Anon and the Queen - Short 3 - Double Bad Dragons

>"My Queen, it seems that the dragon is back. Currently, it is terrorizing a nearby pony village. What do you propose we do?"
"In a moment, Jeevis. I am in the middle of something."
>In front of you hangs, upside-down, a traitor to your glorious and fair rule
>He stinks of cheese
>"OH! I swear on 'ze sanctity of my finest wines, I know no'zing else! Please, I beg of you, let me go! 'Ze blood in my head.. it hurts me so!"
"If you valued me so highly as your queen, then you would not be lying to me. Your life has been spared thanks to Celestia's knight, but you have committed treason and conspiracy to usurp my throne. If you do not tell me the identities of all other conspirators you know, I may revoke the mercy granted to you by Anonymous."
>The pony clenches his teeth and starts crying
>"I may be a coward, but I am no traitor! Hang me, burn me, I don't care any more! Just make it quick!"
>Well you'll be; the prison scaredy cat is actually willing to give his life to protect his friends'
"Fine. If that is what you wish, your queen will give you what you deserve."
>The pony closes his eyes as you step closer to him, turning his head away as best he can in fear
>*CLANK*
>"OOF!"
>Unlocking the cuffs around his hooves, he falls to the floor head first
>"W-What?"
"You are free to go."
>"Y-You are not going to kill me?"
"The queen has spoken. You are free to go; either accept her kindness or be hanged."
>"Thank Celestia! Thank my exotic wine collection! Thank 'ze whole world!"
>After regaining his balance, he runs out the door from your room to the hall
>"Well, that sure was unexpected, my queen. Growing soft, now that you have everything?"
"..Jeevis, send one of the agents to stalk that prisoner. Have them record all of their findings and report them back to me. If any co-conspirators are identified, have them executed on the spot."
>"Yes, my queen. I will do that immediately."
"Stop. Before anything else, have Anonymous be sent to my cell."
>"Your cell? Why not just have him sent directly to your room?"
"Jeevis, do you question your queen's wisdom?"
>"Not at all."
"Then do as I command."
>"At once, your highness."
>...
>"Why should I help you take down a dragon?!"
"Oh Nonny~! I just want to see your super strong muscles beat up a mean old dragon who is bullying my poor little commoners."
>"When've you ever cared about the ponies who live under your rule? Stop with the games and just tell me what exactly you're planning!"
>Anonymous refuses to listen to you.. and none of your flirting is working
>Obviously this just means you.. have to flirt more!
>You cuddle up to Anonymous, looking up into furious eyes, and say as seductively as possible
"I'm not planning anything~. Why can't you just trust that I want to do something for the hyooman I love more than anything?"
>"Oh really. How's me killing a dragon that's causing you trouble 'you helping me'?"
"Because you have sworn an oath to protect the weak ponies who are being tormented by evil, right? Well, I have decided that releasing you from this grim gross prison to go uphold your duties would be something you would want."
>"Well.. I--"
"If that's not a good present, then I will just forget about it.. I'm sorry Nonny~.. I guess those ponies will just have to die a horrible painful death being scorched alive by that large black scary dragon, because I don't want to force you to do anything you obviously don't want to."
>"You.. I.. GRRRR!"
>He walks towards the cell door and opens it, saying with his large, muscular, SEXY back towards you
>"FINE! I know that you're just using me, but you're right. I can't let innocent ponies die."
"Oh yay~! So you'll do it then?!"
>"Yes. Not for you, but for Celestia's citizens."
>You hug him from behind, causing a shiver to go up his body
"I knew you loved me~! Thank you sooooooo much my cutie patootie Anonymous~!"
>"..friggin frig.."
>...
"So here is your 'holy' sword, straight out of my armory. If you do well today, I may even let you bring it back to your cell to play with later.. along with me~."
>"That's fine.. I'll just take the sword."
"When are you going to stop playing so hard to get? It only stays cute for so long."
>*ROAR!!!*
>From the horizon, beyond the mountains, a dragon's roar deafens your poor little hyooman; you're fine though
>"Friggin frig!"
"Oh! Here it comes~! Go get it, sweetie~!"
>"Go get it? You're not gonna help?!"
>As he yells that in sudden realization that he is going to be solo-ing a dragon, the beast swoops in and crashes into the ground in front of you
>The dragon is a massive black scaled creature
>It's eyes are crimson red, its body covered in scars with one notably large scar going diagonally down its face, and its presence being horrifyingly frightful; it had to be around 4 times your size and twice Anon's
"Here she is! Go get her! I believe in you!"
>"For fucksake! Fine!"
>As the dragon lets out another roar towards the two of you, Anonymous dashes in and starts attacking the beast with his massive 'blessed' sword
>The battle is intense, with Anon and the dragon constantly attacking and parrying one another
>They are almost equally matched, but Anon has gotten in a few hits while the dragon has not hit him a single time
"Go Anon~! You're the best~! Beat that beat to claim my breasts~! Goooooo Nonny~!"
>"I DON'T WANT YOUR BREASTS!"
>In the heat of the moment, Anon is able to respond back to your cheering in his 'pretending not to be interested in you' fashion
>He totally loves you, though. And if he doesn't, you'll just make him
>You're the queen, after all. You get exactly what you want; you'll fight to take it if you really desire it
>"TAKE THIS! HYAAAA!"
>Anonymous slashes through the dragon's chest, leaving a massive gaping wound and causing the dragon to recoil backwards in pain
"See?! I told you that you could do it! All you have to do is--"
>As you cheer him on, with him continuing his offense, a large shadow engulfs the both of you as Anon is suddenly thrown to the side by a surprise attack
>*CRACK*
>Being charged into by a crystalline scaled dragon, a little large than Anonymous, he flies to the side and screams out in agony
>"ARGH!"
"H-Huh?"
>The two dragons, standing side by side, look over at you, then towards Anon
>"Ya really messed with the wrong dragon, punk."
>The black scaled dragon taunts Anonymous, who is seemingly unconcious from the surprise attack, as its chest rapidly regenerates from the damage caused by Anon's blade
>"Hey, so are we gonna kill him? He hurt you! He should die!"
>The black dragon doesn't even respond, but instead just starts walking towards your Anonymous with a scowl upon its face
"Okay.. No."
>"Huh?! Get outta our way you stupid pony!"
>The blue crystalline dragon yells at you when you teleport in front of Anonymous
>Your gaze holds no levity in them any longer, as your hyooman is sitting behind you, barely breathing
>"I said!!!"
>The blue dragon starts roaring at you, spitting out a green flame, before your magic aura surrounds him and causes half of his body to go missing
"You hurt my Anon. MY Anon."
>As the black dragon suddenly realizes what is going on, freaking out at the sudden disintegration of its ugly dragon buddy, you do the same to it
>"W-What the-- GLLLRGH!"
>Without watching the black dragon's half-corpse fall to the ground, you turn towards Anon
>He is barely breathing.. nope.. scratch that.. he isn't breathing
>It seems that his bones were shattered from the impact, which fragments of the bones must have pierced several of his internal organs
"Sorry if this hurts.. Destruction magic is my specialty, not healing magic."
>As your aura surrounds him and begins to heal him, it becomes clear and makes his body seem like wind is flowing around him at an intense speed
>Along with that, his healing bones begin to crack and dislocate
>Soon enough, Anon is once again conscious and breathing regularly
>"Urgh.. Why does everything hurt?.."
>Poor Anon.. he didn't even know what hit him when he was blind-sided by that stupid dragon
>If you knew that was going to happen, you wouldn't have let him fight at all; you don't want your precious one of a kind lover to have to suffer through this
"Oh Nonny~! I am sooooo sorry! I would have never let you fight those big mean dragons if I knew this would happen."
>"D-Dragons? W-Where did they go?"
>He seems to be a bit dazed still from his near-death experience
"It's alright now~. Your super amazing special somepony took care of them. I gave them a stern talking to and sent them on their way~. They were suuuuuuper sorry after I was done scolding them~!"
>Anon looks behind you, likely to where the bodies are
>"H-Holy shit.."
>Oh no! You forgot to clean them up
>Now he will never see you as an adorable mare who he has to protect like a gentlecolt
>Maybe.. you can erase his memory?
>Never tried it before; who knows. Maybe now it will wor--
>"HOLY SHIT! WATCH OUT!"
"Anon! Watch your language around a lady--"
>"ROOOOAR!!!"
>From behind you, the black dragon lets out a might roar and swipes at you
>Just in time, though, you are able to backstep out of its range and blast it backwards with a quickly cast spell
"Well, that's interesting.."
>That dragon had only half of its body just a minute ago, now it looks like it never even got damaged
>The regeneration on that thing must be legendary to save her from such a certain death
>"YA KILLED HIM! NOW I'MA KILL YOU!"
>The dragon screams this as snot and tears run down its face
"That should be easy enough to.."
>As she swipes, you realize that if you move then Anon will likely be the recipient of the blow
"Sh--"
>You use your magic to counter-attack with a spell that snaps the dragon's limb backwards, causing it to scream in agony for a few seconds, before snapping it back into place like nothing ever happened
"Well.. That seems uncanny."
>As she swipes towards you once again, you jump backwards and grab Anon
"I guess you win this round. Congratulations."
>You admit defeat to the dragon before teleporting you and Anon away from the battlefield and back into your room
>Anon falls upon your bed, his body making a few loud cracks upon impact
>"..urgh.."
>While you are curious about that seemingly super regenerating dragon, you are more concerned about your cute little hyooman at the moment
"Anon. My poor baby~.."
>"*cough* Don't.. call me.. 'your baby'.."
>Even after all that has happened, he is still glaring angrily at you
>But you know he loves you, as much as he can deny it
>After all, he may have just saved your life a moment earlier, when that black dragon was flanking you
>Now if that is not love, then you don't know what is
>..Literally.
>You have no idea what love is if this feeling between you two is not love..
>So you have to treasure it, because it may be the only truly positive feeling you will ever get
"I love you, Nonny-wonny~. Now just lay back and let me heal you right up~."
>You grab for your Mor-Pheen needle and give him a large grin
"TIME TO PLAY NURSE AGAIN~!"
>"Noooo.."
- END OF SHORT 3 -