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Hijiri

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Mar 13th, 2016
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  1. Dwight: Hey, someone get us out of these ropes!
  2. George: Yeah, they're a little too tight, even for me!
  3. Mami: Oh glorious creator from beyond the veil, hear our plea.
  4. Mami: To show you our gratitude for giving me my own Episode, please accept these virgin sacrifices.
  5. Dwight: But I'm not—
  6. George: Who are you trying to fool?!
  7. Mami: Lower them into the flame.
  8. George: Is it just me, or is something burning?
  9. Mami: Praise be to Hijiri! Hail the false saint!
  10. George and Dwight: HEEEEEELP!
  11. -Fire suddenly dies out-
  12. Mami: Oh, poo. The fire went out.
  13. George: Thank god!
  14. Mami: I guess we'll have to sacrifice them the old fashioned way. TEAR OUT THEIR HEARTS!
  15. George and Dwight: Aaaaaaaa!
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