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- You are Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney. You are in court, trying to prove the defendant, Larry Butz, is not guilty of the murder of the world-famous musician "Beyonce". Across the aisle is the prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth. Edgeworth says that you have a difficult job ahead of you. He brings the first witness to the stand: your childhood friend, Larry Butz.
- "My name's Larry," he says nervously. "I was just playing with my friends when I heard some noise outside."
- Edgeworth interrupts him. "And who were these boys?"
- "They're my friends!" Larry protests. "We were just talking about how we should go out and play later on tonight! We weren't even planning on killing anyone!"
- > You say "Clearly that's something someone would say if they were planning on killing somebody! Larry! Your're not doing yourself any favors with a testimony like that!"
- "I know!" he says. "I'm sorry, Mr. Edgeworth!"
- "Please, just Edgeworth will do. Now, where were you? You said you were playing outside? What's this area called?"
- "It's just outside of town, so it's not part of the town itself. It's mostly trees and thick underbrush, but it connects to more open areas as well.
- > You say "This is the so called "haunted forest" is that right? What were you doing there, of all places?"
- "We were playing hide and seek! That's why it's called the haunted forest!"
- "Ah, of course. So, uh... Mr. Butz, what was you were hiding from? Someone was chasing you?"
- "Yeah! He - the murderer! He caught me and I thought I was done for!"
- "By who?"
- "I don't know, it's weird!
- > You say "Can you give a description of the man?"
- "It was a man, but I can't tell you anything about him! He was skinny, with long, curly black hair, and he wore a hoodie.
- > You say "Anything else?"
- "Yeah, he had a mustache!"
- "A mustache?"
- "Yeah!"
- "Anything else?"
- "Yeah, he was from out of town..."
- "Okay, that's... really all I need."
- > You say "So what did this person do to you when you met him?"
- "He... he pushed me down and started to--"
- > You say "To what?"
- "Kiss me!"
- "Okay, that's... really all I need.
- > You say "Kiss you!? A complete stranger just randomly pushes you down and starts to kiss you!?!"
- "Yeah..."
- "That's... really all I need."
- "Well, that's about it...
- > You say "Remind me to never go into the haunted forest..."
- "Huh?"
- "Never mind... Mr. Edgeworth, I'm done."
- "You sure are!"
- "I need to head home now. I have a son to wake up from his nap."
- > You say "Hold it! Larry you're not going anywhere! I want to know what happened when you found the body."
- "I told you, he pushed me down and started to--"
- "No, I want to hear it again!"
- "Okay! But Mr. Edgeworth, I already told you everything important before!"
- > You say "Okay I don't think Larry knows anything else about the murder."
- "Alright, he didn't do it..."
- "I can hardly believe it."
- "Well, we'll see if anything else comes up. Edgeworth, I'll see you later.
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