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D0UCHECANOE, my love, my dearest dear.

At night I would blow into his ear and say 'enlighten me'.

We would kiss while rubbing dicks.

I think Canoe is a grill but okay.

I put some meat in him, he starts to cook it nice and tender.
Medium Rare I say, Medium rare.

He says to me "Fill me with your love"

And I start to rub his dick while thrusting it in.

He moans and says "Lets smoke weed"

we sm0ke dank weed for 2 mintues

TBC