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- -- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 13:03 --
- NM: Hey M☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ssy!!!
- AA: <\ Hi, Cucali! (My name's Paloma...) />
- NM: Whatever, I d☼n't care!!!
- NM: Y☼u left y☼ur dumb shit here! >;D
- NM: Y☼ur stupid baby-ass t☼☼th necklace??
- AA: <\ Oh, my necklace... />
- AA: <\ Could I get it the next time I come around? />
- NM: Hmmmmmm, that deeeepends!!
- AA: <\ On..? />
- NM: ☼☼☼☼☼n whether ☼r n☼t y☼u can swim!!
- NM: ;D
- AA: <\ What?! />
- AA: <\ What did you do with my stuff?! />
- NM: I miiight have misplaced it~
- NM: D☼wn in the ☼cean!!
- AA: <\ Cucali! How could you?! />
- AA: <\ I've been nothing but good to you! />
- NM: Whaaaat, it was an accident! ;)
- AA: <\ Was it really? />
- NM: N☼pe!
- AA: <\ Cucali! />
- NM: W☼☼☼☼☼w, h☼w stupid are y☼u??
- AA: <\ I am not stupid! />
- NM: Y☼u are!!!
- AA: <\ No, I am not! />
- NM: Y☼u c☼uldn't even tell that I was sarcastic, y☼u sap!!
- AA: <\ It's no fault of mine that I give you the benefit of the doubt! />
- NM: Yeah, newsflash! That translates t☼ p☼☼r, dumb, gullible sap!!!!
- AA: <\ Are you saying I shouldn't trust you?! />
- AA: <\ I'm probably the only troll on Alternia who would! Don't waste your chances with me! />
- NM: Psssssh!! I g☼t plenty ☼f tr☼ll's wh☼'d trust me!!!!
- AA: <\ You do? />
- NM: Duuuuuh!
- NM: There's plenty ☼f dumb saps like y☼u ☼ut there!!!
- AA: <\ I am not a dumb sap! />
- NM: The m☼re y☼u say that the m☼re it's true!!!!!
- AA: <\ It is not! />
- NM: It s☼☼☼☼☼☼ is!
- NM: S☼ s☼ true.
- NM: Y☼u're a sappy m☼ssbl☼☼d!!!
- NM: That fits well with y☼ur plant bl☼☼d >;D
- AA: <\ I do not have plant blood! />
- AA: <\ And so what if I am sappy?! />
- NM: Being sappy just means y☼u're g☼nna get culled earlier!!!!
- AA: <\ I've survived for seven sweeps so far! />
- NM: Aaaaand I bet y☼u'll be dead in the next half sweep!!
- AA: <\ I'm not about to die! />
- NM: That's what all l☼wbl☼☼ds thiiiiink!
- AA: <\ I keep telling you, my blood isn't that low! />
- NM: What are y☼u talkin' ab☼ut, it's veeeeery l☼w!!!
- AA: <\ I don't even qualify for psychic powers! />
- NM: That just makes y☼u even m☼re w☼rthless!! ;D
- AA: <\ I am not worthless! />
- NM: Aaaaw, l☼☼k at the l☼wbl☼☼d, tryin' t☼ pr☼ve herself as s☼me☼ne!
- NM: It's ☼kay! Just accept that y☼u're a w☼rthless piece ☼f shit and it'll be all g☼☼d!!!
- AA: <\ I am someone. I'll never be the same as you, but I still have a place in the world. />
- NM: Is that place t☼ be a waste ☼f air??
- AA: <\ No! />
- NM: D☼ I hear a yes?? I think that was a yes!
- AA: <\ It was nothing like a yes! />
- NM: All I hear fr☼m y☼u is yes, yes, yes!!!
- AA: <\ Shut up! />
- NM: ☼h, I'm s☼rry?? Am I makin' y☼u mad? ;D
- AA: <\ What do you think?! />
- NM: Aaaw, the p☼☼r widdle m☼ssy is gettin' w☼rked up!
- AA: <\ My name is Paloma. />
- NM: Keep ☼n sayin' it, m☼ssy.
- NM: Because I'm n☼t >;)
- AA: <\ Sigh... />
- NM: Whaaaat, it's the truth!
- AA: <\ I wish it weren't. />
- NM: Hey, I'm just sayin' what things are!
- AA: <\ Yeah, yeah... />
- AA: <\ We'll see if you feel that way later. />
- NM: Waiiiiiiit.
- NM: Ten sec☼nds have passed. It is later.
- NM: I still d☼n't give a shit!
- AA: <\ Ha ha. Very funny. />
- AA: <\ I'm truly blessed to hear this highbrow humour. />
- NM: I kn☼w, I'm the m☼st hilaaaaari☼us tr☼ll ar☼und!! N☼ need t☼ clap f☼r me!
- AA: <\ I'll make sure to send word to all my dirty lowblooded friends. />
- AA: <\ We don't have to clap for you. />
- NM: W☼w, rude and snippy t☼day, aren't we!!
- AA: <\ You threw my necklace into the ocean! />
- AA: <\ It wasn't yours to mess with! />
- NM: Y☼u can get it back later!!
- NM: I weighed it d☼wn sheesh!
- NM: Y☼u just g☼tta dive a c☼uple ☼f feet!
- AA: <\ My things are important to me! Don't you know this by now?! />
- AA: <\ I'll get it the next time I come by. But if you do this again... />
- NM: Then what??
- NM: Y☼u'll sh☼ut at me s☼me m☼re?
- NM: ;)
- AA: <\ Whatever it is, it won't be good for you. />
- AA: <\ Maybe I'll sabotage your glider. Or push you off course, let you deal with the cliffs yourself. />
- NM: ;|
- NM: Well, in that case I guess I'll just pay a visit t☼ y☼ur l☼wbl☼☼d friends!!!!!
- AA: <\ ... you'd better not. />
- NM: Maybe I sh☼uld maim ☼ne just in case!!
- NM: As insurance!
- AA: <\ No! />
- AA: <\ If you do that, I'll never forgive you. />
- NM: Well, then y☼u better n☼t think ab☼ut d☼ing aaaaanything like that!!
- NM: Be a g☼☼d m☼ssybl☼☼d, g☼t it?? >;)
- AA: <\ ... fine. />
- NM: G☼☼☼☼☼☼d!
- NM: If y☼u behave I'll give y☼u back y☼ur necklace!
- AA: <\ I'd appreciate it if you did. />
- NM: Yeah, I kn☼w, I'm suuuuch a nice tr☼ll >;)
- AA: <\ ... />
- AA: <\ You're a good troll. I can say that much. />
- NM: W☼☼☼☼w! Y☼u keep ☼n sayin' that even th☼ugh that's n☼t true!
- NM: Y☼u're dumber than I th☼ught!
- AA: <\ Don't you even get what I'm saying? />
- AA: <\ You're not nice, Cucali. You're not even close to nice. You're vicious. />
- AA: <\ You're a good troll. />
- NM: ... tch! Well, with all y☼ur dumb yappin' ☼n ab☼ut friendship and shit I get my w☼rds mixed up!!
- NM: Thanks a l☼t!
- AA: <\ It's not my fault. />
- NM: It always is y☼ur fault!!
- AA: <\ I don't have to sit here and listen to this. />
- AA: <\ Goodbye, Cucali. />
- -- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 13:57 --
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