stories
with each other at all.

531
00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:12,369
Come on, Sam. Just one ride.

532
00:36:12,454 --> 00:36:14,955
<i><font color="#808080">HANK WILLIAMS' SONG ON RADIO</font>:
Your cheatin' heart</i>

533
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:18,156
<i><font color="#E86CE4">(JAWS THEME MUSIC ON RADIO)</font></i>

534
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,210
Don't. Don't!

535
00:36:20,295 --> 00:36:23,047
<i><font color="#808080">RICK JAMES' SONG ON RADIO</font>: She's a super
freak, super freak. She's super freaky</i>

536
00:36:23,131 --> 00:36:26,258
- Is your radio broken?
- No, my concentration is.

537
00:36:26,342 --> 00:36:28,135
We're not cheating.

538
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,763
Not yet.

539
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,101
Is something wrong here?

540
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,300
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>

541
00:36:40,482 --> 00:36:42,274
Oh God! You okay?

542
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,575
- <font color="#808080">MAN ON RADIO</font>: <font color="#E86CE4">(SINGING)</font> Ow!
- Ow!

543
00:36:44,819 --> 00:36:46,236
<i>She's mighty, mighty</i>

544
00:36:46,321 --> 00:36:49,615
I really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot...

545
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,816
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

546
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,831
Oh, God! It's in my mouth! Ahh..

547
00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:00,250
Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.

548
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,711
I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!

549
00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:04,880
I... I'm so sorry!

550
00:37:06,674 --> 00:37:07,716
What are you doing?

551
00:37:20,647 --> 00:37:22,731
You won't give me a day, huh?

552
00:37:23,358 --> 00:37:26,610
- You won't give me one day in college?
- I'm sorry, Sam,

553
00:37:26,694 --> 00:37:30,030
but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.

554
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,949
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?

555
00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:36,078
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,

556
00:37:36,162 --> 00:37:38,956
but I'm here for your help, Sam,

557
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,460
because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.

558
00:37:43,545 --> 00:37:45,546
Perhaps they are right.

559
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:50,717
That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.

560
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,512
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet,

561
00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:56,974
but I fear it soon will be.

562
00:37:57,058 --> 00:38:00,602
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.

563
00:38:01,855 --> 00:38:03,856
Whole generations lost.

564
00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:10,737
I know, and I want to help you, I do,

565
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,907
but I am not some alien ambassador,
you know?

566
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,784
I'm a normal kid with normal problems.

567
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,246
I am where I'm supposed to be.

568
00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:23,584
I'm sorry. I...

569
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:26,336
I really am.

570
00:38:26,421 --> 00:38:30,257
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.

571
00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:33,886
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.

572
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:38,140
We do, more than you know.

573
00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:54,141
<font color="#E86CE4">(HORN BLOWING)</font>

574
00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,402
<font color="#E86CE4">(SNARLING)</font>

575
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:15,761
<i><font color="#808080">ON RADIO</font>: Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
bearing 214, and possible hostile,</i>

576
00:39:15,845 --> 00:39:17,846
confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.

577
00:39:17,931 --> 00:39:20,641
- What do you got?
- SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,

578
00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:21,934
diving fast.

579
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:28,232
Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.

580
00:39:28,316 --> 00:39:31,818
- Man battle stations.
- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!

581
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,779
Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two- thirds.

582
00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:36,573
- Left full rudder, two- thirds.
- <font color="#808080">CHIFE</font>: Dive, go deep.

583
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,973
The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.

584
00:40:01,057 --> 00:40:04,935
<font color="#808080">MORSHOWER</font>: That is 9,300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?

585
00:40:05,019 --> 00:40:07,187
- None, sir.
- Then, people, we've got a problem!

586
00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:21,493
<font color="#808080">DOCTOR</font>: Need parts! Kill the little one!

587
00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:27,004
<font color="#E86CE4">(MUFFLED SCREAMING)</font>

588
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,086
The shard make Energon!

589
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(ALARM BLARING)</font>

590
00:40:43,891 --> 00:40:47,269
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!

591
00:40:47,353 --> 00:40:49,730
- Sound collision alarm.
- <font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Left hard rudder.

592
00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,566
Five hundred feet.

593
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,569
Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.

594
00:41:03,578 --> 00:41:05,787
- Collision imminent port side.
- One hundred feet.

595
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:06,913
Brace for impact.

596
00:41:33,483 --> 00:41:36,485
Starscream, I'm home.

597
00:41:36,569 --> 00:41:41,656
<font color="#808080">STARSCREAM</font>: Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.

598
00:41:41,741 --> 00:41:45,911
You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.

599
00:41:45,995 --> 00:41:50,874
Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!

600
00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:55,295
After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.

601
00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,592
- So disappointing.
- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!

602
00:42:00,676 --> 00:42:04,805
Even in death,
there is no command but mine.

603
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,800
<font color="#E86CE4">(CHITTERING)</font>

604
00:42:10,603 --> 00:42:14,189
My master, I failed you on Earth.

605
00:42:14,273 --> 00:42:19,903
The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.

606
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:26,368
You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.

607
00:42:26,452 --> 00:42:30,080
Its power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.

608
00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:34,751
- It can only transform.
- How is that possible?

609
00:42:34,836 --> 00:42:38,422
It has been absorbed
by the human child.

610
00:42:38,506 --> 00:42:43,552
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.

611
00:42:43,636 --> 00:42:47,264
Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!

612
00:42:47,348 --> 00:42:50,809
And you will, my apprentice, in time.

613
00:42:50,893 --> 00:42:56,189
For millennia, I have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet

614
00:42:56,274 --> 00:43:02,863
where I, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes I called my brothers.

615
00:43:03,698 --> 00:43:10,537
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.

616
00:43:10,872 --> 00:43:14,249
Optimus! He protects the boy.

617
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,627
Then the boy will lead us to him

618
00:43:17,712 --> 00:43:23,216
- and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.

619
00:43:24,218 --> 00:43:28,388
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.

620
00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:33,518
Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.

621
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:43,320
<font color="#808080">COLAN</font>: Space. Time. Gravity.

622
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,327
- <font color="#E86CE4">(SILENTLY)</font> Thank you.
- Finish that for me.

623
00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:53,288
We're going on a journey together,
you and I, today.

624
00:43:53,372 --> 00:43:58,376
All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.

625
00:43:59,212 --> 00:44:02,214
And I shall be your consort, your guide,

626
00:44:02,298 --> 00:44:06,301
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.

627
00:44:06,802 --> 00:44:08,502
<font color="#E86CE4">(HIGH PITCHED RINGING)</font>

628
00:44:08,888 --> 00:44:11,139
Welcome to Astronomy 101.

629
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:15,769
For what do we know about the stars?

630
00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:19,731
Virgo, the virgin.

631
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,734
Orion, the great hunter.

632
00:44:22,818 --> 00:44:27,447
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.

633
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,866
No, they are dynamos

634
00:44:29,951 --> 00:44:34,538
filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!

635
00:44:34,622 --> 00:44:40,335
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.

636
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:41,878
- Energy equals mass...
- What you doing?

637
00:44:41,963 --> 00:44:43,421
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.

638
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,924
Young man, there are no questions

639
00:44:46,008 --> 00:44:47,968
until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.

640
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:51,388
I just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.

641
00:44:52,139 --> 00:44:53,473
Energy does equal
mass times the velocity

642
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:54,641
of light squared in this dimension,

643
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:57,686
but what about the other 17?
Nobody ever talks about the other 17.

644
00:44:58,312 --> 00:44:59,980
Clear example.

645
00:45:03,693 --> 00:45:05,026
Break down the elemental components
of Energon,

646
00:45:05,111 --> 00:45:07,571
assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the...

647
00:45:07,655 --> 00:45:09,072
Fourteen galactic convergences it took

648
00:45:09,156 --> 00:45:12,784
the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an... Echo on its signal,

649
00:45:12,868 --> 00:45:14,828
you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase

650
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:16,329
that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.

651
00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,707
Come on, guys, I can't be
the only one in the class who...

652
00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:23,545
Young man, I will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.

653
00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:24,746
<font color="#E86CE4">(GASPS)</font>

654
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:28,300
No, this is my universe here.

655
00:45:28,384 --> 00:45:33,763
Do you understand?
I am the alpha and the omega.

656
00:45:33,848 --> 00:45:36,266
- Get out of my class!
- Yes, sir.

657
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:37,267
<font color="#E86CE4">(STUDENTS LAUGHING)</font>

658
00:45:39,353 --> 00:45:41,938
Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?

659
00:45:51,866 --> 00:45:56,995
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
You're such a good boy.

660
00:45:57,663 --> 00:45:59,873
<i><font color="#E86CE4">(DISTORTED AUDIO)</font> What a good boy, you are.</i>

661
00:46:04,378 --> 00:46:07,088
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?

662
00:46:10,676 --> 00:46:12,719
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Come on, check that out.

663
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,389
There you go.

664
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:21,990
<font color="#E86CE4">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>

665
00:46:23,689 --> 00:46:25,732
- Yes, Samuel?
- Hello? Mikaela?

666
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:28,401
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.

667
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:31,279
- Something just happened to me, okay?
- What, you finally hit puberty?

668
00:46:31,364 --> 00:46:32,989
No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.

669
00:46:33,074 --> 00:46:34,783
Remember I was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,

670
00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:36,660
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?

671
00:46:36,744 --> 00:46:39,829
Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
Okay, remember how I was telling you...

672
00:46:39,914 --> 00:46:42,207
Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

673
00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:43,333
Mikaela, okay,

674
00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:45,502
my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?

675
00:46:45,586 --> 00:46:47,170
And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,

676
00:46:47,254 --> 00:46:49,130
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.

677
00:46:49,215 --> 00:46:50,632
Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.

678
00:46:50,716 --> 00:46:53,176
I just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.

679
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,636
I had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.

680
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,888
I am seeing symbols ever since I...

681
00:46:58,099 --> 00:47:02,102
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.

682
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:04,187
- Do you have it?
- Yeah, I have it.

683
00:47:04,271 --> 00:47:08,149
- It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?

684
00:47:08,234 --> 00:47:09,776
- Don't touch it.
- I'm not gonna touch it.

685
00:47:10,111 --> 00:47:11,695
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.

686
00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:14,114
- No one knows where it is.
- I do!

687
00:47:16,283 --> 00:47:18,952
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.

688
00:47:20,621 --> 00:47:23,123
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.

689
00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,460
Damn it! Son of a bitch!

690
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:32,465
What are you looking at, slobber puss?

691
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:37,011
What the... This place is
a freaking house of horrors!

692
00:47:40,141 --> 00:47:41,975
Pain... It hurts...

693
00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:44,519
Hold on.

694
00:47:47,189 --> 00:47:49,566
Right to five, then...

695
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,767
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

696
00:47:57,867 --> 00:48:01,077
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you can do?

697
00:48:02,538 --> 00:48:04,664
What are you doing here,
you little freak?

698
00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:07,292
Ow! That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

699
00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:11,588
- You gonna talk now?
- I seek knowledge from the Cube.

700
00:48:11,672 --> 00:48:13,423
- The Fallen demands me!
- What knowledge?

701
00:48:13,507 --> 00:48:16,134
You got the shard, I need the shard.
Give me the shard. I need the shard.

702
00:48:16,218 --> 00:48:18,762
They're gonna whack me!
I'm gonna be dead without that shard!

703
00:48:18,846 --> 00:48:21,931
Easy, warrior goddess,
I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

704
00:48:22,016 --> 00:48:25,310
- And I'm your worst nightmare.
- Aw, aw, aw, hey, hey, hey!

705
00:48:25,394 --> 00:48:26,811
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,

706
00:48:26,896 --> 00:48:28,438
just not on an open phone line, okay?

707
00:48:28,522 --> 00:48:29,481
I'm gonna get on a plane right now

708
00:48:29,565 --> 00:48:31,775
and I'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.

709
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:42,827
And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?

710
00:48:42,912 --> 00:48:44,621
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Yeah, a live bomb!

711
00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:45,997
- No.
- Good.

712
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,304
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!

713
00:49:01,388 --> 00:49:05,183
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!

714
00:49:05,267 --> 00:49:08,269
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.

715
00:49:08,354 --> 00:49:09,729
Well, get clear.

716
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,278
The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.

717
00:49:17,363 --> 00:49:18,446
They're not answering our calls

718
00:49:18,531 --> 00:49:20,114
and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.

719
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:23,409
All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!

720
00:49:24,245 --> 00:49:25,453
Move it!

721
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:28,706
Let's go!

722
00:49:33,963 --> 00:49:37,090
<i><font color="#808080">PILOT ON PA</font>: Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.</i>

723
00:49:37,758 --> 00:49:41,261
Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you
in an 18- inch Zookeeper's special?

724
00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,847
Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.

725
00:49:43,931 --> 00:49:45,974
Basically, I've got,
like, 18 inches of meat.

726
00:49:46,058 --> 00:49:48,643
Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. It's cool. I am, too.

727
00:49:48,727 --> 00:49:52,021
- Sam home?
- Sam? I think he died,

728
00:49:52,106 --> 00:49:53,398
but why don't we check?

729
00:49:53,482 --> 00:49:55,358
- Here we are.
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Hey!

730
00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:56,609
You ever have a song stuck
in your head? It's like

731
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:58,653
the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it

732
00:49:58,737 --> 00:50:02,407
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?

733
00:50:02,491 --> 00:50:04,617
Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

734
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,035
- kitten calendar...
- Dude, what the eff?

735
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,204
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

736
00:50:08,289 --> 00:50:10,373
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.

737
00:50:10,457 --> 00:50:12,041
Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.

738
00:50:12,126 --> 00:50:14,210
This is the part that...

739
00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:16,811
<font color="#E86CE4">(SHUSHING)</font>

740
00:50:17,923 --> 00:50:19,090
Okay, what were you saying?

741
00:50:19,174 --> 00:50:22,552
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.

742
00:50:22,636 --> 00:50:23,970
<font color="#808080">ALICE</font>: Get out.

743
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,889
Wait, wait, wait!
Can I just sit and watch?

744
00:50:25,973 --> 00:50:28,099
I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.

745
00:50:28,183 --> 00:50:31,102
Sam, I knew there was
something special about you.

746
00:50:31,186 --> 00:50:32,478
Really?

747
00:50:33,939 --> 00:50:36,107
And I know you know what happens

748
00:50:36,191 --> 00:50:39,110
when two people in the know
get together.

749
00:50:39,194 --> 00:50:42,488
They're genuinely amazing in bed.

750
00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:46,325
- Thank you.
- No problem.

751
00:50:47,036 --> 00:50:48,578
All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.

752
00:50:48,662 --> 00:50:53,750
- Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- We have needs, Sam. Relax.

753
00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:55,043
Jeez!

754
00:50:56,962 --> 00:51:00,048
What about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?

755
00:51:01,967 --> 00:51:05,178
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.

756
00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:07,597
You want some turkey meatloaf?

757
00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:13,895
Sam?

758
00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,775
- Mikaela!
- Is that your girlfriend?

759
00:51:18,927 --> 00:51:21,127
- Mmm- hmm.
- Ex.

760
00:51:21,987 --> 00:51:24,197
Mikaela! Wait!

761
00:51:24,398 --> 00:51:25,398
<font color="#E86CE4">(ROARS)</font>

762
00:51:25,991 --> 00:51:27,951
I can explain...

763
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:28,952
<font color="#E86CE4">(CHOKING)</font>

764
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:30,953
<font color="#E86CE4">(GRUNTING)</font>

765
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,500
<font color="#E86CE4">(BANGING ON WALL)</font>

766
00:51:46,387 --> 00:51:48,429
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...

767
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:50,130
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

768
00:51:50,231 --> 00:51:51,431
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

769
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(SQUEALING)</font>

770
00:52:07,449 --> 00:52:08,491
All right, come on.

771
00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:10,118
- She's coming!
- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.

772
00:52:10,202 --> 00:52:11,536
- Is this real?
- Just run!

773
00:52:17,793 --> 00:52:20,753
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
I almost had sex with her in my dream!

774
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,547
I can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!

775
00:52:22,631 --> 00:52:24,007
- Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- It's not your fault?

776
00:52:24,091 --> 00:52:25,508
Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!

777
00:52:25,592 --> 00:52:26,926
- You were a victim? Of what?
- Yeah.

778
00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:28,845
-Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
-Of... Of molestation.

779
00:52:28,929 --> 00:52:30,638
It was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!

780
00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:32,056
You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!

781
00:52:32,141 --> 00:52:33,266
- I didn't! Look!
- You did!

782
00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,852
You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?

783
00:52:35,936 --> 00:52:39,105
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like... Like diesel!

784
00:52:39,231 --> 00:52:42,525
- Like a diesel- y tinge to it!
- You're such a little girl!

785
00:52:42,609 --> 00:52:44,527
We're gonna have
10 seconds of silence right now.

786
00:52:44,611 --> 00:52:45,820
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.

787
00:52:45,904 --> 00:52:47,739
You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?

788
00:52:47,823 --> 00:52:50,366
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
You have three seconds left.

789
00:52:50,451 --> 00:52:51,659
You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment

790
00:52:51,744 --> 00:52:53,494
all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.

791
00:52:53,787 --> 00:52:55,371
- What were you gonna say?
- I hope you had a lot of fun,

792
00:52:55,456 --> 00:52:57,373
because this, this is over.

793
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,876
She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?

794
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,211
She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies

795
00:53:02,296 --> 00:53:05,131
are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!

796
00:53:05,215 --> 00:53:08,009
You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!

797
00:53:08,093 --> 00:53:09,218
Who are you?

798
00:53:09,303 --> 00:53:12,388
I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? I'm the key to this.

799
00:53:12,473 --> 00:53:14,098
The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.

800
00:53:20,189 --> 00:53:21,189
Whoa, guys, right there!

801
00:53:25,527 --> 00:53:26,736
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Run!

802
00:53:30,616 --> 00:53:31,824
Mikaela!

803
00:53:40,005 --> 00:53:42,005
<font color="#E86CE4">(STUDENTS SCREAMING)</font>

804
00:53:49,551 --> 00:53:51,594
Come on! We gotta move!

805
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,846
<font color="#808080">MALE STUDENT</font>: It's a bomb!

806
00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:04,357
You've got to get that box!

807
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:11,072
- This way.
- <font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!

808
00:54:12,199 --> 00:54:14,951
Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!

809
00:54:15,035 --> 00:54:17,245
Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!

810
00:54:17,329 --> 00:54:20,123
Come on, come on, come on.

811
00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:22,875
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!

812
00:54:24,044 --> 00:54:25,294
Now!

813
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,214
Tongue!

814
00:54:32,845 --> 00:54:34,512
Oh, my God!

815
00:54:41,770 --> 00:54:43,521
Kiss this, bitch!

816
00:54:48,777 --> 00:54:50,778
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.

817
00:54:53,574 --> 00:54:54,782
Okay, so what else
don't I know, all right?

818
00:54:54,867 --> 00:54:56,576
Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details, huh?

819
00:54:59,246 --> 00:55:02,290
That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby...

820
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,291
<font color="#E86CE4">(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)</font>

821
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,500
<font color="#E86CE4">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font>

822
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,047
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Sam!

823
00:55:13,093 --> 00:55:14,510
Sam!

824
00:55:17,111 --> 00:55:18,611
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM SCREAMING)</font>

825
00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,183
- Sam!
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Hold on!

826
00:55:20,267 --> 00:55:21,601
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Pull me up!
- Hold on!

827
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:25,771
<font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Sam, get back in!

828
00:55:27,441 --> 00:55:30,610
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: I don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!

829
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,600
<font color="#E86CE4">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

830
00:55:52,612 --> 00:55:55,612
<font color="#E86CE4">(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)</font>

831
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,803
Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus no!

832
00:56:05,812 --> 00:56:07,605
Come here, boy.

833
00:56:08,857 --> 00:56:10,191
Closer.

834
00:56:10,859 --> 00:56:12,068
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

835
00:56:12,152 --> 00:56:14,570
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: You remember me, don't you?

836
00:56:14,655 --> 00:56:17,114
I did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.

837
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,491
Shut up!

838
00:56:19,326 --> 00:56:20,493
Sam!

839
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:30,711
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: Yeah! Yes, yes.

840
00:56:31,171 --> 00:56:34,340
It feels good to grab your flesh!

841
00:56:35,884 --> 00:56:40,346
I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,

842
00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:45,059
but first, we have
some delicate work to do.

843
00:56:48,355 --> 00:56:51,190
How I could snap your limbs off!

844
00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:55,027
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.

845
00:56:55,487 --> 00:56:58,990
I'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.

846
00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:06,789
I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!

847
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:10,167
Yeah!

848
00:57:17,843 --> 00:57:20,052
Beseeching my shard!

849
00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,971
Easy or tough way?

850
00:57:44,786 --> 00:57:46,704
- <font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: There they are.
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: That's what I'm seeing in my head.

851
00:57:46,788 --> 00:57:50,666
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.

852
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:54,837
<font color="#808080">DOCTOR</font>: We must have the brain on the table!

853
00:57:54,921 --> 00:57:57,506
- Chop, chop!
- Brain?

854
00:57:57,591 --> 00:57:58,841
What does he mean by my brain?

855
00:57:58,925 --> 00:58:01,844
Well, you have something on your mind,
something I need.

856
00:58:01,928 --> 00:58:03,888
Hold on. I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed

857
00:58:03,972 --> 00:58:05,890
because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.

858
00:58:05,974 --> 00:58:07,391
If somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset, too.

859
00:58:07,476 --> 00:58:10,061
I think that we have an opportunity here

860
00:58:10,145 --> 00:58:13,272
to start anew
and, and, develop our relationship

861
00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:15,649
and, and, see where it leads us, okay?

862
00:58:15,734 --> 00:58:18,861
So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!

863
00:58:18,945 --> 00:58:20,154
Wait, wait, wait!

864
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,500
<font color="#E86CE4">(CRASHING)</font>

865
00:58:25,786 --> 00:58:29,163
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Come on! Go, go!
- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Sam!

866
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:33,125
Go, go, go!

867
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,700
<font color="#E86CE4">(BULLET WHIZZING)</font>

868
00:58:59,277 --> 00:59:00,486
<font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: Sam!

869
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,328
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Run!

870
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,837
Go, go, go, go!

871
00:59:18,672 --> 00:59:20,214
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Here he comes!

872
00:59:27,013 --> 00:59:28,431
<font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: Hide, Sam!

873
00:59:39,025 --> 00:59:40,568
Weak!

874
00:59:42,404 --> 00:59:45,823
Puny! Waste of metal!

875
00:59:48,785 --> 00:59:51,203
Junkyard crap!

876
00:59:53,039 --> 00:59:54,540
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: Decepticons!

877
01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,094
<font color="#808080">STARSCREAM</font>: Come here, boy.

878
01:00:38,627 --> 01:00:42,004
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.

879
01:00:42,088 --> 01:00:44,173
The boy could lead us to it.

880
01:00:48,174 --> 01:00:55,174
<font color="#E86CE4">(WEAPONS CLANKING)</font>

881
01:01:01,107 --> 01:01:02,525
Optimus!

882
01:01:15,789 --> 01:01:21,126
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?

883
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:24,964
- Up! Get up!
- You'll never stop at one!

884
01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,592
I'll take you all on!

885
01:02:10,844 --> 01:02:12,344
Piece of tin!

886
01:02:14,347 --> 01:02:16,223
Sam! Where are you?

887
01:02:18,852 --> 01:02:19,977
No!

888
01:02:20,645 --> 01:02:23,188
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: You're so weak!

889
01:02:28,689 --> 01:02:30,189
<font color="#E86CE4">(WEAPON SWOOSHING)</font>

890
01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:49,190
<font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMS)</font>

891
01:02:50,675 --> 01:02:54,803
The last Prime is dead!

892
01:03:03,855 --> 01:03:08,400
Sam, run. Run.

893
01:03:18,578 --> 01:03:20,412
<font color="#E86CE4">(DISTANT AUDIO)</font> IRONHIDE: Autobots, attack!

894
01:03:25,085 --> 01:03:27,419
<font color="#E86CE4">(DISTANT AUDIO)</font> Bumblebee, get them out of here!

895
01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:42,184
This is Lennox.

896
01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:58,200
- <font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: That went well.
- <font color="#808080">STARSCREAM</font>: We've lost the boy, Master.

897
01:03:58,284 --> 01:04:00,786
The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.

898
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:05,124
I can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?

899
01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:09,503
- One insect among seven billion!
- Shut up!

900
01:04:11,256 --> 01:04:13,257
He could be anywhere.

901
01:04:13,341 --> 01:04:16,802
Then we will force them
to find him for us!

902
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:20,556
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.

903
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,767
No more disguises. No mercy!

904
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:27,771
The time has come
for my master's arrival.

905
01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:37,072
<font color="#808080">SOUNDWAVE</font>: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.

906
01:04:51,773 --> 01:04:54,573
<i>- <font color="#E86CE4">(INDISTINCT TRANSMISSION VOICES)</font>
- <font color="#808080">SOUNDWAVE</font>: Yes!</i>

907
01:04:54,674 --> 01:04:56,925
<i><font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Speaking French is so exciting!</i>

908
01:04:57,051 --> 01:04:58,719
Oh, God, who is this?

909
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,390
Hello? I mean, bon... bonsoir!

910
01:05:04,893 --> 01:05:08,061
- What? Who is this?
- <font color="#808080">SOUNDWAVE</font>: Where is the boy?

911
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:13,066
For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth- breathing.

912
01:05:53,358 --> 01:05:54,316
Oh Jeez!

913
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,985
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.

914
01:05:57,070 --> 01:05:58,278
Would you get out of here?

915
01:05:58,363 --> 01:06:00,614
<font color="#808080">RON</font>: I didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.

916
01:06:00,698 --> 01:06:01,990
I want to try new things.

917
01:06:02,075 --> 01:06:04,451
Looks like Canadian goose poop.

918
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:07,162
It's nasty!

919
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:14,100
<i><font color="#E86CE4">(CHATTERING ON RADIO)</font></i>

920
01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:19,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(SIREN WAILING)</font>

921
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(MAN SHOUTING)</font>

922
01:06:54,000 --> 01:07:00,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(PEOPLE SCREAMING)</font>

923
01:07:19,444 --> 01:07:22,779
Revenge is mine.

924
01:07:39,923 --> 01:07:41,840
Yeah!

925
01:07:44,135 --> 01:07:46,094
<i><font color="#808080">FEMALE ANNOUNCER</font>:
...definitely not a plane...</i>

926
01:07:46,179 --> 01:07:48,263
<font color="#808080">MORSHOWER</font>: Look,
carriers don't just sink.

927
01:07:48,348 --> 01:07:51,475
<i>...a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse...</i>

928
01:07:51,809 --> 01:07:53,769
Negative. NORAD confirmed,

929
01:07:53,853 --> 01:07:58,190
projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.

930
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(ELECTRIC SPARKING)</font>

931
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,192
<font color="#E86CE4">(STATIC HISSING)</font>

932
01:08:12,705 --> 01:08:15,958
<i>Citizens of the human hive,</i>

933
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:19,461
<i>your leaders have withheld the truth.</i>

934
01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:23,090
<i>You are not alone in this universe.</i>

935
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,885
<i>We have lived among you, hidden,</i>

936
01:08:28,554 --> 01:08:30,555
<i>but no more.</i>

937
01:08:30,890 --> 01:08:35,560
<i>As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,</i>

938
01:08:37,522 --> 01:08:40,732
<i>unless you turn over this boy.</i>

939
01:08:45,697 --> 01:08:52,077
<i>If you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.</i>

940
01:08:52,745 --> 01:08:54,287
<i><font color="#808080">MALE ANNOUNCER 1</font>: What we're hearing
from the German government</i>

941
01:08:54,372 --> 01:08:57,416
<i>is that the world broadcast
was a satellite hacking.</i>

942
01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,836
<i><font color="#808080">MALE ANNOUNCER 2</font>: The military has just told us
they have assumed Condition Delta,</i>

943
01:09:01,129 --> 01:09:03,672
<i>which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/11.</i>

944
01:09:03,756 --> 01:09:05,716
<i>President Obama
is being flown to a bunker</i>

945
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:07,467
<i>somewhere in the middle
of the United States</i>

946
01:09:07,552 --> 01:09:12,014
<i>in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.</i>

947
01:09:12,098 --> 01:09:17,477
<i>The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.</i>

948
01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:20,731
<i>Worldwide casualties
are in the neighborhood of 7,000,</i>

949
01:09:20,815 --> 01:09:22,524
<i>but that number could climb.</i>

950
01:09:22,608 --> 01:09:23,650
It's still too early to tell.

951
01:09:23,735 --> 01:09:26,153
What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"

952
01:09:26,237 --> 01:09:29,156
<i><font color="#808080">MALE ANNOUNCER 3</font>: The FBI is still trying to locate
the boy, Sam Witwicky.</i>

953
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,950
We believe they have information
about the attacks.

954
01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:34,369
The FBI, CIA and Interpol

955
01:09:34,454 --> 01:09:37,789
<i>are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.</i>

956
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:40,000
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.

957
01:09:40,084 --> 01:09:42,711
- <font color="#808080">MALE ANNOUNCER 4</font>: They have a traffic-camera spotting...
-They have a picture of me, man.

958
01:09:42,795 --> 01:09:46,214
We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!

959
01:09:46,466 --> 01:09:47,507
I just need you to focus

960
01:09:47,592 --> 01:09:48,550
- for one minute, man.
- Just stop.

961
01:09:48,634 --> 01:09:50,218
This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?

962
01:09:50,303 --> 01:09:51,970
You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.

963
01:09:52,055 --> 01:09:54,014
- Do you see this?
- What?

964
01:09:55,641 --> 01:09:58,769
They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?

965
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,812
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay, I'm not even with you guys!

966
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,231
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping...

967
01:10:03,316 --> 01:10:04,608
- Enough is...
- <font color="#808080">MUDFLAP</font>: Yo, Leo!

968
01:10:04,942 --> 01:10:07,069
This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, I swear.

969
01:10:07,153 --> 01:10:09,529
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You guys forced me into that car, right?

970
01:10:09,614 --> 01:10:10,572
I think he's scared.

971
01:10:10,656 --> 01:10:13,200
<font color="#808080">SKIDS</font>: Hey, Mudflap, what are we
gonna do with this shrimp taco?

972
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:14,618
Let's pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk

973
01:10:14,702 --> 01:10:16,244
and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what I mean?

974
01:10:16,329 --> 01:10:19,247
- Not in my trunk.
- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.

975
01:10:19,332 --> 01:10:21,541
Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!

976
01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:23,794
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?

977
01:10:23,878 --> 01:10:25,420
I've had a hell of a day!

978
01:10:26,506 --> 01:10:28,924
Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?

979
01:10:29,008 --> 01:10:30,133
Go whine to your boyfriend!

980
01:10:30,218 --> 01:10:32,427
Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
man. Look, I'm just going to go

981
01:10:32,512 --> 01:10:33,553
to the authorities and tell them the truth.

982
01:10:33,638 --> 01:10:34,638
Like, I had nothing to do with this.

983
01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:36,264
- So, I'm not an accomplice.
- Hey, hey, you wanted this, right?

984
01:10:36,349 --> 01:10:37,682
You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.

985
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,101
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!

986
01:10:39,185 --> 01:10:41,520
You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.

987
01:10:42,522 --> 01:10:44,147
Stop complaining.

988
01:11:20,393 --> 01:11:21,893
What is the meaning of this?

989
01:11:22,228 --> 01:11:24,146
You dare point a gun at me?

990
01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:27,983
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!

991
01:11:29,735 --> 01:11:32,362
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

992
01:11:32,446 --> 01:11:33,905
- Tell them to lower their weapons!
- Tell them first.

993
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:35,031
Tell them to lower their weapons.

994
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:37,117
Major, there's nothing I can do.
Talk to him.

995
01:11:37,201 --> 01:11:39,077
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

996
01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:42,080
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations

997
01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:44,499
and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.

998
01:11:44,584 --> 01:11:46,960
No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.

999
01:11:47,044 --> 01:11:48,837
Well, I'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

1000
01:11:48,921 --> 01:11:51,423
and I will raise you
a President of the United States.

1001
01:11:51,507 --> 01:11:52,966
I have operational command now.

1002
01:11:53,050 --> 01:11:55,260
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores

1003
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,970
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.

1004
01:11:57,471 --> 01:11:59,097
The secret is out!

1005
01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:02,442
This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,

1006
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,444
with a coordinated military strategy.

1007
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,489
This fool is terribly misinformed.

1008
01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,949
You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.

1009
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,742
What we need is to draw up battle plans

1010
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,995
while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.

1011
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,579
Like what, handing over the kid?

1012
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,749
All options are being considered.

1013
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:22,295
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.

1014
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,465
- There is no negotiating with them.
- I'm ordering you to stand down.

1015
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:29,636
You won't be needing this anymore.
Get your assets back to base!

1016
01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:32,931
And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.

1017
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:35,475
Let's go!

1018
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:40,647
I really don't like that dude.
He's an asshole.

1019
01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:43,233
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: Autobots, report to hangar
for transport.</i>

1020
01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:48,655
- Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- That's not what Optimus would want.

1021
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,843
There's nothing
that you could have done.

1022
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:16,558
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1023
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,564
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

1024
01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:33,533
I messed up. I'm sorry.

1025
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,456
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON RADIO</font>: Young fella, you are the person
I care about most in my life.</i>

1026
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,626
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON RADIO</font>: If there's anything you need,
I won't be far away.</i>

1027
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:48,590
He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.

1028
01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,760
<i><font color="#808080">TOM HANKS' VOICE ON RADIO</font>:
There's some things you just can't change.</i>

1029
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:56,014
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON RADIO</font>: So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!</i>

1030
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,601
I'm gonna make it right.
I'm going to turn myself in.

1031
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,853
<i><font color="#808080">GEORGE BAILEY'S VOICE ON RADIO</font>:
We... We've got to stick together.</i>

1032
01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:10,195
- You're not going to do that.
- Yes, I am.

1033
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:18,036
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON RADIO</font>: Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!</i>

1034
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,833
- You two...
- Huh?

1035
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,042
Hey, you know the glyphs?

1036
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,586
These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?

1037
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,383
That's old school, yo.
That's, like... That's Cybertronian.

1038
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,009
That's some serious stuff, right there.

1039
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,138
They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.

1040
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,639
Like a map to an Energon source!

1041
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,976
- Can you read this?
- Read?

1042
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,353
No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.

1043
01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,480
If you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.

1044
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,190
Aw, look who came sashaying back!

1045
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,859
Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.

1046
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,777
I had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

1047
01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:51,987
That's 'cause you're a pussy.

1048
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,947
I think I'm allowed that,
considering what I've been through.

1049
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:55,657
I heard you have a problem.

1050
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,743
- I think I know someone who can help.
- Who?

1051
01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,995
Robo-Warrior.

1052
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:04,791
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: This guy, Robo-Warrior,

1053
01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,252
everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.

1054
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,712
One time we revenge- hacked his site

1055
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,216
and maybe I saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.

1056
01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,606
This is it. Yep.

1057
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,857
Deli. Good front!

1058
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,776
All right, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go. All right?

1059
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,946
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,

1060
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,158
kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.

1061
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,576
Cash only. Who's next?

1062
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,954
I told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.

1063
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,623
Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?

1064
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,208
You... You ruined
a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!

1065
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,626
I'm like a ninja with a blade.
It's an art form.

1066
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,919
Give me your money. Get out of here!

1067
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,923
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.

1068
01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,925
Robo-Warrior.

1069
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,803
- Know him?
- I never heard of him.

1070
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,223
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?

1071
01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,850
You must be talking about that
amateur- hour blog operation

1072
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:07,062
- with Game Boy- level security.
- Robo- Warrior.

1073
01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:11,024
It's him! It's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!

1074
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,526
No.

1075
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,404
- You got to be kidding me.
- All right, meat store's closed!

1076
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,865
- Everybody out! Out, right now!
- When he says to go,

1077
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,533
- you go.
- That means you, lady, right now.

1078
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,744
- Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- We're old friends.

1079
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,289
Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,

1080
01:16:26,374 --> 01:16:27,707
got the kibosh, disbanded.

1081
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:31,044
No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.

1082
01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:34,089
All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.

1083
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:38,468
- Look at her now, so mature.
- Moron! Where's the whitefish?

1084
01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,428
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.

1085
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,097
- Yakov!
- What?

1086
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,224
You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!

1087
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,101
You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?

1088
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,395
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.

1089
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,063
You live with your mama?

1090
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,481
No, my mama lives with me.
It's a big difference.

1091
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,441
They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.

1092
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,902
- Yeah, I know.
- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?

1093
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,154
How did that happen? Don't answer.

1094
01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,615
I don't know what you're hiding,
but I don't want anything to do with it.

1095
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:03,451
So, good-bye. You never saw me.
I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.

1096
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,996
Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, I need your help.

1097
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,665
Really? You need my help?

1098
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,376
I need...
Look, I am slowly losing my mind.

1099
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,086
Okay, I had a little crab-bot,

1100
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297
plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain

1101
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,216
and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!

1102
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,052
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?

1103
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,305
You said it projected images
off your brain?

1104
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,974
- Right.
- Meat locker, now!

1105
01:17:26,726 --> 01:17:27,976
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Dead pigs.
- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Yuck.

1106
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,228
What you're about to see is top secret.

1107
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,023
Do not tell my mother.

1108
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,151
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Swine flu. Not good.
- <font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Now you know.

1109
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,195
Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.

1110
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,572
Sad little story.

1111
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,823
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON TV</font>: An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?</i>

1112
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:42,991
<i>Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?</i>

1113
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,244
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.

1114
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:49,539
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.

1115
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,250
Okay, Cube- brain.

1116
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,086
Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?

1117
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,504
Where'd you get these?

1118
01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,258
Before I got fired,
I poached S-7's crown jewel,

1119
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:05,722
over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.

1120
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,768
The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.

1121
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,269
How do I know?

1122
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,272
Archeologists found
these unexplained markings

1123
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,608
in ancient ruins all over the world.

1124
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,110
China. Egypt. Greece.

1125
01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:21,654
Shot in 1932.

1126
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,573
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?

1127
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,242
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?

1128
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:31,122
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?

1129
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,126
Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.

1130
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,129
Check this out. Project Black Knife.

1131
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:43,093
Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.

1132
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:46,471
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.

1133
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,058
I pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,

1134
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,686
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,

1135
01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,231
that I was obsessed.

1136
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,066
Me. Can you imagine that?

1137
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,277
Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.

1138
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,238
- On Earth. Another source?
- On Earth.

1139
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,199
Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.

1140
01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,034
You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?

1141
01:19:08,119 --> 01:19:09,411
No, no, no, the source is before them.

1142
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,329
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.

1143
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,497
It's before them.

1144
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,582
- So, it comes before them.
- Correct.

1145
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,044
Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.

1146
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,213
I mean,
I'm not on speaking terms with them.

1147
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,006
Actually, I am.

1148
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,054
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Let me out!

1149
01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:30,390
- This is going to be a little bit sad.
- Open it.

1150
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,227
I will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!

1151
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,770
Hey, behave!

1152
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,689
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.

1153
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,566
- And you're training him?
- I'm trying to.

1154
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:43,153
I spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,

1155
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:46,573
and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

1156
01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,617
Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro- head?

1157
01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:52,871
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,

1158
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,082
but, if you're a good boy,
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.

1159
01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:57,584
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.

1160
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:01,045
Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.

1161
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,256
All right.

1162
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,594
I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.

1163
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,181
I don't read it, but these guys...

1164
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,766
Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?

1165
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:17,645
- Is this they?
- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.

1166
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,316
They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. I don't know what.

1167
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,903
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.

1168
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,322
- And I know where to find them.
- Show us.

1169
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,740
Yeah.

1170
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,412
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: The closest one's in Washington.

1171
01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,753
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.

1172
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,506
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

1173
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,551
- Hold those.
- What is that?

1174
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,554
What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.

1175
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:56,142
So does Giambi, Jeter.
It's a baseball thing. Okay.

1176
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:57,727
Watches synchronized,
sharp mind and empty bladder.

1177
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,689
You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.

1178
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,525
Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.

1179
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,902
It's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.

1180
01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,695
Tricks the polygraph every time.

1181
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,531
Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.

1182
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:10,532
<font color="#E86CE4">(BUZZING)</font>

1183
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,275
Whoa, Whao!
No, listen, I can't do this.

1184
01:21:12,359 --> 01:21:14,077
Yeah, I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
I'm not gonna do this.

1185
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,704
- Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid.

1186
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,707
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.

1187
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,377
Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.

1188
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,712
<i><font color="#808080">GUARD ON PA</font>: The museum
is now closing.</i>

1189
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,715
<font color="#E86CE4">(WHISTLES)</font> Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!

1190
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,092
You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.

1191
01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:32,178
Sir! I suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!

1192
01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:34,681
Listen, man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.

1193
01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,683
All right? Thumper dumper.
I got to go. All right.

1194
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,686
<font color="#808080">GUARD</font>: Sir, you are a grown,
naked man around children.

1195
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,689
- Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: I'm not going anywhere.

1196
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,071
- You got that paper, right, sir?
- You should be embarrassed.

1197
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,282
This is a family museum, sir.

1198
01:21:54,283 --> 01:21:55,283
<font color="#E86CE4">(THUDDING)</font>

1199
01:22:00,284 --> 01:22:02,284
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>

1200
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,759
What is going on here?

1201
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:16,347
How many times can you get tased in the nuts
before you can't have kids, huh? You know.

1202
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,641
You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.

1203
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,731
We just downed five guards.
Five guards.

1204
01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,482
- Get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second here.

1205
01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,276
I got to get the tracker, all right.

1206
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,778
- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Be good.
- <font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: I'm claustrophobic.

1207
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:51,007
Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.

1208
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,889
- He knows something.
- What?

1209
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,015
He knows something.

1210
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:05,980
You got what I got?

1211
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,732
- Yeah.
- Blackbird.

1212
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,320
There he is.

1213
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,032
This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!

1214
01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,328
Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.

1215
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,462
Shit. It's a Decepticon!

1216
01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,923
- Decepticon?
- Decepticon?

1217
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,050
Behind the MiG now!

1218
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,357
<font color="#808080">JETFIRE</font>: What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?

1219
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,694
Answer me, pawns and knaves!

1220
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:56,114
Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!

1221
01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:00,284
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!

1222
01:24:01,412 --> 01:24:02,662
Bugger it!

1223
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:07,667
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

1224
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,128
Prepare for remote systems override!

1225
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,755
- I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.

1226
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,133
I command these doors to open.

1227
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,178
Fire! I said, fire!

1228
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,389
Bollocks!

1229
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,059
- Damn these worthless parts.
- Wait a second!

1230
01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:28,479
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!

1231
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,734
The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.

1232
01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,485
We gotta catch that plane.

1233
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:41,826
- Right. I'm on a mission.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1234
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,745
- What do you want?
- Look, we just want to talk!

1235
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,580
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.

1236
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:48,916
I'm a mercenary doom- bringer.
What planet am I on?

1237
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,376
- Earth.
- Earth?

1238
01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:55,506
Terrible name for a planet.
Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."

1239
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:59,010
Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?

1240
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,762
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.

1241
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:05,224
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- What do you mean, "changed sides"?

1242
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:08,811
<font color="#808080">JETFIRE</font>: It's a choice.
It's an intensely personal decision.

1243
01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:12,565
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

1244
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:13,649
You mean you don't have to work

1245
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,443
for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?

1246
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,071
If Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.

1247
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,949
I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.

1248
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,202
- Who's your little Autobot?
- You're cute.

1249
01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,330
Name's Wheelie. Yeah! Yeah!
Say my name, say my name.

1250
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,624
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?

1251
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,833
At least he's faithful, Sam.

1252
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:33,878
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.

1253
01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:35,379
<font color="#E86CE4">(MOANING)</font>

1254
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,464
Can you just... Can you stop?

1255
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:37,965
- Hey, what are you doing?
- It's just something

1256
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,967
to think about. I won't argue with...
What were you saying?

1257
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,138
I told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.

1258
01:25:44,223 --> 01:25:45,640
Somebody shit the bed this morning.

1259
01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,308
- <font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Look at this guy.
- <font color="#808080">JETFIRE</font>: I have issues of my own.

1260
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,893
And it started with my mother!

1261
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,437
My ancestors
have been here for centuries.

1262
01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:54,482
My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.

1263
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,818
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.

1264
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:57,944
Nothing!

1265
01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,697
But he did so with honor,
dignity, damn it!

1266
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:09,539
Bollocks.

1267
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,083
<font color="#E86CE4">(MUTTERING)</font> My boosters are fried.

1268
01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,294
I think we can help each other.

1269
01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,256
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know, I do.

1270
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,758
I don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, I don't.

1271
01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:24,846
I could do this all day.
It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.

1272
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,890
They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind

1273
01:26:27,975 --> 01:26:29,851
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.

1274
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,145
- Him and someone called The Fallen.
- The Fallen? I know him.

1275
01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,482
He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.

1276
01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:40,361
He's terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.

1277
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,488
These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,

1278
01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:43,531
The Fallen's search.

1279
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,201
I remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.

1280
01:26:47,286 --> 01:26:49,370
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?

1281
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:53,958
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!

1282
01:26:59,959 --> 01:27:01,959
<font color="#E86CE4">(WIND HOWLING)</font>

1283
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:06,960
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

1284
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,961
<font color="#E86CE4">(GROANING)</font>

1285
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,700
<font color="#E86CE4">(SIMMONS SHOUTING)</font>

1286
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,903
Well, that wasn't so bad.

1287
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,654
I just hope we're still on the right planet.

1288
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,698
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Hey, that freaking hurt!

1289
01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,326
Oh, my God.

1290
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:36,834
Oh, God.

1291
01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,257
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.

1292
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:47,303
This would be a perfect moment,
except you landed on my testicles.

1293
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,013
Please, get off.

1294
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,391
<font color="#E86CE4">(GRUNTS)</font> God, my balls.

1295
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:54,852
<font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Sam!

1296
01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:59,065
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!

1297
01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:04,111
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? It's Vegas.

1298
01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,030
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: You guys okay?
- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Yeah.

1299
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,616
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Hey, I think we're in Vegas!

1300
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,286
That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!

1301
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,039
People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,

1302
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,083
- you would have heard...
- Oh, shut up.

1303
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:21,462
I told you I was opening a space bridge.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

1304
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,382
What... When did you... When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.

1305
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,217
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?

1306
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,888
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!

1307
01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,640
Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?

1308
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,891
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

1309
01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,644
so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?

1310
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,147
<font color="#808080">JETFIRE</font>: This planet was visited
by our race once before,

1311
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,984
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.

1312
01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,987
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,

1313
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,656
the lifeblood of our race.

1314
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:53,577
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!

1315
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,581
Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?

1316
01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,584
Let's not get episodic, okay, old- timer?

1317
01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:06,590
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.

1318
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:11,512
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.

1319
01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:15,808
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.

1320
01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:17,601
- Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?

1321
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,562
Yes. You see, in the beginning,

1322
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,773
there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.

1323
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,944
And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.

1324
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:33,034
The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,

1325
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,037
until one of them tried to defy this rule.

1326
01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,374
And his name forevermore
was The Fallen.

1327
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:44,503
He despised the human race

1328
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:49,884
<i>and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.</i>

1329
01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,013
<i>The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key</i>

1330
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:57,183
<i>called the Matrix of Leadership.</i>

1331
01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:07,860
<i>A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.</i>

1332
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,159
<i>The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,</i>

1333
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,998
<i>so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.</i>

1334
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:26,462
<i>In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away</i>

1335
01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,715
<i>in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,</i>

1336
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,344
<i>a tomb we cannot find.</i>

1337
01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:40,476
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.

1338
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,603
The Fallen knows where it is

1339
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:48,317
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.

1340
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,319
Okay, so how do we stop him?

1341
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,780
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.

1342
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,448
Optimus Prime?

1343
01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,994
So, you've met a Prime?

1344
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,164
Why, you must have met
a great descendant.

1345
01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:05,376
Is he alive, here on this planet?

1346
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,379
He sacrificed himself to save me.

1347
01:31:08,839 --> 01:31:10,297
So, he's dead.

1348
01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,468
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.

1349
01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:18,556
So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine,

1350
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267
could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus

1351
01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,393
and bring him back to life?

1352
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:27,189
It was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.

1353
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:31,152
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?

1354
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,446
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.

1355
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,158
What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.

1356
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:42,454
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!

1357
01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,498
Find the doorway!

1358
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,458
Go now! Go!

1359
01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,461
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.

1360
01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:53,841
Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.

1361
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,682
Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.

1362
01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:05,311
Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."

1363
01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:07,271
- That's the Dagger's Tip.
- It's part of the Red Sea.

1364
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,523
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.

1365
01:32:09,608 --> 01:32:13,444
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.

1366
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,905
First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.

1367
01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,449
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?

1368
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,700
I'm gonna make a call.

1369
01:32:22,621 --> 01:32:23,913
We got cops!

1370
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,295
I can't go to prison, guys.

1371
01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:37,801
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Sam, we got to get off
this road and lay low.

1372
01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,231
Man, stupid cops!

1373
01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,524
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.

1374
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,403
- Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- They're gone.

1375
01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,114
Okay, we're running out of time.
I gotta make the call to Lennox...

1376
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,532
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.

1377
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,244
Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.

1378
01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,955
- CIA is all over this place!
- You're gonna call.

1379
01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,088
- Okay. That's a good idea.
- All right.

1380
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,590
I mean, I just had my mind
on other things,

1381
01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,133
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.

1382
01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,180
<i><font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: NEST departure,
2100 hours.</i>

1383
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:28,310
So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.

1384
01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,901
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Major Lennox, phone call.

1385
01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:39,780
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?

1386
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,448
We need the truck. The truck.

1387
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,285
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.

1388
01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:48,622
You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.

1389
01:33:48,707 --> 01:33:50,249
Back of a $1 bill.

1390
01:33:50,709 --> 01:33:57,006
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.

1391
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,800
Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.

1392
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,427
Wait, who are you?

1393
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:05,139
Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.

1394
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:06,307
Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!

1395
01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:08,183
Move, move, move, move.

1396
01:34:09,311 --> 01:34:13,063
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1397
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:15,607
Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba.

1398
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:18,235
Egypt? Are you serious?

1399
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,946
Sir.

1400
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,078
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,

1401
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:30,831
how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?

1402
01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:34,251
Look, I don't know,
but we got to trust him.

1403
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:37,921
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Okay, let's go over it again.

1404
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,174
<font color="#808080">BOTH</font>: When the dawn
alights the Dagger's Tip,

1405
01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,551
- the Three Kings...
- Will reveal the doorway.

1406
01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,428
That's what he said.
You know what it means?

1407
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,055
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.

1408
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,931
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.

1409
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,433
I don't have my passport.

1410
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,187
<font color="#808080">GUARD</font>: Passport!

1411
01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:55,688
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ARABIC)</font>

1412
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,112
They got cameras at the top.

1413
01:35:03,713 --> 01:35:05,713
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ARABIC)</font>

1414
01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:09,536
All right, chill. This is espionage time.
I can handle it.

1415
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,664
These are my people.
I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.

1416
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Great, a fricking Munchkin.

1417
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,630
Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.

1418
01:35:24,631 --> 01:35:27,631
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC)</font>

1419
01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:31,308
The Dagger's Tip? Right?

1420
01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:33,894
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.

1421
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:37,231
Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,

1422
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,943
my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.

1423
01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,903
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.

1424
01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,029
Fifty kilometers.

1425
01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:46,448
You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.

1426
01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:48,700
- I know. I know you from somewhere.
- Go, Yankees!

1427
01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:50,536
Put it on the wire to the CIA.

1428
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:59,670
<font color="#808080">SOUNDWAVE</font>: Decepticons, boy's location detected.

1429
01:36:07,271 --> 01:36:08,671
<font color="#E86CE4">(SHUSHING)</font>

1430
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,598
<font color="#808080">SKIDS</font>: Undercover, yo. You got to
blend in with your surroundings.

1431
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,017
You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.

1432
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,018
<font color="#E86CE4">(GROANS)</font>

1433
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,195
Awesome! I think aliens built that.

1434
01:36:25,572 --> 01:36:26,572
Yeah, yeah.

1435
01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,366
Come on. Move it! Move it!

1436
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,577
Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?

1437
01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,746
<font color="#808080">WHEELIE</font>: Yeah, some of us got
work to do! Dumb Autobots.

1438
01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:59,438
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Being my girlfriend is
hazardous to your health.

1439
01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,401
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.

1440
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,403
- Do they?
- Yeah.

1441
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:09,000
<font color="#E86CE4">(GIGGLES)</font>

1442
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,408
You might as well just say it.

1443
01:37:11,493 --> 01:37:12,951
Ladies first.

1444
01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:17,122
Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.

1445
01:37:17,207 --> 01:37:20,334
- You're really chivalrous.
- Why are you mad at me?

1446
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:23,921
You know what?
Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.

1447
01:37:25,048 --> 01:37:29,510
Do you realize that I just flew 3,000
miles to keep you from getting killed?

1448
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,802
I know.

1449
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,808
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?

1450
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,603
Look at the things I go through with you.

1451
01:37:40,230 --> 01:37:42,397
And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars

1452
01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,691
and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet

1453
01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:47,110
and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.

1454
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,571
Pyramids.

1455
01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,199
What? Why do boys always

1456
01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243
- change the subject?
- Pyramids and stars.

1457
01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,786
- Sam?
- Come with me really quick.

1458
01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:03,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH SNORING)</font>

1459
01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:06,046
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!

1460
01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:11,635
Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?

1461
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,388
No. No I was only in college for two days.
Remember that?

1462
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,640
- Here. Get up. Up, up.
- What is he talking about?

1463
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:21,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(ARABIC PRAYERS)</font>

1464
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,063
Okay, you see those three stars?

1465
01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,898
You see
how the last one touches the horizon?

1466
01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,734
That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.

1467
01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,611
And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings

1468
01:38:29,696 --> 01:38:32,489
who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,

1469
01:38:32,574 --> 01:38:34,408
so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.

1470
01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:37,953
They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.

1471
01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:52,259
<i><font color="#808080">PILOT ON PA</font>: We've had an engine malfunction.</i>

1472
01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,303
<i>We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.</i>

1473
01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:56,471
<i>Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.</i>

1474
01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,016
Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?

1475
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,019
- All right, team, grab your chutes!
- Bailout like bailout?

1476
01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:07,065
- You familiar with the standard MC- 4?
- Of course not!

1477
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:09,443
I've never jumped out of
a perfectly good airplane before!

1478
01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:10,902
Wait a minute, is this really happening?

1479
01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,779
- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.

1480
01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:17,451
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?

1481
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,161
What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.

1482
01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:23,123
These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.

1483
01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:26,376
I'm just following orders to the letter.
Isn't that what you said?

1484
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:30,088
You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.

1485
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,303
Whoa... Whoa... Whao! What was
that? What was that?

1486
01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,722
That's not good. Come on.

1487
01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,224
- Right this way!
- I... I can't jump out of an airplane!

1488
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,352
- I have an ulcer! No, no.
- Come on. It's okay.

1489
01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,979
I really can't do this.
What are you doing...

1490
01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:48,565
Come here! Come here.

1491
01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:52,903
- Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

1492
01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:57,199
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
and memorize everything that I say.

1493
01:39:57,283 --> 01:40:00,243
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.

1494
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,454
Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,

1495
01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:04,665
which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.

1496
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,833
- Okay, are you listening?
- I can't hear what...

1497
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,335
- Stop that!
- All right. All right. All right.

1498
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,879
All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,

1499
01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:13,131
it pulls the pin and opens the main.

1500
01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:15,258
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.

1501
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:19,513
I want you to pull the blue.
I need you to pull it really hard!

1502
01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,432
Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-ass!

1503
01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,313
-He say good-bye?
-No, he didn't even say good-bye.

1504
01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:30,565
<i>General, we're loaded and ready.</i>

1505
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:33,527
<i>You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.</i>

1506
01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,154
- Excellent.
- Sir, you need to see this now.

1507
01:40:39,117 --> 01:40:41,159
- Have we checked these coordinates?
- Egypt, sir.

1508
01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,037
- They're airdropping in.
- You've got to be kidding me.

1509
01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:45,497
He knows something.

1510
01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,958
We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.

1511
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,377
Copy that.

1512
01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,921
CIA just got a hit on the boy,

1513
01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,549
100 miles from the location
on that little note there.

1514
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:56,717
It's getting hotter.

1515
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,807
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1516
01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:27,038
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: You see the size of this?

1517
01:41:27,749 --> 01:41:30,167
- You see this?
- <font color="#808080">SKIDS</font>: Spectacular.

1518
01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,296
Amazing. Look at that.

1519
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,850
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: It's here somewhere, guys.
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Yeah, why?

1520
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:48,477
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

1521
01:41:48,561 --> 01:41:50,061
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?

1522
01:41:50,146 --> 01:41:54,149
In his defense, this is the biggest
doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.

1523
01:41:54,901 --> 01:41:58,445
Oh, okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?

1524
01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:00,113
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,

1525
01:42:00,198 --> 01:42:01,615
that archeologists
have been here before?

1526
01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:02,783
There's nothing here.

1527
01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,243
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Real life is heartbreak,
despair, kid.

1528
01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,454
Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow

1529
01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,706
and the leprechauns went
and booby- trapped it!

1530
01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:12,167
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: I'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!

1531
01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,462
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.

1532
01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,047
Why are we still listening to you,
little punk- ass?

1533
01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,174
I mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?

1534
01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,218
Killed Megatron. How about that?

1535
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:22,344
Well, he didn't get the job done,

1536
01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:23,970
you know what I mean,
'cause he's back now...

1537
01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:26,973
- Are you scared?
- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

1538
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,476
No, I'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

1539
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,311
Bring it, then! Get off me!

1540
01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,481
- I'll change your face around!
- I'll get all up in that ass!

1541
01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,982
Bring it!

1542
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:37,901
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Guys!

1543
01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:40,821
- You like the way that feels?
- That didn't hurt.

1544
01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,447
You like that, don't you?

1545
01:42:42,532 --> 01:42:44,908
- Come on, Bumblebee!
- Bumblebee, listen.

1546
01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,582
Now, that's rude.

1547
01:43:04,554 --> 01:43:06,513
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Oh, my God. The symbols.

1548
01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:09,599
Bee! Shoot it.

1549
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:24,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(WIND HOWLING)</font>

1550
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,128
- <font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Check this out.
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Look at it.

1551
01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:40,380
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Wow!

1552
01:43:40,464 --> 01:43:42,966
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.

1553
01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,427
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: The tomb of the Primes.

1554
01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:47,137
Yo!

1555
01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:49,639
Yo!

1556
01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:04,988
The Matrix.

1557
01:44:22,548 --> 01:44:23,757
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: No.

1558
01:44:25,009 --> 01:44:26,134
No.

1559
01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:31,056
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Thousands of years,
turned to dust.

1560
01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,642
This isn't how it's supposed to end.

1561
01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:34,893
Hear that?

1562
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,816
US Air Force! C-17s!

1563
01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:44,611
- <font color="#808080">LEO</font>: What's a C- 17?
- You can't bring him back, Sam.

1564
01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,281
- There's nothing left.
- Look! Look around you.

1565
01:44:48,366 --> 01:44:50,951
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,

1566
01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,452
to just have it end like this.

1567
01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,204
There is a reason that we are here.

1568
01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:58,166
The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.

1569
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:06,341
Everyone's after me
because of what I know,

1570
01:45:08,636 --> 01:45:11,846
and what I know is that
this is going to work.

1571
01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:15,350
- How do you know it's gonna work?
- Because I believe it.

1572
01:45:25,403 --> 01:45:27,737
You best let me out of this plane.

1573
01:45:38,434 --> 01:45:42,376
Dropping the big boy. Sam!

1574
01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:50,760
You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?

1575
01:45:50,845 --> 01:45:52,429
Absolutely. Let's go.

1576
01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:03,732
Go!

1577
01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:07,277
Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.

1578
01:46:10,878 --> 01:46:12,678
<font color="#E86CE4">(GOATS BLEATING)</font>

1579
01:46:14,279 --> 01:46:15,279
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ARABIC)</font>

1580
01:46:17,913 --> 01:46:19,456
Cover Optimus!

1581
01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,502
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.

1582
01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,713
I need snipers and Stingers up high.

1583
01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:30,925
So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.

1584
01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,635
I hope this little kid know
what he's doing.

1585
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,762
Yeah, me too.

1586
01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:42,937
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!

1587
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:47,567
Pop flare!

1588
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:52,447
- That's them, right there. See the flare?
- Right over there! See it?

1589
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,200
Oh!

1590
01:47:03,501 --> 01:47:04,667
Sam!

1591
01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,556
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.

1592
01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,266
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.

1593
01:47:20,351 --> 01:47:21,768
Shut this guy up, huh?

1594
01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,270
- Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- <font color="#808080">MIKAELA</font>: Shut up and let him drive!

1595
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:25,647
- Just stop screaming...
- All right, that's it!

1596
01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:27,648
<font color="#E86CE4">(SCREAMING)</font>

1597
01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:29,818
I can't take that guy anymore.

1598
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,166
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Hide in the dust!
Use the dust!

1599
01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,717
We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.

1600
01:47:54,802 --> 01:47:57,470
You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.

1601
01:47:57,555 --> 01:48:00,098
I'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.

1602
01:48:00,182 --> 01:48:02,225
You get to those soldiers.

1603
01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:06,396
- I hope that dust works, kid.
- Thank you.

1604
01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:13,653
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: He's turning around. He's
coming back. He's coming back.

1605
01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,446
It's up to me.

1606
01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,408
One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,

1607
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,994
now its last hope
in their final hour of need.

1608
01:48:21,078 --> 01:48:24,747
Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.

1609
01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:27,834
- Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- You'll never make it, kid.

1610
01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:30,378
- I'm coming with you.
- Bravery will only get you so far.

1611
01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:33,381
You tased me, okay? You owe me!
I'm going.

1612
01:48:33,465 --> 01:48:35,258
Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?

1613
01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:46,978
That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.

1614
01:48:47,779 --> 01:48:49,579
<font color="#E86CE4">(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)</font>

1615
01:48:51,066 --> 01:48:53,234
- What the hell was that?
- Anyone copy?

1616
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,361
- Anyone there? Who's up?
- Copy?

1617
01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:57,739
- <font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Radio's down.
- It's dead. Comms are down.

1618
01:48:57,823 --> 01:48:59,157
EMP burst.

1619
01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,410
I see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.

1620
01:49:02,511 --> 01:49:03,611
<font color="#E86CE4">(PHONE RINGING)</font>

1621
01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,205
Yes, sir?

1622
01:49:05,289 --> 01:49:08,124
- <font color="#808080">GALLOWAY</font>: Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
- I know, sir.

1623
01:49:08,209 --> 01:49:11,044
Well, what country am I in right now?

1624
01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:12,378
United States.

1625
01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:16,382
No, not the United States.
I'm from the United States.

1626
01:49:16,467 --> 01:49:19,135
<i>I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.</i>

1627
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:24,057
Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.

1628
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:26,809
How is it that we can't reach our men,

1629
01:49:26,894 --> 01:49:32,273
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?

1630
01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:37,528
Nothing.

1631
01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,990
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.

1632
01:49:41,075 --> 01:49:43,076
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, boys, old school time!

1633
01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:45,995
<font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.

1634
01:49:46,196 --> 01:49:47,996
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH PANTING)</font>

1635
01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:55,046
Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.

1636
01:49:55,714 --> 01:50:00,551
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.

1637
01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:06,015
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?

1638
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:08,768
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.

1639
01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,229
Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.

1640
01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:14,941
Damn it. Something's not right.
It doesn't add up.

1641
01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:18,444
Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,

1642
01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:20,905
and get Egypt's General Salam.

1643
01:50:20,990 --> 01:50:24,867
Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.

1644
01:50:24,952 --> 01:50:28,037
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.

1645
01:50:28,289 --> 01:50:29,872
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER 1</font>: Scramble Predators now.

1646
01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,457
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER 2</font>: V-1, rotate.

1647
01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:45,346
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: We still have a mile that way.

1648
01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:52,395
Come on.

1649
01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,066
This way. This way.

1650
01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:05,033
- One man, alone...
- Stop saying that!

1651
01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:06,367
...betrayed by the country he loves!

1652
01:51:06,452 --> 01:51:08,661
Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.

1653
01:51:09,330 --> 01:51:11,831
<font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Just relax. You're
with the maestro.

1654
01:51:20,507 --> 01:51:22,550
I don't think he's still following us.

1655
01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,219
That's what you think.

1656
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,920
Uh-oh.

1657
01:51:42,071 --> 01:51:45,823
Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,

1658
01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,951
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.

1659
01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:51,245
The boy must have the Matrix.

1660
01:51:51,663 --> 01:51:54,290
We cannot let him reach Optimus.

1661
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,628
Decepticons, begin our assault!

1662
01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,963
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: We've got incoming!

1663
01:52:05,204 --> 01:52:10,204
<font color="#E86CE4">(THUDDING EXPLOSIONS)</font>

1664
01:52:17,106 --> 01:52:20,024
<font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.

1665
01:52:20,109 --> 01:52:22,110
- How many?
- About 13 of them.

1666
01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,862
This ain't good. This ain't good.

1667
01:52:29,203 --> 01:52:32,203
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)</font>

1668
01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:35,289
We're about to get our asses whupped.

1669
01:52:36,417 --> 01:52:38,209
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Bravo-Charlie, kneel!

1670
01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,170
All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.

1671
01:52:42,548 --> 01:52:45,466
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,

1672
01:52:45,551 --> 01:52:48,428
so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.

1673
01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:51,305
All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. I need a scout team.

1674
01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:52,432
<font color="#808080">IRONHIDE</font>: I'm leading.

1675
01:52:52,516 --> 01:52:54,934
Go up through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide!

1676
01:52:55,018 --> 01:52:56,561
All right, when you see
the precious cargo,

1677
01:52:56,645 --> 01:52:59,397
I want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.

1678
01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,481
We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!

1679
01:53:02,482 --> 01:53:03,693
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Hoo-ah!

1680
01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,081
You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?

1681
01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:21,752
- With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- No, why?

1682
01:53:25,007 --> 01:53:27,842
- Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- Is that good?

1683
01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,596
A lot of people died.

1684
01:53:37,707 --> 01:53:39,107
Oh!

1685
01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,741
Hide!

1686
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,244
- Vámonos, amigos!
- Oh, my God!

1687
01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,167
- Hit the deck!
- Oh, my God!

1688
01:54:06,100 --> 01:54:09,100
<font color="#E86CE4">(ROARING)</font>

1689
01:54:17,184 --> 01:54:18,267
<font color="#E86CE4">(WHISPERING)</font> Sam, Sam.

1690
01:54:19,353 --> 01:54:21,395
I don't think they saw us.

1691
01:54:21,939 --> 01:54:23,773
Get down. Get down. Get down.

1692
01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:25,733
Okay. Listen.

1693
01:54:27,611 --> 01:54:30,947
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?

1694
01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:33,783
What if it doesn't work?

1695
01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,202
It's gonna work.

1696
01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:39,288
- What if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work. It'll work.

1697
01:54:44,909 --> 01:54:46,709
<font color="#E86CE4">(THUDDING)</font>

1698
01:54:54,200 --> 01:55:05,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(GIANT FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)</font>

1699
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:27,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)</font>

1700
01:55:46,200 --> 01:55:48,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(BUZZING)</font>

1701
01:55:55,200 --> 01:56:02,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)</font>

1702
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:08,700
<font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>

1703
01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,178
Up, up, up!

1704
01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:28,814
Get ready to jump!

1705
01:56:47,668 --> 01:56:50,336
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: We got a half-mile. I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.

1706
01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,382
Fall back!

1707
01:56:54,466 --> 01:56:57,927
- Ironhide, up the middle!
- Ironhide, move it!

1708
01:56:58,011 --> 01:57:00,012
Let's go! Go, go!

1709
01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:08,562
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: Devastator!

1710
01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:13,943
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.

1711
01:57:14,111 --> 01:57:16,737
If we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?

1712
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:23,738
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ARABIC)</font>

1713
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:39,739
<font color="#E86CE4">(LEO SCREAMING)</font>

1714
01:57:48,895 --> 01:57:50,730
- Oh.
- Look at this mother...

1715
01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:52,481
Mean robots suck!

1716
01:58:04,453 --> 01:58:07,037
Hang on! Hang on, okay?

1717
01:58:11,668 --> 01:58:13,461
- Simmons!
- Don't let go!

1718
01:58:13,545 --> 01:58:16,005
Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.

1719
01:58:20,135 --> 01:58:21,635
I don't want to die!

1720
01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,181
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!

1721
01:58:25,265 --> 01:58:26,515
You ain't getting me!

1722
01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,856
He dead. He got so ate.

1723
01:58:34,191 --> 01:58:37,109
- Who's your daddy now, huh?
- He got all ate up.

1724
01:58:37,194 --> 01:58:39,320
The only safe place is right under it.

1725
01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:43,073
- Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- Yeah.

1726
01:58:49,956 --> 01:58:53,292
You should've never eaten me!
I'm gonna bust your face up!

1727
01:58:58,298 --> 01:58:59,465
Oh, my God!

1728
01:59:02,219 --> 01:59:04,720
Nobody mess with me! In your face!

1729
01:59:05,639 --> 01:59:07,306
Keep fighting, Mudflap!

1730
01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:08,474
Oh, my God!

1731
01:59:16,233 --> 01:59:18,192
Nobody messes with the twins.

1732
01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:24,240
I got you... My bad!

1733
01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:29,078
Oh man! You shot me in the face!

1734
01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,789
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it!

1735
01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,086
Woah... Come on.

1736
01:59:47,200 --> 01:59:49,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(SNARLING)</font>

1737
01:59:53,270 --> 01:59:54,478
Judy!

1738
01:59:59,568 --> 02:00:01,652
- Sam! Sam!
- What?

1739
02:00:02,654 --> 02:00:04,613
Sam! Sam!

1740
02:00:09,077 --> 02:00:10,327
<font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Sam!

1741
02:00:10,412 --> 02:00:11,745
- Sam!
- Dad!

1742
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:16,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(ELECTRONIC THUDDING)</font>

1743
02:00:19,462 --> 02:00:20,880
Wait, wait!

1744
02:00:22,132 --> 02:00:25,634
Please listen to me!
I want you to run! Run!

1745
02:00:25,719 --> 02:00:28,429
Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!

1746
02:00:28,513 --> 02:00:29,972
- <font color="#808080">RON</font>: Oh, God!
- Wait!

1747
02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,932
<font color="#808080">RAMPAGE</font>: Sam Witwicky.

1748
02:00:32,017 --> 02:00:36,312
Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.

1749
02:00:36,396 --> 02:00:38,063
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop!

1750
02:00:38,148 --> 02:00:39,315
- Stop!
- <font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Listen to your father!

1751
02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:41,491
<font color="#E86CE4">(BUMBLEEBEE WHISTLING)</font>
<font color="#808080">RON</font>: Just get out of here!

1752
02:00:41,526 --> 02:00:43,903
Just don't hurt them.
I know what you want.

1753
02:00:43,987 --> 02:00:45,487
<font color="#808080">RON</font>: Just go! Just go!

1754
02:00:45,572 --> 02:00:49,366
And I know that you need me
because I know about the Matrix.

1755
02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:51,535
- <font color="#808080">RON</font>: Don't do it, Sam...
- Please, Dad.

1756
02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:55,581
- They're going to kill us all anyway!
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Hey, hey... Here's what you want, right here.

1757
02:00:55,957 --> 02:00:57,374
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM SCREAMING)</font> Bumblebee!

1758
02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,222
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM PANTING)</font> Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

1759
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(GROANING)</font>

1760
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:33,700
<font color="#E86CE4">(GROWLING)</font>

1761
02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:52,721
- Stay tight, Ma.
- Come on. Get in here.

1762
02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,404
- <font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Bee?
- <font color="#808080">BUMBLEEBEE</font>: Yeah.

1763
02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:13,033
- Hey!
- I don't know

1764
02:02:13,118 --> 02:02:15,077
what's going on, but we've got to move!

1765
02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,083
<font color="#808080">RON</font>: There's got to be a way
out of here!

1766
02:02:22,419 --> 02:02:24,503
Judy, get back, get back, get back.

1767
02:02:25,714 --> 02:02:28,716
Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.

1768
02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,094
Bee! Bumblebee!

1769
02:02:32,929 --> 02:02:34,930
You get them somewhere safe,
all right?

1770
02:02:37,267 --> 02:02:38,434
You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.

1771
02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:40,352
No, no, this isn't up for discussion!

1772
02:02:40,437 --> 02:02:42,354
- You're my son! Alright! You're my son!
- I know.

1773
02:02:42,439 --> 02:02:43,689
- Dad...
- We all go together!

1774
02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:45,065
- Listen...
- We're all going together!

1775
02:02:45,150 --> 02:02:48,444
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.

1776
02:02:48,528 --> 02:02:50,779
You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.

1777
02:02:50,864 --> 02:02:53,449
You hear what I'm saying, okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.

1778
02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,034
- No.
- You've got to let me go, Dad.

1779
02:02:55,118 --> 02:02:58,454
- You have to let me go. You have to.
- Ron.

1780
02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,584
Ron. Ron, let him go.

1781
02:03:05,628 --> 02:03:07,963
You come back! Come on.

1782
02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:09,840
<font color="#808080">JUDY</font>: Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

1783
02:03:09,924 --> 02:03:12,468
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go without you.

1784
02:03:23,772 --> 02:03:25,314
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Move to cover!

1785
02:03:29,569 --> 02:03:31,320
We got Jordanians!

1786
02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:32,863
We got help!

1787
02:03:38,995 --> 02:03:40,245
Down!

1788
02:03:56,805 --> 02:03:58,430
You okay, soldier?

1789
02:03:58,515 --> 02:04:01,683
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.

1790
02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,685
<font color="#808080">LEO</font>: Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.

1791
02:04:03,770 --> 02:04:06,063
You all right, young man?
You have a radio?

1792
02:04:07,524 --> 02:04:11,985
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what I did for my country.

1793
02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,155
This is my moment.

1794
02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:16,990
You're crazy!

1795
02:04:19,077 --> 02:04:20,953
ETA to station, two minutes.

1796
02:04:21,037 --> 02:04:22,913
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir. Yes, sir.

1797
02:04:22,997 --> 02:04:24,373
Predator 01.

1798
02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:36,093
Shit, it's a trick.

1799
02:04:36,177 --> 02:04:38,595
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.

1800
02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,265
- Get those Marines on the ground.
- This is roll in roll strike packages...

1801
02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:43,225
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.

1802
02:04:48,226 --> 02:05:00,226
<font color="#E86CE4">(CHATTERING ON RADIO)</font>

1803
02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:06,290
- <font color="#808080">ARCEE</font>: Spotted Sam!
- <font color="#808080">IRONHIDE</font>: Hey Sam!

1804
02:05:06,749 --> 02:05:08,041
Ironhide!

1805
02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:11,086
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.

1806
02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:16,592
<font color="#808080">IRONHIDE</font>: Get out, Sam!
Get to the pillars!

1807
02:05:17,844 --> 02:05:18,927
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Come on, let's go.

1808
02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:26,143
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.

1809
02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:30,606
If they turn that machine on,
no more sun.

1810
02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:34,443
Not on my watch.

1811
02:05:34,861 --> 02:05:37,487
Not on my watch!

1812
02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:50,000
<i><font color="#808080">CAPTAIN</font>: USS Stennis. Identify.</i>

1813
02:05:50,084 --> 02:05:52,502
<i><font color="#808080">SIMMONS</font>: Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?</i>

1814
02:05:52,587 --> 02:05:54,463
<i>SportsCenter?
I Dream of Jeannie or something?</i>

1815
02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:58,550
We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?

1816
02:05:58,635 --> 02:06:00,135
Identify yourself.

1817
02:06:00,637 --> 02:06:01,887
What is your name, sailor?

1818
02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:07,434
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.

1819
02:06:08,770 --> 02:06:10,395
Okay, Captain Wilder.

1820
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,814
<i>This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.</i>

1821
02:06:12,899 --> 02:06:15,275
<i>There is the mother
of all non-biologicals</i>

1822
02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:17,152
<i>getting ready to blow up our sun.</i>

1823
02:06:17,237 --> 02:06:19,071
Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance

1824
02:06:19,155 --> 02:06:21,156
or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?

1825
02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:24,493
All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.

1826
02:06:31,668 --> 02:06:34,378
Five clicks west of the Gulf,

1827
02:06:34,462 --> 02:06:37,422
<i>we got ourselves an alien
remodeling a pyramid.</i>

1828
02:06:37,507 --> 02:06:40,550
Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,

1829
02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:43,679
- shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- That's classified.

1830
02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:47,349
<i>Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?</i>

1831
02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:50,102
Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which I know you do,

1832
02:06:50,186 --> 02:06:52,729
you tell them to ready that weapon!

1833
02:06:54,107 --> 02:06:56,316
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.

1834
02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,860
<font color="#808080">GRAHAM</font>: Alpha Team, flank left!

1835
02:06:58,945 --> 02:07:00,696
This way! Move it!

1836
02:07:02,657 --> 02:07:04,908
- Where do you need us, sir?
- Protect those in the line of fire.

1837
02:07:04,993 --> 02:07:06,618
Let's go! Go!

1838
02:07:10,540 --> 02:07:13,041
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!

1839
02:07:17,422 --> 02:07:19,798
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!

1840
02:07:19,882 --> 02:07:22,467
Have troops in contact 20 miles
northwest. Radar contact.

1841
02:07:22,552 --> 02:07:23,677
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...

1842
02:07:27,765 --> 02:07:29,349
B-1, snap 090.

1843
02:07:29,434 --> 02:07:31,852
You are approved to drop your
2,000-pound JDAMs.

1844
02:07:39,068 --> 02:07:40,402
- What you got?
- I couldn't get to them, sir.

1845
02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,529
They're 600 meters away
and they're heading right for the pillars.

1846
02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,490
All right. Precious cargo's coming!

1847
02:07:45,825 --> 02:07:46,825
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Move!

1848
02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:56,826
<font color="#E86CE4">(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)</font>

1849
02:07:57,670 --> 02:07:59,212
Curse you!

1850
02:08:13,186 --> 02:08:15,270
<font color="#808080">IRONHIDE</font>: Sam! Spotted Sam!

1851
02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,304
- Come on!
- 2- 2 covering fire.

1852
02:08:49,389 --> 02:08:50,806
Two civilians, 12 o'clock!

1853
02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:00,941
Cover for us!

1854
02:09:04,900 --> 02:09:07,200
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM SCREAMING)</font>

1855
02:09:07,323 --> 02:09:10,117
Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!

1856
02:09:22,422 --> 02:09:24,005
Keep firing!

1857
02:09:30,012 --> 02:09:31,680
Come on! Mikaela!

1858
02:09:32,098 --> 02:09:34,433
Come on! Get in here!

1859
02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:36,810
Look who showed up.

1860
02:09:36,894 --> 02:09:38,895
You better have a good reason for us
to be here.

1861
02:09:38,980 --> 02:09:40,689
- Where's Optimus?
- He's right over there,

1862
02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:42,190
across the courtyard.

1863
02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,235
- I got to get to him right now.
- Not with an air strike coming.

1864
02:09:45,319 --> 02:09:47,529
I have to get to him right now.

1865
02:09:47,800 --> 02:09:48,930
Whoa, whoa.

1866
02:09:49,073 --> 02:09:50,407
Go. Back, back, back, back.

1867
02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,200
- Go.
- Listen up...

1868
02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:56,872
Okay.

1869
02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:01,877
Incoming!

1870
02:10:02,879 --> 02:10:05,088
Stick the landing.

1871
02:10:06,007 --> 02:10:08,884
Behold the glory of Jetfire!

1872
02:10:10,178 --> 02:10:13,722
Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!

1873
02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:35,076
I'm too old for this crap.

1874
02:10:35,244 --> 02:10:37,913
Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.

1875
02:10:58,059 --> 02:11:01,561
I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.

1876
02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,607
<i>25.7 meters above sea level,
29.32 north.</i>

1877
02:11:05,691 --> 02:11:07,901
- Kill track, 5205...
- Target acquired.

1878
02:11:07,985 --> 02:11:10,570
- Killing track.
- <font color="#808080">MAN ON PA</font>: Two, one...

1879
02:11:10,655 --> 02:11:11,947
<i>Fire!</i>

1880
02:11:26,128 --> 02:11:27,796
Yeah! Yeah!

1881
02:11:28,172 --> 02:11:31,841
<i><font color="#808080">PILOT</font>: B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.</i>

1882
02:11:31,926 --> 02:11:34,052
We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?

1883
02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:37,055
You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ass.

1884
02:11:37,265 --> 02:11:40,517
- <font color="#808080">PILOT</font>: 1- 1 tally orange smoke.
- I hope these F- 16s got good aim.

1885
02:11:40,601 --> 02:11:44,145
- Yeah? Why is that?
- I told them to hit the orange smoke.

1886
02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,190
You mean that orange smoke?

1887
02:11:47,275 --> 02:11:48,858
It wasn't my best toss, okay?

1888
02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:51,695
- <font color="#808080">PILOT</font>: Viper, thunder.
- Run!

1889
02:12:00,705 --> 02:12:01,997
Incoming!

1890
02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:06,334
Come on!

1891
02:12:26,606 --> 02:12:27,772
Sam!

1892
02:12:35,615 --> 02:12:36,865
Run!

1893
02:12:39,785 --> 02:12:40,869
Die!

1894
02:12:47,918 --> 02:12:49,169
Sam!

1895
02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:06,895
<font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: Hold your fire!

1896
02:13:09,315 --> 02:13:10,482
Sam!

1897
02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:14,361
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!

1898
02:13:16,405 --> 02:13:18,448
<font color="#E86CE4">(DISTANT AUDIO)</font> Fucking do something!

1899
02:13:53,859 --> 02:14:00,115
- Sam! Sam!
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!

1900
02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:03,702
- Let me go!
- <font color="#808080">LENNOX</font>: Come on, you got to move.

1901
02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:06,538
- You got to move, come on.
- <font color="#808080">MEDIC</font>: We got no pulse.

1902
02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:07,747
Starting CPR.

1903
02:14:07,832 --> 02:14:11,042
- I have to see my kid! I got a son...
- Sammy!

1904
02:14:11,794 --> 02:14:12,919
Sam!

1905
02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798
- <font color="#808080">MEDIC 1</font>: Clear.
- <font color="#808080">MEDIC 2</font>: Ready to shock.

1906
02:14:16,882 --> 02:14:19,634
- Clear!
- Ready to shock. One, two, three.

1907
02:14:22,596 --> 02:14:24,013
<font color="#E86CE4">(DISTANT AUDIO)</font> Do it again!

1908
02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:30,854
<font color="#E86CE4">(DISTANT AUDIO)</font> No!

1909
02:14:32,898 --> 02:14:37,986
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.

1910
02:14:39,238 --> 02:14:42,782
Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!

1911
02:14:42,867 --> 02:14:44,451
I love you!

1912
02:14:53,836 --> 02:14:58,173
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: Where am I? Where am I?
Am I dead? Am I dead?

1913
02:14:58,674 --> 02:15:02,969
<font color="#808080">PRIME</font>: We have been watching you
a long, long time.

1914
02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:09,350
You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,

1915
02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:14,522
with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,

1916
02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,026
a leader worthy of our secret.

1917
02:15:18,569 --> 02:15:23,198
The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.

1918
02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:26,659
Return now to Optimus.

1919
02:15:27,369 --> 02:15:29,704
Merge the Matrix with his spark.

1920
02:15:30,247 --> 02:15:34,834
It is, and always has been, your destiny.

1921
02:15:39,757 --> 02:15:40,882
Sam!

1922
02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:49,808
I love you. I love you.

1923
02:16:06,200 --> 02:16:08,500
<font color="#E86CE4">(SAM SCREAMING)</font>

1924
02:16:27,263 --> 02:16:30,598
Boy, you returned for me.

1925
02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,893
A living Prime.

1926
02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,689
I don't believe it!

1927
02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:50,159
<font color="#808080">FALLEN</font>: My Matrix!

1928
02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,417
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!

1929
02:16:58,294 --> 02:16:59,836
<font color="#808080">JETFIRE</font>: Get up, Prime!

1930
02:17:01,755 --> 02:17:03,131
Oh, no.

1931
02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:07,468
<font color="#808080">SAM</font>: He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!

1932
02:17:07,970 --> 02:17:09,304
Optimus!

1933
02:17:11,515 --> 02:17:13,892
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: Fallen, my master.

1934
02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:18,438
My brothers could not stop me from this.

1935
02:17:19,315 --> 02:17:23,693
Yes, now I claim your sun.

1936
02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:29,115
- Move!
- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!

1937
02:17:29,199 --> 02:17:30,742
<i>Engage! Engage!</i>

1938
02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:39,167
In moments, we'll be at firing strength.

1939
02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:59,312
All my Decepticon life, I never did
a thing worth doing until now.

1940
02:17:59,855 --> 02:18:02,774
Optimus, take my parts

1941
02:18:02,858 --> 02:18:06,027
and you will have a power
you've never known.

1942
02:18:06,987 --> 02:18:09,030
Fulfill your destiny.

1943
02:18:15,329 --> 02:18:17,163
Jolt! Electrify!

1944
02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:19,540
Transplant those afterburners.

1945
02:18:26,241 --> 02:18:30,241
<font color="#E86CE4">(MACHINES ASSEMBLING)</font>

1946
02:18:37,893 --> 02:18:39,519
Let's roll!

1947
02:18:41,981 --> 02:18:44,065
<font color="#808080">SOLDIER</font>: Fire mission on the pyramids.

1948
02:18:55,911 --> 02:18:59,372
This planet will be dark forever.

1949
02:19:21,603 --> 02:19:24,022
Die, like your brothers!

1950
02:19:24,648 --> 02:19:26,899
They were your brothers, too.

1951
02:19:55,763 --> 02:19:57,638
Starscream!

1952
02:20:10,652 --> 02:20:12,820
You picked the wrong planet.

1953
02:20:15,783 --> 02:20:17,658
Give me your face.

1954
02:20:26,168 --> 02:20:27,835
I rise.

1955
02:20:28,378 --> 02:20:30,004
You fall.

1956
02:20:32,800 --> 02:20:35,218
<font color="#808080">MEGATRON</font>: No, no!

1957
02:20:37,304 --> 02:20:39,722
<font color="#808080">STARSCREAM</font>: Not to call you a coward, Master,

1958
02:20:39,807 --> 02:20:45,478
but sometimes cowards do survive.

1959
02:20:46,063 --> 02:20:48,022
This isn't over!

1960
02:21:15,717 --> 02:21:18,594
It took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.

1961
02:21:20,222 --> 02:21:21,764
You said it first!

1962
02:22:12,941 --> 02:22:15,568
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.

1963
02:22:16,862 --> 02:22:18,154
Welcome.

1964
02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:20,656
Thank you for believing in me.

1965
02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:30,041
<i><font color="#808080">OPTIMUS</font>: Our races united by
a history long forgotten</i>

1966
02:22:30,125 --> 02:22:33,544
<i>and a future we shall face together.</i>

1967
02:22:34,087 --> 02:22:36,505
<i>I am Optimus Prime,</i>

1968
02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:41,594
<i>and I send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,</i>

1969
02:22:41,678 --> 02:22:45,598
<i>for in those memories, we live on.</i>

1970
02:22:54,400 --> 02:22:58,900
<font color="#E86CE4">("NEW DIVIDE"
BY LINKIN PARK - PLAYING)</font>

1971
02:23:08,413 --> 02:23:11,290
<font color="#808080">COLAN</font>: So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.

1972
02:23:11,450 --> 02:23:13,892
<font color="#E86CE4">(STUDENTS LAUGHING)</font>
Yeah, I was kind of busy.

1973
02:23:16,200 --> 02:23:18,000
Okay!