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- Dwight: Hey, someone get us out of these ropes!
- George: Yeah, they're a little too tight, even for me!
- Mami: Oh glorious creator from beyond the veil, hear our plea.
- Mami: To show you our gratitude for giving me my own Episode, please accept these virgin sacrifices.
- Dwight: But I'm not—
- George: Who are you trying to fool?!
- Mami: Lower them into the flame.
- George: Is it just me, or is something burning?
- Mami: Praise be to Hijiri! Hail the false saint!
- George and Dwight: HEEEEEELP!
- -Fire suddenly dies out-
- Mami: Oh, poo. The fire went out.
- George: Thank god!
- Mami: I guess we'll have to sacrifice them the old fashioned way. TEAR OUT THEIR HEARTS!
- George and Dwight: Aaaaaaaa!
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