Rant

#LotsOfLetters

I know I said my last post will be my last post, but I can't take this anymore. I have been more inclined to do rants recently, but this has been in my mind for a long time. This kind of posts.
"Comment a number and I'll tell you my SSN!" "Comment an emoji and this will tell me why you want to stick your tongue up my anus!" And so on. If you don't understand why this is stupid, I'll explain.
First of all, 　ｗｈｏ　ｃａｒｅｓ？Even if you have over a thousand non-fake followers and get over 70 likes on each post (mostly because you regularly post slutty photos), it's not hard to understand that none of those people give a crap about the name of your first goldfish. Why would they? If you actually gave any amount of thought to anything, you would realize that the sole purpose you post this shit is either to hope for an actual interaction, creating an illusion that you are of any importance to people (in actuality, anyone who comments on this shit is either extremely bored or just as dumb as you), or to share your personal information, which will give you an illusion of being closer to a person (though that person will forget it two minutes later). I need you to understand that these post will ｎｅｖｅｒmean that anyone cares about you more than the lowest you think is possible. And if you're one of those normies with an IQ under 90, your "friendssssss" that comment on this are just as dumb as you. I see no reason behind these posts if you know that whoever responds to it are already a close friend of yours. Or, maybe, you feel good that someone wasted their time on this post of yours just because they actually care how long your pubes are - I'll break it to you once again, they don't actually care, they do it to trivially cure boredom, and, in some cases, pitifully laugh at the fact that you posted this. With the kind of posts that are just the "Comment the emoji, what do you like about me?" are even worse, all they do is inefficiently raise your self-esteem, for it to only jump back down whenever you get a reality check.
Things that make such posts even more comical are as follows: the extremely low-quality of the actual pictures, almost deep-fried, almost as if it were ironic, but ironically unironic; the excessive use of emojis, making it look even dumber; and my favorite: when a person with no activity posts this on their profile, it gets 7 likes, and there are NO COMMENTS on it, even after a week, because even in a fake way no one cares about what is the manufacturer of their bed.
As if the amount of stupidity these posts hold wasn't enough, there are other significant reasons why I hate them.
Here's one. Usually they involve rather personal information, either the poster's or the commenters', and it's quite cringy to watch people just spill it all only for fake social pleasure. I believe that the specifics and interesting parts of your life are your own, and you get to keep them so that you can make sense out of your life as a whole - and enjoy the fact that you're an individual. However, when these things are treated this way - essentially, as unneeded expensive trash that you can just give out with a huge discount to get some money for alcohol. But they are your own family's relics, you shouldn't just give it out. It's not much of a problem, it's just cringy. (All the fun things about my life are the kind of things you'll see on DeathAddict, so these posts usually don't cover anything I care about in terms of myself).
Here's two. They are very, very badly made, even if you ignore the deep-fried quality. For one, you will ｎｅｖｅｒ reach those 50 different options. So most of them are just trash, even if anyone actually comments on the post. For two, the options themselves are horrible. There's nothing fun about them - and there could be some minor fun knowing actually interesting things about a person, even with all the stuff I mentioned above. For example, "what is your height" - what kind of a question is that? Who actually gives a crap? Here's a better alternative: "What is your favorite hat that you own?" - even if it's just a one-phrase answer, this could tell you what kind of things that person likes enough that would make them buy their hat, but there could be some interesting backstory as well, or it could be a start of a conversation, if you are actually social. For three, ｅｍｏｊｉｓ. I just hate them. Especially when they make no sense and are completely unrelated to context. What does a currency exhange sign have to do with "I like your ass"?
Here's three. A lot of this information isn't even that personal or interesting. "What's your birthday", "What pets do you have", "Show me a photo of your chair", "I like your nose", "What's your battery level", and my favorite: "What's your name" (it's even the first one in the attached pic). You could just come up to someone and ask this. Since no one did that, you can conclude that no one cared, so why would anyone care to comment this other than to make fun of you? Hence you get no responses and you get even sadder (you deserve it).
Here's the last one. These posts are spam. I see at least one or two in my feed every day (from idontknkwyoucamden). They are being heavily reposted, and the same thing goes around all your following list, 80% of the posts with 0 comments. And the same people post other similar posts a couple days later, still with no responses. Why do they do it? I have no idea, but I'm sure it has to do with how miserable their intelligence is.
Just to prove how dumb this is, I'll answer every one of those prompts on the pic right here (it's the bonus). If you cared about at least TWO of them, comment "I gave one". I want you to be unironic about it this time. No need to say which ones. It's all just for statistics. Also, as I said, this isn't even personal information. Here we go.

1. Illia Boiko (two Ls ever since I moved the second time)
2. 159 cm
3. 54 kg
4. 14
5. April 30
6. Clara, a sub-personality I keep inside my mind and talk to at night
7. Probably 🅱ent (last name censored) from current 8th grade
8. 🅱aniel (you know who it is)
9. Obviously yes
10. Fried Pelmeni with sour cream
11. Casual conversation with my grandma
12. 74% (see, this question is the kind of shit I'm talking about)
13. Grey
14. osu!
15. Evoke & Laura Brehm - Future Holds (it was hard to pick a single favorite. This isn't just about the music itself though)
16. Bats (nothing to do with Batman)
17. Transparent
18. 8 1/2 (this is another good example)
19. No, but I do make speeches about the benefits of communism
20. Good quality, aesthetic Bluetooth headphones that don't break or wear off (stop, meta wishes aren't fun)
21. Before my father left the family, all of it, even the diabetes
22. United States
23. I used to have an aquarium with about 15 fish (long ago) and a very fluffy and fat enough cat to be both pretty and pleasurable to pat (when I moved, he stayed in Ukraine, and passed away a year later due to kidney disease)
24. Hopefully not (I'm already married)
25. Chemistry
26. My mom once kissed me in the forehead when I was a baby
27. Yes
28. A tiny bit
29. Alexey Navalnyi (you didn't mean romantic love, did you? Oh, if you did: no one)
30. Yes (lots of people, also only about 5% of them are in Georgia)
31. Brown
32. Married to 🅱aniel 🅱readrickson
33. Caramelldansen (no homo, it was in osu!)
34. Continuing to live the lifestyle I do right now due to my laziness to put an effort to change, procrastinating in my room and being a nuisance to my family, wasting their money and not fulfilling any hopes I have for my future - sinking into an ever widening whirlpool of depression, self-blame, failure, alcohol and porn addiction, and financial debt, from which I will never have a hope of escaping - ceasing eventually into a worthless pile of trash that has left the worst possible impact on all of humanity, especially the only few people he cared about, all of this being only and only his fault, and being forgotten about by everyone a couple decades later, showing to ghosts that can move in time just how bad a person's life can possibly get.
35. Which one? And what exactly is your definition of a ghost? This is very vague. A lot of people call God Himself a ghost. It all depends on what you mean by it.
36. LGBT propaganda in 2017
37. Doctor Who until the 8th season, from then on Rick and Morty
38. Green Elephant
39. Either A Series of Unfortunate Events series or 1984, choose one based on your IQ
40. See #10 (badly made post again)
41. Everyone who can experience happiness AND has an actual family.
42. Taurus
43. jeff
44. I assume it said hobbit (badly made again). I prefer to think that all hobbits are nice people, so don't have an opinion on the worst one.
45. 2
46. Anya, Valerie (didn't need #45 did you?)
47. Does Trying Not To Get Close To Attempting Suicide For As Long As Possible count?
48. Math, piano, being a dick
49. Getting banned for a year on Bugurt Thread for uploading 14 YOBA pics into the community album. Even thinking about it makes me want to unironically cry. (Rules only allowed 10, I forgot about it)
50. Coding: either freelance or working for a large company, such as Microsoft or Valve. Depends on how gay I get over time.

Now, if you think about it, from reading all this bullcrap you didn't get to know a single interesting thing about me except the ones I included as an extra. If you actually cared about any two of these, comment "I gave one". And, I felt absolutely no embarassment writing this since nothing of it is really personal. So there was pretty much no point in doing this. Please don't post this shit unironically if you consider yourself at least slightly intelligent, for the sake of humanity's wellness.
I mean, me too thanks