Worms

(not a Rox story)

>Be a gamer, a 36 year old male.
>You absolutely love the game worms and all worms games from the first one to the latest one.
>You get a fluffy pony as a present from your work buddies. You named him 17, after Team17, the creators of worms.
>17 loves his name. He watches you play all day when you aren't at work.
>One day you decide to get him a little to foam bazooka.
>He loves it, he runs with it on his back yelling BOOM BANG BOOM BOOM.

>About a week later he asks if he can play with you.
>You sit him on your knee and let him try to press buttons with his little hooves.
>He isnt doing anything except making the odd menu pop up or the camera moving one way or another but is having a blast anyway.
>This goes on for the next few days until one evening, he runs away and gets his toy bazooka.
>He challenges you to a fight and you oblige.
>You gently jab him in his sides. Not enough to hurt but enough to knock him over.
>After enough turns he goes and gets a different bazooka.
>"Where the hell did he get that?" you think but you carry on.
>He seems to struggle carrying it so you go to help him carry it. It looks like its real, but that cant be.


>A day later some kids are chasing a fluffy pony down your street and shouting insults at it.
>17 takes this personal because the fluffy looks like his mother.
>He hops on the window with his Bazooka and jumps out.
>Thank god it was only the bottom floor of your house.
>The kids stop chasing the other fluffy and look at 17 and laugh at him.
>He puffs up his cheeks and threatens them.
>This only makes them laugh harder at him.
>"Yoo no hewt ova fwuffies dum hoomins".
>With this he starts making a noise like those from dragonball when they power up.
>With one large grunt a real life rocket shoots out and blows up close the the other people.
>After this you here a clock chime go off and all of a sudden water comes from nowhere and drowns 17.
>Sudden death is a bitch.