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> Cucali: Remind Paloma about her necklace.

May 4th, 2012
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  1. -- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 13:03 --
  2. NM: Hey M☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ssy!!!
  3. AA: <\ Hi, Cucali! (My name's Paloma...) />
  4. NM: Whatever, I d☼n't care!!!
  5. NM: Y☼u left y☼ur dumb shit here! >;D
  6. NM: Y☼ur stupid baby-ass t☼☼th necklace??
  7. AA: <\ Oh, my necklace... />
  8. AA: <\ Could I get it the next time I come around? />
  9. NM: Hmmmmmm, that deeeepends!!
  10. AA: <\ On..? />
  11. NM: ☼☼☼☼☼n whether ☼r n☼t y☼u can swim!!
  12. NM: ;D
  13. AA: <\ What?! />
  14. AA: <\ What did you do with my stuff?! />
  15. NM: I miiight have misplaced it~
  16. NM: D☼wn in the ☼cean!!
  17. AA: <\ Cucali! How could you?! />
  18. AA: <\ I've been nothing but good to you! />
  19. NM: Whaaaat, it was an accident! ;)
  20. AA: <\ Was it really? />
  21. NM: N☼pe!
  22. AA: <\ Cucali! />
  23. NM: W☼☼☼☼☼w, h☼w stupid are y☼u??
  24. AA: <\ I am not stupid! />
  25. NM: Y☼u are!!!
  26. AA: <\ No, I am not! />
  27. NM: Y☼u c☼uldn't even tell that I was sarcastic, y☼u sap!!
  28. AA: <\ It's no fault of mine that I give you the benefit of the doubt! />
  29. NM: Yeah, newsflash! That translates t☼ p☼☼r, dumb, gullible sap!!!!
  30. AA: <\ Are you saying I shouldn't trust you?! />
  31. AA: <\ I'm probably the only troll on Alternia who would! Don't waste your chances with me! />
  32. NM: Psssssh!! I g☼t plenty ☼f tr☼ll's wh☼'d trust me!!!!
  33. AA: <\ You do? />
  34. NM: Duuuuuh!
  35. NM: There's plenty ☼f dumb saps like y☼u ☼ut there!!!
  36. AA: <\ I am not a dumb sap! />
  37. NM: The m☼re y☼u say that the m☼re it's true!!!!!
  38. AA: <\ It is not! />
  39. NM: It s☼☼☼☼☼☼ is!
  40. NM: S☼ s☼ true.
  41. NM: Y☼u're a sappy m☼ssbl☼☼d!!!
  42. NM: That fits well with y☼ur plant bl☼☼d >;D
  43. AA: <\ I do not have plant blood! />
  44. AA: <\ And so what if I am sappy?! />
  45. NM: Being sappy just means y☼u're g☼nna get culled earlier!!!!
  46. AA: <\ I've survived for seven sweeps so far! />
  47. NM: Aaaaand I bet y☼u'll be dead in the next half sweep!!
  48. AA: <\ I'm not about to die! />
  49. NM: That's what all l☼wbl☼☼ds thiiiiink!
  50. AA: <\ I keep telling you, my blood isn't that low! />
  51. NM: What are y☼u talkin' ab☼ut, it's veeeeery l☼w!!!
  52. AA: <\ I don't even qualify for psychic powers! />
  53. NM: That just makes y☼u even m☼re w☼rthless!! ;D
  54. AA: <\ I am not worthless! />
  55. NM: Aaaaw, l☼☼k at the l☼wbl☼☼d, tryin' t☼ pr☼ve herself as s☼me☼ne!
  56. NM: It's ☼kay! Just accept that y☼u're a w☼rthless piece ☼f shit and it'll be all g☼☼d!!!
  57. AA: <\ I am someone. I'll never be the same as you, but I still have a place in the world. />
  58. NM: Is that place t☼ be a waste ☼f air??
  59. AA: <\ No! />
  60. NM: D☼ I hear a yes?? I think that was a yes!
  61. AA: <\ It was nothing like a yes! />
  62. NM: All I hear fr☼m y☼u is yes, yes, yes!!!
  63. AA: <\ Shut up! />
  64. NM: ☼h, I'm s☼rry?? Am I makin' y☼u mad? ;D
  65. AA: <\ What do you think?! />
  66. NM: Aaaw, the p☼☼r widdle m☼ssy is gettin' w☼rked up!
  67. AA: <\ My name is Paloma. />
  68. NM: Keep ☼n sayin' it, m☼ssy.
  69. NM: Because I'm n☼t >;)
  70. AA: <\ Sigh... />
  71. NM: Whaaaat, it's the truth!
  72. AA: <\ I wish it weren't. />
  73. NM: Hey, I'm just sayin' what things are!
  74. AA: <\ Yeah, yeah... />
  75. AA: <\ We'll see if you feel that way later. />
  76. NM: Waiiiiiiit.
  77. NM: Ten sec☼nds have passed. It is later.
  78. NM: I still d☼n't give a shit!
  79. AA: <\ Ha ha. Very funny. />
  80. AA: <\ I'm truly blessed to hear this highbrow humour. />
  81. NM: I kn☼w, I'm the m☼st hilaaaaari☼us tr☼ll ar☼und!! N☼ need t☼ clap f☼r me!
  82. AA: <\ I'll make sure to send word to all my dirty lowblooded friends. />
  83. AA: <\ We don't have to clap for you. />
  84. NM: W☼w, rude and snippy t☼day, aren't we!!
  85. AA: <\ You threw my necklace into the ocean! />
  86. AA: <\ It wasn't yours to mess with! />
  87. NM: Y☼u can get it back later!!
  88. NM: I weighed it d☼wn sheesh!
  89. NM: Y☼u just g☼tta dive a c☼uple ☼f feet!
  90. AA: <\ My things are important to me! Don't you know this by now?! />
  91. AA: <\ I'll get it the next time I come by. But if you do this again... />
  92. NM: Then what??
  93. NM: Y☼u'll sh☼ut at me s☼me m☼re?
  94. NM: ;)
  95. AA: <\ Whatever it is, it won't be good for you. />
  96. AA: <\ Maybe I'll sabotage your glider. Or push you off course, let you deal with the cliffs yourself. />
  97. NM: ;|
  98. NM: Well, in that case I guess I'll just pay a visit t☼ y☼ur l☼wbl☼☼d friends!!!!!
  99. AA: <\ ... you'd better not. />
  100. NM: Maybe I sh☼uld maim ☼ne just in case!!
  101. NM: As insurance!
  102. AA: <\ No! />
  103. AA: <\ If you do that, I'll never forgive you. />
  104. NM: Well, then y☼u better n☼t think ab☼ut d☼ing aaaaanything like that!!
  105. NM: Be a g☼☼d m☼ssybl☼☼d, g☼t it?? >;)
  106. AA: <\ ... fine. />
  107. NM: G☼☼☼☼☼☼d!
  108. NM: If y☼u behave I'll give y☼u back y☼ur necklace!
  109. AA: <\ I'd appreciate it if you did. />
  110. NM: Yeah, I kn☼w, I'm suuuuch a nice tr☼ll >;)
  111. AA: <\ ... />
  112. AA: <\ You're a good troll. I can say that much. />
  113. NM: W☼☼☼☼w! Y☼u keep ☼n sayin' that even th☼ugh that's n☼t true!
  114. NM: Y☼u're dumber than I th☼ught!
  115. AA: <\ Don't you even get what I'm saying? />
  116. AA: <\ You're not nice, Cucali. You're not even close to nice. You're vicious. />
  117. AA: <\ You're a good troll. />
  118. NM: ... tch! Well, with all y☼ur dumb yappin' ☼n ab☼ut friendship and shit I get my w☼rds mixed up!!
  119. NM: Thanks a l☼t!
  120. AA: <\ It's not my fault. />
  121. NM: It always is y☼ur fault!!
  122. AA: <\ I don't have to sit here and listen to this. />
  123. AA: <\ Goodbye, Cucali. />
  124. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 13:57 --
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