anna and the apocalypse

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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We interrupt this program

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to bring you
an important news bulletin.

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The Center for Disease Control
has recategorized the pandemic

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first thought to be a super
virus strain of the flu.

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It has now been determined
to be a lethal pathogen

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seemingly capable
of reanimating...

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Have you got
your ticket for tonight?

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Dad, I told you,
I've got work.

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You deserve a break, love.

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I don't need a break.

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You won't be saying that
next year

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when it's wall-to-wall
lectures.

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You heard back
from art school yet, John?

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Uh, no, not yet,
Mr. Shepherd.

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Is that normal?

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- Dad!
- Sorry!

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Hey, why don't you bring Anna
to the Christmas show tonight?

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I'm working!

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So is he.
John, you tell him!

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She can't, she's got to
pay off that ticket.

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John!

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What ticket?

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You said, "Tell him!"

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- I didn't say tell him that!
- What ticket?

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- It's nothing.
- Anna!

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I'll tell you about it later.

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What ticket, Anna?

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Just...

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I'm going on a trip,
all right?

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- When? Where?
- Dad.

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Well, I hope you checked when
university starts, because...

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I'm not going to uni!

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I'm gonna travel first.

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Just for a year, or maybe...

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Don't be so stupid!

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See you inside.

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Thanks for the lift,
Mr. Shepherd.

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You know this is
going to hold you back.

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Where are you gonna go?

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Australia first.
The ticket's open.

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Oh, well, that's all right
if it's open, eh?

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Think of all
the beautiful places

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you could get
mugged or killed.

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Stop trying to run my life.

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I'm not
a little girl anymore.

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Well, stop acting like one!

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If your mother
could see you now...

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I can't wait
to get away from you.

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Anna.

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My parents went to Mexico,

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so I'm all alone.

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I just thought
it would be nice

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to spend Christmas
as a couple.

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That's fine.

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It's fine. Forget it.

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My holiday
gift donation.

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Wait!

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Sorry!

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Don't! I got it.

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Do you need a hand
with these, Steph?

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No,
my car's right outside.

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I guess we're all having
a good day.

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You all right?

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Never seen your dad
like that before.

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You think I'm doing
the right thing, yeah?

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Yeah, it's great.

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Anyway...

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P.E. is calling.

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Yeah!

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More snowflakes!

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That picture's not straight.

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Drawing pin
missing, bottom left-hand corner.

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Miss North!

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Dropped the homeless story.

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It's editorial.

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You can't do that.

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It's a school blog,
Miss North, not The Times.

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Council sets our budgets,
so we play nice.

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Hopefully, get some
new computers.

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With all due respect,
Mr. Savage...

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I'm gonna go to Mr. Gill.

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- Be my guest!
- Cool!

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Headmaster Gill
is all but gone.

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Come January,
this school is mine.

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Oh. And as I told you before,

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park your vehicle
on school property

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and it becomes
school property.

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Give!

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Withdraw your tongues!

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♪ As I wake half-dead
In the same old bed ♪

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♪ It's a dawn of another day ♪

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♪ I feel chained and bound
To this hopeless town ♪

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♪ And I know
I must break away ♪

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♪ There's a world out there
Why does no one care? ♪

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♪ Are they lost
In the games they play? ♪

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♪ So much they don't see
But there's more to me ♪

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♪ And I know
I must break away ♪

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♪ Oh, I've been lying
I've been cheating ♪

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♪ I've been fooling myself ♪

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♪ Instead of fighting
I've been hiding away ♪

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♪ I've been running ♪

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♪ Going nowhere ♪

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♪ I put my heart on a shelf ♪

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♪ And I don't want
To live that way ♪

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♪ Trapped in the moment ♪

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♪ Ready to fly ♪

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♪ I've got to find my own way ♪

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♪ Sooner or later
It ends in goodbye ♪

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♪ We all have to break away ♪

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Chris, your showreel is meant
to tell us who you are.

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How would you like
the world to be?

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I don't know. Uh...

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More robots?

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Look, you're a really
talented boy.

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But you need
something real to say.

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And by tomorrow.
You're already late.

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♪ Oh, it's hard to hide ♪

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♪ When the truth inside
Rises up like a tidal wave ♪

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♪ There's been
Something wrong now ♪

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♪ For far too long ♪

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♪ And I know
I must break away ♪

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♪ Am I lying? Am I cheating?
Am I fooling myself? ♪

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♪ Why should they listen
To what I have to say? ♪

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♪ Am I just another nobody
Like everyone else? ♪

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♪ 'Cause I don't want
To live that way ♪

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♪ Trapped in the moment ♪

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♪ Ready to fly ♪

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♪ I've got to find
My own way ♪

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♪ Sooner or later
It ends in goodbye ♪

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♪ We all have to break away ♪

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♪ I dream at night
Of my escape ♪

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♪ How much longer
Must I wait? ♪

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♪ Trapped in the moment
Ready to fly ♪

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♪ Scared you might fly ♪

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♪ I've got to find
My own way ♪

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♪ How can I get you to stay? ♪

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♪ Sooner or later ♪

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- ♪ It ends in goodbye ♪
- ♪ Don't say goodbye ♪

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- ♪ We all have to break away ♪
- ♪ We don't have to break away ♪

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♪ Break away ♪

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Anna!

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- Hey, Lisa!
- Oh!

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What do you think?

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It's like Narnia
threw up over Oz?

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I know!

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Hold still!

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Four more cast members
called out sick.

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So we're going to
have to change

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the running order,
I'm afraid.

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Please try to remember that a
hand sanitizer is your friend.

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Kissing on the mouth

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is not...

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Your friend.

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You two!

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Why aren't you up on stage?

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I'm not in the show.

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Ah, Miss Shepherd.

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Your father
is doing my lights.

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When he has finished
cleaning the toilets,

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would you send him
my way, please?

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- That's not his job!
- Anna!

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It will be soon.

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Now where is my magician?

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Here, sir!

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I think it's about time we had a
little chat about health and safety.

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Everybody up on stage, please.

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Now!

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No, no, no!

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Get back on stage this minute!

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Flightless chancers!

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You are such a child.

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A sexy child.

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Wait, no.

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Goodbye, Nick!

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Hey. Come on, come on.
Don't be like that!

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Look.

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If you wanna hook up

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over the holidays, then...

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Skip off.

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Savage is losing it.

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He made Henry Lee cry
'cause he can't breakdance.

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Henry Lee has a prosthetic.

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And he only has one leg!

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Hey, guys!

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Yay! Boyfriend!

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Ignore him.

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Ugh. He's such a prick!

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I mean, yeah,
he's got a body you could

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- lick chocolate off but you'd have to have...
- Mmm-hmm.

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...like, no self-respect
to even think...

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I mean, um...

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Not you, obviously!

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The others!

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Not that there's been loads,

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you know, it's probably
all just rumors anyway.

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I mean, love me!

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Hey, guys!

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Chris. Uh...

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I need you to film something.

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Yeah? Cool.
I'll film anything.

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Savage keeps screwing
with the blog.

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So, um, I wanna bypass
the school completely

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and do a video.
Uh...

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If we go to
the soup kitchen tonight,

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I can have it in
before Christmas

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and actually show people
we have a problem.

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No! It's the Christmas
show tonight.

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And I'm doing a special song
about Santa!

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Our teacher said
you need something real.

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Um... This is real.

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I promise I'll make it back
for your song

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and Gran will be there.

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She's really excited
to see you, Lis.

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All right.

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Yeah!

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Thank you! Thank you! Cool.

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Yeah, um...

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Let's see that asshole
try and stop this one!

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Uh...

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Bye.

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Oi, Annie Lennox!

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Right. I'm going over there.

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Power down your lasers,
Iron Man!

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He doesn't have lasers!
They're repulsors.

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Well, Nick doesn't need help
being any more repulsive.

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Plus, you know it's not like
you could actually do anything.

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Hey, did you guys hear what
happened in science? Oh, my God!

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Gemma Brand called Miss Hutchie
a Nazi, then got all upset.

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She was sent outside,
'cause she thought

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Nazi meant the same as OCD.

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♪ No such thing
as a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ No such thing
as a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ No such thing
as a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ Ooh-ah, ooh-ah ♪

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♪ No such thing
as a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ What was I thinking?
This is nae Disney ♪

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♪ I'm way off script
And losing the plot ♪

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♪ Things don't Work out that
way I'm not McConaughey ♪

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♪ Turning the charm on
Or calling the shots ♪

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♪ If this was a movie
Maybe she would be ♪

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♪ Willing to share my world ♪

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♪ I'm starting to realize
Sometimes the nice guys ♪

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♪ Don't always get the girl ♪

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♪ 'Cause no
one Ever tells you ♪

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♪ When you're young ♪

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♪ Love's not like the books
The films, or the songs ♪

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♪ We've been living in a lie
For far too long ♪

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Man, sit down!

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♪ And we're tired
Of pretending ♪

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♪ There's no such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

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♪ Don't be mistaken
My heart's not breaking ♪

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♪ Let them all talk
I don't give a shit ♪

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♪ Kill, marry, shag
It's all such a drag ♪

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♪ I'm more than a lost piece
Waiting to fit ♪

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00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,000
♪ I'm not a princess sat
In a white dress ♪

260
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,199
♪ Hoping my chance
Will come ♪

261
00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:26,731
♪ They're not my problem
Don't want to solve them ♪

262
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,831
♪ Just want to have some fun ♪

263
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,335
♪ 'Cause no one ever tells you
When you're young ♪

264
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:37,466
♪ Love's not like the books
The films, or the songs ♪

265
00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:41,932
♪ We've been living in a lie
For far too long ♪

266
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:45,366
♪ And we're tired
Of pretending ♪

267
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:49,132
♪ There's no such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

268
00:14:49,134 --> 00:14:53,766
♪ I've got the one
I want right next to me ♪

269
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:58,599
♪ I hope to God
It works out perfectly ♪

270
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:03,869
♪ Oh, what if this was all
Just meant to be? ♪

271
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:07,665
♪ I want a love never-ending ♪

272
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,000
♪ Your love is standing here ♪

273
00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:12,599
♪ It's not belief
I'm suspending ♪

274
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,700
♪ I'll never disappear ♪

275
00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:17,333
♪ I'll get
My Hollywood ending ♪

276
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:18,866
♪ Ooh-ah ♪

277
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:21,533
♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

278
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,599
♪ Ooh-ah, ooh-ah ♪

279
00:15:23,601 --> 00:15:26,533
♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

280
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:28,467
♪ Ooh-ah, ooh-ah ♪

281
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,166
♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

282
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:33,469
♪ Ooh-ah, ooh-ah ♪

283
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,033
♪ 'Cause no one ever tells you
When you're young ♪

284
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:39,868
♪ I want a love never-ending ♪

285
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:43,199
♪ Love's not like the books
The films, or the songs ♪

286
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:45,266
♪ It's not belief
I'm suspending ♪

287
00:15:45,268 --> 00:15:48,366
♪ We've been living in a lie
For far too long ♪

288
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:51,933
♪ We're tired of pretending ♪

289
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:54,766
♪ There's no such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

290
00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:56,866
♪ This is not ♪

291
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,365
♪ No such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

292
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:01,366
♪ The story you've been
Dreaming of ♪

293
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:03,000
♪ There's no such thing
As a Hollywood ending ♪

294
00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:07,366
♪ The one where you get
All you want ♪

295
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:10,966
♪ So stop your pretending ♪

296
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:14,469
♪ There's no such thing as a ♪

297
00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:19,135
♪ There's no such thing as a ♪

298
00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:24,266
♪ There's no such thing as a ♪

299
00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:28,436
♪ Hollywood ending ♪

300
00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,768
- Oh.
- Fuck! Ow.

301
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:47,766
You need me to call someone?

302
00:16:47,768 --> 00:16:50,132
I tried. My girlfriend
won't pick up.

303
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,365
And my parents
are in Mexico, so...

304
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,801
Wish I was in Mexico.

305
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,998
Sun, good food.

306
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,266
Tequila.

307
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,365
5,000 miles away
from your weird-ass daughter.

308
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,499
Oh, I'd happily move my dad a few
miles away from here right now.

309
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:04,501
Can you stop talking?

310
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:08,666
Try being moved
an entirely continent,

311
00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:10,632
dropped at the first
opportunity.

312
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:11,999
At least you don't have
a mom that's constantly

313
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,536
on your case
about every little...

314
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,001
I am sorry.

315
00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:19,102
I'm sorry.

316
00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,702
Oh! Sorry!

317
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,634
You smell like a shoe.

318
00:18:00,868 --> 00:18:04,799
Christmas is fast becoming
my least favorite "C" word.

319
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,698
You wouldn't be saying that
if you were dressed

320
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:10,002
like a festive legend!

321
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,531
You're right.

322
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:15,666
Dressed like that, you look
like a massive "C" word!

323
00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:27,933
♪ My favorite dish is fish
Mother flipper ♪

324
00:18:27,935 --> 00:18:29,799
♪ And I eat it
For the hell of it ♪

325
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:31,632
♪ A nice bit of halibut ♪

326
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:33,632
♪ That's not the only fish
They got ♪

327
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,998
- ♪ Mackerel ♪
- ♪ Mackerel ♪

328
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,966
♪ I could take more
Than a snack-full ♪

329
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,300
♪ Salmon with some jam ♪

330
00:18:38,302 --> 00:18:41,098
♪ And I could drink it
By the tap-full ♪

331
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,534
Four weeks
of lunchtime rehearsals.

332
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,433
At least they're trying.

333
00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:50,099
♪ They say there's plenty
Of fish in the sea, baby ♪

334
00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:51,464
Very.

335
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:52,433
♪ But there's not enough fish
For me ♪

336
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,033
♪ Yo, fish is delish ♪

337
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:56,866
♪ They say there's plenty
Of fish in the sea, baby ♪

338
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,799
♪ But there's not enough fish
For me ♪

339
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,332
Anyway, it's nice of you

340
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,735
to help them out
like this, Arthur.

341
00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:11,632
We can't trust them
to do anything

342
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,435
by themselves, Tony.

343
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:19,865
Ah.

344
00:19:39,301 --> 00:19:40,368
Hmm.

345
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:50,766
♪ Snow is falling
On the frosty ground ♪

346
00:19:50,768 --> 00:19:54,765
♪ Christmas cheer
Is spreading all around ♪

347
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:57,766
♪ It's that time of year ♪

348
00:19:57,768 --> 00:20:00,701
♪ But I'm feeling so blue ♪

349
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:08,966
♪ There's a lack of presents
In my stocking ♪

350
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:13,033
♪ And my chimney needs
A good unblocking ♪

351
00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:15,300
♪ Come on, Santa ♪

352
00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:16,866
♪ Dear, I've been ♪

353
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:18,699
♪ Waiting for you ♪

354
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:26,633
♪ Let me tell you If you're
feeling Frozen stiff ♪

355
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:29,302
♪ My fire's
Burning hot for you ♪

356
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:33,631
Filth!

357
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,766
♪ Let me sit upon your lap ♪

358
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,967
♪ There's only one gift
That I wanna unwrap ♪

359
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:41,102
♪ And you and me ♪

360
00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:47,835
Pornographic,
salacious filth!

361
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,068
I'm going to kill her!

362
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:59,266
♪ I've warmed your milk
And made your favorite snack ♪

363
00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:03,465
♪ So come on over
And unload your sack ♪

364
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,464
♪ Tie those reindeer up ♪

365
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:10,300
♪ 'Cause you may be a while ♪

366
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,935
♪ And I know
How to make you smile ♪

367
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,068
Oi!

368
00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:35,932
Whoever's doing that,
stop it immediately.

369
00:21:38,701 --> 00:21:40,467
I'm warning you.

370
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:47,468
♪ It's that time of year ♪

371
00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:52,634
♪ It's that time of year ♪

372
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,201
♪ It's that time of year ♪

373
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:03,599
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Come on, Santa ♪

374
00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:05,498
♪ Give it to me ♪

375
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,531
On, Dasher. On, Dancer.

376
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,632
On...

377
00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:44,602
I forget the other ones.

378
00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:47,102
Firebolt?

379
00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:49,465
No.

380
00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:51,365
That's Harry Potter's broom!

381
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,635
Oh, no.

382
00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:54,532
What?

383
00:22:54,534 --> 00:22:56,099
We can't hang out anymore.

384
00:22:56,101 --> 00:22:57,599
You're too sad.

385
00:22:57,601 --> 00:22:59,432
You've hit, like, peak sad!

386
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:02,535
Look, they were a very popular
series of books, and...

387
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:06,802
Sorry, Mrs. Hinzmann.

388
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:16,635
All right.

389
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,835
Watch this!

390
00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:22,132
Oh. John, wait.

391
00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:29,231
Oh, tits!

392
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,865
"I'll get you some ice!"

393
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,298
Shut up!

394
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,800
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"

395
00:23:34,802 --> 00:23:38,299
I've so lost my job!

396
00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:47,167
Oh!

397
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,999
When I was little,

398
00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:52,698
me and Dad
used to have competitions,

399
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,400
see who could
make the best one.

400
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,766
Mum would judge.

401
00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,435
We stopped doing it
after she died.

402
00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:03,265
What if Dad's right

403
00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:05,935
and I'm just
screwing everything up?

404
00:24:06,634 --> 00:24:08,365
Look.

405
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,664
You're gonna end up
going to uni,

406
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,599
getting some fancy job

407
00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:15,099
and having
a stupidly-successful life.

408
00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:17,132
It doesn't matter
how you do it.

409
00:24:17,134 --> 00:24:18,499
Besides...

410
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:19,833
I'll come and visit you.

411
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,133
We can hike
across the Outback.

412
00:24:23,367 --> 00:24:25,299
That's a pretty long hike.

413
00:24:25,301 --> 00:24:26,799
Well...

414
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,499
I'll start running to school.

415
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,702
Get fit.

416
00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:31,200
Deal?

417
00:24:31,834 --> 00:24:32,834
Deal.

418
00:24:36,702 --> 00:24:39,368
- Dasher, Dancer...
- Mmm-hmm.

419
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,498
Bashful?

420
00:24:43,434 --> 00:24:44,768
That's a dwarf.

421
00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:48,268
There's Olive.

422
00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:50,532
You know.

423
00:24:50,534 --> 00:24:51,931
It's in the song.

424
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:55,432
♪ Olive, the other reindeer ♪

425
00:24:55,434 --> 00:24:57,664
♪ Used to laugh
And call him names ♪

426
00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:02,932
Olive was a dick!

427
00:25:28,035 --> 00:25:29,101
Shit wank!

428
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,768
Mmm.

429
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,467
♪ New morning ♪

430
00:25:53,835 --> 00:25:56,465
♪ Feels different
Than before ♪

431
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:59,064
♪ It's dawning ♪

432
00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:01,866
♪ This thing
I've been waiting for ♪

433
00:26:01,868 --> 00:26:03,531
♪ And I'm flying ♪

434
00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:07,232
♪ My feet won't
Touch the ground ♪

435
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:09,768
♪ I'm ready ♪

436
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,799
♪ For turning my life around ♪

437
00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,000
♪ I'm waking ♪

438
00:26:15,433 --> 00:26:17,932
♪ Spent too long
Playing dead ♪

439
00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:19,300
♪ I'm shaking ♪

440
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,031
♪ These blues out of my head ♪

441
00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:25,666
♪ Not letting ♪

442
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,599
♪ Anybody bring me down ♪

443
00:26:28,601 --> 00:26:31,299
♪ I'm ready ♪

444
00:26:31,301 --> 00:26:34,132
♪ For turning My life around ♪

445
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,498
♪ Hey ♪

446
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,966
♪ It's a brand new day ♪

447
00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:41,432
♪ And I'm miles away ♪

448
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,934
♪ I am miles away ♪

449
00:26:45,101 --> 00:26:49,832
♪ Hey ♪

450
00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:51,833
♪ I am miles way ♪

451
00:26:51,835 --> 00:26:54,465
- Stop it!
- ♪ I am miles way ♪

452
00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:56,501
♪ And it's a beautiful day ♪

453
00:27:00,768 --> 00:27:02,368
♪ It's brighter ♪

454
00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:05,932
♪ The haven streets are clear ♪

455
00:27:05,934 --> 00:27:08,866
♪ I feel lighter ♪

456
00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:11,199
♪ There's nothing
Left to fear ♪

457
00:27:11,201 --> 00:27:13,699
♪ And I'm closer ♪

458
00:27:13,701 --> 00:27:16,498
♪ For a new world
I am bound ♪

459
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,100
♪ Oh, I'm ready ♪

460
00:27:18,966 --> 00:27:20,198
Oh!

461
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,098
♪ For turning my life around ♪

462
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,533
♪ Hey ♪

463
00:27:24,535 --> 00:27:28,331
♪ It's a brand new day
And I'm miles away ♪

464
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:31,801
♪ I am miles away ♪

465
00:27:32,835 --> 00:27:35,166
♪ Hey ♪

466
00:27:35,168 --> 00:27:37,665
♪ Yeah ♪

467
00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,164
- ♪ I am miles away ♪
- Get off of her!

468
00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:42,335
♪ I am miles away ♪

469
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:49,465
♪ Everybody's dying here
To tell me how to live ♪

470
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:54,698
♪ But I'm not listening I've
got so much more To give ♪

471
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,464
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

472
00:27:57,466 --> 00:27:59,964
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

473
00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:02,698
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

474
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:05,197
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

475
00:28:05,199 --> 00:28:07,831
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

476
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,431
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

477
00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:13,198
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪

478
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,131
♪ I'm ready ♪

479
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,766
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ Forget your troubles ♪

480
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:23,498
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ Let go your woes ♪

481
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,365
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ Live for today ♪

482
00:28:25,367 --> 00:28:27,331
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ 'Cause you might ♪

483
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,098
♪ Be dead come tomorrow ♪

484
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,365
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ The town is glowing ♪

485
00:28:31,367 --> 00:28:37,801
- ♪ What a time to be alive ♪
- ♪ Hearts are alight ♪

486
00:29:00,535 --> 00:29:03,099
♪ Hey ♪

487
00:29:03,101 --> 00:29:05,333
♪ It's a brand new day ♪

488
00:29:05,335 --> 00:29:07,931
♪ And I'm miles away ♪

489
00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:10,168
♪ I am miles away ♪

490
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,598
♪ Hey ♪

491
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,164
♪ Yeah ♪

492
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,666
♪ I am miles away ♪

493
00:29:18,668 --> 00:29:25,434
♪ I am miles away ♪

494
00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:30,998
♪ And it's a beautiful day ♪

495
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:37,998
Hello?

496
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,267
Can you hear me?

497
00:29:39,967 --> 00:29:41,432
I'm a first aider.

498
00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:43,097
I'm just going to
turn you over.

499
00:29:58,468 --> 00:30:00,034
Okay, mate.

500
00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,765
Mate! Mate!

501
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:05,234
Call him "mate" again.
It's definitely working!

502
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,701
- Stay here.
- You stay here!

503
00:30:27,766 --> 00:30:29,000
There's no signal.

504
00:30:33,134 --> 00:30:34,134
Anna.

505
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,965
That guy's a zombie!

506
00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:38,198
There's no such thing.

507
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,033
Right, because
that's perfectly normal!

508
00:30:45,366 --> 00:30:46,901
I can't believe
this is happening.

509
00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:51,331
This can't be happening.

510
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,499
This can't be happening.

511
00:30:52,501 --> 00:30:53,997
Use your inhaler.

512
00:30:53,999 --> 00:30:55,965
When was the last time
you saw me with an inhaler?

513
00:30:55,967 --> 00:30:57,932
Don't have a go at me, just
because I said, "Use your inhaler."

514
00:30:57,934 --> 00:30:59,698
Because there's zombies!

515
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,100
That's stupid!

516
00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:06,763
I never saw my mum
this morning.

517
00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,999
Did you see your dad?

518
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,332
I should have
just gone to the show.

519
00:31:11,334 --> 00:31:12,998
I bet they're still
at the school.

520
00:31:14,267 --> 00:31:15,602
Shit!

521
00:31:23,233 --> 00:31:24,500
Maybe the Internet's
still working.

522
00:31:27,601 --> 00:31:29,298
But we can't go
all the way home.

523
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,499
Do you still have
your work keys?

524
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:35,934
Come on.

525
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,968
Maybe it won't be so bad
across town.

526
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:58,967
Potassium.

527
00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:02,466
It's okay.

528
00:32:02,468 --> 00:32:03,965
It's gonna be okay.

529
00:32:03,967 --> 00:32:05,534
Our parents will know
what to do.

530
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,198
That's enough!

531
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,798
Now, even though we had
to spend the night

532
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,798
in the school, be assured,

533
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,132
the government
will sort all this out.

534
00:32:20,134 --> 00:32:24,001
We have an army base,
literally on our doorstep.

535
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,998
All that is required of us

536
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,298
is that we remain calm

537
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,099
and patient.

538
00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:32,831
If anyone has
any further questions,

539
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,398
I've set up temporary
office space over there,

540
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,334
adjacent to the fridge.

541
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:45,764
I'll get someone.

542
00:32:45,766 --> 00:32:47,599
Doctors can't fix it, dear.

543
00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:49,967
Don't think your teachers
could do much.

544
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:53,868
I'm just worried
about Christopher.

545
00:32:55,867 --> 00:32:58,265
He's seen, like,
every horror movie.

546
00:32:58,267 --> 00:32:59,601
He'll know what to do.

547
00:33:04,301 --> 00:33:05,632
Go.

548
00:33:07,633 --> 00:33:08,864
See?

549
00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:11,599
- Told you it was them!
- Have you been bitten?

550
00:33:11,601 --> 00:33:13,168
- Show me!
- They're fine!

551
00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:17,833
Hey, guys!

552
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,466
Did you guys break in?

553
00:33:20,468 --> 00:33:23,501
Uh, the back door
was unlocked.

554
00:33:25,266 --> 00:33:27,597
That's the cleaner's job!

555
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:30,366
Oh. Although, she might
have been concussed.

556
00:33:30,368 --> 00:33:31,764
So, uh...

557
00:33:31,766 --> 00:33:33,664
We were out filming
the soup kitchen last night.

558
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:34,798
It was really good,
and then we...

559
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,933
Then somebody screamed.

560
00:33:37,134 --> 00:33:38,268
Yeah.

561
00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,366
Hey, zombies, right?
It's crazy!

562
00:33:41,368 --> 00:33:42,701
I know!

563
00:33:44,701 --> 00:33:46,466
Excuse Anna.

564
00:33:46,468 --> 00:33:48,133
She's in Egypt at the moment.

565
00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,331
Because she's so far
in denial!

566
00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:54,798
You're not funny.

567
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,065
Oh!

568
00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,498
- Boom!
- You guys heard anything?

569
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,798
Further updates now on
the unfolding global crisis.

570
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,331
Reports of mass infection

571
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,499
with the
as-yet-unidentified virus

572
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:06,664
continue to come in
from across the world.

573
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,665
- Sources at the UN...
- Whatever.

574
00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:11,665
Big firm has been doing weird
shit for years. It's a cover up.

575
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,198
...historic proportions.

576
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,899
Further information
and details

577
00:34:14,901 --> 00:34:17,731
of the evacuation program
can be found on social media.

578
00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:19,232
Yeah, once it's safe,

579
00:34:19,234 --> 00:34:21,197
we're supposed to go
to the school.

580
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,432
So the school's okay?

581
00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:26,332
Yeah. And the army's
going to escort us out.

582
00:34:26,334 --> 00:34:27,968
How cool will that be?

583
00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,530
- Shit!
- What?

584
00:34:31,532 --> 00:34:34,665
Justin Bieber's a zombie!

585
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:39,700
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