Chuck enters and it's boring I'm sorry.

[20:40]  * alpineBovine has started messaging avariceIncarnate
[20:40] <avariceIncarnate> Oh, hello Chuck.
[20:40] <alpineBovine> dude what is up with your friends
[20:40] <avariceIncarnate> I was just about to message you.
[20:40] <avariceIncarnate> My friends?
[20:40] <alpineBovine> the trash one just apparently hacked my accounts
[20:41] <alpineBovine> and then he yelled at me for cleaning up with this game
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> The trash...
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> Fucking Kezlow.
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> Motherfuck...
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> Hm.
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> Anyhow.
[20:41] <avariceIncarnate> I need to do your entry.
[20:42] <alpineBovine> whats wrong with kezlow
[20:42] <avariceIncarnate> Hes.
[20:42] <alpineBovine> Oh right what i just did to him
[20:42] <avariceIncarnate> Thats a story for another time.
[20:42] <avariceIncarnate> For now, let me load up the client.
[20:42]  * avariceIncarnate attempts to open the athenum
[20:42] <Mathmatt878> You are met with a screen of 3 machines, and a hole-filled card.
[20:43] <avariceIncarnate> Wait.
[20:43] <avariceIncarnate> You entered Kezlow didn't you?
[20:43] <alpineBovine> yeah
[20:43] <alpineBovine> i know how it works
[20:44] <avariceIncarnate> Excellent.
[20:44] <avariceIncarnate> This'll be easy then.
[20:44] <alpineBovine> bash the thing, throw something into the hole
[20:44] <alpineBovine> what should i throw
[20:44] <avariceIncarnate> I put down all the machines in the parlor.
[20:44] <avariceIncarnate> Up to you.
[20:44] <alpineBovine> Thank you
[20:44] <Mathmatt878> They appear with three loud CLUNKS
[20:48] <alpineBovine> I walk over to the cruxtruder
[20:49] <alpineBovine> I grab one of the hammers out of the toolbox.
[20:49] <alpineBovine> I attempt to do what Kezlow did.
[20:49] <Mathmatt878> Roll strength.
[20:49] <alpineBovine> !roll 1d20+2
[20:49] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [9+2] : {11}
[20:50] <Mathmatt878> With barely enough strength, the lid pops off like Hungrybox.
[20:50] <Mathmatt878> A brown orb and crystalline cylinder appear, just like what happened for kezlow.
[20:50] <alpineBovine> Cool
[20:51] <alpineBovine> I throw one of the ice picks in
[20:51] <Mathmatt878> Once again, the orb makes terrible sounds.
[20:51] <Mathmatt878> œœ∑˙ƒ˜˙∆˚嘴ƒ¨œ¥∫˚ƒ´¨˙˜˜Ó˝Åı„˝Ô¨ıŘ„ÎÅ
[20:51] <Mathmatt878> Roll dex to hit.
[20:51] <avariceIncarnate> Alright, so what are you gonna add to it?
[20:51]  * avariceIncarnate places the card down as well.
[20:52] <alpineBovine> !roll 1d20
[20:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [12] : {12}
[20:52] <avariceIncarnate> Ice pick. Solid choice.
[20:52] <avariceIncarnate> I... think.
[20:53] <Mathmatt878> It hits.
[20:53] <Mathmatt878> With a flash of light, you find yourself in the same room as an orb with an ice pick sticking out of it.
[20:54] <Mathmatt878> It quiets itself for now.
[20:55] <avariceIncarnate> Ok, next task is the card and the totem.
[20:55] <Mathmatt878> Suddenly, you notice a timer on the machine.
[20:55] <Mathmatt878> 1:24
[20:56] <alpineBovine> "Nice." I chuckle
[20:56] <alpineBovine> I perform the next job.
[20:57] <Mathmatt878> As you grab the card, you notice it contains a bottle inside it.
[20:57] <alpineBovine> Weird
[20:57] <Mathmatt878> This seems significantly easier than a bomb.
[20:57] <alpineBovine> I create the bottle
[20:57] <Mathmatt878> Nevertheless, it is created.
[20:57] <Mathmatt878> The crystal brown bottle stares at you blankly.
[20:58] <alpineBovine> I do the obvious
[20:58] <alpineBovine> I drink it
[20:58] <Mathmatt878> It is empty.
[20:58] <Mathmatt878> 1:00
[20:59] <avariceIncarnate> Break it.
[20:59] <avariceIncarnate> If its empty, that is.
[20:59] <Mathmatt878> In the most anticlimactic way possible, the bottle shatters, and the shards begin to glow.
[21:00] <Mathmatt878> With a flash of light, you and your house disappear.