Lex's worst nightmare

ClassReader reader = new ClassReader(basicClass);
ClassNode node = new ClassNode();
reader.accept(node, 0);
boolean didAnything = false;
for(MethodNode method : node.methods) if (!method.name.startsWith("<") && (method.access & ACC_ABSTRACT) == 0){
    InsnList list = new InsnList();
    if ((method.access & ACC_STATIC) == 0)
        list.add(new VarInsnNode(ALOAD, 0));
    else
        list.add(new InsnNode(ACONST_NULL));
    list.add(new LdcInsnNode(name + "." + method.name + method.desc));
    list.add(new MethodInsnNode(INVOKESTATIC, ASM_HOOKS, "methodHook",
            "(Ljava/lang/Object;Ljava/lang/String;)V", false));
    method.access |= ACC_PUBLIC;
    method.access &= ~(ACC_PROTECTED | ACC_PRIVATE | ACC_FINAL);
    method.instructions.insertBefore(method.instructions.getFirst(), list);
    didAnything = true;
}
if (didAnything) {
    ClassWriter writer = new ClassWriter(ClassWriter.COMPUTE_MAXS | ClassWriter.COMPUTE_FRAMES);
    node.accept(writer);
    return writer.toByteArray();
}