MaDCoW and voxen convo

[02:29] <voxenFAIL> okcupid.com/profile/007Bistromath
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[02:34] <MaD> is this you or a random internet account
[02:34] <MaD> i dno't want to read a random account
[02:34] <voxenFAIL> It is me.
[02:35] <voxenFAIL> You can probably tell by the little codephrase at the bottom.
[02:35] <MaD> codephrase?
[02:35] <voxenFAIL> If you scroll to the bottom, you'll see it. And if you don't get it, I'll explain it.
[02:35] <MaD> lol the dog?
[02:36] <voxenFAIL> yes
[02:36] <voxenFAIL> Basically, that is my way of seeing whether anyone who looks at my profile is into that, in a way that I can claim is just random humor.
[02:37] <voxenFAIL> Because if you get fucked by a dog, you often want to put socks on his forepaws
[02:37] <voxenFAIL> so you don't get clawed up
[02:37] <MaD> wait so you actually have sex with dogs?
[02:37] <voxenFAIL> I have sucked a couple of them off, but never had the chance to go further than that.
[02:38] <voxenFAIL> Please tell me you aren't surprised. :p
[02:38] <MaD> its 99chan i can't be surprised anymore
[02:39] <MaD> why dogs
[02:40] <voxenFAIL> You did read the essay, didn't you? :p
[02:40] <voxenFAIL> Though it's certainly not all about their dicks.
[02:41] <MaD> oh.
[02:41] <voxenFAIL> Dogs are our best friends for a reason: we helped make each other what we are. Humans wouldn't have been nearly as successful without their canine companions, and they'd still be wolves without us guiding their breeding. (Though that would arguably be better.)
[02:42] <voxenFAIL> They understand us better than we understand them. They have nuanced personalities and strong emotions, and they know how we feel. They love us. And I love them.
[02:43] <MaD> is that from your essay or are you just typing that?
[02:43] <voxenFAIL> Just typing it right now.
[02:43] <MaD> haha ok jw
[02:43] <voxenFAIL> You should read the essay, though. It's good. ;)