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  1. The Dork Knight joined the chat
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: MECHAZILLA
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight joined the chat 30 seconds ago
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: NOW
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: OH IS TURT
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: IT U FROM THE GIGAN
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA SCREECHING
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: Let me show you the dance of my people
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE AND ITS GHIDORAH
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: nami plz
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: Almost okinawan now
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: oh
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: okay
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: ivel is pleasw
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: deja vu, have i seen this actor in megalon
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight: Mysterious caves...
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: time for the great godzilla offensice
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: okinawan two suns legends
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: wut
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: DEMONS
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: ALSO CEASAR
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: jobber located
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: who is this mysterious
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: moustashe man
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: girl has nice hat
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: sMOKINF
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: IN AN AIRPLANE
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: tharnmountainisspoop
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: 24 copies of gal
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: very weird flashback
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: beep beep
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: Wao its like we’re in a fetch quest
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: space chips
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: NO THE COFFWW
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: COFFEE
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: borkbork
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: making strong coffee
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: for this fuggin fight scene
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: the fyck is thisvsong
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: also bro fears ceasar
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: coffee saves the day?
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: MOOOM GODZILLA’S EXPLODING A MOUNTAIN AGA-
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: mom, they’re pressing the wrong buttons on the soundboard.
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: that is NOT ZILLA
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: WHY HIGH PITCHEED SCREEC
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: also revenge wut
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: TURT
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: BLASTED OFF AGAAAAIN
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: anguirus saves the world?
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: dusts himself off
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: poor ang is abused
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: oh
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: ow
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: and he fucks off to be a derp
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: and call for help
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: You cant move trees like that fan
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: fam
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: space titanium
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: ”thats a powerful pipe!”
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: WUT
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: WHY IS THE REAL GODZILLA SLEEPING IN A WAREHOUSE
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: mysterious space people
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: everything is fire
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: could call it
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: mechazilla
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: ang did a good
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: HENSHIN
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: Why does this mecha have a nose
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: goops correct this
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: oh god blood
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: and mecha fucks off for repairs
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: Kidnapped
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: by spacemen
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: “We made mechagodzilla from old zilla, doesnt it make your mouth water”
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: uh
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: UH
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: SOMEBODYS WATCHING ME
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: meanwhile
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: godzilla is mad
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: euat us going in
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: LIGHTNING ZILLA?
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: The mcguffijn is mi
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: the fight scene continues
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: THERES A SWORD IN MY BO-
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: is
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: that an ape
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: That
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: happened
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: ”on a beautiful day like this-“
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: nerds like you
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: Almost cant keep track of stuff
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: almost.
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: Space brandy
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: and they
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: are trapped in the space gas chamber
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: trying to
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: scald us to death
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: ”MY GOD THEY DIDNT EVEN PREHEAT THE OVEN”- dravo
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: apes continue
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: interpol!!!
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: Weird cave base you got going
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: centaurus
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: SMACK
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: THE SAUNA OF DEATH
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: Best interpol agent
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: goodbuy stoppid erth
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: oh
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: car
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: they live
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: PRINNY REINCARNATION TIME
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: No time for regrets ol man
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: we will defeat zilla with a pipe
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: oh no the statue
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: this interpol agent
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: this fuggin guy
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: oh a different guy
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: a mirage...
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: ceasar rises
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: ”WE GOTTA DESTROY THE CONTROL ROOM”
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: not before the sick kaiju fights!
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: the dance begins
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: or song
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: Buff divine baragon!
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: that
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: cheap ass beam
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: plz
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: HAHA
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: LIL CEASARS WAS LE RUSE
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: IT IS HE, LIGHTNING ZILLA
  264.  
  265. The Dork Knight: DRAT I MISSED
  266.  
  267. The Dork Knight: STUPID HEAD TURN
  268.  
  269. The Dork Knight: EXPLOSIONS ERRYWHERE
  270.  
  271. The Dork Knight: uh
  272.  
  273. The Dork Knight: barirer summoned by headspins
  274.  
  275. The Dork Knight: okay
  276.  
  277. The Dork Knight: they jobbing
  278.  
  279. The Dork Knight: least its fancy jobbjng
  280.  
  281. The Dork Knight: witg more pyrotechnics than emily could ask for
  282.  
  283. The Dork Knight: oh god so much blood
  284.  
  285. The Dork Knight: wow
  286.  
  287. The Dork Knight: uh
  288.  
  289. The Dork Knight: godzilla is sammy
  290.  
  291. The Dork Knight: MAGNETS
  292.  
  293. The Dork Knight: HOW DO THEY WORK
  294.  
  295. The Dork Knight: “RIP IS FACE OFF LIKE OPTIMUS PRIME”
  296.  
  297. The Dork Knight: entire head was ripped off
  298.  
  299. The Dork Knight: thanks drac
  300.  
  301. The Dork Knight: time to make like samus
  302.  
  303. The Dork Knight: Zilla fucks off
  304.  
  305. The Dork Knight: ceasar goes back to sleep
  306.  
  307. The Dork Knight: same
  308.  
  309. The Dork Knight: so
  310.  
  311. The Dork Knight: that was fun!
  312.  
  313. The Dork Knight: not as great as some others, but had some good bits even through the nonsense
  314.  
  315. The Dork Knight: ceasar's design is GREAT, i know i said "oh wow its baragon" but no its a bat
  316.  
  317. The Dork Knight: thing
  318.  
  319. The Dork Knight: and i'm like
  320.  
  321. The Dork Knight: why didn't he show up more often
  322.  
  323. The Dork Knight: come on now
  324.  
  325. The Dork Knight: he and jet jagar need a crossover
  326.  
  327. The Dork Knight: its still a bit of a slog because of all the mcguffin tossing going about but all in all, decent
  328.  
  329. The Dork Knight: and if that isn't enough for you nerds
  330.  
  331. The Dork Knight: i can sum it up as "its not vs gigan"
  332.  
  333. The Dork Knight: 6/10
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