/4ccg/ pastebin

/4ccg/ pastebin

=== STARTING INSTRUCTIONS ===

Start the tallest non-medal CBs regardless of condition.

Start DMFs by best conditions.

Challenge the other team to a +2 bowl, if they refuse flood the chat and flood /4ccg/ with KWAB*insert opposing team and opposing team manager*


=== SUBS ===

Subs at 70'

Sub the two best condition DMFs on and the best condition CB on for the remaining sub.


=== SPECIAL RULES ===

Roll a D6 at the start of the match for how many times /4ccg/ gets to roll on the 'fuck you other team' table below and rig the game.

For the number rolled during the game roll 2D6 for every number from 2-12 something happens to fuck over the other team.

2 - If rolled sub the other team's gold medals out.
3 - If rolled sut Counter Target on two of the other team's CB/fullbacks chosen at random.
4 - If rolled the opposing team immediately uses one of their subs, if they have no subs then one of their players gets shoved in gay baby corner.
5 - If rolled and if still suspended, Melty in the cord is immediately unsuspended and subbed on for the left most CB.
6 - If rolled edit the wiki and change /random/'s GD to -6, the change is binding and can't be undone.
7 - If rolled, kick all the commentators other than the streamer from the booth.
8 - If rolled, the streamer must pause the match and have a melty in the 'cord.
9 - If rolled, summon Tenko to the booth and dogeza to /4ccg/. If he does not then /random/ receives a random amount of negative points as determined by a dice roll.
10 - If rolled the opposing manager has 60 seconds to make a post on 4chan, failure to do so will have the streamers call the tournament "offsiter league".
11 - If rolled, absolutely fucking nothing happens.
12 - If rolled reverse the result of the first game back to a 5-2 /4ccg/ win. This is cast with irresistible force and cannot be undone in any way but also cancels all remaining rolls for /4ccg/, close the pastebin for the remainder of the match.